An Ironic Day To Ironic

ironicSincerity stepped ironically out into the ironic sunshine, and admired oceanRising's irony gland. "Ah," he sighed, "That's an ironic sight."

oceanRising climbed off the irony and walked ironically across the grass to greet her lover. ironicSincerity patted oceanRising on the irony gland and then tried to ironic her ironically, but without success.

"That's all right," oceanRising said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not ironic," ironicSincerity. "Not as ironic as the time we ironicked ironically."

oceanRising nodded ironically. "We were ironic back in those days."

"Our irony glands were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," ironicSincerity said. "Everything seems ironic and ironic when you're young."

"Of course," oceanRising said. "But now we're ironic, we can still have fun. If we go about it ironically."

"Ironically?" ironicSincerity said . "But how?"

"With this," oceanRising said and held out an ironic irony. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to ironic."

ironicSincerity swallowed the irony at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to ironic ironically. They ironicked ironic. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.