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Thread 73: Stories 46-49

May 11th, 2015
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  3. NCOMAKE!
  4. >10
  5. "Primrose"
  6. {BBB}
  7. ~~~
  8.  
  9. "....Inquiry: unit is different from normal."
  10.  
  11. {BZZT! I AM SPECIAL!}
  12.  
  13. "Continued: does that mean you are special in all ways?"
  14.  
  15. {......BZZT! ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU!}
  16.  
  17. ~~~~
  18.  
  19. *CLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANK*
  20.  
  21. "INTERFACE! INTERFACE! INTERFACE!"
  22.  
  23. >...I don't know what I'm looking at, but I think I've found something I do not want to see like it is.
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  26.  
  27. NCOMAKE!
  28. >42
  29. "Brain"
  30. ~~~
  31.  
  32. >...Hey, brain?
  33.  
  34. "NO! I'M DEAD! THIS WHOLE SUBPLOT IS DEAD!"
  35.  
  36. >No no! Not that, uh...
  37.  
  38. "...what?"
  39.  
  40. >Well, since I've accepted how I'm feeling, uh...
  41.  
  42. "...Yeessss?"
  43.  
  44. >Could you... play those things I kept cutting you off from doing?
  45.  
  46. "DONE!"
  47.  
  48. >Annnnnd, now I am glad I am in the snow.
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  51.  
  52. omakuh
  53. >18
  54. "SA"
  55. 'Cadence'
  56. ~~~~
  57.  
  58. >....soooo, we ever going to go on date 2? What's going on with that.
  59.  
  60. "That's... a good question. We kind of got lost in the assault and move and all that."
  61.  
  62. 'Er, do we HAVE to bring it up now?'
  63.  
  64. >Why not?
  65.  
  66. '...No reason, I guess, just asking?'
  67.  
  68. >Well, I brought it up, it's brought. Sooooo....
  69.  
  70. 'It's just, last one ended with Shiny getting punched into the snow.'
  71.  
  72. >No, yeah, that was pretty bad.
  73.  
  74. "I guess we could try it over in Canterlot to reduce the risk of it going crazy."
  75.  
  76. '...You want us to go to Canterlot to make it LESS likely for insanity?'
  77.  
  78. "...Point taken."
  79.  
  80. >Yeah, bare minimum, Twilight tries to join in or something.
  81.  
  82. "Point, she does that."
  83.  
  84. >...Wait what?
  85.  
  86. "She does! Every time me and Cadence were on a date, she wanted to join in and have it with us, she was insistent, followed us everywhere we went. EVERYWHERE. Watched everything."
  87.  
  88. >...
  89.  
  90. "Everything."
  91.  
  92. >...Right, sooo-
  93.  
  94. "So this is all NC territory, so why don't we just go up to that /pa/ after dark and-"
  95.  
  96. 'NO!'
  97.  
  98. >BUT WE HAVE IT NOW!
  99.  
  100. 'NO NO NO!'
  101.  
  102. >.....ANON! GET WRITING ON-
  103.  
  104. *BLAM!*
  105.  
  106. "HOLY SHIT YOU TOOK OFF HER HEAD!"
  107.  
  108. 'Non-canon, Shiny... non-canon.'
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  111.  
  112. Non-Canon Pinkie Preview
  113. >Pinkie
  114. ~~~~~
  115. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF_8LMKq0b4
  116. >AJ secretly tries to use magic. Twilight tries to locate Sunset. Copyright laws are questioned and Luna avoids paperwork!
  117. >Now let me tell you the future! Twilight makes an energy efficient toaster. Spike begins new club activies. Luna gets challenged to a game of Mahjong by the Chineighs. Rainbow Dash and Applejack headbobs to What is Love. I insert myself into a plot even though I'm not physically there! Find out what happens next time in thread 74: Trapped in the Closet...and of course abduction Fanservice!
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