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Winter Wrap Up

Apr 27th, 2012
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  1. >Last day of winter.
  2. >Managed to keep your fluffy pony alive.
  3. >"Daddy, daddy! Wina wap-up! Wina wap-up!"
  4. >She's been watching MLP:FIM all winter.
  5. >Help her outside, keep an eye on her.
  6. >Snow everywhere.
  7. >"Daddy, fwuffy haf'ta bwow cwouds away! Wet sunnyshine im!"
  8. >She starts grunting and shuts her eyes.
  9. >... What is she doing?
  10. >... Is she pooping?
  11. >... OH! Holy shit, she's trying to fly.
  12. "Fluffy, you know you're not a pegasus, right?"
  13. >She looks at you in dissapointment.
  14. >"Fwuffy no fwy?"
  15. "No..."
  16. >Clouds over your house never clear.
  17. >Eternal ice age on your property.
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