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HH: Avalanche of puns

Oct 16th, 2011
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  1. -- recreantOctopus [RO] is running around, jacket done up --
  2. RO: Solena?
  3. RO: are you around?
  4. HH: ru57y!
  5. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] Tackles him from behind. --
  6. RO: ah!
  7. -- recreantOctopus [RO] is tackled --
  8. HH: h3y 8uddy h4h4! 5uuuuup?
  9. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] Gets off him. --
  10. -- recreantOctopus [RO] looks at her --
  11. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] Grins. --
  12. RO: hows the headaches?
  13. HH: 7h3 wh4... 0h 7h053! n07 50 84d 51nc3 175 4ll up 4nd r34lly c0ld h3r3 4nd 1 h4v3 l1k3 unl1m173d 1c3p4ck5 8451c4lly!
  14. HH: plu5 7h3r3 15 50 much 5h12 70 d0 h3r3 50 1v3 k3p7 8u5y!
  15. -- recreantOctopus [RO] looks disapointed then grins a bit --
  16. RO: heh well CIRRIN RUNFAR managed to get brain freeze
  17. RO: thats sort of like headaches right?
  18. HH: h4h4 50r74 1 6u355
  19. HH: dy0u w4n7 4 h47? =:0 1 m4d3 l1k3 f1v3 1 5w34r.
  20. RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs fine
  21. RO: well
  22. RO: okay then
  23. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] Grins wider and manages to produce a bright indigo hat from her sylladex, somehow. --
  24. HH: h3r3 y4 60 8r4h!
  25. -- recreantOctopus [RO] puts the hat on, which for trolls can be a little tricky --
  26. RO: okay that is better
  27. HH: n1c3 4nd 5nu6?
  28. RO: yeah snug
  29. RO: is it always this cold here?
  30. HH: y34h m4n 51nc3 1 f1r57 607 h3r3 8u7 175 pr377y
  31. HH: h3h3h3
  32. HH: ch1ll
  33. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] bursts out laughing. --
  34. -- recreantOctopus [RO] tries not to laugh but can't help smile --
  35. HH: h33h3 8u7 y34h m4n wh475 7h3 73mp3r47ur3n73 4ll up 4nd l1k3 1n y0ur l4nd? 1v3 0nly 533n wh47 17 l00k5 l1k3 50 1 dunn0 1f 175 c0ld 0r h07 0r wh47!
  36. RO: its actually a bit warm when your not drenched and in the wind
  37. RO: which is most of the time
  38. HH: m444444n 17 50und5 r34lly n1c3 =:0
  39. RO: yeah well you would like all that with the waves wouldnt you?
  40. HH: 8u7 44444444nyw4y5 51nc3 y0ur3 4ll up 4nd h3r3 w3 5h0uld 7074lly d0 50m37h1n6 3p1c4w350m3!
  41. HH: 4nd y35.
  42. HH: 500000000000000 much m4n!
  43. RO: look sorry for the frosty reception earlier
  44. RO: didnt mean to give you the cold shoulder
  45. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR was just expecting you to be the old you when you called CIRRIN RUNFAR rusty
  46. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] Bursts out into giggles again. --
  47. HH: h3h3h333 175 4lr16h7 dud3 h4h4
  48. HH: 175 5n0w 7r0u8l3 47 4ll 1n f4c7!
  49. HH: h33h3h3h3
  50. RO: guess it is ice to see you
  51. -- recreantOctopus [RO] snickers --
  52. HH: 1 c4n 637 my und3r574nd 0n 480u7 why 7h47d 83. 1 4m pr377y c00l!
  53. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] giggles. --
  54. RO: but seriously
  55. RO: what is there to do here?
  56. HH: hmm w3ll 451d3 fr0m h3lp1n 0u7 7h353 l177l3 y3ll0w w00f83457 f3ll45...
  57. HH: y0u c4n m4k3 57uff 0u774 7h3 5n0w
  58. RO: make stuff out of snow?
  59. HH: 444nd y0u c4n 50r74 5urf 0n 17 wh1ch 15 4 r34lly fun w4y 70 637 4r0und!
  60. HH: y33334444h 8r4h 17 15 50 ch01c3!
  61. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] picks up some snow and makes it into a ball. --
  62. HH: 533? 17 p4ck5 r34lly n1c3ly!
  63. HH: h3h3, 0r '1c3'ly.
  64. RO: hehe
  65. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] bursts out laughing again. --
  66. -- recreantOctopus [RO] follows suit and makes a ball out of snow --
  67. HH: pr377y 5w337 huh?
  68. RO: guess
  69. RO: what do you with it?
  70. HH: w333333ll y0u c0uld k33p r0ll1n 17 4n m4k3 50m37h1n6 816 0u774 17
  71. HH: 000000r
  72. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] Evil grin. --
  73. HH: 7h15!
  74. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] Nails him with it. --
  75. -- recreantOctopus [RO] gets a wad of snow in the face! --
  76. -- recreantOctopus [RO] slowly wipes the snow off with an unamused expression --
  77. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] Trying really hard not to laugh. --
  78. -- recreantOctopus [RO] then grows a delighted grin --
  79. RO: okay
  80. RO: freeze!
  81. HH: !!
  82. -- recreantOctopus [RO] chucks his snowball in return --
  83. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] Is beaned in the chest. --
  84. HH: ruuuuuu57y! 50 c0ld dud3!
  85. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] grabs another one and chucks it at him while running away. --
  86. -- recreantOctopus [RO] dives to the side and is hit in the side --
  87. HH: h4h4h4!
  88. -- recreantOctopus [RO] grabs up another snowball and chases after Solena --
  89. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] keeps grabbing and throwing them while running from him. --
  90. -- recreantOctopus [RO] puts his head down and takes whatever he doesn't avoid. He's wait till he's close enough that he can't miss --
  91. RO: you cant run too far
  92. HH: h4h4, 7h3n c0m3 4nd 637 m3 8r05k1!
  93. RO: hey hey dont doubt CIRRIN RUNFAR cant catch up!
  94. RO: compared to CIRRIN RUNFAR speed your practically glacial
  95. HH: h4h4h4h4!
  96. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] beans him with a couple more snowballs. --
  97. -- recreantOctopus [RO] splutters snow out of his mouth and catches up with Solena trying to grab her sleeve and throw and snowball at her face point blank --
  98. -- recreantOctopus [RO] falls to the ground after --
  99. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] Shakes her head like a dog and laughs. --
  100. HH: h4h4h4h4! 1c3 0n3 7h3r3 dud3!
  101. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] Plops down on her back next to him. --
  102. -- recreantOctopus [RO] laughs --
  103. RO: that was actually fun
  104. HH: h4h4 y0u 837 17 w45 8r05k1!
  105. RO: like there was none of this mortal danger you get with most of the games on Alternia
  106. RO: but it was still fun
  107. HH: m3h m0r74l d4n63r5 0v3r r473d 4nyw4y5
  108. HH: 7h15 w45 fun n0 57r1n65 4774ch3d!
  109. -- recreantOctopus [RO] gets an unconsious shiver at the mention of strings --
  110. RO: huh that made CIRRIN RUNFAR think of puppets for some reason
  111. HH: huh
  112. HH: w31rd
  113. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] starts moving her arms up and down. --
  114. RO: what are you doing?
  115. HH: ju57 w417 4 53c
  116. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] keeps doing it for a second, then stands up and laughs at the shape she just made. --
  117. HH: 175 l1k3 1 h4v3 w1n65 0r 50m37h1n!
  118. -- recreantOctopus [RO] gets up and takes a look --
  119. RO: heh imagine you with wings
  120. HH: h3h3h3h 7h47d 83 50000 5w337!
  121. HH: l1k3
  122. HH: fly1n6 4nd 5h12
  123. HH: 00000000h m444n 7h47d 83 50 716h7!
  124. RO: youd be able to fly anywhere and nobody could catch you!
  125. -- recreantOctopus [RO] looks at the shape a bit more and turns his head --
  126. RO: you know it kinda looks like an angel
  127. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] Does the same. --
  128. HH: huh y0ur3 r16h7
  129. -- recreantOctopus [RO] shakes --
  130. -- recreantOctopus [RO] shakes his head --
  131. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] =:\ --
  132. RO: nah Angels are terrible mythical demons
  133. HH: y34h n0 f00l1n6
  134. -- recreantOctopus [RO] looks for a subject change --
  135. RO: hey so did Cucali pass through here?
  136. HH: 0h y34h m4n!
  137. HH: 4c7u4lly 5h3 ju57 l3f7 83f0r3 y0u
  138. HH: c4u6h7 4 n457y c0ld wh1l3 5h3 w45 h3r3 4nd h4d 70 ch1ll f0r 4 817
  139. HH: y0u ju57 m1553d h3r
  140. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] Giggles at the "chill" joke. --
  141. -- recreantOctopus [RO] snickers --
  142. RO: yeah thats a real shame CIRRIN RUNFAR missed her
  143. -- recreantOctopus [RO] doesn't sound like he means it --
  144. HH: 175 c00l 1m 5ur3 y0ull m337 up 3v3n7u4lly!
  145. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR should go that direction
  146. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR guess that what your supposed to do
  147. RO: keep going forward through these gates
  148. HH: y34h 1 6u355
  149. HH: 7h3r35 4 l07 70 d0 h3r3 7h0u6h w17h 4ll 7h353 pu22l35 4nd junk 4nd h3lp1n6 7h353 w00f834575
  150. HH: 50 1 dunn0 wh3n 1ll 3nd up 601n 7hr0u6h 7h053 64735 0r wh473v3r
  151. RO: theyre not like the crabpeople on CIRRIN RUNFAR planet?
  152. RO: because they just gave CIRRIN RUNFAR pointless quests that lead no where untill CIRRIN RUNFAR stole a ship off them
  153. HH: 7h353 6uy5 637 57uck 1n l1k3
  154. HH: c4v35 4nd 57uff
  155. HH: 4nd 7h3y n33d r35cu1n6!
  156. HH: 4l50 7h3r3 4r3 pu22l35 1n 50m3 0f 7h3 c4v35
  157. RO: they could probably take care of themselves if you left them
  158. HH: 8u7 1 l1k3 h3lp1n 7h3m! 4nd 17 m4k35 7h3m h4ppy 50 175 600d f33l1n65 4ll 4r0und
  159. RO: ooookay if they appreciate
  160. RO: it
  161. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] =:] --
  162. RO: just saying some people want to have the chance to get out of their mess on their own
  163. RO: before someone they care about hurts themselves rescuing them
  164. RO: er actually forget CIRRIN RUNFAR said anything
  165. HH: huh 1 6u355 50
  166. HH: 8u7 7h353 6uy5 ju57 533m 50 h3lpl355 4nd 5h12!
  167. RO: tch fine
  168. HH: 50m37h1n wr0n6 dud3?
  169. RO: no...
  170. RO: just point CIRRIN RUNFAR in the direction to next gate
  171. HH: um... 4lr16h7
  172. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] Points him down a barely noticable path, looking a little crestfallen. --
  173. RO: alright
  174. -- recreantOctopus [RO] looks down the path, but stays looking a bit awkard --
  175. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR will see you again
  176. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] perks up slightly. --
  177. HH: h3ck5 y34h 8r4h!
  178. HH: y0u 83773r 83l13v3 y0u w1ll h4h4!
  179. -- recreantOctopus [RO] slightly grins --
  180. RO: see you then Indy
  181. HH: l444473r5 ruuuuu57y!
  182. -- hinderingHijinks [HH] Waves. --
  183. -- recreantOctopus [RO] waves then rushes off down the path --
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