How to get fat fast

How to get fat fast

Hardly get any sleep
Don't drink water, drink lots of milk instead
Put as much sugar as you can in things, and eat things with a lot of sugar
Eat a Lot:

This sounds much easier than it really is. Whatever you’re eating now, you should probably double it. If you eat three meals a day, instead eat six. You need to be eating every 2-3 hours, and each meal needs to be the size of a normal meal. This is going to be difficult for a few weeks because you’ll often have to force yourself to eat even when you’re not hungry.
Skip meals
Eat as often as possible
Eat food with high calories
Foremost, double the intake of protein in your daily diet.
Protein, fat, carbohydrates, fibre content, vitamins and minerals intake can only increase your weight
Divide your meal into 5 small meals at frequent intervals every day.
Potato chips, cheese items, boiled items, oil content foods, pizzas, and burgers will play a major role in increasing the weight to greater extent.
Consume Primarily Fast Food and Convenience Food Items
Avoid Exercise at All Costs

Eat at least three ice creams a day: Ice creams have lots of calories that help you put on some extra kilos in your tummy. One serve of ice cream contain just over 200 calories. Three times a day makes it 600 calories, that is equal to 100 grams of body weight. So you will put on 3 kg in a month.
Eat cake and biscuits between meals
Never do exercise: Doing exercise will burn off your fat.