Maddox & Carmen trek through the pyramid

<ProcyonDM> You find the entrance once again, a hole in the sleek glass.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Over here!!!"
<Maddox> "Coming!"
<ProcyonDM> Carmen you enter into the distractingly reflective house of mirrors as you did last time.
<ProcyonDM> MAddox how long after do ytou enter?
<Maddox> maybe 5 seconds.
<ProcyonDM> Alright
<ProcyonDM> You see Carmen right in front of you, but also alla round you.
<ProcyonDM> welcome to the house of mirrors.
<ProcyonDM> roll perception
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+3
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [15+3] : {18}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2#1d20+1 perception w/ advantage
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [4+1] : {5} (1d20+1) [4+1] : {5}
<Carmen_Chapman> ((rip))
<ProcyonDM> MAddox sees an imp flash around the edges of the mirrors
<ProcyonDM> then it fades again out of sight
<Maddox> "I think there is an imp in here."
* Maddox starts working his way through the maze quickly. Fighting in here would be bad.
<Carmen_Chapman> "AUGH!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Not fuckin again!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I HATE this place!"
* Carmen_Chapman bumps into several mirrors
<ProcyonDM> YOu hear "ssss" echoing around the area
* Maddox continues moving against the mirrors, left hand out the left wall while the other hand out in front of him to not run into a mirror
* Carmen_Chapman tries to navigate her way around the maze, hoping that most of the imps are high out of their minds again
<ProcyonDM> Maddox you start to move away from carmen into the maze.
<ProcyonDM> Carmen is still running into stuff.
<Maddox> "You remember the way through?"
<ProcyonDM> As carmen gets lets everywhere more imps and a basilisk begin to flash on the edges of the mirrors now.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck no! Why the helld I remember something as shitty as that???"
* Carmen_Chapman stomps a boot in frustration upon hitting another mirror
<Carmen_Chapman> "AUGH!"
<Maddox> "Use your hand to follow the wall!"
<Maddox> "Should get you out eventually, unless you get unlucky and end up in a big circle."
* Maddox continues using his strategy. If he starts going in a circle, he switches walls
<ProcyonDM> Soon you get very far away from carmen and no longer see her in anything other than falshes
<ProcyonDM> roll perception or inisight, if you dont pas 12 you cant tell if tyou're going in a circle
<ProcyonDM> its a house of mirrors isnt it
<Maddox> !Roll 1d20+3
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [1+3] : {4}
<Maddox> well crap
<ProcyonDM> You have no idea where you are
<Maddox> I continue nonetheless, and will realize I'm circling if I get dizzy
<ProcyonDM> im not a doctor but i dont htnik thats how dizinees works
<Carmen_Chapman> lol
<Maddox> If I'm walking in cricles enough I should get dizzy lol.
<Maddox> even if only slightly
<Maddox> unless the circles are really huge.
<ProcyonDM> alright
<Maddox> also I might realize it after 4-6 loops
<Maddox> idk
<ProcyonDM> we'll say that before you get dizzy, the imps and the basilisk begin to get larger
<Maddox> "Oh crap."
<Maddox> I switch walls and continue.
* Carmen_Chapman continues to try and navigate out
<ProcyonDM> the basilisk, totally unbnownsty to you, drops down from above and grapplkes you!
<ProcyonDM> roll to resist
<ProcyonDM> !roll 1d20+7
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [8+7] : {15}
<ProcyonDM> Carmen meanwhile you trip over a drunk imp.
<Maddox> thats either athletics or acrobatics, right?
<ProcyonDM> just athletics
<ProcyonDM> acrobatics is only for basilisks
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+8 athletics
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+8) [18+8] : {26}
<ProcyonDM> yall guys is craz
<ProcyonDM> yall guys is crazy
<Maddox> I kinda put all my skill points in athletics lol
<ProcyonDM> you fend him off, but before you are able to retaliate, he dissapears into the mirrors again
<ProcyonDM> his hissing seems to be everywhere
<Maddox> "There's a basilisk in here!"
* Maddox continue on the other wall
<ProcyonDM> Meanwhile, the drunk imp carmen tripped over is waking up
<ProcyonDM> its making a bunhc of angry noises at you
* Carmen_Chapman just continues on trying not to provoke it
<ProcyonDM> it falls asleep again
<ProcyonDM> You hear Maddox's yell but you dont know ehere he is
<ProcyonDM> you just see glimpeses of him and a basilisk far away
<ProcyonDM> both of you rol lperception
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2#1d20+1 perception with advantage
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [3+1] : {4} (1d20+1) [14+1] : {15}
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+3
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [9+3] : {12}
<ProcyonDM> !roll 1d20+4
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [4+4] : {8}
<ProcyonDM> !roll 1d20+4
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [14+4] : {18}
<ProcyonDM> Continue both of you
* Maddox continues trying to exit the maze
<ProcyonDM> A fireball comes out of nowhere from behind you
* Carmen_Chapman continues trying to make her way out towards the exit
<ProcyonDM> in the mirror hous at least
<ProcyonDM> maddox whats your dex?
<Maddox> ((Who got fireballed?))
<ProcyonDM> you did
<Maddox> 0 Mod
<ProcyonDM> shit i mean ac
<Maddox> 13
<ProcyonDM> !roll 1d20+5
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [10+5] : {15}
<ProcyonDM> it ignites you for one turn
<ProcyonDM> and deals
<ProcyonDM> !roll 3d6-1 damage
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d6+-1) [11+-1] : {10}
<ProcyonDM> 10 damage, scorching the mirrors all around.
<ProcyonDM> Carmen roll insight
<Carmen_Chapman> ((oh dang insight I haven't used that in forever let me look up the mod))
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+1 insight
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [7+1] : {8}
<ProcyonDM> im trying to get some of the rarer used ones out there
* Maddox yells out in suprise and pain
* Maddox spins, looking for the basilisk
<ProcyonDM> it, not in the cover of mirrors anymore, stands its ground
<ProcyonDM> STRIFE
<Maddox> !roll 1d20 initiative
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20) [14] : {14}
<ProcyonDM> !roll 1d20+4
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [14+4] : {18}
<ProcyonDM> IT bites you
<ProcyonDM> !roll 1d20+0
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20) [1] : {1}
<ProcyonDM> and accidently bites a mirror.
<ProcyonDM> thanks basilisk
<ProcyonDM> Carmen you can now find where they are since the fireball has made an anchor point
<ProcyonDM> but you see in the mirrors a lich also advances in that direction
<ProcyonDM> Your turn maddox
* Maddox draws both axesabers, and runs at the basilisk, swinging
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+3 tohit
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [13+3] : {16}
<ProcyonDM> a hit
<Maddox> !roll 2d8+3+1d4
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (2d8+3) [10+3] : {13}
<Maddox> !roll 1d4
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4) [3] : {3}
<Maddox> 16
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+3 tohit (offhand)
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [18+3] : {21}
<Maddox> !roll 2d8
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (2d8) [2] : {2}
<Maddox> !roll 1d4
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4) [1] : {1}
<Maddox> 3
<Maddox> total turn damage: 19
<Maddox> end turn
<ProcyonDM> it writhes in pain, realziing its taken on a too strong opponent
<ProcyonDM> it goes for another bit again
<ProcyonDM> !roll 1d20
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20) [15] : {15}
<ProcyonDM> !roll 2d4
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (2d4) [7] : {7}
<ProcyonDM> 7 damage
* Maddox yells in pain again
<ProcyonDM> it then moves to run up the slanted walls and over you, to attempt to flee
<ProcyonDM> !roll 1d20+7 acro
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [8+7] : {15}
<ProcyonDM> it manages. it starts to flee toward its backup
<Maddox> I think I can take a reaction if it is moving past me, no?
<ProcyonDM> yeah that sounds right
<Maddox> I attempt to grab onto it with a telekinetic instance, so I can track it.
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+4 int
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [7+4] : {11}
<ProcyonDM> all it does is grab?
<ProcyonDM> is that against AC?
<Maddox> I honestly don't know.
<ProcyonDM> well say its against AC
<ProcyonDM> i dont know what else it'd be against
<Carmen_Chapman> grabbing is grappling
<Carmen_Chapman> which is against athletics
<ProcyonDM> acro in this case
<Carmen_Chapman> but for basilisks is acrobatics
<ProcyonDM> !roll 1d20+7
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [10+7] : {17}
<ProcyonDM> its a slippery beast and escapes
<ProcyonDM> you can still pursue it
<ProcyonDM> but if it gets much further its going to find the lich
<ProcyonDM> and carmen, what are you going to do?
<Carmen_Chapman> I
<Carmen_Chapman> She's still just trying to get out, right?
<Carmen_Chapman> She's not with any mosters so that's what she's going to do
<ProcyonDM> yeah other than the passed out imp
<Carmen_Chapman> Then ==>
<ProcyonDM> just letting maddox fight and randomly walking around
<ProcyonDM> as in is that what youre doing?
<Carmen_Chapman> Is there anything else she can do besides try and get out if she doesn't know where MaddoX is and there's no monsters?
<Carmen_Chapman> She kind of needs to get somewhere where she can do something
<Carmen_Chapman> So she's getting out of where she is which is lost
<ProcyonDM> alright
<Maddox> "Carmen you can now find where they are since the fireball has made an anchor point"
<Maddox> but k.
* Maddox turns around and attempts to chase the basilisk, one hand out to prevent head-on mirror collisions
<ProcyonDM> since you can see where the thing is going you can manage to track it fairly well
<Maddox> can I attack?
<ProcyonDM> yes you can salsh at it but you'll have disadvantage
<Maddox> I attack it with my main axe
<Maddox> !roll 2#1d20+3
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [6+3] : {9} (1d20+3) [1+3] : {4}
<Maddox> miss.
<Maddox> and the other one
<Maddox> !roll 2#1d20+3
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [2+3] : {5} (1d20+3) [18+3] : {21}
<Maddox> miss
<Maddox> end turn
<ProcyonDM> it continues to run.
<ProcyonDM> carmen as you walk you run into the lich and an imp looking for th ebasilisk
<ProcyonDM> they havent seen you
* Carmen_Chapman looX around trying to see where MaddoX and the basilisk are with respect to her and the lich and imp
<ProcyonDM> the imp and lich are as well
<ProcyonDM> roll insight again
<ProcyonDM> !roll 1d20+2
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [15+2] : {17}
<ProcyonDM> !roll 1d20-1
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+-1) [8+-1] : {7}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+1 insight
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [10+1] : {11}
<ProcyonDM> You cant exactly figure out which path to take, but the lich seems to
<ProcyonDM> it heads off in a direction
<Carmen_Chapman> What does the imp do?
<ProcyonDM> follows the lich
* Carmen_Chapman follows them
<ProcyonDM> soon the basilisk meets the imp and lich
<ProcyonDM> oh right maddox you lost 1d4 damage from burning
<ProcyonDM> and also you find them as well
<Maddox> !roll 1d4
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4) [3] : {3}
<Maddox> so right now I'm staring down a lich, basilisk, and imp?
<ProcyonDM> all 5 of you meet finally, the 3 underlings and 2 players
<ProcyonDM> with carmen in hot pursiut
<ProcyonDM> everyone roll initiative!
<Maddox> "Oh good, you found me."
<ProcyonDM> after the call
<Maddox> !roll 1d20
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20) [17] : {17}
<ProcyonDM> !roll 1d20+4
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [12+4] : {16}
<ProcyonDM> !roll 1d20-1
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+-1) [10+-1] : {9}
<ProcyonDM> !roll 1d20+2
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [13+2] : {15}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2#1d20+0 initiative
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20) [20] : {20} (1d20) [2] : {2}
<ProcyonDM> alright im back sorry
<ProcyonDM> no one is grappled
<ProcyonDM> order is you two then basilisk lich imp
<Carmen_Chapman> ((prototypes or other stuff?))
<ProcyonDM> i dont even know what the rpotos are honestly
<Carmen_Chapman> ((great))
* Carmen_Chapman pulls out her Flaming Chainsaw Juggling Club, grinning widely as she revs it to life, eager to get to use it for real for the first time
<Maddox> "I already hit the basilisk a few times!"
* Maddox stands on the other side of all three monsters, both axesabers in hands
* Carmen_Chapman yells angrily at the basilisk that was attacking MaddoX and swings her Flaming Chainsaw Juggling Club at it
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+5 attack
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [16+5] : {21}
<ProcyonDM> oy joyd
<ProcyonDM> it hits
<Carmen_Chapman> I have no idea how much damage it does
<Carmen_Chapman> Never attacked with it before
<Carmen_Chapman> Here's what it's alchemized from
<ProcyonDM> we didnt decide this?
<ProcyonDM> oops
<Carmen_Chapman> Take a base juggling club and combine it with a colored torch to make a flaming juggling club weapon
<Carmen_Chapman> but she cant use those so she alchemized that with her chainsaw
<Carmen_Chapman> base chainsaw damage was 1d12
<Carmen_Chapman> alchemized club idk because it wasn't ever used as a weapon
<ProcyonDM> probably lik 1d4
<ProcyonDM> and some fire damage
<Carmen_Chapman> the unalchemized club would have been 1d6/1d8 versatile
<ProcyonDM> like some round of fire damge
<Carmen_Chapman> so then about 2d12 total?
<Carmen_Chapman> I think usually when you alchemize a weapon the damage die increases one
<ProcyonDM> yeah sounds good to me
<ProcyonDM> and a round or two of fire damage
<ProcyonDM> 1d2
<Carmen_Chapman> cool I'll write that down
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2d12+5 damage
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (2d12+5) [18+5] : {23}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d2 fire
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d2) [2] : {2}
<ProcyonDM> golly.
<ProcyonDM> the basilisk, already weakened, dies to your vicious shot
* Carmen_Chapman laughs in triumph
<Carmen_Chapman> "HA! Take THAT you piece of shit!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman flashes MaddoX a grin
* Maddox nods
<Carmen_Chapman> The wide grin with pointy teeth, along with the flaming chainsaw and basilisk remains everywhere probably looks a bit unsettling
<Maddox> my turn?
<ProcyonDM> if shes done
<ProcyonDM> yes
<Maddox> Carmen_Chapman - end turn?
<Carmen_Chapman> Yup
<Maddox> How close together are the imp and lich?
<ProcyonDM> theyre about 2 feet apart
<ProcyonDM> the imp is slightly behind the lich
<Maddox> I run up to the lich, axe flying
<Maddox> ((Activating flurry 2))
<Maddox> !roll 3#1d20-1
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+-1) [3+-1] : {2} (1d20+-1) [8+-1] : {7} (1d20+-1) [12+-1] : {11}
<Maddox> wow
<Maddox> neverlucky
<Maddox> all miss.
<Maddox> I then turn to the imp, and swing with my offhand.
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+3
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [14+3] : {17}
<Maddox> !roll 2d8
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (2d8) [13] : {13}
<Maddox> 13 damage.
<ProcyonDM> it jots
<ProcyonDM> hits**
<ProcyonDM> It dies, cleaved apart
* Maddox 's face goes flat as he turns towards the lich.
<Maddox> end turn
<ProcyonDM> It looms over you, reaches out and touches your forehead.
<ProcyonDM> whats your con resistance?
<Maddox> 14
<ProcyonDM> !roll 1d20+6
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [18+6] : {24}
<ProcyonDM> it sucks the life out of you, dealing
<ProcyonDM> !roll 3d8+2 damage with drain
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d8+2) [6+2] : {8}
* Maddox 's mouth opens in shock, shaking a bit.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dude u can swing those aXes real fas--"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Shit!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U okay MaddoX???" :OOO
<Maddox> "I think it has life drain."
* Carmen_Chapman frowns
<Maddox> "That... hurt. Somehow."
<Carmen_Chapman> End turn?
<ProcyonDM> yep.
* Carmen_Chapman yells at the lich
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dontchu think bout doin that again!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman spins around from where the basilisk used to be and swings her chainsaw at the lich
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+5 attack
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [9+5] : {14}
<Maddox> (For the record, there was only a 27% chance of none of my attacks hitting the lich last turn)
<ProcyonDM> math!
<Carmen_Chapman> Did it hit?
<ProcyonDM> oh shit i missed that
<ProcyonDM> it does
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2d12+5 damage
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (2d12+5) [22+5] : {27}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d2 fire
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d2) [2] : {2}
<Carmen_Chapman> ((geez that was almost max damage))
<ProcyonDM> its still alive, but being on fire means it cant use any psionics
<ProcyonDM> anygin else?
* Carmen_Chapman yells at it as she strikes, attempting to intimidate it
<Carmen_Chapman> "I WILL FUCKING CRUSH U U GET THAT???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "JUST GIVE UP NOW"
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+4 intimidation
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [20+4] : {24}
<Maddox> "Holy crap!"
<Carmen_Chapman> ((holy crap))
<Maddox> ((Also, THAT CRIT))
<ProcyonDM> It cowers, in utter terror.
<Carmen_Chapman> It takes a -2 penalty on attack rolls.
<Carmen_Chapman> end turn
<Maddox> I run around behind the lich, this time only using flurry 1
<Carmen_Chapman> meeting some people for dinner :(
<Maddox> !roll 2#1d20+1
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [7+1] : {8} (1d20+1) [5+1] : {6}
<Maddox> Thanks a lot dice.
<Maddox> I then attack with my offhand
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+3
<NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [2+3] : {5}
<Maddox> "I CAN'T EVEN SWING STRAIGHT!"
<Maddox> end turn
<ProcyonDM> the lich attemps to flee, but has to go through carmen
<ProcyonDM> It flees past Carmen
<ProcyonDM> Reaction?
<Carmen_Chapman> Are AoO a thing?
<Maddox> What is AoO?
<Carmen_Chapman> attack of opportunity
<Carmen_Chapman> not sure what version of the rules we're using
<ProcyonDM> I thought we'd decided he's
<ProcyonDM> Yes*
<Carmen_Chapman> okay that works
<Carmen_Chapman> carmen doesn't have eany feats yet so that's the only thing she could potentially use a reaction for
<Carmen_Chapman> *any
<Carmen_Chapman> I think attack of opportunity doesn't get the ability modifier to damage?
<Carmen_Chapman> or something?
<ProcyonDM> Let's just say it's a normal attack you can take out of your turn because something is exposing itseld
<Carmen_Chapman> okay
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+5 attack
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [5+5] : {10}
<Alex_> hold on lemme poull up lich ac
<Carmen_Chapman> probably misses?
<Alex_> probably
<Alex_> yes miss
<Maddox> pretty sure its ac 15?
<Alex_> 12
<ProcyonDM> THe lich flees past you, with surprising speed for a dead thing
<ProcyonDM> it is of course
<ProcyonDM> on fire
<ProcyonDM> yalls turn
<Maddox> whose turn?
<ProcyonDM> i have no idea
<Carmen_Chapman> I think carmen's?
<Carmen_Chapman> we can look back before the lich and see who went
<Carmen_Chapman> it looks like Maddox attacked before the lich
<Carmen_Chapman> so it would be carmen's turn
<ProcyonDM> cool
* Carmen_Chapman turns, surprised and frustrated, as the lich zips past her
* Carmen_Chapman yells at it and goes after it to attack it again
<Carmen_Chapman> "UR NOT FUCKIN RUNNIN AWAY THIS TIME!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I 'READY GAVE U A SECOND CHANCE!"
* Carmen_Chapman swings her chainsaw
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+5 attack
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [12+5] : {17}
<ProcyonDM> hit of course
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2d12+5 damage
<Tyche[Dice]> (2d12+5) [19+5] : {24}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d2 fire
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d2) [1] : {1}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d2 burn from last turn
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d2) [1] : {1}
<Maddox> ((But seriously, your rolls are amazing.))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((did miss last time, but geez these damage rolls are ridiculous))
<ProcyonDM> yeah jeez
<ProcyonDM> anyway hes on his last legs
<ProcyonDM> you basically hamstrung him
<ProcyonDM> hes on the gorund
<ProcyonDM> unable to move
<ProcyonDM> maddox all you
* Carmen_Chapman uses her minor action to intimidate before ending her turn
<Carmen_Chapman> "TAKE THAT U LOSER!!!!"
<Maddox> I finally run up to the now on the ground lich and attempt to finish him.
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+4 intimidate
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+3
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [8+3] : {11}
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [19+4] : {23}
<ProcyonDM>  hes already so scared
<ProcyonDM> you dont need to make him fear you anymore and you did
<ProcyonDM> alright
<ProcyonDM> he is even mroe scared
<Maddox> Do I get advantage because he is down?
<ProcyonDM> yes
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+3
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [18+3] : {21}
<Maddox> there we go
<Maddox> finally.
<Maddox> !roll 2d8+1d4+3
<Tyche[Dice]> (2d8+1) [7+1] : {8}
<Maddox> !roll 1d4
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d4) [3] : {3}
<Maddox> 11
<Maddox> ((Tyche can't do multiple rolls at once :( ))
<Maddox> it dead?
<ProcyonDM> yes, you manage to beat its corpse up enough that it died
<Maddox> rewards?
<Carmen_Chapman> do you want me to roll grist now for the monsters?
<ProcyonDM> please do
<ProcyonDM> damn this is complicated
<Carmen_Chapman> okay here's for the lich first
<Carmen_Chapman> if you guys could total them up that would be great
<Carmen_Chapman> there was the lich, the basilisk, and two imps, right?
<Maddox> Think so.
<Carmen_Chapman> it's actually easier than the table makes it look
<Carmen_Chapman> the lich is tier 4, so you start in that row and just go up
<Carmen_Chapman> so
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2d10+400 build grist
<Tyche[Dice]> (2d10+400) [4+400] : {404}
<Carmen_Chapman> oops
<Carmen_Chapman> scratch
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 20d10+400
<Tyche[Dice]> (20d10+400) [110+400] : {510}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 8d8+125 tier 1 grist
<Tyche[Dice]> (8d8+125) [46+125] : {171}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 3d6+40 tier 2 grist
<Tyche[Dice]> (3d6+40) [11+40] : {51}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d10+10 tier 3 grist
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d10+10) [10+10] : {20}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d2
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d2) [1] : {1}
<Carmen_Chapman> no tier 4 grist
<Carmen_Chapman> the basilisk is tier 3
<Carmen_Chapman> so you start in row 3
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 8d8+125 build grist
<Tyche[Dice]> (8d8+125) [42+125] : {167}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 3d6+40 tier 1 grist
<Tyche[Dice]> (3d6+40) [17+40] : {57}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d10+10 tier 2 grist
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d10+10) [1+10] : {11}
<Carmen_Chapman> roll 1d2
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d2
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d2) [1] : {1}
<Carmen_Chapman> no tier 3 grist
<Maddox> Build: 510+167
<Maddox> T1: 171+57
<Maddox> T2: 51+11
<Maddox> T3: 20
<Maddox> so far
<Carmen_Chapman> then for the imps
<Carmen_Chapman> those are tier 1 so you start in row one
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2d10+20 build grist
<Tyche[Dice]> (2d10+20) [8+20] : {28}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d2
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d2) [2] : {2}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d2
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d2) [1] : {1}
<Carmen_Chapman> one of the imps drops tier 1 grist
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2d8 tier 1 grist
<Tyche[Dice]> (2d8) [9] : {9}
<Maddox> Build: 510+167+28
<Maddox> T1: 171+57+9
<Maddox> T2: 51+11
<Maddox> T3: 20
<Carmen_Chapman> there we go
<Carmen_Chapman> what do those add up to?
<Maddox> Build: 705
<Maddox> T1: 237
<Maddox> T2: 62
<Maddox> T3: 20
<Carmen_Chapman> cool
<Carmen_Chapman> back IC?
<Maddox> "Wow. that was crazy with the chainsaw."
<Maddox> "Most of this should be yours."
<Maddox> I put away my axes
* Carmen_Chapman looX really confused at all the things on the floor
<Maddox> ((Oh, and is XP split or do we both get full?))
<Carmen_Chapman> "What even is this shit?"
<Maddox> "Grist. You can use it to make new stuff. You made your chainsaw that way, right?"
<ProcyonDM> ((eh, lets go full for the shits))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((that's 10+10+75+250=345XP tota))
<Maddox> ((We both leveled!))
<Maddox> ((You might have twice. IDK))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((lol I'll have to look))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((carmen is level 4 right now))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((lemme look at the PHB))
<Maddox> !roll 1d6+1 hp gain
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d6+1) [6+1] : {7}
<Maddox> :)
<Carmen_Chapman> ((lol gained 3 levels))
<Maddox> !roll 1d4+2 pp
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d4+2) [3+2] : {5}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 3d6+6 hp gain
<Tyche[Dice]> (3d6+6) [10+6] : {16}
<ProcyonDM> nice
* Carmen_Chapman thinX for a bit
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dunno... I guess?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I didnt pick up any of this shit"
<Carmen_Chapman> "There were some weird icon thingies on the screen though those look kinda like these things"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Cool!!!"
<Maddox> "You're... really strong."
<Maddox> "Like holy crap."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Last time I tried to make somethin it said I didnt have enough stuff"
<Maddox> "I don't even have to worry about ya."
* Carmen_Chapman looX to MaddoX, grinning widely
<Carmen_Chapman> "I know right???"
* Carmen_Chapman laughs
<Carmen_Chapman> "S what happens when u haul boXes n shit around all day!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh. N chainsaws too cant forget thoooose."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Like tho"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U got magic powers n shit!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I never saw aXes move so fast!"
<Maddox> "Except I couldn't hit for some reason!"
* Carmen_Chapman frowns
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yeah......"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Was this awesome beat messin u up???"
* Carmen_Chapman bounces a little in time with the rhythm
<Maddox> "I don't know. I'm kind of new to fighting anyway... its only been a few days."
<Maddox> "Well, let's go."
* Carmen_Chapman forcefully pats MaddoX on the back
<Carmen_Chapman> "Jus glad ur okay dude"
* Carmen_Chapman groans when she looks around trying to find the way out
<Carmen_Chapman> "U got any clue how to get outta here?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Pickin up all this loot stuffs the easy part...."
* Carmen_Chapman reaches down to try and pick up one of the things
<ProcyonDM> it dissapears
* Carmen_Chapman jumps back
<ProcyonDM> somehow you know you have gathered it and it has entered into your grist cache
<Carmen_Chapman> "The fuuuu...?"
<ProcyonDM> you are unsure of how you know though
<Carmen_Chapman> "OMG thats so cool!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman jumps around grabbing more
<Carmen_Chapman> "MaddoX look!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "It just poofs n shit!"
<Maddox> "Yeah. Its like video game coins or something weird."
<Maddox> "I just kind of wrote it off like how the syladex has no real reason to why it works."
<Carmen_Chapman> "U find much of this stuff on ur planet???
<Maddox> "Hm. Well, all monsters drop it."
<Maddox> "And my planet has basically nothing but monsters. So, yeah?"
* Maddox points to the tier 3 grist
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whoaaaa...."
<Maddox> "Those are a bit rarer though. I don't have a lot.
* Carmen_Chapman looX at it
<Carmen_Chapman> "What is it?
<Carmen_Chapman> "
<Maddox> "This stuff has different uses I guess? To make cooler stuff you need rarer stuff."
* Carmen_Chapman grins
* Carmen_Chapman poXe the thing to make it disappear
<Carmen_Chapman> "Thats so coool!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman jumps around a bit more before pausing
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Forgot u probs want some too"
<Carmen_Chapman> "What u want?"
<Maddox> "I don't know. You killed the big one basically by yourself, so you should get most of it. You need about 300 of the blue ones to make your house tall enough to go through the portals."
* Carmen_Chapman grabs a bunch of the blue ones
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dunno how much we got just take some I guess"
* Maddox takes 100 build grist and 50 T1 grist
<Carmen_Chapman> ((so that leaves 605 build and 187 T1 I think))
<ProcyonDM> sure sure
<Carmen_Chapman> "Soooooo"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Can we pleeeeease get outta this fuckin maze?"
<Maddox> "Yeah. Lets go."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Im p sure Im just gonna get my ass lost again u find anythin?"
<Maddox> "No. Just the monsters."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Uuuugh"
<Carmen_Chapman> "K lets go then"
<Maddox> "lets follow the right wall I guess."
* Maddox and Carmen work our way through and out of the maze
<Maddox> ProcyonDM
<ProcyonDM> It takes quite a qhile and a bit of backtracking but you finally make it to the exit of the maze.
<ProcyonDM> its just an ordinary staircase moving up.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yes!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ur the best MaddoX!"
<Maddox> "I didn't even!... fine."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Lets go!"
* Maddox follows Carmen up the stairs
* Carmen_Chapman grabs MaddoX's wrist and heads up the stairs
<ProcyonDM> its about 3 stories up
<ProcyonDM> giving ytou some scale of the pyrmaid
<Carmen_Chapman> "This neXt part is awesome!!!"
<ProcyonDM> you open up into a massive lake, inside
<Maddox> "They built a lake. Three stories into the pyramid."
<Maddox> "Wow."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Its sooooo pretty!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I would like swoon or something but that sounds p lame to me"
* Maddox nods
<Maddox> "I don't even know what a swoon looks like. It does sound dumb though."
<ProcyonDM> theres a boat moored.
<Maddox> "Oh, good. A boat! Um, any chance you know how to use it?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Uh... DUH!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "oh"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Guess u didnt know I lived by Lake fuckin Superior"
<Maddox> "Oh. Yeah, that would do it. Uh, sorry?"
* Carmen_Chapman looX a little disheartened thinking of home
<Carmen_Chapman> "Used to run down there through the forest n stuff to go out in a boat I found..."
* Maddox notices, but doesn't say anything
<Carmen_Chapman> "Good way of gettin away from shit u know?"
<Maddox> "Yeah."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Just u out on the lake... wind n clouds n birds..."
<Maddox> "Lets not talk about that stuff. Do we cross?"
* Carmen_Chapman shaXe her head to snap out of her reverie
<Carmen_Chapman> "Uhhh yeah we go across"
* Carmen_Chapman hops down to the boat
<Carmen_Chapman> "Get in n then we can get goin"
* Maddox gets in, attentive
<ProcyonDM> you succeed im sure
* Carmen_Chapman begins unwrapping the mooring ropes
* Carmen_Chapman pushes the boat out into the water, hopping in after it's off shore
<ProcyonDM> You finally land on a small sand beach with a small dark enclosure
* Maddox just keeps watching the water
* Carmen_Chapman smiles, sighing in contentment at the pretty lake
<ProcyonDM> Nothing emerges from the water
<Carmen_Chapman> "I gotta find a big lake or somethin outside cuz that would be sooo much better"
* Carmen_Chapman jumps up suddenly and leaps out of the boat when it gets to the beach
* Maddox nods, stepping onto the shore.
* Carmen_Chapman pulls the boat up on shore
<Carmen_Chapman> "Just over here!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "This lil island thingys p boring I looked all over for cool shit"
<Carmen_Chapman> "But theres this great thing over here I wanna show u!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman runs off
* Maddox follows at a brisk jog
<ProcyonDM> where to
* Carmen_Chapman stops at the entrance to the tunnel, holding her hands above her head excitedly
<Carmen_Chapman> "Tada!!!"
<Maddox> "What's in the tunnel?"
<ProcyonDM> as if on cue
<ProcyonDM> pink lights turn on.
<ProcyonDM> they dimly illumninate a rollercoaster type ride.
<ProcyonDM> above the ride, adorned with hearts, is written "the tunnel of love"
* Maddox looks at the timing of the lights, then at carmen, than back, then breaks out laughing.
<Maddox> "They actually built this. IN A PIRAMID. A ROLLER COASTER"
<Maddox> "Sounds like fun!"
* Carmen_Chapman waggles her eyebrows
* Maddox laughs again
* Carmen_Chapman puts her arms down and turns around to look for the little carriage car thing
<ProcyonDM> you do notice inside the carriage there are some drug paraphernalia
* Carmen_Chapman hops over to the carriage and tries to captchalogue them before MaddoX sees them
* Maddox doesn't notice.
* Maddox follows carmen, seeing she found the cart.
<Maddox> "Well, We just jump in I guess?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yup! Hop in dude!"
* Maddox hops in
<Maddox> "I can start us off. No need to push."
* Maddox prepares 4 telekinetic instances.
<ProcyonDM> It starts without your insistence
<ProcyonDM> seems to know
<Carmen_Chapman> "I hope ur a better kisser than an imp thing!"
* Carmen_Chapman laughs as the cart gets going
<ProcyonDM> it starts moving into the dim pink light
* Maddox looks a little nervous
<Maddox> "What makes you think I've done that before?"
* Maddox has his eyes glued to the tracks, nervous about the stability of such an old ride
<Carmen_Chapman> "U... havent?"
<Maddox> "Nope! Didn't try to make a lot of friends in real life!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh"
<Maddox> "Let alone romantic stuff!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Seemed like youd... you know.... Idk"
* Maddox shakes his head a bit, still tense from the situtation on both fronts
<Carmen_Chapman> "Well peeps were stupid for not likin u!"
<ProcyonDM> ((btw the track is on hard ground, not like in the air))
<ProcyonDM> The track dips down and moves underground.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Xept I guess theyre dead now n I getta be here with u so worX out for me!"
<ProcyonDM> Some queit jazz begins to play
<Maddox> "Its less that they didn't like me and more I didnnnnttt really talk to anyone."
* Carmen_Chapman puts her arm not-so-subtlely around MaddoX's shoulders
<Maddox> ((dip at didn't)
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dude...."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ur all like... up tight n shit"
<Carmen_Chapman> "This track is fine I rode it already"
<Carmen_Chapman> "S why..."
* Maddox nods a bit, though it turns a bit into a bob
* Carmen_Chapman waggles her eyebrows again
<Carmen_Chapman> "I know whats comin up"
* Maddox looks at Carmen, looks away, and if he had more surface blood vessels, would be flushed
* Maddox continues watching the tracks for any damage
<Maddox> "That's good."
<ProcyonDM> There is no damage.
* Maddox puts his arm around carmen's side, but not cleanly at all
<ProcyonDM> You begin to notice the heat increases slightly
<Maddox> ((in the sense that it was not smooth.))
<Carmen_Chapman> "There u go dude thats more like it"
* Maddox would blink in relief, but is concerned about the upcoming heat and doesn't want to close them
* Carmen_Chapman reaches over her other hand to MaddoX's lap, patting his thigh to get his attention and extending her hand
<Carmen_Chapman> "Wanna hold hands?"
<Maddox> "Yeah."
<ProcyonDM> ((this is all i imagined and more))
* Maddox grabs Carmen's other hand, also not smooth due to the upcoming expected roller coaster obligitory eventual drop
* Carmen_Chapman flips her hand around for a moment, trying to get them lined up before holding his hand properly
<Carmen_Chapman> "Just u wait tho this is just the beginnin"
* Maddox accepts the correct hand positioning
<Maddox> "Of this or the ride?"
* Carmen_Chapman looX around at all the hearts and pink lights
* Carmen_Chapman doesn't answer, instead wiggling her eyebrows more
* Carmen_Chapman snuggles her head on MaddoX's shoulder, waiting for the neXt thing
<Carmen_Chapman> "U ready?"
<Maddox> "Maybe?"
* Maddox is actively attempting to force himself to relax.
* Maddox finds that forcing relaxation isn't very effective
<ProcyonDM> Suddenly the walls of the dark tunnel turn into glass, and you can see the lake
* Maddox 's eyes go even wider
<ProcyonDM> There are fish and lush lake plants
<ProcyonDM> how they grow? who knows beacuse its all dark
<ProcyonDM> The fish frequently move to investigate the cart and the plants are cool as well
* Maddox gets even more tense.
<ProcyonDM> It slowly moves along
<Maddox> Internally: *I really, really hope that construction is solid. It would be, otherwise this track wouldn't be here now, right?
<Maddox> also: *Holy crap Carmen is awesome*
* Carmen_Chapman squeezes MaddoX's hand and nuzzles against his shoulder
* Carmen_Chapman frowns a bit at MaddoX's tense hand and shoulder
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ur like a board man"
* Maddox 's heart breaks 180 bpm
<Maddox> "S...s..orry
* Carmen_Chapman moves MaddoX's hand around a bit to try and loosen up his arm
* Maddox 's arm goes limp, then gets back into form
<ProcyonDM> The cart moves on, inexorable.
<Maddox> ((OOC Note that Carmen doesn't know: Maddox has never gone swimming))
* Carmen_Chapman feels like she should say something lovey
<Carmen_Chapman> "How u feelin bout now? U feel the tunnel of looove?"
* Maddox very slowly relaxes, rationality on the structure building in, and trying to relax for carmen
<Maddox> "I wish I was a lot better at this. Thanks a lot though."
* Maddox tries to smile
* Maddox tries to relax and take in the fish. And Carmen.
* Carmen_Chapman looX up at MaddoX and chuckles a bit
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whaddya like bout me?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Cuz I like a buncha stuff bout u"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ur always like standin up for what u thinX right"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Tryin to help peeps"
<Maddox> "You're really strong, made a GIANT CHAINSAW, and got through really tough stuff growing up. And you still had time for me!"
<Maddox> "Also you helped me get through my planet emotionally."
* Maddox finally enters a relaxed state. Only took forever.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Huh?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whaddya mean?"
<Maddox> "The last part? I'm not sure I would have managed to stay motivated to keep moving forward and not curl up in a ball without your messaging me cool stuff all the time. Being there for when I needed to complain"
<Maddox> "thanks a lot for that."
* Maddox smiles a bit, forgetting the glass between him and a lot of water
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Cool"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Didnt really know shit sucked that bad for u then"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oops I guess"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ur good at keepin stuff hidden like that"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I can tell"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U know..."
<Maddox> ((Not well hidden. Remember the Acheron and video calls with maddox being terrified? Those.))
<Carmen_Chapman> "U dont have to try n have ur shit together all the time"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Peeps messin up happens all the time"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ur just gonna let peeps down sometimes u cant like... fix or prevent everythin... u know?"
<Maddox> "Yeah. I'm just... kinda afraid if I screw up the consequences are going to be really, really bad. Same for everyone here."
<Carmen_Chapman> "...yeah."
<Carmen_Chapman> "I..... already know whatchu mean..."
<Carmen_Chapman> "But like..."
<Carmen_Chapman> "If ur nervous or afraid or u think u know somethin better than me..."
<Maddox> "It's okay. We're still here."
<Carmen_Chapman> "U dont haveta try n bottle it up."
<Carmen_Chapman> "S okay to just be u"
* Maddox nods
<Carmen_Chapman> "Like"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ive got no fuckin clue what Im doin like half the time or somethin I just go with it"
<Maddox> "Which is completely amazing. I can't do that very well at all!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U got ur shit together a lot more than I do!!!"
* Maddox nods a bit.
<Maddox> "It might be worth telling you then."
<Maddox> "I haven't exactly gone swimming before."
* Maddox looks up at the water above
* Carmen_Chapman looX up at MaddoX in surprise
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whaaaaa????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Like how can u not ever go swimming???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Its like one a the best things everrrr!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Specially if u dont give a shit bout ur clothes n just throw em on the shore!"
* Carmen_Chapman laughs
* Maddox laughs nervously
<Maddox> "I mean, I could probably figure it out. I mostly just ran, and dad had work n stuff
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dontchu worry just dont like axesaber the glass or anything well be fine I rode this before with a shitty imp thing"
* Maddox laughs a bit at that
<Maddox> "Alright. Thanks again for the suprise this is."
<Carmen_Chapman> "S not like swimmings gonna help anyways were at the bottom of a fuckin lake"
* Carmen_Chapman smiles
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dude"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ur the one who like collected all that grist shit n made a huge trip over to see me"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I did like... jackshit here"
* Maddox nods
<ProcyonDM> you see the end of the tunnel inn the distance
<Carmen_Chapman> "Basically sat around cryin n bein high for a while"
<Carmen_Chapman> "But ur here now!"
<Maddox> "You just collected as much grist as I used to get here by killing that one monster, by the way."
* Carmen_Chapman smiles, nuzzling against MaddoX again
* Maddox leans back in this time
* Carmen_Chapman smiles, waiting for what she remembers neXt
<ProcyonDM> The tunnel approaches.
<ProcyonDM> finally you reach the end, and enter the darkness.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Hehehe its p dark in here"
<ProcyonDM> Somehow you dont see the pink of the glass tunnel, so it is completely dark
* Maddox puts out his telekinetic instances to trace out the tunnel ahead, just in case
* Carmen_Chapman shuffles around in her seat
<ProcyonDM> The c art slows to a stop.
<Maddox> "does it usually stop here?"
* Carmen_Chapman stands up and turns to face MaddoX in the darkness
<Carmen_Chapman> "U ready for the finale?"
* Carmen_Chapman sits down in MaddoX's lap, facing him
* Maddox does go full flush
* Carmen_Chapman pulls MaddoX in with the arm around his shoulder and gives him a full on kiss on the lips
* Maddox takes it, but tries to keep it short. He's not great at this and very nervous
<Maddox> ((kisses back, but short. Writing is great, I know :P ))
* Carmen_Chapman follows MaddoX as he pulls back to continue kissing him, trying to act assertive or confident
* Maddox gives up and goes with it, doing his best
* Carmen_Chapman continues kissing MaddoX, but realizes the last time she kissed someone like this was when she and Adrian were drunk at that one party
* Carmen_Chapman almost pulls back suddenly at the disgusting thought, but instead tries to steel herself, just sort of jumping in MaddoX's lap instead
* Maddox looks down.
<Maddox> "Yeah, I kind of suck at this. Sorry."
* Carmen_Chapman pulls back, putting her face directly in front of MaddoX's in the darkness
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dude Ive never done this before either with someone I liked so hell if I know how its sposed to go"
* Maddox 's heart is pumping though.
<Maddox> "That was pretty great."
* Maddox smiles a bit
* Carmen_Chapman gives MaddoX a final smooch on the cheek to leave a big lipstick mark
* Maddox starts laughing at that bit
* Carmen_Chapman settles her chin on MaddoX's shoulder, simply sitting there against him
* Carmen_Chapman laughs a bit
<Carmen_Chapman> "Now its official!"
* Maddox raises his eyebrows
<Maddox> "It wasn't before?"
<ProcyonDM> The car begins to move once again
<Carmen_Chapman> "Well I mean yeah it was but like"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Its one thing to just sorta say it"
<Carmen_Chapman> "But now its like a thing"
<Maddox> "Yeah."
* Carmen_Chapman can't really think straight at all, so she tries to avoid words
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yeah u know like the thing is.... yeah"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Awesome"
* Maddox nods a few times
* Carmen_Chapman rests her head back on MaddoX's shoulder, pressing up against him as she hugs him as the cart begins moving again
<Carmen_Chapman> "Awesome dude"
* Maddox hugs carmen. Hugs are always great
* Maddox looks ahead as the cart starts moving again
<Maddox> "Might want to sit back down."
<ProcyonDM> The track begins to move upward.
* Carmen_Chapman heaves an exaggeratedly drawn out sigh
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fiiiine"
* Carmen_Chapman slides herself off of MaddoX's lap back into her seat
<ProcyonDM> You finally surface.
<Maddox> "I just don't want you falling off."
<Maddox> "Oh."
<ProcyonDM> It flattens out into a room with a door. quite exciting
<Maddox> "I was tense the whole time for a drop that didn't ever come."
* Maddox starts laughing
<Maddox> "Among other things."
* Maddox looks at carmen, still pretty red.
<Carmen_Chapman> "O rly?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "What sort of... *other things*?"
<Maddox> "You."
* Maddox has a small smile on his face
* Carmen_Chapman tries to stand up, but sits back down after finding her legs too noodly
* Carmen_Chapman smiles at MaddoX
* Carmen_Chapman takes a couple deep breaths trying to get her breakneck pulse to chill out
* Maddox also slowly calms down
<Carmen_Chapman> "That wasnt so bad was it?"
<Maddox> "No. I think I might be high on adrenaline. That was pretty fun."
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dunno how ur sposed to do it but hey who the hell cares it worked for us!"
* Maddox nods
<Maddox> "Yeah."
<Carmen_Chapman> "ThanX for comin over here to see me"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ur like the best"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I was gettin..... really lonely"
<Maddox> "Yeah, I am too."
* Carmen_Chapman pats MaddoX's thigh again before actually standing up
<Carmen_Chapman> "See if I can stand up without lookin like a fuckin idiot"
* Maddox stands up, getting out of the cart
* Carmen_Chapman holds the side of the carriage for support, stepping out of it and heading towards the door
<Maddox> "You want leg supports?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Uhhhhh... sure? Idk whatchu mean tho"
* Maddox creates two telekinetic instances, attaching each to carmen's knees, reinforcing them.
<Maddox> "Should make it easier to stay up."
<Maddox> ((tubes. Think bendy pipes.))
<ProcyonDM> lol good plan
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oooh!"
* Maddox gives carmen a thumbs up
* Carmen_Chapman raises her eyebrows
<Carmen_Chapman> "I see what ur trying to do there!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Magic feelin up my legs there!"
* Carmen_Chapman stiX her tongue out
* Maddox flushes, then laughs a bit.
<Maddox> "I can't even feel with these things!"
* Carmen_Chapman steadies herself with the support and walX around
<Carmen_Chapman> "Suuuuuure"
* Carmen_Chapman laughs a bit, making her way towards the door
<Carmen_Chapman> "WorX for me thanX for the help think Ill be okay in a lil bit"
* Maddox also heads to the door, opening it.
* Maddox nods
<Maddox> "This stuff takes focus anyway."
* Carmen_Chapman gestures with her arm for MaddoX to go through the door first
<Maddox> "Alright then."
* Maddox goes through first
<Carmen_Chapman> "Well ur gonna need focus here!"
* Carmen_Chapman follows MaddoX, giving him a playful pat on the rear as he goes through the door
<ProcyonDM> ITs a massive, huge room full of trampolines
<Carmen_Chapman> "We gotta whole lotta shit in here!!!"
* Maddox just breaks down laughing
<ProcyonDM> There are some islands with angled trampolines to make it more interesting too
<ProcyonDM> theres an imp or two around
<Maddox> "WHO BUILT THIS PLACE. WHY IS THERE A ROLLER COASTER. WHY ARE THERE TRAMPOLINES?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Its the land of fuckin SPECTACLES dude its fulla this sorta shit!!!"
* Maddox throws up his hands
<Maddox> "And the winner of best planet to land on goes tooooooooo CARMEN!"
* Maddox launches himself onto the trampoline
<Maddox> "Want to clear out the imps?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Pyramids with roller coasters n shit... huge-ass prairies with animals... giant circuses with LIZARD BOB ROSS... a fuckin dance party beat everywhere u go!"
* Carmen_Chapman stands by waiting to see what happens with MaddoX on the trampolines, getting ready to laugh her ass off if he gives a repeat performance of her last attempt here
<Carmen_Chapman> "I just kinda u know ignored them before..."
<Carmen_Chapman> "I punched one in the face to make it go away lol"
* Maddox uses the extra oomph of the trampolines to charge straight at the nearest imp at high speed, axesabers out but not on
<Carmen_Chapman> "U dont need to kill them if theyre not causin trouble!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Somea them are p chill dudes!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Sometimes u gotta teach em a lesson tho!"
* Carmen_Chapman laughs a bit
<ProcyonDM> lets see the dex rolls my dudes
<Maddox> dex, not athletics?
<Carmen_Chapman> or acrobatics?
<ProcyonDM> whatever you can manage
<Carmen_Chapman> ((I think it was acrobatics before but I don't remember, whatever you want to do))
<ProcyonDM> then yeah acrobatics
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+2
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [15+2] : {17}
<Carmen_Chapman> ((whatever it was I remember rolling a natural one before hahaha))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((also carmen is watching from the side right now))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((so not on the trampolines yet))
* Maddox rapidly bears down on the imp, but hearing carmen at the last second, punts the imp instead. Probably doesn't kill it.
<ProcyonDM> ((got it))
<ProcyonDM> roll to hit i guess
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+5
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [8+5] : {13}
<ProcyonDM> You slam into the unaware imp. he cant escape anyway
<ProcyonDM> before you can follow up his limp body flies away and bounces away
<Maddox> ((should I roll damage?))
<ProcyonDM> its just unarmed
<ProcyonDM> so i dont know
<Maddox> its probably 5 then, from 1+5
<Maddox> 4*
<Maddox> 1+4*
<Carmen_Chapman> You can also choose to make unarmed attacks nonlethal so they knockout instead of kill
<Maddox> ^ that
<Carmen_Chapman> "Hahaha u showed it!"
<ProcyonDM> THere is now a bouncing unconcious imp
<Carmen_Chapman> "We gotta make it over to that door over there!"
* Carmen_Chapman points to the other side of the room
<Maddox> "Got it!"
* Maddox sprints to the other end of the room, where Carmen pointed
* Carmen_Chapman gets a running start in the direXon of the door before jumping onto the trampolines
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+2 acrobatiX
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [6+2] : {8}
<ProcyonDM> Its a bit shaky but you manage it
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+2
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [4+2] : {6}
<Maddox> (lol)
<ProcyonDM> you slip and fall on a tilted trampoline
<ProcyonDM> you end up slipping and hittingt the ground pretty hard and bouncing
* Maddox attempts to land it after the bounce anyway.
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+2
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [16+2] : {18}
* Carmen_Chapman laughs as MaddoX bounces
<ProcyonDM> you score like a bamf
<ProcyonDM> nice one
<Maddox> "Ow."
* Maddox staggers a bit, but remains upright having landed post-bounce.
<Maddox> "Nailed it?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Hahaha close enough!"
* Carmen_Chapman maXe her way to the door
* Maddox follows, more carefully
<ProcyonDM> finally there is a ladder going up into an attic
* Maddox beings climbing
* Carmen_Chapman follows
<ProcyonDM> You enter into a musty, dusty room
<Maddox> "You been here before?"
* Maddox looks around
<Carmen_Chapman> "This place is... weird"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Its all sortsa fake fortune telling junk"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Made a bogus healing potion here!"
<ProcyonDM> its filled with various fortune telling nicknacks,  old props, and plenty of other random old stuff covered in tapes and in bottles
<ProcyonDM> tarps**
<Carmen_Chapman> "Tricked some peeps with it too!"
* Carmen_Chapman laughs
<Maddox> "Yeah, maybe we shouldn't mess with it then."
* Maddox laughs a bit as well
<Maddox> "I really hope it wasn't toxic."
<Carmen_Chapman> "I tried it though!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Had some really fuckin stinky fish goop in it but everything else was cool"
* Carmen_Chapman points to a big wooden device in the back corner, one of those love meters
<Carmen_Chapman> "Look at that thing!"
<ProcyonDM> carmen knows.
<ProcyonDM> yeah that
<Carmen_Chapman> "Took the test thing"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Then BOOM"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Just look at what it says"
* Maddox goes over and looks at what is says
<ProcyonDM> you guys havent done it yet?
<ProcyonDM> i guess  it was
<Carmen_Chapman> ((it's one of these things btw http://www.griffintrading.com/WP/wp-content/invgtc/coolstuff/LoveTester1HG.jpg))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((carmen had it at whatever was at the top before))
<Maddox> ((Which was...?))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((whatever was at the top))
<ProcyonDM> hot stuff
<Carmen_Chapman> ((it was burning or uncontrollable or something like that))
<ProcyonDM> or uncontrollable
<Maddox> "Dang."
<ProcyonDM> i had assumed it was turning off
<ProcyonDM> turned off
<Maddox> "You fry it or something? It's off"
<Maddox> ((We'll go with that then I guess.))
<Carmen_Chapman> "What???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "It made it to the top!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Uncontrollable or burnin or somethin like that"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I wanted to save it to show u!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Shitty thing ruinin everything"
<Maddox> "Everything?"
* Maddox tries turning it back on
<Carmen_Chapman> "K not everything"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fine"
<ProcyonDM> it tuens back on, there was just a switch
* Carmen_Chapman pouts a little, but can't help but smile a little
<Maddox> "seems to be working."
* Maddox attempts
* Carmen_Chapman watches
<Carmen_Chapman> "Well....?"
<ProcyonDM> it goes all the way up to uncontrollable
<Maddox> "Uh, Okay then."
* Maddox gestures to the machine
<Maddox> "Huh. I wonder how that thing works. Heart rate maybe?"
* Carmen_Chapman shrugs somewhat nervously
<Carmen_Chapman> "Hell if I know"
<Carmen_Chapman> "S p cool though"
<Maddox> "Yeah. What else is up here?"
* Maddox looks around
<ProcyonDM> Theres a bunch of random nick nacks and fortune telling parahernalia.
<Maddox> "I guess the machine kind of fits with the general theme of what is stored here."
<ProcyonDM> There are bent swords, jars filled with neon liquids, some with organic matter suspended inside.
<ProcyonDM> Theres a few magic 8 balls, some broken.
* Maddox I look around for any names or other identifying information as to who could have store these here.
<ProcyonDM> roll perception
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+3
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {9}
<ProcyonDM> You dont find anything.
<Maddox> "Weird."
<Carmen_Chapman> "I kinda looted this place already?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Idk I didnt look really hard somea this stuff looX kinda bogus..."
<Maddox> "Yeah."
* Maddox goes up to some of the jars, trying to guess what they may contain.
<Carmen_Chapman> "I used somea that stuff to make a magic potion!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman laughs
<Carmen_Chapman> "It was really fuckin fake but the peeps who took it didnt know that!!!"
* Maddox laughs a bit too
<Maddox> "I really hope they didn't drink it."
<Carmen_Chapman> "LOL"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I got a whole village of lizard peeps to drink it!"
<Maddox> "Uh...."
<Maddox> "You check on them afterwards?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Kinda?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Not really"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I left Eyepatch dude there to take care of shit"
<Maddox> "..."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Hes p cool I guess"
* Carmen_Chapman grins
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh dude I put some alcohol in there too n some REALLY stinky fishy shit"
<Maddox> "And they actually drank it?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Course they did!"
<Maddox> "Crazy."
<Carmen_Chapman> "I told em it was a cure of all the magiX to their bogus curse thing!!!"
* Maddox keeps rifling through the knicknacks to see if there is anything interesting left.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Gave em all an inspirational speech n shit too"
<Maddox> "Well, hopefully they don't hate you now."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dude Im like their hero now I like saved the WHOLE village!"
<Maddox> "Maybe the placebo effect will do the job."
<Maddox> "Or you actually nailed the cure somehow!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Lol they were never aXually cursed they just thought they were"
* Maddox continues rifling
<Carmen_Chapman> "U lookin for somethin?"
<ProcyonDM> you find a rusted out gun
* Maddox picks up the gun, inspecting it.
<ProcyonDM> you find a nice looking model of a japanese style temple
<ProcyonDM> its useless, the barrel rcompletely rusted though
<ProcyonDM> through
<ProcyonDM> ((its a revolver btw))
<Maddox> "This place seems like it might have something useful for crafting."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh!"
* Maddox puts the gun back down, continuing his search
<Carmen_Chapman> "I got this crystal ball thingy when I was here before"
<Carmen_Chapman> "It looX p fake to me but it kinda reminds me of the shit that old lizard lady had at the circus"
<Carmen_Chapman> "The one who gave me these sweet tattoo thingies!"
* Carmen_Chapman points to the complex designs on her arms and stuff
<Carmen_Chapman> "I tried usin it in the alcheme-whatever thing"
<Maddox> "Any interesting results?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Said I didnt have grist shit or somethin"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Maybe itll work now that we totes rekt those monsters???"
<Maddox> "Probably!"
<Maddox> "I need to figure out a way to make something better than a lightsaber."
<Carmen_Chapman> "DUDE"
<Carmen_Chapman> "We should try n miX ur lightsaber thing with my chainsaw!!!"
* Maddox grins wide.
<Maddox> "YES. VERY YES."
<Carmen_Chapman> "When I got this fuckin badass jugglin club fire chainsaw it got a bunch easier to swing around n shit"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fire lightsaber chainsaw...."
* Carmen_Chapman 's jaw drops as she imagines the awesome
<Maddox> "We should probably go kill some more monsters though."
* Carmen_Chapman is broken out of her reverie
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yeah probs"
* Maddox looks around for the exit
* Carmen_Chapman knoX on MaddoX's armor
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whered u get this armor stuff???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "LooX p sweet"
<Maddox> "Well, I got some weird green armor by randoming punching a code into the machine.
<ProcyonDM> Theres a door.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Cooool"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U done lookin around here?"
<Maddox> Then I upgraded it by cutting a toy version of darth vader's chestplate off and using that."
<Maddox> "Yeah. Lets go."
<Carmen_Chapman> "U GOTTA SEE THIS THING"
* Carmen_Chapman heads for the doorway that leads to the outside of the pyramid
* Maddox follows quickly
<ProcyonDM> Alright carmen can you exaplin it any beter than i can? I had to use a drawing last time lol
<Carmen_Chapman> ((hahaha))
<Carmen_Chapman> The door opens to a small hallway that empties straight out to the outside of the pyramid, pretty near the top
<Carmen_Chapman> As the hallway reaches the outside, the ceiling of the hallway disappears first as it reaches the slanted outside of the pyramid.
<Carmen_Chapman> The walls get shorter and shorter as the hallway continues, as the exterior of the pyramid continues sloping down.
<Carmen_Chapman> Eventually the flay floor of the hallway just stops, spilling directly out onto the massive slope of the pyramid exterior.
<Carmen_Chapman> *flat
* Maddox understates, "wow"
<Carmen_Chapman> Walking out into the exterior a bit and looking back, you can see the pyramid continues up higher a little bit, but not much
<Carmen_Chapman> You're basically at the top of the pyramid, and vast swaths of the Land of Beats and Spectacles are easily visible.
<Carmen_Chapman> You can see a lot of different biomes, kind of like Minecraft, scattered around, some more distant than others.
<Carmen_Chapman> Visible areas include the plains you traveled through before, a village a ways off, a jungle, a snowy area with mountains, etc etc (I don't remember all of them)
<Maddox> "This place is so diverse."
<Carmen_Chapman> ((that's all I got on the confusing layout, you can take the description from here Alex))
<Carmen_Chapman> "I havent even like BEEN to most of those places!"
* Carmen_Chapman points to the village and to a larger hill/mountain in the distance in the plains
<Carmen_Chapman> "Thats the village I was tellin u bout before... n I also went there"
<ProcyonDM> ((sounds good to me on the exit front))
* Carmen_Chapman points back towards her house
<Carmen_Chapman> "Thats where we came from"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Idk what any of the other stuff is!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Parently theres like somethin I sposed to be doin here but I kinda just wanna have fun n stuff"
* Maddox laughs
<Carmen_Chapman> "All peeps keep sayin is jus to 'follow my heart' or some shit so Im gonna just keep doin whatever I want!"
<Maddox> "Yeah, I figure that doing the stuff we're supposed to gets us cooler stuff though. A mix is probably good."
<Maddox> "Really? Most of my guys just screamed and died and stuff."
* Maddox frowns
<Carmen_Chapman> "Well like most of em dont give a fuck bout me"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Theyre just doin their own shit like havin a circus or makin food or somethin"
<Carmen_Chapman> "But theres like these rando cryptic peeps that say stuff like that sometimes"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Kinda like a shitty video game or somethin"
* Carmen_Chapman shrugs
<Maddox> "This whole thing is a crappy video game."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yeah whatevs doesnt seem like theres anythin wrong with doin what were doin now"
<Maddox> "Yeah."
<Carmen_Chapman> "U see anythin from up here u wanna go see???"
<Maddox> "Not really. The jungle might have really bad bugs, and I don't have the warmest of clothes for the snowy place."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ive got like the BEST coats n shit at home"
<Maddox> "oh yeah, you lived up north, didn't you?"
<Maddox> "That could work."
<Carmen_Chapman> "S what happens when u live in freezin ass Minnesota"
<Carmen_Chapman> "N have a paranoid as fuck dad that someones gonna sabotage the heating"
<Maddox> "We could also try your portals, see where those go."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Portals?"
<Maddox> "Remember the circles above your house? we talked about them before."
<Maddox> "Second one goes to my planet. We don't know where the first one goes."
<Carmen_Chapman> "O yeah! I totes forgot about those!" :P
* Carmen_Chapman summons her captchalogue tree and picks a leaf off to retrieve her phone
* Carmen_Chapman taXe a piXure of the jungle area and the snowy area to remember where they are
<Carmen_Chapman> "Lets get a pic of us!!!"
<Maddox> "Sure!"
* Carmen_Chapman flips the phone camera to the selfie camera
* Maddox sidles up into the camera's range
* Carmen_Chapman grabs MaddoX's shoulder and tugs him in close and snaps a couple pictures with the picturesque scenery in the background
* Carmen_Chapman reviews the pictures before recaptchaloging the phone
<Maddox> "There we go!"
* Carmen_Chapman waggles her eyebrows
<Maddox> "So, do we slide down the side of the pyramid? Seems like the fastest way down if we can figure it out."
<Carmen_Chapman> "U ready????"
<Maddox> "Sure!"
* Carmen_Chapman summons her captchalogue tree and pulls off a different leaf to decaptchalogue the wagon
<Carmen_Chapman> "We gonna get all calvin n hobbes up in this shit!"
* Maddox laughs
<Carmen_Chapman> "Its like the best thing EVER!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I took a video last time n it was p crazy!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U want front or back?"
<Maddox> "Yeah, you sent me it."
<Maddox> "Your pick!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dibs front!"
* Maddox climbs in behind
* Carmen_Chapman situates the wagon straight in the hallway and sits in front holding the handle
<Carmen_Chapman> "U wanna push us off mr strong dude?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Maybe use ur magic powers???"
<Maddox> "Said, Mrs Strong gal."
* Maddox pushes off with telekinesis, using all four instances.
<ProcyonDM> You launch off the ledge, onto th e glass of the pyramid below
<ProcyonDM> Roll dex both of you, maddox twice though
<Maddox> !roll 2#1d20
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20 -->  | [ 1d20=3 ]{3}, [ 1d20=4 ]{4}
<Maddox> ((Oh no.))
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+0 dex
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+0 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {5}
<Carmen_Chapman> ((RIP))
<ProcyonDM> deary me.
<Maddox> ((Bonus points for a straight?))
<ProcyonDM> sorry lad.
<ProcyonDM> You push off the ledge and immediately start to swerve.
<Carmen_Chapman> "AH FUCK!"
* Maddox attempts to immidiately telekinettically correct
<ProcyonDM> there it is
<ProcyonDM> You attempt to correct it-
<ProcyonDM> and completely over compensate.
<ProcyonDM> You knock the cart so far sideways it doesnt swerve, it jsut rolls
* Maddox begins screaming, not in the good way
<ProcyonDM> you are barely 1/3 of the way there and youre both almost falling out
<Maddox> ((What speed are we moving at by this point?
* Carmen_Chapman sorts of laughs and screams at the same time
<ProcyonDM> certinaly not anything small
<ProcyonDM> maybe like
<ProcyonDM> does like 10 mph sound too small
<Carmen_Chapman> That's like a slow bicycle speed
<Carmen_Chapman> ((Not sure how that translates to a wagon though...))
<ProcyonDM> oh
<ProcyonDM> then probably about double that
<Maddox> We're probably at like 28+
<ProcyonDM> yeah
<ProcyonDM> sounds good to me
<ProcyonDM> lets just say youd be speeding in a school zone
* Carmen_Chapman tries to steer the wagon handle back to down the pyramid rather than sideways
<Maddox> So how bad shape are we in right now?
<ProcyonDM> its rolled over once and youre both about to fall out
<ProcyonDM> only staying in by holding onto the edges
<ProcyonDM> speaking of
<ProcyonDM> roll strength
<ProcyonDM> hopefully you do better than that abysmal dex roll
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+6 strength
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {12}
<ProcyonDM> The stright continues
<ProcyonDM> maddox are you trying to hold on?
<Maddox> yeah
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+4
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {11}
<ProcyonDM> ok
<ProcyonDM> we just got 3, 4,5,6,7 rolls in a row
<ProcyonDM> is this bot working
<Maddox> Yes.
<Maddox> !roll 1d20
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {17}
<Maddox> see?
<ProcyonDM> ok
<Maddox> we just suck.
<ProcyonDM> lol i was getting suspicious
<Carmen_Chapman> Yup
<ProcyonDM> Carmen is unable to right the wagon
<ProcyonDM> it is now sliding on it side down the pyramid, about half way down, going around 35mph~
* Maddox 's telekinetic attempts to right the cart fail, concentration being lost from panic
<ProcyonDM> you are both managing to keep hold of it, but as the speed increases, the jumps the wagon makes whenevr it hits an impoerfection in the pyramid begin to become more and more drastic
* Carmen_Chapman yells, trying to make it over the wind and banging of the wagon
<Carmen_Chapman> "WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO???"
<Maddox> "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
<ProcyonDM> Youre aso beginning to be pushed toward the dront as the wagon bashes the pyramid and slows, somewhat
<ProcyonDM> front*
<Maddox> Yelling and hoping death will not come continue.
<Carmen_Chapman> <ProcyonDM> Youre aso beginning to be pushed toward the dront as the wagon bashes the pyramid and slows, somewhat
<Carmen_Chapman> <ProcyonDM> front*
<Carmen_Chapman> <Maddox> Yelling and hoping death will not come continue.
<Carmen_Chapman> ((I'm not sure Carmen would do now other than hold on))
* Carmen_Chapman holds on for dear life, screaming and laughing the whole way
<ProcyonDM_> Since neither of you can save your selves, the next time the wagon hits a bump you are both biked out the front
<ProcyonDM_> Bucked*
* Maddox attempts to land on his feet somehow
* Carmen_Chapman screams, flailing as she flies through the air, trying to catch herself with her hands or knees or something wherever she lands
<ProcyonDM_> Let's get some dex rolls
<ProcyonDM_> Maddox your dc is much higher
<Maddox> !roll 1d20
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {9}
<Maddox> +2 if acrobatics is allowed.
<ProcyonDM_> Sure
<ProcyonDM_> Carmen?
<Carmen_Chapman> Is this acrobatics?
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+0 dex
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+0 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {15}
<Carmen_Chapman> Plus 2 if acrobatics
<Maddox> ProcyonDM_
<ProcyonDM_> Carmen you manage to go into a great slide, nailing the landing
<ProcyonDM_> Maddox doesn't as well
<ProcyonDM_> Have you ever tried to run down too steep a slope?
<Maddox> Yes, but maddox does have flashstep :P
<ProcyonDM_> You manage to catch yourself for a few strides, but quickly begin to lose your balance
<ProcyonDM_> Oh well
<ProcyonDM_> He certainly can use flash step
* Maddox attempts to use variable flashstepping to slow down by slowly looping around / if we're near the bottom making it to the bottom.
<Procyon> maddox is able to flash step himself slower, but carmen still slides down the cliff
<Procyon> pyrmid
<Maddox> ~10pp maybe then?
<Procyon> yeh
<Procyon> whats your max?
<Maddox> 40
<Procyon> nyway maddox youve succesfully sloed yourself, but youre bout to strt accelerting again
<Maddox> From my slower speed, I attempt to start a controlled slide.
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+2 acrobatics
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {6}
<Maddox> and crap lol
<Procyon> you manage to s well as you can, mking some impact in your speed
<Procyon> luckily uyoure nering the bottom
<Maddox> are we allowed to ==> ?
<Procyon> you hit the bottom hrd, nd sprwl out over the ground, midly in pin but uninjured
<Procyon> pain*
<Procyon> carmen has already hit the ground but since we were doing maddox we are going to just do carmen after
<Carmen_Chapman> cool
<Procyon> Carmen you are now tumbling uncontrollably down the slope
<Procyon> youre bout to impact the ground
<Procyon> roll dex to help yourself
<Procyon> like to lnd gracefully
<Carmen_Chapman> ((I thought she was in a great slide?))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((or was she and now she's tumbling again?))
<Procyon> ah right
<Procyon> missed tht oops
<Procyon> you now have advntage on lnding
<Procyon> roll
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2#d20 dex
<NOTTyche[Dice]> Error: Invalid Expression
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2#1d20 dex
<NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20 -->  | [ 1d20=17 ]{17}, [ 1d20=11 ]{11}
<Carmen_Chapman> +2 if acrobatics
<Procyon> you hit the ground pretty well and roll, landing on your feat
<Procyon> feet
<Carmen_Chapman> "OOF"
* Maddox is still sprawled on the ground, having accidentally eaten sand.
* Maddox rolls over and spits the sand out.
<Maddox> "I could have done that a bit better."
* Carmen_Chapman steadies herself to make sure everything has stopped zipping around
<Carmen_Chapman> "WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman looX around, trying to find where MaddoX's voice came from
* Carmen_Chapman finds him and runs over
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh fuck!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U okay dude???"
<Maddox> "Yeah, I'm fine."
* Maddox picks himself up and brushes himself off.
<Maddox> "I am not nailing anything today."
* Carmen_Chapman shrugs
<Carmen_Chapman> "Sometimes days are just kinda shit"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whatevs"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U used magic powers n stuff with those hands that was sweet!!!"
* Maddox nods
* Maddox splits out the last of the sand, and looks around.
<Maddox> "At least we didn't get hit by the cart."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh yeah where is that thing anyways?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I love that wagon!"
* Carmen_Chapman looX around
<Procyon> you guys didnt fll out of where you strted
<Procyon> its not on this side
<Carmen_Chapman> ((I thought we rode down in it?))
* Maddox well, I guess we circle around.
<Maddox> ((We fell out of it, remember?))
<Procyon> oh shoot i thogthy ou were tlking  bout the one with myke
<Procyon> wait rae those the same wagon
<Procyon> i was picturing mor eof a covered wagon thing
<Maddox> lol
<Procyon> the wagon is off on the ground somewhere
<Procyon> seems to be intact
* Carmen_Chapman bounces over to retrieve it
* Maddox walks over and inspects it as well, making sure it isn't damaged
<Procyon> its scuffed up but unbroken
<Carmen_Chapman> "Nice!"
* Maddox looks around for monsters, as usual.
* Carmen_Chapman pulls the wagon behind her as they go wherever they go
<Maddox> "Well, that was definitely... something? I think I'm on an adrenaline low right now."
<Maddox> "I enjoyed it though."
* Carmen_Chapman gives him a big thumbs up
<Carmen_Chapman> "U betcha it was great!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Where do u wanna go now???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Now that we got that grist stuff we could try makin some shit"
<Carmen_Chapman> "There's a spooky house thing I found"
<Carmen_Chapman> "We could go to the mountains or the jungle or somethin idk never been to anythin like that before"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Maybe the circus is up an runnin again?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Theres so much shit all over!!!"
<Maddox> "Its so great!"
<Maddox> "I think we should head back to your house real quick and try making some stuff."
<Maddox> "Maybe then the circus or the spooky house after that?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Cool"
* Carmen_Chapman looX around for Myke
<Procyon> he however is round the sdie
<Procyon> you cant see him from here
* Maddox starts walking around the pyramid back to where we started
* Carmen_Chapman follows with the wagon
<Procyon> you find him tking  np
<Procyon> wait do bison sleep on the ground
<Procyon> dont know but however they sleep hes doing it
<Maddox> "There he is."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Woot!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman hops over to Myke and give him a bug fuzzy hug
* Maddox follows, at more of a jogging pace
<Procyon> he wakes up and is midlly strtlede
<Procyon> he huffs in acknowlegment
* Carmen_Chapman rubs his head
<Carmen_Chapman> "Were back dude!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U get a good sleep or whatever u were doin???"
<Procyon> he doesnt reply because he is a bison
* Maddox attempts to jump on again.
* Carmen_Chapman waits for a bit longer for a reply then gives up before letting go and getting the wagon rope situated in her hand and boarding Myke Byson as well
<Procyon> you succesfuly don the bison
<Procyon> or get on
<Procyon> dont know if don is the word
<Carmen_Chapman> hahaha
* Carmen_Chapman pats Myke's head and points off back where she thinX her house is
<Procyon> you both head off
<Procyon> it tkes a while to get bck but your memory serves you
<Procyon> you arrive at your home easy