Incest

Incest

	The thing that ticks me off is that we’re inevitably going to have to support incest and cheer them on. Hooray! Woo-hoo! Well done for fucking your siblings! TV shows will start showing incestuous couples as normal. Any old TV show that made a joke about it will be ceremonially crucified, their creators made to retroactively apologize. There will be lots of worried hand-wringing that there aren’t enough incestuous couples on TV. “Did you know that 15% of couples are incestuous (because we say so), whereas only 6% of TV couples are? And, of course, this will become akin to a sexuality: it’s not a choice; these people have fallen in love. “How can you fault someone for just falling in love with his sister? Are you some kind of love-hating bigot? I bet you’re a fat, dumb, Christian Republican who thinks it’s still the ‘50s! Get with the times, grandpa!” Incestuous couples will become a protected minority. We will have to check that employers are hiring the right amount of incestuous people. You aren’t allowed to insult incestuous couples–that’s illegal–but people who are in a relationship with someone to whom they’re not related? HILARIOUS! Maybe we could borrow the term ‘breeders’ from the gays, or maybe we can invent a new one. You’ll see articles on Huffington Post with progressive liberals writing an open letter to apologize for not being incestuous.
	The transformation will be complete: incestuous couples will have been part of the fabric of America since the beginning, and only since the repressive ’50s have they been in the closet. Thank God we solved that problem; now everyone is more tolerant and society is so much better.

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	No, it’s prophecy. Better get used to it, because it’s not going to stop until incest, bestiality, and pederasty are all normalized, too. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if doomsday happens before any of us here live to see old age. Look at how rapidly things are “progressing.” When I was in high school in the early ’90s, there was not a single openly, out of the closet, homosexual kid. You would’ve gotten stomped if you tried that shit. And I grew up in fucking Toronto. It took only a decade for the poz to settle in so deeply that we have faggotry, crossdressing, and transvestism completely normalized, and a part of the Common Core school curriculum, as well. I know a guy who’s about 10 years younger than me who told me that by the time he was finishing high school here there were 3 open transvestites in the school and everybody just put up with it.