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TRANSFER LIST
Claudia Escrow - ST - 27 - Aries Chariots -
Sansa Dreyfuss - RB - 27 - Belgrave -
Alexandra Lazarou - RW - 23 - Belgrave -
Ilary Muscat - ST - 26 - Belgrave -
Claudia Martane - RW - 22 - Brinemouth -
Lienke Vesper - LM - 34 - Crisisbless -
Gerhard Hartmuth - GK - 26 - Crisisbless -
Raven Forster - GK - 31 - Goodfeather FC -
Falcon Case - CM - 24 - NPH/BRE - Goodfeather FC -
Ulrica Rannon - AM - 26 - Goodfeather FC -
Aurora Jewel - ST - 27 - Goodfeather FC -
Undine Heisserer - LB - 26 - Leichhardt -
Raihane Stern - GK - 28 - Leichhardt -
Ylissa Hatherton - CM - 26 - Leichhardt -
Zuzana Streiss - LM - 24 - Leichhardt -
Josie Webster - CM/AM - 26 - North Laithland -
Erika Morningstar - RB - 33 - CMT - Sabrefell Athletic -
Scheherazade Meier - LM - 31 - NPH/FFD - Sabrefell Moths -
Pavel Weaver - CB - 33 - Sabrefell Moths -
Reinhard Meixner - GK - 27 - South Laithland -
Vesuvia Carrick - ST - 24 - NPH/BRE - South Laithland -
Justinian Hargrave - GK - 36 - Starling -
Sleipnir Woodwind - CM/AM - 28 - Starling -
Elsa Kaelin - LW - 26 - Starling -
Vedran Tarashaj - CM - 29 - AFC Treason -

FREE TRANSFERS
Packie Milner - DM - 25 - Aries Chariots -
Inka Quiverell - CM - 26 - Aries Chariots -
Odette Longstocking - LW - 29 - Bishop -
Lysander Corsell - ST - 28 - Bishop -
Julian Alderweiss - GK - 25 - Bishop -
Nicki Reed - AM - 26 - Bishop -
Detlef Konstantin - DM - 32 - Belgrave -
Portia Bittroff - GK - 30 - Belgrave -
Lacuna Harlequn - CM - 24 - Brinemouth -
Perrando Albiza - LW - 29 - ASG - Brookford Otters -
Micah Horner - CM - 24 - Chenoworth Harriers -
Alisara Crowe - RB - 30 - Chenoworth Harriers -
Raelene Marinello - CM - 34 - NSI - Chenoworth Rovers -
Lyn Partisan - LB - 31 - Chenoworth Rovers -
Adino Eliot - RB - 32 - Chenoworth Rovers -
Thanasi Holland - LM - 26 - Coret Hawks -
Dani Harper - ST - 30 - Coret Hawks -
Amalie Sulzer - CB - 29 - Coret Hawks -
Spyros Achaion - CM - 26 - Coret Hawks -
Ana Laursen - LB - 31 - Corvette Maulers -
Maria Richter - CB - 21 - Corvette Maulers -
Nechtan Malley - DM - 32 - BSE - AFC Corvistone -
Parvizdzhon Borrowfield - CB - 30 - ISK - AFC Corvistone -
Morgan Halfhill - LB - 25 - AFC Corvistone -
Valentin Vettriano - ST - 28 - AUD - Creed United -
Arran Marr - LB - 21 - Creed United -
Paul Muswell - CB - 31 - Crisisbless United -
Carla Briarman - GK - 27 - Crisisbless United -
Hippolyta Theophile - CM - 27 - Crisisbless United -
Ixion Stamatellis - LB - 28 - Crisisbless United -
Toni Bliss - CM - 23 - Cypher Town -
Barth Krueger - RB - 27 - Cypher Town -
Marko Fortounis - ST - 29 - Diamondqueen -
Jacqui Commerce - RM - 25 - Extreme Hills -
Matti Garforth - LM - 26 - Extreme Hills -
Luna Nsereko - ST - 30 - Leichhardt -
Annegret Bellinghausen - RM - 28 - Leichhardt -
Artemis Katsamatis - RM - 33 - Morningstar -
Niko Boldman - ST - 30 - Morningstar -
Lorne Winter - CM - 28 - Newrook City -
Conrad Trelliston - RB - 26 - Newrook City -
Koloman Reaves - CM - 24 - North Laithland -
Gerhard Sinstadt - GK - 31 - North Laithland -
Garnet Tamerlane - CB - 29 - North Sabrefell -
Meg Owley - RB - 29 - North Sabrefell -
Sam Kerr - GK - 22 - TLI - North Sabrefell -
Hannes Caravel - CB - 31 - Raven River -
Lysander Brandis - AM - 24 - Raven River -
Ephraim Mirzian - ST - 27 - Stahlburg City -
Henrik Raubell - RB - 28 - South Laithland -
Leona Catterick - LB - 31 - Southfell United -
Vasilis Nikas - R/CM - 29 - Southfell United -
Cezary Helmuth - LW - 21 - Starling -
Augustine Catapan - GK - 23 - AFC Treason -
Adelaide Southers - RB - 29 - Vermillion Rage -
Marios Tzavellas - DM - 32 - Vermillion Rage -
Kosta Ouzoundis - CM - 27 - Vermillion Rage -

DEPARTURES ABROAD
TRANSFER LIST
Maeon Vlahos - RB - 31 - Cornellians -
Isidra Jeurissen - LB - 26 - Cornellians -
Dragora Steelhenge - CB - 25 - Cornellians -
Regatta Aspenwood - LW - 28 - Handon United -
Heron Kendall - ST - 27 - Port Sebastian -
Raquel Naeher - LW - 29 - Lammerton -
Roxelana Thorn - CB - 20 - Lammerton -
Laura Carrow - CM - 23 - Marionville -
Circe Rosenthal - CM - 24 - Marionville -
Avila Wardenier - ST - 30 - New Belfast Warriors -
Dejan Corvell - ST - 30 - Kings Park -
Chimera Moxham - AM - 21 - Port Patrick United -
Livia Hessenthaler - RW/ST - 24 - West Holbrookdale -
Alisander Seip - LB - 29 - Blue Coast 1981 -
Rebecca Stenger - CM - 31 - Blue Coast 1981 -
Gerwyn Clarke - CM - 27 - AFC Ruby -
Ruby Coates - RB - 26 - Isper -
Rachel Sable - CM - Phalanx AF -
Sophia Fortune - ST - 26 - Whitehaven Triumph -
Andreas Swoboda - GK - 30 - 1860 Azoth -
Eloise Kielseng - RB - 23 - 1860 Azoth -

(Niko Rosmalen? 31)

Catherine Gryphon - DM - 33 - Cornellians -
Roisin Carroll - LW - 32 - Port Sebastian -
Meghan Hartsdown - CM - 27 - Kings Park -
Tiferet Ashbrown - LW - 26 - Kings Park -
Lenore Drummond - GK - 29 - New Island -
Chadwick Beath - CB - 24 - Blue Coast 1981 -
Fiona Marquess - RB - 24 - Willox Street Pirates -
Shanna Donachy - CM - 31 - San Marco Storm -
Rhona Kindrogan - LB - 25 - Kirston Union -
Elsie Madderty - LW - 24 - Kirston Union -


FREE TRANSFERS
NPH
Tamika November - CB - 33 - FC Soessch -
Lavender Jameson - LW - 30 - New Belfast Warriors -
Connie Malone - CM - 31 - Port Patrick United -
Heidi Spearing - AM - 27 - Dundee -
Brendan Hamer - GK - 29 - Port James Athletic -
Claire Beresford - DM - 34 - Port James Athletic -
Claudia Solwood - RB - 27 - Mucusia -
Fortune Adeleke - CB - 24 - New Island -
Christine Philippousis - CB - 24 - New Belfast Blues -
Lasse Scharnberg - ST - 25 - New Belfast Blues -
Matilda Weiss - RW - 29 - Kirk Preston United -
Tamara Rosenbauer - RB - 33 - Newport Sirens -
Sigrun Kannis - CM - 33 - New Dundee Star -
Ariadne Eldridge - DM - 29 - BSC Vargas - Cranequin Wanderers youth product, but never made a senior appearance for them. Formerly of Matthew Mets. - Technically adept, but her sense of fair play means she doesn't hack people down enough. A good thing in some countries.
Hansi Westerlow - ST - 33 - BSC Vargas -
Helmut Brouwer - ST - 27 - BSC Vargas -
Cardinal Murrough - GK - 29 - Emerald City Harmony -
Heather Garrard - LB - 33 - Emerald City Harmony -
Dorian Fletchclair - ST - 31 - Emerald City Harmony -
Elizabeth Bellard - CM - 29 - Nandaozhou Sharks -
Jack Muskerry - ST - 32 - Nandaozhou Sharks -
Dejana Petersen - LW - 29 - New Llama Stars -
Ida Preussler - ST - 28 - Olympic East -
Lexi Farrakhan - ST - 28 - Bufelino -
Apotheosis Kaskanis - ST - 30 - DFC -
Aphrodite Klavier - GK - 35 - Eclaireurs -
Malakai Seluk - RB - 29 - Inga Rasen -
Pandora Dukakis - RB - 31 - Marvel Team -
Kylian Cholakian - RB - 25 - Jenipapa -
Attema Karoy - RB - 31 - Urboyts - Formerly of Corvette Maulers and UPL.
Paddy Munster - GK - 33 - PDM - Formerly of Vermillion Rage and Stilwater City. -
Gudrun Portsman - CM - 32 - Granfaloon - Formerly of Stonegrave and Z'ai'ai. - A big, lumbering, hulking midfielder who hits the ball really hard and, well... that's about it. She's really good at hitting the ball really hard, though!
Sofia Waldemar - CB - 31 - Crystal - Formerly of Coret Rovers and Depri Sanar. - Diminutive but quick of her wit and on her feet, Waldemar's got a gift for being in the right place at the right time. Can play all along the back line.
Phoenix Garnett - RB/RM - 26 - Eclipse - Starling youth product. Formerly of Matekkipper Knuckles. -
Freelove M'Baye - RW - 32 - Rayford United -
Jorja Pfenning - CM - 31 - Urdutown -
Bastian Windsor - CB - 24 - Cenial Liberty -
Ryan Prescott - CB - Westgreen & Trent Albion -
Julian Parable - DM/CB - Westgreen & Trent Albion -
Seb Moran - CM - Westgreen & Trent Albion -
Olivia Sigournay - CM - Westgreen & Trent Albion -

BRE
Hazel Fetlocke - LB - 23 - San Marco Storm -
Ross Hearkener - RW - 32 - Kirston Union -
Sophia Collier - LB - 31 - BSC Vargas -
Tanya Yeats - AM - 33 - New Llama Stars -
Maduin Siewart - CM - 28 - Olympic East -
Harlequin Jameson - CM - 26 - Tarruco -
Mopsy Axmaker - ST - 25 - Shitrom -
Gwynne Cairnduff - LB - 24 - Tarruco -
Dandelion Catterail - RB - 28 - PDM -
Scott Sonnett - LB - New Oxford Nucleus -
Auburn Brassfellow - CB - New Oxford Nucleus -
Daniel Radbury - CB - New Oxford Nucleus -
Clint Hampton - RB - New Oxford Nucleus -
Caleigh Swan - DM - Westgreen & Trent Albion -

ASU
Eloisa Primavera - LB - 27 - New Llama Capitals
Lux Siravoi - CM - 26 - New Llama Stars -
Pierluigi Cevenni - GK - 33 - San Marco Storm -

ISK
Ishtar Curran - GK - 27 - BSC Vargas
Iskar Serket - CB - 26 - Nandaozhou Sharks -

Managers
Reinhard Shale -
Erica Brewer -
Bronwyn Sadler -
Catherine Sedgwick -
Triffid Ramsey - 36 -
Brun Kissinger - 50 -
Bryony Johansen - 40 -