Whose A Silly Pony?

>Be Anon
>Sitting on the can
>It's been a few minuets, and nothing has happened.
>Might be constipated.
>Too much friggen cheese from last night.
>That's the last time you show up to a party no one goes to.
>All that pizza, half of which you took home.
>It's giving you irregularity.
>But, pizza.
>Ugh.
>Such is life.
>You look at your watch.
>Ten minuets.
>This is awful.
>And your ass is stuck to the seat.
>Wonderful.
>Simply. Divine.
>You stand, and flush away mostly urine.
>You need something powerful.
>You need laxatives.
>After washing your hands, you leave the bathroom.
>"ANON!"
>You watch, and then feel, a pink blur fly into your chest.
>It doesn't hurt, but it does startle you.
>You hold the pink one as she nuzzles into your chest.
>"I missed you soooooo much! You were gone for hours! Where did you go?"
"I was in the bathroom, Pinkie."
>"For hours?"
"Ten minuets."
>She looks at you like you've spoken in a language she doesn't understand.
>Which you might have.
>"How long is...ten minuets?"
>She doesn't seem to know if she even said it properly.
"How long I was in the bathroom for."
>"You were gone for hours."
>You sigh."
"I was not gone for hours. I was gone for ten minuets."
>She scrunches her face.
>You can almost see the gears turning in her head.
>"How long is ten minuets?"
"How's this, I'll hold you for ten minuets, alright? That way you can learn what ten minuets is."
>You're not convinced she listened to anything after 'hold you' but she agrees.
>Taking a seat on the couch, you just hold her, which she keeps nuzzling into your chest.
>After about five minuets, you tell her how long has passed.
>"That's half of ten," she says.
"Yes, very good."
>She scurches her face again.
>"You were gone way longer then double that."
"Was I?"
>"Yes."
>This is a fact in her little, but cute, mind.
>You just kiss her head, smiling.
>After the remaining time has past, you once again inform her.
>"Noooo," she says.
"Yes, I promise Pinkie. That was ten minuets."
>"You were gone so much longer then that, you were gone for hours."
>It's hard to tell if she just doesn't get it, or wants to be held for hours.
>Both are equally valid in your mind.
>Pinkie has always loved the hugs, cuddles, and being held the most.
"Oh Pinkie," you say, kissing her nose, causing her to giggle.
>"Can we still cuddle?" she asks.
>Big blue eyes look at you, and hold your gaze.
>She's a cutie.
>But your ass wants relief.
"I'm sorry sweetie, but I need to head out."
>You may as well have told her she was leaving the apartment.
>Or that you didn't love her.
>"W-what?"
"I need to pick up some things, maybe when I get back."
>She wraps her little hooves around you.
>"You've picked up me," she says, smiling.
"Yes I have," you reply, kissing her nose.
"But I need to get some of things."
>"Applejack and Twilight are around, you can pick them up!."
"I could, but after I go out."
>"For hours?"
"I hope not, if it took that long, that be a long time."



>Be Anon
>Have returned from picking up laxatives, as well as some food stuffs.
>Enter the apartment.
>Six little ponies are sitting the a door
>Each with a little puddle of tears beneath them.
>"ANON!"
>They scream at you and all charge you.
>"You were gone for hours!" Pinkie proclaims.
>"Really and truly!" Dash agrees.
>Each of them assume a usual position on your leg.
>Since they can fly, the Dash and Fluttershy hug your thighs.
>Applejack and Pinkie Pie can jump rather well, so they hug just below your knee.
>Twilight and Rarity, are just below them, hugging your shins.
"Ok girls, I'm back."
>"You were gone so long," Twilight says.
"You look at your watch.
>26 minuets.
"26 minuets, girls."
>"What's a 26 minuets?"
>It's Rarity who asks.
"It's not even an hour."
>"But you were gone for hours."
>You sigh.
"How many hours?"
>You don't get an answer, just tighter squeezing.
>You close the door, and walk into the kitchen.
>Well, it's more like waddling into the kitchen.
"Alright everyone, hop off my legs, the friendship express is stoping here."
>They do so, and take new postions.
>Dash and Fluttershy sit on the counter, while the rest hop up onto the table.
>Twilight prefers to read, so she has some issues jumping up on the table.
"I got you sweetie," you say, picking her up from the chair and resting her on the table.
>She looks a little embarrassed, but you just kiss her nose.
"Now, now. No shame, alright?"
>She nods, but doesn't look at you at all.
"Everyone playing nicely with one another? No being mean or what not?"
>"No Anon."
"Excellent. You'd tell me if something was going wrong, so we could all fix it together?"
>"Yes Anon."
>You give a big smile to them.
"Wonderful. We are all we've got. So it's important to be kind to each other."
>You loved giving this speech, even though they usually got along.
>It just make you feel important.
>Powerful.
>Necessary.
>A bag falls over and your laxatives slide out.
>This had to mean something aside from a cleaned out asshole, but this was not the time.
>You consume the damn thing.
>The ponies look at you as you give out a nice sigh.
>"Anon?" Fluttershy asks.
>You glance at her, giving her an ear scratch in the process.
"What's up, hun?"
>"Are you ok?"
"Never better," you say.
>About six seconds later, you're running to the bathroom.
"I'll be out in a bit, be good!"
>You glance at your watch, and hold the time in your mind.

>You leave the bathroom
>Lighter, refreshed, and unclogged.
>Truely there is not greater love then this.
>You leave and enter the living room.
>Scatered around the room, are your six little ones.
>All in various states of distress.
>You look at your watch.
>38 minuets have passed.
>To them, well who knows.
"Hey cuties."
>Applejack glances at your first.
>She blinks a few times, before standing and walking over to you.
>She tooks at your face, and you wave at her, smiling.
>She pokes your shin with a hoof a few times before standing on her hindlegs.
>You oblige her, and pick her up.
>"Anon?" she asks, in complete surprise.
"Hello sweetie, how are you?"
>She answers by throwing her hooves around your neck in a hug.
>"Anon's back!" she screams into your ear.
>It's loud, but not as loud as she could be.
>Behind her orange body, you watch as the others rise up, stopping tears and what looked like bouts of depression.
>Some rub their eyes with their hooves, others shake their head.
>Twilight looks like it's Christmas morning.
>But it's Pinkie Pie who smiles a smile ten times the size of her little head.
>It's cute.
>You sit down, with Applejack still hanging on to your neck.
"Alright hun, come on down."
>You say, taking hold of her little body and pulling her away gentely.
>She lets go, reluctently, and you smile, kissing her forehead.
>You set her down, and re-adjust her hat.
"There we go sweetie."
>The six look up at you with wide eyes and smiles.
"Who wants hugs?"
>The most adorable calvary change in history happens.
>They climb up you, with Dash and Fluttershy flying up to you.
>Dash sits on your head and declares herself to be Queen of the Head.
>Fluttershy sits down on your shoulder, kissing your head and lies down.
>She's likely to take a nap, but you know she likes being able you whisper and you to know what is going on.
>Pinkie Pie's favourite spot was inside your shirt, just below your neck.
>Something about the comfort.
>Twilight loved your knee
>Mainly so she could hop on and off to get a book to read.
>Rarity sat wherever she could.
>In this case, she took your other knee, lying down and resting her head on you.
>Applejack, however, is hell bent on either your head or shoulder.
>you watch her climb up you, somehow, and kiss your head.
>"Mine." she says, lying down.
>You carefully turn your head around and kiss her back.
>You'd return the favour to Fluttershy
>But the little one is already having a nap.
>Dash flies down from your head, and lies between your legs.
>She too turns in for a nap, making sure to shove her little body into your bent knee.
Carefully, you move Fluttershy into the oppsite area, and hold Applejack in your hands.
>Twilight, you see, comes back with a book.
>"Nap time?"
>She talks in a hushed whisper.
"If you want" you say, leaning over to her.
>She thinks for a moment, and hops up on your knee again.
>"I missed you too much," she says, blowing a kiss towards you.
>You grin, and lean down to kiss her head, careful to avoid her little horn.
>She smiles, and starts to read.

>You sigh.
>Though watching Dash fly by makes you  grin for a moment.
>You are trying to explain the concept of 'shopping' to the ponies.
>Well, two of them.
>Fluttershy is just here because she likes being around you.
>But Twilight and Applejack want to learn.
>"But Anon, food comes from the fridge," Twilight explains.
"Yes."
>"Then why do you need to leave?"
"Because I need to replace the food in the fridge."
>"But food comes from the fridge."
"Because I put food in the fridge."
>"Anon that don't make sense," Applejack finally says.
"And why not?"
>"Because it just doesn't."
"AJ, that's lazy thinking, and I am not talking to a lazy thinking pony," you say, carefully tapping her on the nose.
>She giggles, and blushes, trying to cover up her face with her hat.
"No hiding, sweetie," you say, picking her up and petting her with your thumb.
>Twilight, meanwhile, has been struggling to think.
>"I just don't get it Anon," she says, little tears in her eyes.
"Ah. Ah. Ah. No tears, what have I told you?"
>"No crying."
"You're right, but why?"
>"Because ponies don't cry, they talk about what's bothing them."
"That's my little unicorn," you say before picking her up with your other hand.
>AJ, it seems has decided to wrestle your thumb.
>Twilight nuzzles into your hand.
>"I want to understand."
"I know sweetie."
>"I want to be smart."
"Hey now, you are smart."
>"I just don't get it."
"And that's ok."
>"How?"
"Because it's not part of your life."
>She looks puzzled.
>"Anon, food is part of my life. Believe me."
>You knock her over carefully and kiss her tummy.
"Yes it is sweetie."
>She giggles and swats at your nose with her little hooves.
"Food is, but shopping isn't. You don't understand, because you don't do it."
>"Can I come?"
"It's not safe for a little one like you, hun."
>She frowns, but says nothing.
>AJ stops wresting and just hugs your thumb, hanging  off it.
>Her hat falls to your hand.
>Fluttershy flies into your hand with AJ and picks up her hat.
>She tries it on and looks at you.
>It's actually kind of cute.
"Very cute," you say
>She returns AJ's hat to her, but it keeps falling off.
"Just leave it on my hand, Fluttershy."
>She does so, and flies back to her spot on the counter, where she usually lies.
>Twilight still hasn't cheered up.
"Why don't we get you a book on shopping?"
>You aren't sure if she just heard book, but she perks up.
>"Really?"
"Yeah, you can read, so we can get you a book on shopping."
>She smiles, and the four of you go to your office.

>The book on shopping is double the size of your head.
>Each page weighs as much as the six put together and then some
"This is a little big."
>"Can I read it?"
>You look at Twilight and the three ponies, now sitting on your desk.
>The book is open, to 'The History of Shopping.'
>It's about 80 pages long of huge pages with tiny-tiny writing.
>Twilight is almost drooling.
>Applejack is poking the page
>Fluttershy is sitting on you head, nuzzling your hair.
>Pinkie may love the cuddles, but Fluttershy loves being around you.
>"Can I read it?"
>She asks again.
"When I get back."
>"How long will that take?"
"An hour or so."
>The three look saddened
>"Don't leave," Applejack says, holding your finger.
"I won't be gone long."
>That doesn't help, in their minds at least.
>Fluttershy flies down to the girls and they group hug.
>It's really cute to see the little hooves around one another.
>They don't cry, but their little bodies just hold each other close.
"Ok girls, time to leave the office," you say, extending your hands.
>They walk on to you and sit down.
>You leave the office, and see Dash flying Pinkie around the room.
>"Dashie-Dashie-Dashie-Dashie-Dashie"
>"What?"
>"Look!"
>She points to you holding the girls, and Dash flies in, with Pinkie, landing in a pile of now five ponies.
"Hey now, be careful girls."
>But the five are just giggling and goofing around in a pile, on your hands.
>They settle in what looks like a giant cuddle puddle.
>You look around for Rarity, and see her walking around the living room.
"Want to join?"
>She stands on her hindlegs and reachs.
>She doesn't reach very high, so you lean down and let her hop into the pile.
>You hold you hands close and lean them up a bit making it harder for the girls to fall out.
>They tumble around, laughing all the while.
>You stand before a mirror, and look into it, seeing the girls goof around
>Dash and Applejack are cuddling, with Fluttershy wearing Applejacks hat.
>Twilight and Rarity have their backs to one another with Pinkie Pie hugging both of them
>Fluttershy is leaning her back hooves on Pinkies side and is lying between Applejack and Dash.
>Both of whom have claimed Fluttershy as their own and are hugging her tight.
>It's Rarity who see's her reflection first.
>"Think I look good, Anon?"
"Simply adoreable," you say, leaning down to kiss her tiny hoof.
>She blushes.
>"Why Anon, how very kind of you."
>You just smile in return.
>Twilight see's herself and waves.
>Pinkie notices next and nearly freaks the hell out.
>"IT'S ME! HI ME!"
>She starts waving rapidly, nearly hitting ponies in the process.
"Hey, hey, careful now.
>She slows down and tries to make herself small.
"Now, now, no need for that.
>With an index finger, you boost her up, so shes proper hight.
>You then lean down and kiss her hair
>She giggles and smiles up at you.
"That's my little one."
>Fluttershy, Applejack, and Dash notice next.
>Soon, the six are all hanging off your fingers and waving to themselves and each other.
>You just watch them act for a little while, before they fall into a pile of pony.
"Let's put you little ones down for a nap.
>You rest them on the ground, before pulling out a blankie.
>You prop it up, and they carefully move each pony onto the blankie.
>But they are all together.
>You can't pull them apart.
>It's really cute.
>Fluttershy is cuddling Twilights back legs, Twilight is holding Applejacks side, Dash has claimed Pinkies mane.
>Pinkie has claimed Rarity's front hooves and Rarity is holding Fluttershy with her back hooves.
>It's this puddle of pony hugs.
>Carefully, and slowly, you slip your hands under them
>You pick them up, and lie them down on the blankie.
>Before you go, you give them some water, and a little bit of food in a few dishes
>You watch them nap, for a few moments.
>But you know you have to go.
>You kiss each of their heads and bodies.
>As you leave out the front door, you can't help but miss them.
>Maybe this what they feel when they miss you?
>You had to work late.
>Like, really late.
>15 hours since you've been home.
>It's the longest you've gone without seeing the girls.
>It's dark when you walk inside
>You flip on the light.
>On the table beside the door is Fluttershy, sleeping.
>You pick her up carefully, and hold her in your hands
>Her wings flutter a little, and she lets out a yawn, but falls right back asleep
>Cuddling into your hand.
>Rarity is asleep on the blankie with Twilight, Pinkie, and Applejack.
>You rest Fluttershy near the pile.
>She reaches for something, and settles on Applejacks mane ponytail.
>You look around for Dash
>But don't see her.
>Not in the office.
>Not in the kitchen.
>Nor the living room.
>The storage room is empty of Dash
>You check your room
>Shes there, asleep on the pillow.
>You pick her up and she wakes up.
>"Anon?"
"Shuuush. Go back to sleep."
>She flies up to you, and hugs your nose.
>"Anon!"
"Hey Dash, lets get you with the rest of the girls."
>You pull her off and she cuddles into your hand, hugging it.
>You were gone sooooo long."
"I know, I know. I'm very sorry girls."
>You set her down on the blankie and kiss her nose.
>She giggles and kisses your nose back.
"Good night sweetie."
>"Good night Anon," she says, cuddleing into the pile.
>She holds Fluttershy, as no one is hugging her and cuddles against her.
>You can see her kiss the other ones mane.
>And Fluttershy snuggles back against Dash in return.
>You lie down, near the ponies and watch them for a little while.
>Their little chests rising and falling
>Little snores that sound like mews.
>And the cuddles and hugs.
>Oh my, the cuddles and hugs.
>While they are ok with sleeping alone, they love to sleep with a friend.
>Some pairings are more frequent then others, and tonight, is one of those nights.
>Twilight and Applejack are cuddling together

>Pinkie Pie and Rarity are holding front hooves, but Rarity's back hooves are between Twilight's and almost touching Applejacks.
>Fluttershy is hugging Applejacks mane ponytail
>And Dash is hugging Fluttershy who seems to be loving the attention
>You can see a little smile on her face, and a blush seems to be forming as well.
>You're not convinced she's asleep, but a soft pat to her side causes no movement.
"I'll make it up to you girls, I promise." You say, before lying on the couch beside them, so they'd see you when you woke up.
>About 6AM.
>You wake to the sound of cheers and soft, fluffy touches.
>You open your eyes and see Pinkie jumping on your tummy.
>Fluttershy hugging your arm.
>Applejack checking up on you--proably to see if you're alive.
>Twilight has her little head near your heart
>Rarity is fixing a little hole in your shirt that's at least double her size.
>Dash is flying around
>"He's fine, let him sleep," Dash says
>"I need to know for sure!" Twilight cries out.
>"Twilight's right, he's our friend." Applejack agrees with.
"Hi girls."
>The stop and look at you.
"Oh hey thanks for fixing that hole."
>They stare.
>For the second time you are charged by the cutest tinniest calvary in the world.
>"ANON!"
>They yell at you.
>They hug you with their little hooves and you just chuckle a bit.
"Hi girls."
>You look at the time.
>Nearly 26 hours they went without seeing you.
>That explains the tears.
>And in incoherent babbling.
>Declarations of love.
>And tiny kisses.
>They may be tiny kisses, but it's a lot of love from a tiny pony.
>It's bigger then they are.
>You kiss them all on the head, with the exception of rarity.
>You kiss her hoof.
>She really doesn't like her hair touched, and you don't want to upset her.
>She wouldn't say anything.
>But you know she'd slip away to fine a hair brush to fix it.
>They all giggle at your touch.
"How are my little ponies doing?"
>"Good," they say in a sort of unison.
>It's weird, but they kind of work as one in these cases.
>You tap their noses and they giggle, cuddling into you.
>You let them lie their for a few moments while you wake up
>It's not coffee, but it's a good enough wake up reason.
>You slowly start moving, and the ponies just hold on to you.
>You sit up and Twilight slides down, onto your lap.
>Fluttershy follows after her, and lands on her.
"You two ok?"
>They hug and seem fine. So you move them to the blanket.
>Rarity falls into your open hand, and giggles
>Pinkie also falls into your hand with a 'weee!'
>You rest them on the blanket, and soon it's just Applejack and Rainbow Dash left hanging on.
"Ok you two, time to come down.
>Dash lets go and flies into the pile on the blankie.
>Applejack just falls into your hand and hugs it.
>"I missed you."
"I missed you too," you say, kissing her body
>You push a little too hard and she falls over, giggling.
>You smile and let her down on the blankie.
"Alright girls, you take it easy, I'm gonna get some food cooking."
>As you leave for the kitchen, the six run and fly after you, taking their postions on the table and counter.
>Fluttershy and Dash fly each pony over to the counter.
>Except Twilight, who you carry over.
>She always look hurt by the fact she can't make it on her own
>But the girls just give her a hug.
>"You'll make it next time." they say.
>Everyone knows she won't, she'll need help
>But they also know that Twilight reads.
"So close sweetie," you say, petting her mane.
>"Thanks Anon."