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Headcanons for Mao Mao and Tanya's relation

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  1. from /mmm/ Mao Mao: Heroes of Shortstack Swapping
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  3. Headcanons for Mao Mao and Tanya's relation:
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  5. Mao Mao met Tanya, maybe half a year after the betrayal of Bao Bao. He was emotionally vulnerable still, but even more importantly, broke.
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  7. He first meet Tanya when he saw her apprehend a group of criminals and mistook her for a hero. He asked her to teach him how to be a hero like her. Tayana, 1: Saw that he could actual fight and be of use to her, 2: Instantly grew to love everything about him.
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  9. At first Mao Mao thought he had unlocked some secret way of being rich off of being a hero. But it didn't take him long to learn the difference between being a Bounty Hunter and being a Hero, in that the former cared about the money first and foremost. This is what ultimately led to their parting ways.
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  11. They never officially called their relationship dating. They weren't even sure what it was. The only thing they did know is that they worked together, and the sex happened. Even if she wasn't his first, Tanaya felt a lot of virgin energy coming from Mao Mao, that she loved and took time breaking out of him.
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  13. Her feelings for him have not changed at all. She would be in his bed the second he asked. Of course she'd never flatout let him know that, where's the fun in that.
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  15. She totally pegged him.
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  17. I like BadgerMao, but I know it'll never happen anyway, and I like this post. I hope that when or if this show continues we'll get to see more TanyaxMao interactions. Stuff that'd make me blush, like Mao Mao and Tanya alluding to but aborting the conversation about them banging after a heated job because Adorabat keeps asking for details she shouldn't know about.
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  19. Can you imagine Mao's and Tanya's kids being giant? The Mao recessive genes manifesting in their children, along with Mao's skill as a warrior and Tanya's giftedness with illusions would make for some terrifying (and LEGENDARY) heroes of renown.
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  21. >plus-sized Curry looking tanukats
  22. YES
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  24. >Grandpa Shin visits
  25. >Sees his granddaughters are fucking giants
  26. >Grandsons are about his height, if only slightly taller.
  27. >Shin realizes the Mao men are just inherently fked in terms of height via genetics
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  29. I thought Shin married into the family
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  31. Makes me wonder about the marriage and Momma Mao in general. Did she marry a hero or a zero who became a hero? If Shin Mao married into the clan, I wonder why it was him who distributed the golden weapons. I noticed none of the Mao ancestors had golden tools so maybe he brought them in with him, and that's why he led the ceremony instead of his Mao Mao's mother.
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  33. I like to imagine that Momma mao gave up the life of a hero to become a simple giant housewife who puts the fear into her husband
  34. Shin was most likely a hero himself and their marriage was arranged
  35. but unlike alot of other arrange marriages, they truly do love one another
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  37. >but unlike alot of other arrange marriages, they truly do love one another
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  39. wholesome, I like it.
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  41. Following up with some more:
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  43. It's a cute scene I've always had in my head
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  45. >Tanya and Mao Mao are sitting together. Tayna notices Mao Mao looking at her tale, then looking at to where his tale should be. When she sees her noticing, he looks away. She then taps him on the shoulder. When he looks back, her tale is gone, and she's smiling comfortingly while patting him on the back.
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  47. Tailless or anything of the sort is the one insult she'll never throw at him. The first (and only) person who did around her literally got shanked.
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  49. >The first (and only) person who did around her literally got shanked.
  50. I think impaled would be a more apt word.
  51. >MaoMao washed himself of the blood in a nearby waterfall spring. Making sure to scrub extra thoroughly as to prevent his fur from caking
  52. >Tanya sat by holding his garments, wide-eyed.
  53. >MaoMao, at least up until now, was someone she thought was above slaughter. Yet not far from them was the fresh cadaver of a rouge.
  54. >She had never seen such pure hatred before in her life.
  55. >The swiftness in which the feline cut down the rouge was almost unreal.
  56. >He barely had enough time to even process what was happening before he passed.
  57. >And to think, it could have been avoided had they been privy to MaoMao's sensitivity towards his tail
  58. >It gave her a moment of pause, to really mull over the type of person MaoMao was.
  59. >If he was so quick to cut someone down, what else was he willing to do?
  60. >Moreover, why was this more sinister/ lethal side of MaoMao so... exciting for her?
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  62. I was talking more that Tanya shanked them for saying it about her Mittens, but I really like this!
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  64. >a few years later he straight up tries to behead her because she kidnapped his Clops
  65. will yanderefgs EVER learn?
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  67. She deserved it.
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  69. save
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  71. Sweeet, thanks anon
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  73. np anon, keep making more ideas for it
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  75. Already have my honey idea in the works, but I kinda wanna write a small smtfic of them now
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  77. >but I kinda wanna write a small smtfic of them now
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  79. you mean the mao mao x honey one right?... then go for it.
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