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Tribune Helburt Teleports Behind You

Feb 21st, 2018
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  1. Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt says "Why is there a fridge door on the ground?"
  2. C17:25.XRAY-7 says "<:: Classified. ::>"
  3. C17:25.XRAY-7 says "<:: Need-to-know. You don't need to know. ::>"
  4. C17:00.STICK-9 says "<:: Why don't you take it to the dumpster like a good samaritan? ::>"
  5. C17:25.XRAY-7 says "<:: There's a thought. ::>"
  6. *** [A short woman wearing...] just drowsily blinks and lets her gaze fade back into the wall some more.
  7. Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt says "Let me check if my Ration is still at zero minutes for the fifth hour first."
  8. Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt says "Yep still at Zero Minutes."
  9. C17:00.STICK-9 says "<:: Great. ::>"
  10. *** Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt'd bend over picking up the door by the handle walking over to the alley behind the two officers.
  11. *** C17:00.STICK-9 uses his stun baton to point at the fridge door, then to his left.
  12. C17:00.STICK-9 says "<:: Haha, I was half kidding. ::>"
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  14. C17:25.XRAY-7 says "<:: I wasn't. ::>"
  15. C17:25.XRAY-7 says "<:: Fuckin' suit. ::>"
  16. *** C17:00.STICK-9 lets a chortle escape from his vocoder.
  17. *** Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt'd toss it in the bin hearing a soft thud along with a crack as the door shatters already having a large dent inwards on it, he'd shrug it off walking back.
  18. Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt says "By the by, does the Constitution apply to Officers as well?"
  19. C17:25.XRAY-7 says "<:: In what sense? ::>"
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  21. Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt says "In the sense as to they have to abide by it as well."
  22. *** [A pale, young man on ...] pulls himself up, grunting slightly from having been seated in the same position for a long time. He rolls his shoulders in a bit of a stretch and walks over to the door.
  23. C17:00.STICK-9 says "<:: We have our rules, and you have yours. That's all I know. ::>"
  24. [A pale, young man on ...] says "Hello, Jordan, sir."
  25. Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt says "Okay cause if the damn constitution applys to Officers as well..."
  26. Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt yells "WILL YOU STOP CALLING PEOPLE "NIGGERS"?"
  27. C17:25.XRAY-7 says "<:: No. They don't. We operate seperately from civilian. ::>"
  28. *** [A pale, young man on ...] coughs.
  29. C17:25.XRAY-7 says "<:: And would you keep your voice down before I punch your goddamn teeth in you fucking suit. ::>"
  30. [A pale, young man on ...] says "Ah-.. Hello, Tribune. And.. Officers."
  31. *** [A pale, young man on ...] coughs a bit awkwardly.
  32. C17:25.XRAY-7 says "<:: You're barely,::>" Their hold up their left hand, pinching their figners together, "<::Above the rest of these people ,and if I got to dirty your fuckin' suit to remind you, I sure as fucking hell will. We clear, guy? ::>"
  33. [LOOC] Devin T. Kierce: whoops
  34. Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt says "I know I'm not above you but under article twenty of the Global constitution all citizens are to be treated equally no matter the color of their skin or former nationality."
  35. [LOOC] Devin T. Kierce: void jump
  36. Type !help in order to contact the staff team directly, alternatively you can PM one directly.
  37. Busterspad has connected to the server.
  38. [A pale, young man on ...] says "Except gingers, right?" chuckling a bit nervously, trying to make a bit of a joke but probably just making it worse. "Aheh, little joke.."
  39. *** C17:25.XRAY-7 holds up their hands, glancing about before shrugging, "<::Whoah- Look at that. I don't give a shit.::>"
  40. *** [A pale, young man on ...] mutters. "Ignore me."
  41. Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt says "Well I honestly don't give a damn if you do this is just a suggestion. And it's your fucking choice whether you want to fucking follow it."
  42. C17:00.STICK-9 says "<:: Watch 'yer mouth! ::>"
  43. Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt says "But if it turns out that the constitution does apply to Officers... Y'all are in for a world of hurt."
  44. C17:25.XRAY-7 says "<:: Alright, how about this.::>" they adopt a rather polite tone, "<::Would you follow me, Tribune Helburt? ::>"
  45. *** [A pale, young man on ...] sighs.
  46. *** [A pale, young man on ...] sits down again,yawning a bit.
  47. Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt says "Aim for the chest when you hit me, got it? That's where the most stab wounds are."
  48. *** C17:25.XRAY-7 beckons him towards themselves, turning slightly, "<::This way.::>"
  49. *** C17:25.XRAY-7 pauses, looking behind themselves.
  50. *** C17:25.XRAY-7 reaches a hand up to the side of their helmet.
  51. C17:25.XRAY-7 says "<:: Ah. ::>"
  52. C17:25.XRAY-7 says "<:: Perfec. ::>"
  53. C17:25.XRAY-7 says "<:: After you, Mr. Tribune. ::>"
  54. *** C17:25.XRAY-7 places their left fist into their right palm, rubbing their hand as they slowly walk towards the Tribune,, speaking as they go, "<::So, I'm going to make this real clear, and go easy on you because you're new.::>"
  55. ] +moveup
  56. Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt says "You'd better hit hard."
  57. C17:25.XRAY-7 says "<:: Shut the fuck up.::>" They sigh, stepping forward again, "<::You're /barely/ a memeber of the Board. Even then, you don't matter. Guys like us, will never answer to you. ::>"
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  59. *** Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt steps forward a bit before telling him "As I said, I don't care if you listened. It was a /suggestion/ and if I get to get hit for it then you'd best hit hard."
  60. Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt says "Because I don't want some pansy ass hit, I want to get punched as hard as you can fucking muster."
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  62. *** C17:25.XRAY-7 pulls their right hand back, slamming their gloved fist into the left side of Helburt's cheek. They follow through by stepping through the punch so as to not restrict the full momentum of the punch.
  63. *** Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt's head smashes against the wall as he hits the ground with a thud, his nose is bleeding as he shouts "LET'S DO IT AGAIN. THIS TIME WITH MORE MOTIVATION!"
  64. *** C17:00.STICK-9 shakes his head, he turns to avoid the sight.
  65. *** C17:25.XRAY-7 stands up, sighing as they look over the Tribune, "<::You're a special kind of retard, aren't you?::>"
  66. Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt says "No, but I get angry quick and my ways to dispense the anger is to shout, get punched, or punch somebody. I'm choosing TO SHOUT AND GET PUNCHED."
  67. *** Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt'd get up.
  68. C17:00.STICK-9 radios on tac: "<:: 10-7. ::>"
  69. Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt says "SO MORE MOTIVATION, I THOUGHT I SAID I DIDN'T WANT A PANSY ASS PUNCH."
  70. Type !help in order to contact the staff team directly, alternatively you can PM one directly.
  71. C17:25.XRAY-7 says "<:: I punched your teeth in, and sent you flying. I'm not here to maime you, jackass. I'm just here to keep you in line. Don't forget where you sit in the social food-chain, or you'll end up dead. ::>"
  72. *** C17:25.XRAY-7 steps back, turning around and walking out of the apartment, not paying any heed to the man's next words.
  73. Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt says "I'm surprised I ain't dead yet."
  74. Busterspad has connected to the server.
  75. Tribune C.W. Jordan Helburt yells "YOU OFFICERS CAN'T EVEN STOP PEOPLE FROM STABBING ME!"
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