Gassy Gardevoir

It was always a good day to see Gardevoir farting but Pikachu and Lucario weren't exactly big fans of it.
"How long are you going to keep breaking wind?" Lucario asked calmly while doing some poses to increase his aura power.
Gardevoir was fanning away her psychic powered fairy flatulence. "Oh I feel like I could keep going all day!"
Pikachu frowned while trying to suck on his ketchup bottle. "You really aren't going to stop, are you?"
"Not forseeable anyway!" Gardevoir calmly responded for her eyes widened due to her enormous methane release becoming deeper in pitched. "Ooh those Pokebeans sure are doing a number on me!"
Pikachu and Lucario looked at each other and sighed together in disappointment.
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It was a slow day at the Pizza Hut and something was gonna change.

"Vector can I ask you why we are forced to be going over here?" Silver questioned since he and his crocodile boss were standing in front of a warp holding boxes filled with pizza.

"Because no matter the destination we have to check to see which places will crave pizza!" Vector laughed heartily.

"...But doesn't it feel wrong that we're the only ones here?"

"I'm not exactly seeing where you're going with this...!"

"Look around us man!" Silver shouted while grabbing the nearby slice of pizza lying around and eating it. "It's empty in the restaurant and we're the only ones present! Don't you find that odd?"

"Particularly when you make it sound like that." Vector murmured while rubbing his chin and nodding his head. "But I'm not 1 to take down for a challenge."

So off did they go into the warp, going through an ocean chased by a shark, to a realm where they delivered hot fresh pizza to living playing cards, to having deals with a bunch of falling Tetris blocks. Needless to say it was quite interesting!