Anniversary

>"Anon, I'm back from the Wonderbolts Academy!"
"Why didn't you write?"
>"Hey I replied to all your mail, what are you talking about?"
"I shouldn't have to always be the initiator, you know...."
>"What do you mean?"
"You KNOW what I mean!"
>"...Why are you yelling at me?"
"I'M NOT FUCKING YELLING! FUCK YOU, RAINBOW DASH! I THOUGHT YOU CARED ABOUT ME!"
>"Wha- I do too!"
"NO YOU DON'T! YOU NEVER TAKE ME ANYWHERE, AND YOU'RE ALWAYS OFF WITH THOSE 'FRIENDS' OF YOURS-"
>"Hey now, let's not bring them into this."
"And why not? Are you hiding something? Let me see your bag!"
>"What? Why?"
"I wanna fucking see what's in your bag!"
>"J-just my uniform and stuff... It's kinda smelly."
"Give it here."
>"No really, it's pretty bad. Jus- LET GO!"
"NO! YOU'RE HIDING PORN MAGS IN THERE! I BET YOU DON'T EVEN GO TO THAT ACADEMIC OR WHATEVER, YOU PROBABLY JUST GO CHEAT ON ME, YOU FUCKING SCUM!"
>"FINE! YOU WANT THE BAG? TAKE IT!"
"Let's see here... Where are you going?"
>"I'm going to look through your mail."
"No you're not!"
>"Why? Hiding something?"
"NO! I like my privacy okay? SUE ME!"
>"You know what? I'm so tired of this, Anon."
"Oh shush, you have any idea how hard it is for me to sit around waiting for you to come home? Not knowing what you're doing or who you're with?"
>"Well then DO SOMETHING! I TOLD YOU it's not my job to entertain you everyday!"
"Yeah? Well you don't even find me attractive anymore! When's the last time we made love?"
>"Hey, that's on you, dude! Whenever I try to get something going, you say you're tired!"
"Well that's because-Wait... What is this? WHAT IS THIS RAINBOW DASH?"
>"...Pull it out."
"It's a... A present?"
>"HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!"
"What?... OH MY GOD THAT'S TODAY!"
>"Open it!"
"Alright, alright... Oooh, it's...."
>"...Do you like it?"
"It's a necklace, Rainbow."
>"Yeah! I went to the best jewelry store in Cloudsdale for it!"
"Huh...."


>"That's a solid gold raincloud!"
"I hate rain...."
>"W-well, yeah, but you like clouds, right?"
"...Kinda."
>"Hey, look on the back!"
"What's this?"
>"It's our initials!"
"Oh, okay. Yeah, and there's a heart around... Yep."
>"...Sooo?"
"What?"
>"...What do you thiink?"
"How much was it?"
>"A lot."
"..."
>"...mm."
"..."
>"...Uhm... I-if you don't like it, then... I might still be able to return it."
"...I'm still mad at you."
>"Wha... Why?"
"You know why."
>"No... Anon, don't be like this..."
"Don't tell me what to do."
>"Why can't we just talk about it... Like, I'll just put my Academy stuff down and we can work it out."
"No...."
>"Anon, please. PLEASE don't do this, not today... Not on our anniversary."
"If you'd listen to me once in a while, you'd know why I'm always so heartbroken...."
>"WHY. Just tell me, Anon. You can tell me anything."
"... Don't worry about it."
>"Anon, come ooon! This doesn't solve anything!"
"You don't care anyways... It's like I'm just here for when you want sex."
>"That's not true!"
"Then why don't you ever invite me along on your little 'adventures' with all those 'friends' of yours?"
>"I DO! You KNOW you're welcome to come along! You always say no!"
"Well why the hell should I have to compete with your friends for your attention! Why can't it just be us?"
>"BECAUSE YOU NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING WITH ME!"
"DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME, YOU BITCH! I'M SO SICK OF YOU YELLING AT ME!"
>"DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, CALLING ME NAMES!?"
"I'M YOUR... Oh stop... STOP."
>"S-stop w-what?"
"Stop crying, you little drama queen."
>"I can't...."
"Ugh. Look, I'll give you another chance, okay?"
>"...."
"So... Where are we going for dinner? You reserved us a table somewhere, right?"
>"...."
"For our anniversary? Remember?"
>"...."
"...No? Fuck, fine. I'll just order some pizza or something. Thanks, Rainbow Dash. Great anniversary."
>"...*sniff*... We're done."
"What?"
>"I think... I think we're done."


"Rainbow Dash, look at me. Are you serious?"
>"...Yeah."
"WOW, RAINBOW. As soon as our relationship gets just a bit rocky, you take off?"
>"Bye."
"...Wait, WAIT!"
>"What?"
"Okay look, I'm sorry, okay? Maybe that was uncalled for."
>"...What was uncalled for?"
"Well, y'know... But, I mean, you have to see it from MY perspective...."
>"Here."
"...What are these?"
>"Tickets to the dinner theatre."
"Ponyville doesn't have a dinner theatre."
>"Yes it does. You'd know if you looked around."
"So... We're going out after all?"
>"Nope. We are done, son."
"Done? But-but there's TWO tickets!"
>"Find a friend to take."
"I DON'T KNOW ANYONE!"
>"Too bad."
"Rainbow, wait."
"Rainbow GET BACK HERE!"
"...What did I do?"

FIN