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- >Last day of winter.
- >Managed to keep your fluffy pony alive.
- >"Daddy, daddy! Wina wap-up! Wina wap-up!"
- >She's been watching MLP:FIM all winter.
- >Help her outside, keep an eye on her.
- >Snow everywhere.
- >"Daddy, fwuffy haf'ta bwow cwouds away! Wet sunnyshine im!"
- >She starts grunting and shuts her eyes.
- >... What is she doing?
- >... Is she pooping?
- >... OH! Holy shit, she's trying to fly.
- "Fluffy, you know you're not a pegasus, right?"
- >She looks at you in dissapointment.
- >"Fwuffy no fwy?"
- "No..."
- >Clouds over your house never clear.
- >Eternal ice age on your property.
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