Transcript for House of Commons meeting on 07-22-11

Legion:	I declare this session opened
GC votes for nibbles
GC:	as long as im on your staff
GC:	>:O
The Masked One:	*confetti falls from the roof*
Nibbles:	lol..
Legion:	we can debate for at least 10 minutes
The Masked One:	K
Legion:	anything you want debate?
Nibbles:	debate on DD to kick him off
Legion:	ORDER!
Karate.Master:	?
Legion:	ORDER!
The Masked One:	Debate on how wobbly this table is
Nibbles:	lmao
Karate.Master:	lol
The Masked One:	*the table falls over*
Legion:	you're wobbly head, TMO
Nibbles:	i debate on GC- he needs to bring KFC for this meeting
The Masked One:	:|
Legion:	seconded, Nibs
Karate.Master:	lol
Legion:	MORE CHICKENS
The Masked One:	Lets debate on what to debate on
Nibbles:	GC ur my slave
Nibbles:	go run
Nibbles:	get some
Nibbles:	debate on moi.
GC:	o-o
Legion:	'GC GO GET SOME
GC:	uhh
GC:	NIBBLES FOR GOVERNOR
GC brings nibbles a beer
Nibbles gets into biniki and stands on the table
The Masked One:	Denied
GC:	WOO
GC throws money
Legion:	BEER
The Masked One looks away
GC:	^gay
Legion:	lol TMO is such a prude
The Masked One:	CHRISTIAN HERE
Legion:	PRUDE
Nibbles:	lol
The Masked One:	:|
GC:	now dance
The Masked One:	Shaddup Peg leg Legion
Legion:	dance and strip?
Legion:	:L
Nibbles:	i didnt add the seqs to this
GC:	:(
Legion:	sux
Legion:	GC can be the stripper
Legion:	:L
GC:	na
Nibbles:	not all the cool ones
The Masked One:	This is the most unofficial official debate
GC:	NIBBLES FOR GOV
Arnold NYC:	Nibs for governor again!
The Masked One:	Perhaps we should come back after legion pisses on a table, and gets a migrain
Legion:	NIPPLES FOR GOVERNOR
Legion:	er
Nibbles:	lolol
GC:	legion
Karate.Master:	ll
Karate.Master:	lol
Legion:	wat
GC:	you broke the law
Arnold NYC:	erm
GC:	broke the nibbles act
Legion:	but I have parlimentary privilege
The Masked One:	XD
Legion:	:v
The Masked One:	Legion broke the law
GC:	denied
GC:	OFFICER TOM
Nibbles:	okayy im ready to proceed with the meeting
The Masked One:	Alright
The Masked One:	Nibbles, mind putting a coat on?
Legion:	NO
Legion:	feck off TMO
Nibbles:	yes i mind
Legion:	her parliamentary privilege allow her to be like this
GC:	why
Legion:	;D
Karate.Master:	lol
GC:	better view than everyone else
The Masked One:	Bull****
GC:	:|
Nibbles dances around TMO and bumps into him
Legion:	ORDER
Legion:	ORDER
The Masked One pushes Nibbles away
Legion:	TMO, watch your mouth
Legion:	this is the meeting and you will not say it again
The Masked One:	Im allowed to be christian
Legion:	or I will suspend you
The Masked One:	k
Nibbles sniffs TMOS hair *sighssssssss* ;) hes soo dreammy
Legion:	2 mins left until debate ends
GC:	oOoOo
Nibbles grabs TMOs butt
GC claps from audience
The Masked One:	O_o
Karate.Master offers Nibbles some candy dotdotdots
The Masked One jumps into the air
Karate.Master:	...
Nibbles licks KM instead of the candy dots
The Masked One:	Hmm
Nibbles:	good god, your sweeter than dots.
Legion grabs Nibs butt
Legion:	:x
Nibbles:	;)
The Masked One:	Legion, what about a law against gay marriage
Nibbles:	perhaps.....threeesomeee?
Legion:	um
GC:	its getting hot in here..
Nibbles looks at KM and TMO
Karate.Master:	:|
The Masked One:	:|
Arnold NYC:	this is.....one...crazy meeting! :D XD
The Masked One:	Arnold
Nibbles:	rawwrrr...<3
Karate.Master:	I move TMO be banned for no reason
The Masked One:	you should see the actual House of Lords
Karate.Master:	lolz
GC:	its always fun when nibbles is around
Legion:	TMO that law was already passed
Nibbles puurrrssssssss
The Masked One:	O
The Masked One:	What about
Legion:	Marriage Act 	An Act to restrict marriage to those of opposite sex within territories of Palmshire. http://wiki.activeworlds.com/index.php?title=List_of_Acts_of_the_Parliament_of_Palmshire,_2010%E2%80%932019
Nibbles:	ill be your domaintrix for the night <3
GC:	LOL
Nibbles slaps KM, get down
Legion:	sounds hot
Legion:	oops
Karate.Master:	yes mistress
The Masked One:	Erm
Legion:	2 mins passed
Legion:	the debate ends
The Masked One:	:|
Legion:	okay
The Masked One:	What a suckish debate.
Legion:	time for votes
Nibbles puts my heel on TMO's body, suck it ;)
The Masked One:	OH PHEW
The Masked One:	O_O
Arnold NYC:	yes TMO?
The Masked One pushes the heel away
GC:	:o
The Masked One:	Sorry nibs but your not my type.
Nibbles:	your fired.
The Masked One:	:|
Legion:	Appropriations Act bill for sustaining the government. This bill is considered motion of confidence and must be passed for the government to retain the confidence of the Parliament, especially that of the House of Lords. Submitted to the agenda by Lord
Legion:	Metaville (Bach Zhaa), the Chancellor of the Exchequer and Home Secretary.
Nibbles:	okay okay *behaves now*
GC:	are you saying she is UGLY?!
GC:	denied
Legion:	Anyone second this bill?
The Masked One:	Wait whats it do again O-o
Legion:	it's budget, TMO
The Masked One:	Oh
The Masked One:	Secounded.
Nibbles:	0.01
Legion:	TMO has seconded. anyone thrid?
Nibbles:	third
Legion:	motion passed
Legion:	I vote nay
GC:	nay
Arnold NYC:	nay
GC:	XD
Legion:	up yours GC
The Masked One:	Aye aye, captain!
Nibbles:	nay
The Masked One:	...
Legion:	KM?
Karate.Master:	what?
Legion:	vote
Karate.Master:	on what?
Nibbles:	lol
GC:	no legion
GC:	nasty
Karate.Master:	I was sorta half afk
The Masked One:	To put in a budget or not
Legion:	oh lawl you're like agent shawn
The Masked One:	say Aye
Arnold NYC:	or nay
Nibbles:	SHAWNNN
The Masked One:	Just say aye and everything will be fine.
Karate.Master:	infinite budget!
Karate.Master:	xD
Karate.Master:	aye then
Legion:	um
Legion:	it's a tie
Nibbles:	failed
Karate.Master:	:|
 [Zeus]:	"x00ki" has left the the #world channel.
GC:	FAILURE
Nibbles:	and no governor here
Legion:	as the Speaker, I cast tie breaking vote
Nibbles:	lame
Legion:	so I vote nay
GC:	W00T
Legion:	bill failed to pass
Nibbles:	oooiiii
 [Zeus]:	"x00ki" has joined the #world channel.
Arnold NYC:	WOO
GC:	RIP DD
Arnold NYC:	DD is in San Andreas
Karate.Master:	^qc
 [Zeus]:	Karate.Master has quit #world
Legion:	next bill
Karate.Master:	lol
Nibbles:	im in Vice City - bttf
Legion:	Attainder of Mandy Act bill, if passed, will mandate confiscation of all of said person's property within bounds of Palmshire and to also deprive the said person of right to stand as candidate for a parliamentary seat in House of Commons as well to forbid
Legion:	said person's appointment to any royal offices or peerage creation. Submitted by the Lord Arcadia, the Governor and Lord President of the Council.
Nibbles:	second
Legion:	Nibs has seconded
Legion:	anyone thirded?
The Masked One:	Third
GC:	4tj
Legion:	motion passed
Nibbles:	aye
Legion:	abstain
Arnold NYC:	aye
The Masked One:	aye
Nibbles:	many=andy s
Legion:	KM vote
Nibbles:	mandy*
Karate.Master:	1 sec
Nibbles:	>:|
The Masked One:	Hmm
Legion:	slowww..
The Masked One raises hand
The Masked One:	Mr. Legion
Legion:	yes?
Karate.Master:	no clue
Nibbles:	...
Legion:	KM has abstained
The Masked One:	Can i suggest a bill banning Lord Washington from Woodsville land?
Legion:	bill passed
Legion:	wait until agenda is exhausted, TMO
The Masked One:	Alright.
Nibbles:	CMON
Karate.Master:	who's Lord Washington again?
Legion:	Eric John
The Masked One:	Eric John Pajo
Karate.Master:	oh ya
Legion:	okay next bill up
Karate.Master:	lol
Legion:	Floppy Heads Act bill that, if passed, will impose fine of 10 Palmshire dollars as the penalty for violators if one not of Canadian origin spoke Canadian. Submitted by the Lord Arcadia, the Leader of the Palmshire Communist Party.
Legion:	anyone  seconded?
Karate.Master:	xD
The Masked One:	Nay.
Nibbles:	no
Arnold NYC:	no
Karate.Master:	nay
Legion:	okay
The Masked One:	Lolz, its going straight into the bin
The Masked One:	Btw
Legion:	going once
Nibbles:	lulz
Legion:	going twice
Legion:	going once
Legion:	going twice
The Masked One:	Whats the conversion rate for Palmshire Dollar to Woodloons?
Legion:	bill failed to pass
Arnold NYC:	yes!
Karate.Master:	currency exchange rate?
The Masked One:	Yeah
Karate.Master:	dunno
The Masked One:	I didnt know Palmshire already had its own currency
Karate.Master:	me neither
The Masked One pulls out iPhone
Legion:	no such thing. Palmshire Dollar is also used in Woodsville because it's part of Palmshire too
Legion:	okay
The Masked One:	So conversion rate is equal?
Karate.Master:	:|
Legion:	guess so
Legion:	anyway
The Masked One:	1 Woodloon = 1 Palmshire dollar
Nibbles:	okm move on
Arnold NYC:	 yes sir
Nibbles:	ok-
Arnold NYC:	lets move on kids
Nibbles:	^
Legion:	that's all bills from government. Now bills from the Opposition
Legion:	Representation of the People Act bill that, if passed, would add two new seats in the House of Commons, one for Borough of Cypress Hollow & Rockford and one for Borough of Stirling & Dublin. Submitted by the Duke of Rockford (Legion), a Tory member.
Karate.Master:	1 woodloon = 1 counterfeit Palmshire Dollar
Karate.Master:	lol
Nibbles:	second
Legion:	Nibs has 2nd
Legion:	anyone 3rd?
Arnold NYC:	third
Legion:	motion passed
Nibbles:	aye
Legion:	aye
Arnold NYC:	aye
The Masked One:	aye
Legion:	KM and TMO vote
Arnold NYC:	KM?
Legion:	HURRY
Karate.Master:	um...
Nibbles:	KM needs to get kick out of this meeting
Legion:	:|
GC:	ay
GC:	e
Karate.Master:	I'm thinking
Legion:	do I need to repeat the bill, KM/
Karate.Master:	lol
Legion:	lol
Karate.Master:	plz
Legion:	Representation of the People Act bill that, if passed, would add two new seats in the House of Commons, one for Borough of Cypress Hollow & Rockford and one for Borough of Stirling & Dublin. Submitted by the Duke of Rockford (Legion), a Tory member.
Karate.Master:	what are the current votes?
Nibbles:	............
Legion:	4 for
Legion:	no nays
Karate.Master:	aye then
Legion:	bill passed
Karate.Master:	lolz
GC:	hay
The Masked One:	Bill passed
The Masked One:	=3
Legion:	next bill
Legion:	Parliament Act bill that, if passed, will raise maximum cap on number of bills a member can submit to the agenda from current two to four. Submitted by the Duke of Rockford.
Nibbles:	no
Legion:	anyone 2nd?
The Masked One:	Seconded
Legion:	TMO has 2nd
Legion:	anyone 3rd?
Karate.Master:	nay
Arnold NYC:	third
Legion:	motion passed
Nibbles:	nay
Legion:	aye
The Masked One:	aye
Arnold NYC:	aye
Nibbles:	-_-
Legion:	KM vote
Arnold NYC:	km
GC:	aye
Karate.Master:	I already voted
Karate.Master:	:|
Karate.Master:	I was the first to vote
Legion:	oh you voted before motion passed
Nibbles:	yu have to go after motion passed
Legion:	lulz
The Masked One:	Km
The Masked One:	Vote again
Karate.Master:	fine
Karate.Master:	nay
Karate.Master:	xD
Nibbles:	ugh great more bills
Nibbles:	more paperwork
Karate.Master:	wot?
The Masked One:	=3 Win
Legion:	ok bill passed but since House of Lords voted against it, it would have to be voted on again in HOuse of Lords
The Masked One:	Lolz
Legion:	if it failed in House of Lords, the bill died
The Masked One:	Keep passing it here, it keeps popping up there XD
Legion:	for good
The Masked One:	:|
The Masked One:	Screw that
MatthewW:	where am i?
GC:	lawds
The Masked One:	In the darkest corner of your dimented brain
Legion:	okay
The Masked One:	a.k.a
Legion:	next bill
Nibbles:	lol sorry matthew
The Masked One:	in with some politics
Legion:	Parliament Salary Act bill that, if passed, will establish $100 pay raise for all members of the Parliament, in both Houses of Commons and Lords. Submitted by the Duke of Cypress Hollow (GC), the leader of the Whigs.
Arnold NYC:	O_O big papers
The Masked One:	Seconded
Nibbles:	second
Arnold NYC:	third
Nibbles:	third
Legion:	motion passed
Karate.Master:	ditto
Legion:	aye
The Masked One:	=3
GC:	aye
Karate.Master:	lol
Nibbles:	aye
The Masked One:	aye
Arnold NYC:	aye
Karate.Master:	aye
GC:	hay
The Masked One:	Passed.
Legion:	passed
Arnold NYC:	:D
GC:	gas
The Masked One:	=3
Nibbles:	too
Legion:	last bill on agenda
Legion:	Riley Act bill that, if passed, will make [Riley] official cat of Palmshire. Submitted by the Duke of Cypress Hollow.
GC:	k
Nibbles:	second
Arnold NYC:	third
The Masked One:	Who the hell is Riley?
Legion:	motion passed
Legion:	aye
 [Riley]:	MEOW MEOW
Karate.Master:	aye
The Masked One:	O-o
Arnold NYC:	aye
The Masked One:	Nay
Karate.Master:	lol
Nibbles:	aye
Karate.Master:	banana
The Masked One:	nay
The Masked One:	nay
GC:	:O
The Masked One:	nay
GC:	BOO
The Masked One:	=3
The Masked One:	NAY I SAY!
Legion:	bill passed
Karate.Master:	shut up nay-sayer
Karate.Master:	lolz
The Masked One:	:|
GC claps
 [Riley]:	/me purrrsssssssss
Karate.Master:	:|
The Masked One:	/s Bill got cancelled =3
Legion:	that's all bills on agenda. Now anyone have bills not on agenda to introduce?
Arnold NYC:	/s *pets Riley*
The Masked One raises hand
Legion:	/s wrong answer, mcfly
 [Zeus]:	Messsage sent to #world channel (8 users)
Legion:	TMO
Nibbles:	Push GC into Pool Act
Legion:	okay
Legion:	anyone second Nibs bill?
Arnold NYC:	third
GC:	lol
GC:	i thought we already did that
Legion:	Arnold has seconded
Arnold NYC:	i mean seconded lmao
Legion:	no that's Push Nibs into Pool Act you're thinking of GC
Legion:	anyone third?
Nibbles:	cmon vote
Nibbles:	you suckk
The Masked One:	Nay.
GC:	oh
Karate.Master:	thirded
Legion:	(to Karate.Master) say third
Nibbles:	-_-
Legion:	k
Legion:	motion passed
Legion:	aye
Nibbles:	aye
Karate.Master:	lol
Arnold NYC:	aye
Nibbles:	:D
Legion:	KM and TMO vote
Karate.Master:	aye
Legion:	TMO
GC:	>:O
Nibbles:	hhhoooorah
The Masked One:	Nay
Legion:	bill passed
Legion:	TMO has a bill to introduce
Legion:	TMO?
The Masked One:	A bill to ban Lord Washington from entering Woodsville land unauthorized and unnanounced.
Nibbles:	omgomgomg
Legion:	k
Nibbles:	second
Legion:	anyone 3rd?
The Masked One:	Third
Karate.Master:	third
Karate.Master:	:|
Legion:	motion passed
Nibbles:	aye
The Masked One:	Aye
Legion:	abstain
Karate.Master:	aye
Arnold NYC:	aye
 [Zeus]:	"WalkerPopper" has joined the #world channel.
Legion:	bill passed
Nibbles:	i want to introduce another one :P
Legion:	okay
Nibbles: raise the parliament salary to additional 500$
Nibbles:	^_^
GC:	othatd be good
GC:	i need more moneys
Nibbles:	lol
Legion:	okay
GC:	aye
Legion:	anyone second this amendment to Parliament Salary Act?
Arnold NYC:	second
Legion:	anyone third?
Karate.Master:	third
Legion:	motion passed
Karate.Master:	aye
Legion:	aye
Nibbles:	aye
Karate.Master:	lol
Legion:	TMO and Arnold vote
Arnold NYC:	aye
Legion:	TMO, as always, the last to vote
Legion:	:L
Legion:	VOTE
Nibbles:	okay im done. :P   but i wanna be governor !!!! >:O
GC:	k
GC:	second
Legion:	TMO
Legion:	TMOOOOOOOOOOO
Legion:	vote
Arnold NYC:	TMO!!!!!
Legion:	btw Nibs
Nibbles:	tmo
Nibbles:	k
Nibbles:	ya leg?
Legion:	I'm in steam chat with DD and I'M gonna ask him if he wishes to resign or call election
Nibbles:	lol
Legion:	because his budget failed to pass
Nibbles:	:D
GC:	nib
Nibbles:	will
GC:	hi
Nibbles:	will
GC:	lolz
Legion:	okay
GC:	karate
GC:	grindin on nibbles
Legion:	we'll mark this up as abstain for TMO
Legion:	bill passed
Nibbles:	kkkkkkk
Legion:	any more bills?
Nibbles:	yay
Nibbles:	no
Arnold NYC:	nope
Karate.Master:	xD
GC:	k
Legion:	okay
Legion:	time
Legion:	to
Nibbles:	GOVERNOR
Legion:	set time and date for next meeting
GC:	date eh
Legion:	date with GC
Legion:	:L
Nibbles:	ewe
GC:	lolol
The Masked One:	Back
The Masked One:	AYE
Arnold NYC:	wb
Nibbles:	afk
Arnold NYC:	hb
Legion:	DD is being noncommital on whether to resign or call general election
Legion:	:|
Nibbles:	any date/time is fine
The Masked One woz having shower
GC:	fire him
Legion:	okay
Legion:	DD want to call election
The Masked One:	I would preffer on a Friday or saturday VRT
Legion:	if he doesn't win majority in next election, then he's out
(whisper from) GC:	call an erection?
(whisper from) GC:	XD
The Masked One:	if a saturday, after 3:30 AM VRT
Arnold NYC:	Nibs for Governor!
Legion:	Election will be held in August
GC:	AM?!
GC:	no
The Masked One:	AM
GC:	have election now
Legion:	okay then
Legion:	Election will begin tomorrow and ends on August 1
Legion:	okay
Legion:	time and date for august meeting plz
Arnold NYC:	k
Legion:	any suggestions?
The Masked One:	Hm
The Masked One:	Give me a moment
GC:	i sell cocaine and cocaine accessories
Karate.Master:	lol
Legion:	any time and date?
GC:	and propane
The Masked One:	I would preffer on a Friday Afternoon
Karate.Master:	same
Legion:	okay friday
Legion:	what time?
Karate.Master:	well...
Arnold NYC:	Friday is good
The Masked One:	Aroundabout now
Karate.Master:	same time of the night
Arnold NYC:	hmm 8pm VRT maybe?
Legion:	GC, when is first AWTeen meeting on August?
GC:	Uhh
GC checks calender
Karate.Master:	hmmm...no
Karate.Master:	9pm
The Masked One:	Friday 12th, 11:30 PM VRT
 [Zeus]:	"angel" has joined the #world channel.
GC:	aug 12
The Masked One:	I would be able to make that easily
GC:	NO
GC:	aug 11
GC:	is awteen meeting
Karate.Master:	9pm VRT
Legion:	okay
Karate.Master:	...
Karate.Master:	idk
The Masked One:	We could set the House of Commons meeting to the date and time i listed
Arnold NYC:	9pm VRT
The Masked One:	Nay
The Masked One:	Thats 8:30 AM for me
Legion:	so two meetings in August for AWTeen would be 11 and 25.  maybe hold house of commons meeting on 26?
Arnold NYC:	yes
Arnold NYC:	26th is on a friday right?
The Masked One:	yes
The Masked One:	Aye
Legion:	yes
The Masked One:	26th
Arnold NYC:	k good
The Masked One:	All against?
Legion:	okay 11PM VRT at August 26th
Legion:	sounds okay?
GC:	k
The Masked One:	Yup
Arnold NYC:	k...
The Masked One:	Shall we be meeting here again, or somewhere else?
Legion:	here for now
Legion:	I haven't built house of commons chamber elsewhere yet
Legion:	:|
The Masked One:	I could
The Masked One:	In Woodsville, Lower or Upper or both
Legion:	no
Legion:	feck off
The Masked One:	:|
Legion:	anyway
Legion:	time and date has been agreed upon
Legion:	anything else?
Arnold NYC:	no
The Masked One:	Yes
Arnold NYC:	we're good
The Masked One:	specific seating arrangements?
Legion:	well
Arnold NYC:	brb
 [Zeus]:	GC has left the the #world channel.
The Masked One:	Seats reserved for us
 [Zeus]:	Gordon E. has joined the #world channel.
The Masked One:	So we know where the hell to sit
Legion:	you sits on opposition bench but if your party wins majority in the commons, you can go over to government bench
Legion:	anyway
The Masked One:	Hm
Legion:	that's all
Legion:	I declare this session adjourned