Agoraphobic NEETpone and Anon part 6

>ow
>Anon just kissed your eye.
>Eyes aren’t for kissing.
>Or are they? Do humans kiss eyes to show affection?

>...

>Wait, hold up.
>You were Flood Bored.
>FLOOR BORED.
>Eternally kissless virgin.
>And Anon just kissed you.

>...

>Nope, you didn’t know how to handle this situation.
>Were you supposed to kiss his eye back?
>Maybe give his chin an eskimoo kiss?
>And were you really sure that just happened? Maybe your eye got in the way and he was trying to do something else.
>Maybe kisses meant something entirely different to humans!
>That must be it. Humans probably kissed each other the same way your mom used to kiss you when you got hurt when you were a little filly.
>There was nothing romantic or sexual about this, and you definitely weren’t going to feign injury to take advantage of Anon’s idiosyncrasies.

>Meanwhile, outside of Floor Bored’s mind, you were Anon, and she hadn’t moved for a good minute and a half.
>You had your chance, and you blew it.
>You’d come to terms with your colossal fuck up, and now you were just waiting for the fallout.
>Would she ask Princess Cadence to find her a new roomie?
>Would she just never speak to you again?
>Best case scenario you’d both just never speak of it again and everything would return to normal.

>...

>You were starting to get bored.
>That was when you remembered you still needed to clean her shoulder.
>This time you’d be more careful.
>You grabbed your Q-tip and lightly dabbed it into the isopropyl.
>With a feather touch you started disinfecting her wound.
>She stayed still the entire time.
>Occasionally you’d glance at her face, and each time her brow was more furrowed.
>You wondered what was going on in her mind.

>Meanwhile, inside Floor Bored’s mind, you were Floor Bored.

>...but at least Neighntendo announced two new Maretroid games.
>You’d been waiting for ages for a new Maretroid game, and no, Friendship Force didn’t count.
>Hopefully this time Samoose wouldn’t be as much of a whiny bastard as he was in Mother M.
>Either way at least AM2R got finished before it was C&Ded, so you had that going for you.
>You wondered if Anon would be interested in the Maretroid games.
>He usually preferred those CRPG games.
>What was that one he really liked?
>He kept asking you to play it with him.
>”Chrono Zigger” or something like that.
>Maybe that’d be a nice way to spend some time with him.
>You always wanted a nice, NEET coltfriend.
>Somepony to hold you, cuddle you, kiss you-

>Wait, hold up.

>You were forgetting something.

“Quick, brain, how long have I been day dreaming?”
>”It’s been a good five minutes now.”
“What’s happening outside?”
>”Anon just finished wrapping your shoulder in toilet paper.”
“Why would he be doing that?”
>”You don’t remember?”
“No?”
>”Long story short, Anon kissed your eye.”

>Meanwhile, outside of Floor Bored’s mind, you were Anon again, and Floor Bored was acting weirder than usual.
>Her cheeks had puffed out.
>Her tail was whipping around like crazy.
>And she was wiggling like a worm trying to find its way off a burning sidewalk.
>Her wiggling was doing something to you downstairs, but you couldn’t think about that right now.
>You’d seen this before, she was panicking.

>”WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANON KISSED ME?”

“Floor, you OK?”

>”You kissed me!”

“Er, yeah. I’m sorry about that. I thought after what you’d said… Nevermind, it’s stupid.”

>”You! You kissed ME!”

“I just said that, yes.”

>Her wiggling intensified.
>Now that you thought about it, your dick felt really comfy right now.
>Like it was sandwiched between three warm, soft, wet pillows.
>It was like how you’d imagined a boobjob would feel, but fuzzier.

>”Somepony kissed ME!”
>”D-d-do you know how long I’ve fantasized about this?”

“Err… I think I’m older than you, so yes, I can ima-”
>And that wass when it happened. You came inside Floor Bored’s belly button.