neckbeard

TheOxAndMoon: heyyyy
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Howdy :3
TheOxAndMoon: sup
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Uh, starting another "casual" match. How about you?
TheOxAndMoon: matchmaking
TheOxAndMoon: i'm a medic main so i'm really appreciated there :)
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Is that why you guys ate shat last game?
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Because you weren't medic?
TheOxAndMoon: nah
TheOxAndMoon: i wasn't trying
TheOxAndMoon: just a pub
TheOxAndMoon: w:)
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Maybe we could play together again before I go to bed. :3
TheOxAndMoon: sure!
TheOxAndMoon: i have to finish this match though
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I just started one, too. :-\
TheOxAndMoon: it'll be okay
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I hope so.
TheOxAndMoon: still playing :(
TheOxAndMoon: is that you in your profile pic?
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I don't have all friggin night.
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Yeah, why?
TheOxAndMoon: i like the pic
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Uh, thanks? :S
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
TheOxAndMoon: how are you
TheOxAndMoon: ;)
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Just friggin' horrible.
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I suck tonight. :\
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I think I'm nervous because I'm playing with a girl
TheOxAndMoon: I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET THAT ACHIEVEMENT FOR SO LONG
TheOxAndMoon: <33333333
TheOxAndMoon: the scout one
TheOxAndMoon: thank you :)
TheOxAndMoon: is there any way i can make you... less nervous??
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: What..what achievement is it?
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Unlocked Jul 10 @ 11:15pm
You'll Feel A Little Prick
Assist in killing 3 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Scout.
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Nice job! LOL!
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: And I don't know. :\
TheOxAndMoon: maybe we could figure something out... ;)
TheOxAndMoon: you got an achievement too!!
TheOxAndMoon: :)
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I...I did?
TheOxAndMoon: yep!
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Oh I did!
TheOxAndMoon: doctoring the ball
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: It was the scout version of what you had.
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Weird how I got it so late. ;\
TheOxAndMoon: haha yay
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
TheOxAndMoon: we won!
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Want to do another? :3
TheOxAndMoon: no
TheOxAndMoon: i have class tomorrow morning
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: School is out.
TheOxAndMoon: i'm taking summer classes
TheOxAndMoon: i'm double majoring
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: What the shit?
TheOxAndMoon: in engineering and music
TheOxAndMoon: so i'm taking summer classes so i don't have to be in school as long
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: You could be my trophy wife. ;-3
TheOxAndMoon: how bigs your dick
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: What the crap?
TheOxAndMoon: hey before we talk about marriage i gotta know some stuff first ;D
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I thought size didn't matter. :-\
TheOxAndMoon: maybe you should just show me
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: :\
TheOxAndMoon: i won't judge honey
TheOxAndMoon: just playing with you
TheOxAndMoon: <3
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I'd keep you up all night! LOL!
TheOxAndMoon: it would be worth it ;)
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Uh, why?
TheOxAndMoon: i bet it's a great size
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: It's a "stump."
TheOxAndMoon: that's okay
TheOxAndMoon: i don't mind
TheOxAndMoon: you're a sweetheart
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: It's about the motion of the "ocean" not the size of the "log"
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Ya know?
TheOxAndMoon: exactly!
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
TheOxAndMoon: maybe
TheOxAndMoon: if you show yours
TheOxAndMoon: i'll show something of mine...
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: What the hell?
TheOxAndMoon: sorry :(
TheOxAndMoon: it's been a while
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I've never seen a real girl naked before.
TheOxAndMoon: no one likes a girl who plays tf2
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: What?
TheOxAndMoon: no one i know wants to do anything with me because i am a nerdy girl :(
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I don't know what to do with a girl in the first place. :\
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Sorry!
TheOxAndMoon: you wanna hear what you do with a naked girl
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I could google it, it's okay.
TheOxAndMoon: okayyyyy
TheOxAndMoon: :/
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: What?
TheOxAndMoon: i'm just in the mood
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Great, I fucked up another friendship!
TheOxAndMoon: no no!
TheOxAndMoon: it's okay!
TheOxAndMoon: I still like you!
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: What mood? Huh?
TheOxAndMoon: i'm horny, dude
TheOxAndMoon: no need to sugarcoat it <3
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Oh...
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I've never had a girl tell me that.
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: (What am I supposed to do?)
TheOxAndMoon: what are you supposed to do now? or when i'm naked in front of you?
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Uh, both? >.<
TheOxAndMoon: well
TheOxAndMoon: i love having my pussy licked
TheOxAndMoon: so do that
TheOxAndMoon: i love having my boobs rubbed
TheOxAndMoon: and my nipples!
TheOxAndMoon: just roll them around in your fingers :3
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I would if I could :\
TheOxAndMoon: are you sure i can't see your cock :(
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I can't even play straight right now...I'm all...distrated.
TheOxAndMoon: touch your dick
TheOxAndMoon: i bet it's nice and hard for me
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Are you a psycic? LOL
TheOxAndMoon: i know what a man wants
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: psychic* Or however the crap you spell it :\
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I just want a girl who won't hurt me.
TheOxAndMoon: dude i can't do this anymore
TheOxAndMoon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-SOOOw2ytQ
TheOxAndMoon: i like the vid you got the pic from though
TheOxAndMoon: very convincing
TheOxAndMoon: lmao
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Apparently being a vlogger makes me a "liar."
TheOxAndMoon: nigga you ain't uploaded in four years
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: That's not my profile.
TheOxAndMoon: you're a good troll
TheOxAndMoon: i appreciate the effort
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQvXUH9ntNwdySxZlfnq_sA
TheOxAndMoon: for a while i thought you were this dumb :(
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I'm not trolling. :\
TheOxAndMoon: OH MY GOD
TheOxAndMoon: NO
TheOxAndMoon: YOU'RE KIDDING
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Huh?
TheOxAndMoon: you are the greatest person i've ever met in this game
TheOxAndMoon: dude o
TheOxAndMoon: dude
TheOxAndMoon: if you're really this guy
TheOxAndMoon: just upload a video soon talking about us
TheOxAndMoon: and our chat
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I am "this guy"
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I'll try, tomorrow.
TheOxAndMoon: okay
TheOxAndMoon: i just don't want to meet a liar
TheOxAndMoon: :(
TheOxAndMoon: my pussy isn't for liars
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I'm not a friggin' liar!
TheOxAndMoon: send me a pic of you
TheOxAndMoon: please babe
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: http://i.imgur.com/7ItC47j.jpg
TheOxAndMoon: :)
TheOxAndMoon: i knew you were real
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Huh?
TheOxAndMoon: a real person
TheOxAndMoon: so many people are fake online
TheOxAndMoon: it's really you
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Uh, thanks?
TheOxAndMoon: i guess i owe you a pic
TheOxAndMoon: ???
TheOxAndMoon: if you want
TheOxAndMoon: cutie
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Uh, I guess?
TheOxAndMoon: do you want it on your snapchat?
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: My what?
TheOxAndMoon: you have snapchat listed in your YOUTUBE VIDEO DESCRIPTIONS
TheOxAndMoon: FOOL
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: :\
TheOxAndMoon: man
TheOxAndMoon: you make me sad
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: What the hell? How come? :(
TheOxAndMoon: why don't you know what snapchat is
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I thought you meant my personal one and I thought you hacked into my facebook and found it out.
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Since I use VlogMN for Q&A
TheOxAndMoon: i can't keep this up much longer dude
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Huh?
TheOxAndMoon: i refuse to believe you're not a troll
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Thanks :3
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Wait
TheOxAndMoon: you're a really good troll
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: That means you think I'm a troll, right?
TheOxAndMoon: yes
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Just my luck. :\
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I meet a girl that actually likes me and she thinks I'm a troll. :\
TheOxAndMoon: i'm not
TheOxAndMoon: a girl
TheOxAndMoon: you fucking autist
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: What the crap?
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: You said you were.
TheOxAndMoon: i lied
TheOxAndMoon: because you're a retard
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I'm not a friggin' retard.
TheOxAndMoon: yeah you are lol
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: No! I'm NOT!
TheOxAndMoon: i think to make this troll better you can't fit so many stereotypes
TheOxAndMoon: like there has to be something about neckbeards that doesn't apply to you
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I'm not a friggin' troll, dumbass.
TheOxAndMoon: be less oblivious
TheOxAndMoon: seriously
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I'm just trying to be myself, and meet girls with the same interests as me (mainly TF2)
TheOxAndMoon: ya ok
TheOxAndMoon: well go jerk off your tiny dick
TheOxAndMoon: to something else
TheOxAndMoon: because i'm a guy
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: You don't have to rub it in. :\
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Do you have any REAL female friends that might want to talk to me?
TheOxAndMoon: no
TheOxAndMoon: i do have female friends
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Just my luck.
TheOxAndMoon: a lot
TheOxAndMoon: but they don't want a fuckin loser
TheOxAndMoon: like you
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Fuck you!
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I'm not a loser.
TheOxAndMoon: yes you are
TheOxAndMoon: you're an enormous loser
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I'm no different than you.
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: I'm just trying to find my other half.
TheOxAndMoon: the problem is you're so fat you make a whole by yourself
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Save it, TheOxAndMoon.
TheOxAndMoon: my name is joe
TheOxAndMoon: i'm from detroit
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Save it, "Joe."
TheOxAndMoon: ARE YOU FOR REAL
ᴄᴏʀᴜᴍ Jr: Huh?
TheOxAndMoon: i don't believe you
TheOxAndMoon: okay no goodbye