C is ticket controller
C:ticket please
me:yea i need to purchase a connection ticket from berlin to fürstenwalde
C: you can't buy a ticket now
me:yea i would like to buy a connection ticket please
C:ticket is 60€ now.
me:no that doesnt seem right. i would like to buy a connection ticket please, how much is it?
C:where did you get in?
me:berlin euhm ostkreutz
C:you could have bought a ticket everywhere there
me: no i could not, i was late and i dont understand the ticket machines, and if i put my 20€bill in at the time the train arrived i probably would have missed another train cause i would have to wait for the machine ...
C: who's fault is that?
me:i'm terribly sorry
C:please show me your identification
me: well you're going to sell me a ticket now or not, your choice
C: please show me your identification
me: no
C: you have to show me your identification
me: no
C: i have to see your identification right now!
me: no, you don't.
C:you have to get off at the next stop
me: you can call the Bundesgrentzschutz(federal state-border enforcement?!) or sell me a ticket now, your choice.
C: i have domestic authority in this train, you will get off at the next stop!
me:no. i will get off at my stop, fürstenwalde.
C: you didnt even show me what kind of ticket you have with you right now.
me:oh ok sure (looks 4 ticket, shows, but holds onto it while she tries to grab it with force)
C: you have to give it to me
me:no, i wont let go of it.
C: i have to check for the fraud-markers
me: sure, please take a look..(presents ticket again)
C: (doesnt look, takes step back and takes out her phone ... busy for a few seconds then walks off pissed where she came from)
me: (takes book, reads again)
C: (returns after many minutes, passes and tells me: )"I HAVE CALLED THEM NOW" (and is gone again.)

...train was already 20minutes late, so it speed up way past normal to make it to fürstenwalde, no time for BGS to arrive, if she even called.
plop