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- April [For] Fool's
- April fools! Such a stupid day. I never fell for any of those stupid pranks, well ever since I grew up. So why am I talking about April Fools? Well, this wasn't a regular April's 1st, no not at all. It was a pretty normal morning, I slept in, as per usual, and I was running late for college. My mum always made some corny April Fools joke before I left the house. Since she's my mum, I hid the disappointment behind a chuckle. I was never considered a fun guy, I didn't really like jokes, I didn't like seasonal holidays, it just wasn't my thing, and April Fool's day was not excluded. I kept to my self at college, I was there to work, not make friends I told myself, though I knew I couldn't make any regardless. People always thought I was mysterious and cool, and they thought I was a drug dealer because how messed up my eyes were and how I acted strangely, but I was just a boring young man who couldn't sleep. I didn't do much in my free time, though I did have an interest in geography at high school. That interest lead me to the joy that is seismology. Seismology? What is that you may be thinking? Well, since I am clearly a professional, let me explain. Seismology is the study of earthquakes. I know what you're thinking. Why would anyone enjoy studying earthquakes? Geography wasn't the only reason I got interested in seismology. I actually experienced an earthquake when I was a young boy, and though it was scary, I wanted to find out why the ground shook like that, and so geography was the gateway to finding my passion. Our country was close to a tectonic plate, though it has been over a decade since we had an earthquake. Every day I'd check my Richter scale on my desk just in case. I'm not going to lie when I say I sort of hoped we'd get one. I wanted to be the random young boy who saved lives by alerting everyone ahead of time. But this was not the day I would have ever hoped there'd be one. No, this happened on the worst possible day.
- My eyelids peeled themselves open as I looked at the dull ceiling above me. I guess it's just another boring day. I wiped the sleepiness out of my tired eyes as I rose up and glanced over to my alarm. "Huh, I am actually awake at the right time," I thought. I looked at my Richter scale like I did every morning, only to realize that it's broken. I spent so much money on that only for it to break. Well since I have all this time, I guess I can fix it. Sleepily, I went over to my desk, sat on my chair, and examined it, but the only problem was that I couldn't find the problem? Nothing seemed out of place, but it was showing what looked like seismic activity. Then I tried turning it on and off again to see if that'd do the trick. I hit flipped the switch off and then immediately back on. The readings were the same. Hmm, maybe it wasn't broken? Wait, was this the day I had been waiting for? Was this the day I would become a national hero for saving lives? My heart started to beat even faster, I could feel the adrenaline pumping through my body and coursing through my veins..
- "Mom! There's a massive earthquake about to happen!"
- "Sweetie, you really think that one would work? Hahaha, good one."
- "Mom, what do you mean? I am not kidding."
- I glanced back at the scale to confirm I wasn't daydreaming.
- "Oh, while you're at it, I'm not your real mother, haha."
- "Mom, why are you acting so weird? I'm not kidding around."
- "Oh, yes, and this 'earthquake' just so happens to be on April first. Sure..." she said sarcastically.
- I grabbed my mobile and turned it on. 'April 1st, 2019,' it read. Oh no. Oh no! She thought I was pulling a joke but this time I'm serious.
- "Mom this is not a joke, you have to believe me!"
- "I believe you..."
- It was no use. I had to get to school and tell the science teachers, they'd believe me. I quickly snapped a picture of my Richter Scale and quickly got dress. Before I could even eat, I rushed out the door.
- "Bye Mum!"
- "But, dear, I didn't get to tell you min-"
- I was panting like a dog. I don't think I had ever gotten to school this early before. It was empty, just like a ghost town. I looked at the clock at the entrance. It was 7:14 AM. Perfect! The teachers would be present so I could tell them what was going on. I rushed to the science department and burst through the doors of the one science teacher I knew I could trust.
- "Mr. Young!" I shouted, whilst bending over with my hands on knees to catch my breath.
- "Surprised to see your face this early, haha. What's the issue?"
- "Mr. Young, my Richter Scale..."
- "What about it?"
- "There's going to be an earthquake sir, I am serious!"
- "Oh, yes, and do you have any proof of this mysterious 'earthquake?'" he said with a smirk on his face.
- "Yes! Yes I do, sir."
- I grabbed my phone out my back pocket and quickly scrolled through the gallery to find the picture.
- "Here, sir," I said as I ran over and handed the phone to him. He put his glasses on and sat down, glaring at the photo intensely.
- "Wow," he said.
- "Yes sir, I know, I am as shocked as you are. My mum didn't believe me so I came straight to you. What are we going to do? What are w-"
- "Wow, the fact that you would go to such lengths to pull a such a well-crafted joke on me, well done. Very well done!"
- "No, sir!" I cried out.
- "Calm down. I get it, you wanted to get me, and I appreciate the effort."
- Out of all 365 days in the year, today was the day I had finally gotten signs of an earthquake and not a small one but a major one, yet no one believed me. I had to find someone outside of school, someone that had found the same information. I headed to the office to ask to leave.
- "I need to leave, now, there is going to be a massive earthquake, I need to get help. "
- "Yeah sure, just leave." the office lady said.
- "Thank you so much, I appreciate it."
- "April fools! Get back to class, you skipper."
- "I'm telling the truth, please!"
- "Do you know that it's illegal to skip school without a valid reason, and we can get the cops here at any moment?"
- As much as I wanted to tell someone, I knew sitting in a prison cell for something as stupid as leaving school wasn't going to be any better, so I reluctantly went back to class. I only had a couple of classes today, so it'd be no time before I could get out.
- In physics, I couldn't even work. All I was thinking about was the ground beginning to shake at any moment. Then, suddenly I felt it. The vibrations began as the ground began to shake. I lifted my head out of my arms and jumped under my desk.
- "Hah! Look at him hiding."
- Oh, the apparently we were studying sound waves and one of the boys thought it'd be funny to put the soundbox up to maximum to make the ground vibrate.
- "Very funny, dude."
- "Haha! Earthquake Boy is paranoid."
- "Shut up dude, and turn that damn thing off!"
- I slouched my head back into my arms and began drifting off again, waiting for school to end. The ground started shaking once again. This guy thinks he's funny, doesn't he?
- "Dude, turn the thing off! We get it, you're funny."
- I looked over, but the soundbox was unplugged.
- "I did. That isn't me."
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