Teamwork

>Day Teamwork in Equestria
>Be Anon
>Been in Poneland for 1 year now
>Successfully avoided Yellow Menace’s fetish guessing and, later on, rape attempts
>Been pretty easy too
>She’s not exactly the world’s greatest rapist
>You wonder if that’s actually a title
>That would be an interesting plaque
>Although, lately you’ve noticed Fluttershy has been absent
>Some kind of deal with a reformation of someone
>Sparkle seemed distressed when she brought it up
>She was running around the library, flipping through books and yelling at Spike
>…More than usual
>That was a couple days ago
>You’ve been enjoying the quiet
>You actually got some writing done
>Feels good man
>You’re settling down to eat some breakfast when you hear knocking
>You look at the time and sigh
>Dammit
>You open the door, to see Fluttershy
>So much for bliss
What do you want?
>”Now now, is that anyway to talk to a friend?”
>…
>That’s not Fluttershy’s voice
>You look around, but you don’t see anyone
>You hear a popping noise behind you, and turn to see some kind of… thing
>It's some kind of amalgamation of animals
>You look at it
>It looks at you
Er. Fluttershy, what is this?
>”W-well Anon, t-this is my new friend. D-discord”
>Discord.
Discord?
>D: “Yes, that is me! Discord: Chaos Incarnate, Friend of Fluttershy, and Celestia’s Newest Bitch!”
>FS: “Discord! I thought I told you, you shouldn’t think about it like that! You’re just helping her, of your own accord!”
>D: “My own Accord? That’s my cousin!”
>There’s a pause
>D: “No one appreciates a good pun these days”
…So anyways, why exactly is he here?
>FS: “W-well Anon, he’s here to help me!”
>D: “Indeed that is so, Mr. Mous! I’m here to help my good friend Fluttershy with some devious intent!”
Seriously? Fluttershy, Discord isn’t going to help you rape me!
>Wait, why wouldn’t he?
>Fucking hindsight
>Hindsight doesn’t count 5 seconds ago
>The hell it doesn’t brain, shut up
>FS: “Oh no, he’s just going to guess your fetish!”
>D: “Yes, for some strange reason, Fluttershy won’t let me restrain you! Something about ‘Rapist’s Honor’”
>FS: “No rapist will accept the help of a creature with reality warping powers to assist in rape”
>She’s fucking reciting that
>Now you really want to know if there’s a title for world’s greatest rapist
>D: “Well then, let’s get to it!”
Oh no, I didn’t agree to this!
>D: “Hah! As if you have a choice in the matter”
>A table appears in front of you
>Chains come out of it, and latch you down on top of it
>Dafuq
God dammit Fluttershy! Let me go!
>FS: “It won’t take a bit at all! Once I know your fetish, I’ll finally get to have sex with you!”
I’ve told you, that’s not a thing!
>D: “Actually, she showed me the rapist handbook…”
>So that’s what she was reciting from
>D: “… and it directly states: ‘If a rapist is able to guess the sexual preference of their victim, then the victim is required by the contract of the universe to submit their hot monkey dick to the rapist.’”
WHO WROTE THIS FUCKING BOOK?!
>D: “Hm. If memory serves, I believe it said ‘Fufferthy’”
OH COME O-
>A gag appears in your mouth
>D: “Enough talking, let’s get to it!”
>Discord looks down at you, scratching his head with his bear claw
>He pulls a magnifying class from thin air, and exams your forehead
>He creates a dove and places it on your chest
>The dove flies away, leaving a small amount of shit on your shirt
>Discord snaps his fingers, and your shirt is under a microscope
>He exams it for a moment, hmming and haaing
>D: “I’ve got it!”
>Fluttershy leans forwards, her eyes gleaming
>You doubt he’s got it; none of that would have given it awa-
>D: “Dragon Dick.”
>What
>You can’t believe it
>The fucker got it
>Fluttershy looks at him, then stares at you
>FS: “I-is that true Anon?”
>You think for a moment
>The gag disappears
>Just say no
>They won’t know
Yes
>THE FUCK MOUTH
>YOU WANT THIS MORE THAN I DO AND YOU KNOW IT
>NOT FROM HER!
>…
>SHIT
>DAMN RIGHT YOU STUPID FUCK
>Er, fellas?
>What is it penis?!
>Pay attention!
>You look, to see a big dragon strap on dick attached to Fluttershy
>This is going to happen
>No. Not from her!
>Anyone from her!
>Suddenly, a voice from the darkness
>Anyone?
>…Who is this?
>It is me. Asshole.
>No need to call names. Just tell me your name.
>Asshole.
>I said no need to call names! What is your name?
>ASSHOLE. I’M YOUR ASSHOLE
>…oh…
>Just the asshole?
>FUCKING PAY ATTENTION
>Shit sorry. What’s the plan?
>Scooby Doo style plan whispering
WAIT
>Fluttershy pauses, the hunger in her eyes apparent
>She won’t wait long
The rules stated that the rapist who guessed my fetish would have my… er
>FS: “Hot monkey dick”
Right, hot monkey dick. But you didn’t guess it Fluttershy!
>Fluttershy’s eyes widen
DISCORD DID!
>FS: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
Hah! Only Discord can rape me now!
>The Dragon Strap on appears on Discord
>Wait, that isn’t a strap on
>That’s the real deal
>D: “With pleasure!”

>3 hours later
>Your ass hurts like a mother fucker
>Discord is still going on
>Stamina like a champ
>You’re not going to be able to walk for a week
>But at least you’re not
>Fucking Fluttershy