reddit normies

**DATE:** 10/25/2017
**NAME:** Delimia

10:23 AM → Delimia joined  •  Channel mode: +CLgnrtz  •  Channel homepage: http://irc.reddit.com/
10:23 AM <Delimia> howdy
10:23 AM <justache> hi Delimia
10:23 AM <Delimia> whats good my brother
10:23 AM <justache> sleepy
10:23 AM ⇐ normalperson quit (~winning@unaffiliated/businessclass) Quit: cash crash
10:24 AM <Delimia> yayo
10:24 AM <rindolf> Delimia: hi, sup?
10:24 AM <Delimia> just memes
10:24 AM <Delimia> so you are the reddit IRCC?
10:25 AM <insecurity> hey, you
10:26 AM <Delimia> kek
10:26 AM <insecurity> is Brad in here?
10:26 AM <rindolf> Delimia: one of them at least
10:26 AM <insecurity> Brad we need the dustpan back
10:26 AM <Delimia> i come from rizon folsk
10:26 AM <insecurity> .. k
10:27 AM <insecurity> i'm wearing a jacket
10:27 AM <insecurity> neat huh
10:27 AM <•m[at]> call the internet police
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10:28 AM <justache> https://open.spotify.com/artist/09C0xjtosNAIXP36wTnWxd
10:31 AM <justache> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV4IjHz2yIo
10:31 AM <•reddit-bot> (justache) Singing PM: 'Fats' Putin over the top of 'Blueberry Hill' with piano solo - length 4m 30s - 33,159 likes, 3,299 dislikes (91.0%) - 7,546,379 views - RT on 2010.12.11
10:32 AM <•m[at]> After Trump attended a GOP Senate luncheon, Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) told reporters, “President Trump put his phone down for an hour.”
10:32 AM <mpeafree> "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the North" like in the news, never...
10:33 AM <•m[at]> if it was indeed a stronghold, would the agnostics even believe it?
10:33 AM <Delimia> Trump is a hero
10:34 AM <ErrGnomeOus> https://youtu.be/gAs9HZC9c7Y
10:34 AM <•reddit-bot> (ErrGnomeOus) 6IX9INE - GUMMO (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) - length 2m 41s - 112,992 likes, 13,887 dislikes (89.1%) - 7,437,405 views - FCK THEM on 2017.10.08
10:36 AM <mpeafree> "The Atheist rebels returned fire with trebuchet, using relics from the post god era such as pews, altars and heavy crosses as ammunition"
10:36 AM <Delimia> keko
10:37 AM <ErrGnomeOus> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DM8tFrfVQAIX4-3.jpg
10:37 AM <•m[at]> ErrGnomeOus: i'm down
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10:38 AM <ErrGnomeOus> we'll get them all
10:38 AM <Delimia> omfg errgnomeous i clicked that
10:38 AM <Delimia> and im in school
10:38 AM <Delimia> so i was likel shit close tab
10:38 AM <•m[at]> expelled
10:39 AM <•m[at]> looking at fine-ass asses on school time
10:40 AM <ErrGnomeOus> Between 1950 and 1963, Fats Domino hit the R&B charts a reported 59 times, and the pop charts a rollicking 63 times. He outsold Little Richard, Chuck Berry and Buddy Holly — combined. Only Elvis Presley moved more records during that stretch
10:41 AM <ErrGnomeOus> https://youtu.be/aIz1cPfTRW4
10:41 AM <•reddit-bot> (ErrGnomeOus) Fats Domino The Fat Man - length 2m 34s - 1,539 likes, 27 dislikes (98.3%) - 382,433 views - 01musicfan on 2009.06.13
10:41 AM <deepend> Delimia: get the fuck off irc and pay attention
10:41 AM <Delimia> no
10:41 AM <deepend> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
10:41 AM <deepend> okay
10:41 AM <ErrGnomeOus> deepend: did you fart
10:41 AM <deepend> ErrGnomeOus: i never don't fart
10:42 AM <ErrGnomeOus> there's a fly on my wall
10:42 AM <ErrGnomeOus> GOBBLE GOBBLE
10:42 AM <SeferYetzirah> fart on it
10:42 AM <SeferYetzirah> directional farting
10:42 AM <ErrGnomeOus> i'm gonna blow a dab on it
10:42 AM <SeferYetzirah> hell yes
10:43 AM <ErrGnomeOus> imagine if when you died a big giant came out of nowhere and blew a dab hit he took at you and then killed you
10:43 AM <SeferYetzirah> hahah
10:43 AM <ErrGnomeOus> a 300ft giant
10:43 AM <technonerd> .g Abdul El-Sayed
10:43 AM <•reddit-bot> (technonerd) https://abdulformichigan.com/ -- Abdul El-Sayed for Michigan: "I am running for Governor because I believe we will come together right now because of our shared future. I appreciate you, Abdul El-Sayed. Learn..."
10:43 AM <Delimia> I don't trust the name "abdul"
10:44 AM <technonerd> Fwds from grandpa
10:44 AM <hlve> wat
10:44 AM <technonerd> The email said not to vote for him
10:44 AM <insecurity> https://imgur.com/gallery/1XsxgVS
10:44 AM <insecurity> .g hi
10:44 AM <•reddit-bot> (insecurity) http://www.dictionary.com/browse/hi -- Hi | Define Hi at Dictionary.com: "Hi definition, (used as an exclamation of greeting); hello! See more."
10:44 AM <insecurity> ...
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10:46 AM <ErrGnomeOus> gobble gobble
10:47 AM <hlve> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y5A4paFOb4
10:47 AM <•reddit-bot> (hlve) Logan Paul - Outta My Hair [Official Music Video] - length 3m 37s - 1,116,281 likes, 116,223 dislikes (90.6%) - 22,689,770 views - Logan Paul Vlogs on 2017.10.15
10:47 AM <hlve> Hi'
10:48 AM <ErrGnomeOus> s/'/gh
10:48 AM <•reddit-bot> Correction, <hlve> High
10:48 AM <ErrGnomeOus> wow, that's horrible, hlve
10:48 AM <ErrGnomeOus> who is this fgt
10:48 AM <Delimia> ITS EVERY DAY PRHBOA
10:48 AM <ErrGnomeOus> jlmao
10:49 AM <Delimia> watch your language
10:49 AM <Delimia> thats a slur
10:49 AM <hlve> Delimia is triggered
10:49 AM <Delimia> i don't get triggered
10:49 AM <•reddit-bot> DECAMP TO YOUR ASSIGNED SAFE SPACES IMMEDIATELY
10:49 AM <Delimia> i come from a distant land
10:49 AM <hlve> you just did
10:49 AM <hlve> o_o
10:49 AM <ErrGnomeOus> well this guy is def a fgt
10:49 AM <Delimia> where triggering is law
10:49 AM <hlve> who?
10:49 AM <hlve> logan paul?
10:49 AM <Delimia> i come from the land of #8chan of rizon
10:49 AM <Delimia> fear me
10:50 AM <hlve> there was another troll that came in here once upon a time and said the same exact thing
10:50 AM <hlve> lol
10:50 AM <ErrGnomeOus> i think i watched some youtube clip by h3 about this creepy dude too
10:50 AM <Delimia> h3 <3
10:51 AM <ErrGnomeOus> oh there's more than one of these guys.
10:51 AM <ErrGnomeOus> lol, is this what kids are really watching now on youtube
10:51 AM <ErrGnomeOus> cringy
10:51 AM <technonerd> https://usa.kaspersky.com/about/press-releases/2017_preliminary-results-of-the-internal-investigation-into-alleged-incident-reported-by-us-media
10:51 AM <•reddit-bot> Title:
10:52 AM <technonerd> The backdoor was part of a pirated software package that the worker downloaded and installed. To run the pirated software, he first had to disable the AV
10:52 AM <Delimia> logan is a bit of a fag
10:52 AM <ErrGnomeOus> hlve: is this what you watch in your free time
10:53 AM <Delimia> man this asian girl next to me is hot af
10:53 AM <Delimia> bit scared to talk to her
10:53 AM <deepend> just talk to her fgt
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10:54 AM <technonerd> illegal Microsoft Office activation key generator
10:54 AM <Delimia> why are all asians girls hot
10:54 AM <technonerd> omg ban sud0
10:54 AM <deepend> cause you got yellow fever
10:54 AM <deepend> oh god is this sud0?!
10:54 AM <cromulent> you haven't even seen all asian girls tho
10:54 AM <Delimia> i have not
10:55 AM <Delimia> however the ones i have seen are hot
10:55 AM <Delimia> exept for this one shorty
10:55 AM <Delimia> yayo
10:55 AM <cromulent> so your experience is likely statistically insignificant
10:55 AM <Delimia> lmao i don't know those big words
10:56 AM <justache> https://i.redd.it/04aa47uy5ytz.jpg
10:56 AM <Delimia> heeeey i know sud0!
10:56 AM <Delimia> he is on #8chan a lot
10:56 AM <justache> .btfc
10:56 AM <justache> .btc
10:56 AM <•reddit-bot> (justache) BitStamp // Current: $5,482.30 - High: $5,740.00 - Low: $5,366.00 - Volume: 14,225.44 BTC
10:56 AM <cromulent> sud0 affiliate spotted
10:57 AM <cromulent> EXTERMINATE
10:57 AM <cromulent> EXTERMINATE
10:57 AM <Delimia> stop it
10:57 AM <deepend> b&
10:57 AM <Delimia> h-he is just a f-friend i promise
10:57 AM <deepend> ಠ_ಠ
10:57 AM <deepend> i.. don't belive you
10:57 AM <Delimia> w-we don't do anything...
10:57 AM <Delimia> just talk
10:58 AM <SeferYetzirah> why would you admit you chat on an 8-chan
10:58 AM <SeferYetzirah> thats def the wrong message
10:58 AM <Delimia> you act like i need to keep that a secret
10:58 AM <SeferYetzirah> clearly you dont interact with people offline often
10:59 AM <SeferYetzirah> go espouse your 8chan nonsense elsewhere
10:59 AM <Delimia> True
10:59 AM <SeferYetzirah> im in favor of a ban
10:59 AM <Delimia> no please
10:59 AM <Delimia> I didn't even do anything
11:00 AM <deepend> in class. sitting next to asian cutie. talks to irc instead
11:00 AM <deepend> what
11:00 AM <deepend> the
11:00 AM <deepend> fuck
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11:00 AM <Delimia> im shy
11:00 AM <deepend> s/shy/a little bitch
11:00 AM <•reddit-bot> Correction, <Delimia> im a little bitch
11:00 AM <technonerd> You don't make friends if you don't try
11:00 AM <SeferYetzirah> a beta
11:00 AM <SeferYetzirah> is what this fella is
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11:00 AM <Delimia> n-no
11:00 AM <deepend> i'm gonna ban you if you don't get her digits Delimia
11:00 AM <Delimia> only n-normies are betas
11:00 AM <Delimia> im n-not a normie
11:01 AM <cromulent> only a normie wouldn't get those digits
11:01 AM <Delimia> Only channers can say normie sorry
11:01 AM <SeferYetzirah> what is wrong with this person
11:02 AM <Delimia> im just shy ok
11:02 AM <deepend> everything
11:02 AM <Delimia> whats wrong with u
11:02 AM <Delimia> accusing me of being sud0
11:02 AM <Delimia> making fun of me
11:02 AM <Delimia> for being nervous
11:06 AM <DeliriumTremens> reee ban evasion
11:06 AM <•reddit-bot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWlGINv5Bic
11:06 AM <Delimia> ive saID IM NOT SUD0 LIKE 10 TIMES OK
11:07 AM <Delimia> STFU DELIRIUMTREMENS BITCH
11:07 AM <Delimia> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
11:07 AM <Delimia> 1 MAR WORD N ILL IGNORE U OK
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11:07 AM <Delimia> yee silence
11:07 AM <mpeafree> sud0?
11:07 AM <mpeafree> why are you here?
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11:08 AM <Delimia> i am delimia
11:08 AM <mpeafree> ok
New messages since you tabbed out
11:08 AM <DeliriumTremens> delimi0
11:08 AM <mpeafree> some kinda eyetalian scran
11:08 AM <justache> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV2BfjkP6fU&feature=youtu.be
11:08 AM <•reddit-bot> (justache) Bride Can't Stop Laughing During Wedding Vows - length 2m 24s - 3,763 likes, 190 dislikes (95.2%) - 1,106,235 views - BestWeddingDances on 2009.09.08
11:08 AM •deepend was opped (+o) by •ChanServ
11:08 AM ← Delimia left (uid251518@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-sbbfxcukvrkjtcdv): requested by deepend (Delimia)
11:08 AM <Delimia> no