Dwiglett

Grim dark

Jan 6th, 2018
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  1. {Redacted 1}I want something traumatic to have casued the change, but not like anything that happened directly to her. She was happy and normal then... Event happens that she's part of and it makes her edgelord Grimdark
  2. {Redacted 1}Thinking... a spell backfires, right? And it reveals that her school/class was filled with PSI sleeper agent kinda shit that she could suddenly see. And she just mows 'em down. Or something equally edgetastic
  3. {Redacted 2}The last doughnut got taken.
  4. {Redacted 2}And the shop closed down forever because the owner got murdered.
  5. {Redacted 2}By student loans.
  6. {Redacted 2}But, like, it's not really Student Loan's, but an assassin that kills people, but looks like a hipster.
  7. {Redacted 1}That's not gridark at all!
  8. {Redacted 2}What? That is soo grim dark.
  9. {Redacted 1}or edgey!
  10. {Redacted 1}no!
  11. {Redacted 1}too comedic!
  12. {Redacted 2}What that is so grimdark and edgy.
  13. {Redacted 2}Okay okay
  14. {Redacted 2}The store got bought out by STarbucks. Which was fine until.....
  15. {Redacted 2}A giant space horse deer crashed on it killing her free wifi and her one good hope of finding good coffee and doughnuts.
  16. {Redacted 1}uh huuuh
  17. {Redacted 2}And that horse carried a disease that turned people into space horses.
  18. {Redacted 2}That that
  19. {Redacted 2}: FEAST ON HUMAN BLOOD.
  20. {Redacted 2}But, it has to be empowered by frienship, so all these cool horse people start showing up, but then then...
  21. {Redacted 2}She realizes that Friendship is Tragic.
  22. {Redacted 2}So in order to hunt the Space Horses she has to be free of friendship. Which is hard for someone popular so she gets to substance abuse.
  23. {Redacted 2}And that leads to addiction so she has to whore herself out, but then she finds Kimmy was part of that 'three'some because her drug dealer was secretly a horse, and like it gets worse from there.
  24. {Redacted 1}...
  25. {Redacted 1}wow
  26. {Redacted 2} see Grim dark
  27. {Redacted 2} Oh, wait it gets worse
  28. {Redacted 2}Turns out they send student loans after her, but since she's magic he gets upgraded to...
  29. {Redacted 2}Magical student loans.,
  30. {Redacted 2}: He gets the power to vanish, reappear five years in the future, bigger, stronger mostly ruining her nights out.
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