The True Don Quixote (2019)

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<i>The tale of the great knight...</i>

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<i>always begins in
a troubled land.</i>

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<i>A place where the people
have lost their way.</i>

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<i>Here, they chose distractions...</i>

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<i>over actions.</i>

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<i>They fought with their love,</i>

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<i>rather than for them.</i>

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<i>They ran from,</i>

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<i>instead of toward,
their enemies.</i>

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<i>They became lost and alone.</i>

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<i>And the only thing
they ever killed...</i>

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<i>was time.</i>

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<i>It was a land in need of a hero.</i>

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<i>Danny Kehoe was a hero,</i>

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<i>though he didn't yet
know it much.</i>

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<i>Even as a child,
he had been unique.</i>

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<i>But for this,
he had been tormented.</i>

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<i>And eventually, he retreated
from the world.</i>

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<i>Hidden away in his ivory tower.</i>

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<i>He was alone and safe.</i>

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<i>And he was happy.</i>

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<i>Excellent.</i>

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<i>But hiding, for a hero...</i>

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<i>is always temporary.</i>

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Aah.

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Wait!

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I need the books.

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I'm the only one
who cares for them.

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You got to give them to me.

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I can't do it, brah.

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I got to take them back
to this disposal place.

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Right here, see?

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<i>Danny returned
to his ancestral home.</i>

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<i>It was, however,
already occupied</i>

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<i>by his niece.</i>

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<i>A kind and ordinary maiden.</i>

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<i>She busied herself
with ordinary things.</i>

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<i>And she was sure that her uncle
would do the same.</i>

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<i>But Danny had taken possession</i>

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<i>of the books.</i>

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"Lord of the World!"

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<i>And the books
soon took possession of Danny.</i>

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<i>Liberated from the bonds
of work,</i>

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<i>he devoted himself...</i>

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<i>solely to the texts.</i>

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<i>And began to see
that these were not just tales,</i>

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<i>these were histories.</i>

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<i>True accounts of real heroes,</i>

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<i>kings, knights, maidens,
and monsters.</i>

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"Amadee!"

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- Uncle Danny?
- "Lord of the World,

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know that the glory...

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- Uncle Danny!
- "...he has..."

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Up you go.

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I'm gonna close these shutters,
so you can sleep in.

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You need rest.

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<i>And once you've seen life</i>

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<i>as what it can be,</i>

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<i>it's no longer possible
to see it as it is.</i>

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<i>Suddenly,</i>

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<i>the world itself was filled</i>

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<i>with symbols, meanings,
and signs.</i>

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Change?

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Change.

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Change. Yes.

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There ain't enough room
for Kevin!

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You never said a damn word

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about it before!

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It's a dumb-ass idea!

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<i>And as always,
the hero's path was guided</i>

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<i>by the gentle hand of fate.</i>

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What am I gonna do with you?

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You could have been killed.

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With your stupid books.

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<i>The poor niece
was simply afraid.</i>

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<i>She could not understand
the power of the ancient books.</i>

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<i>Danny Kehoe!</i>

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<i>You've suspected all your life,</i>

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<i>that this was not the world
where you belonged.</i>

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<i>Yes, you know what this means.</i>

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No.

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<i>Who in all the world would steal</i>

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<i>the sacred texts
of knight-errantry?</i>

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<i>Who rides a beast
that leaves behind</i>

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<i>such a trail
of sulfurous breath?</i>

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Yes. Yes, Freston.

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The enchanter, Freston the Wise

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and his accursed dragon.

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<i>And who, pray tell,</i>

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<i>is the lone enemy,
throughout time,</i>

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<i>of that foul sorcerer?</i>

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Freston.

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Freston attacks,
only true knights-errant.

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Only the greatest among them.

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<i>The enchantment is lifted.</i>

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Now, at long last,

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you can cast aside
this sad illusion

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and see your true self.

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Your true destiny.

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Yes!

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Reject this tedious prison.

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Embrace the code
of knight-errantry,

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and find the true glory

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into which you were born.

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Yes!

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"For a true knight prays,"

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with every breath,
a glorious life,

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"a glorious death!"

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<i>You will wander the earth,</i>

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<i>seeking adventures.</i>

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<i>You will slay a hideous giant,</i>

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<i>liberate the oppressed,</i>

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<i>retrieve a sacred relic,</i>

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<i>heal broken hearts,</i>

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<i>and teach the code of chivalry</i>

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<i>to the weak and the orphaned.</i>

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<i>And in your success,</i>

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<i>the people will sing
and dance in your glory.</i>

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<i>And so, flags unfurled,</i>

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<i>the great knight
set out to claim his glory</i>

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<i>and win the love of the people.</i>

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<i>But as the histories
had taught him...</i>

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<i>glory and fame</i>

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<i>require a glorious name.</i>

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To your knees, knave!
I am Sir Daniel!

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I am Lord Kehoe the magnanimous.

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No. Dan the illustrious?

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Dan the industrious. No.

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Sir Sansabelle.

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<i>El Pescator.</i>

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<i>Monsieur de la Hoosey!</i>

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Don... Oh!

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Don. Don. Don. Something.

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Don Daniel de la Kehoe.

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Don Danny! No.

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Don... Quixotellano!

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"Thanks and praise to thee,"

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oh, great and noble knight,

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Don Quixotellaneo.

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Don...

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Let the world

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forever mark...

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Let the world forever
mark this day.

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The day that great
and noble knight

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set forth to claim his glory,

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and restore the promise
of chivalry and greatness

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to these corrupt
and empty times.

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Let his name moisten the lips
of the people

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through eternity.

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For I,

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Don Quixote

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of La Mancha!

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My good wench,

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it appears that due
to an enchanter spell,

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I believe myself
to be your uncle,

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my apologies.

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Now that my true identity
has been restored,

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I take my leave of you

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to seek my glory
and embrace my fate.

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Oh, my god.

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<i>It was soon proved</i>

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<i>that all needs
and desires of a knight-errant</i>

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<i>are immediately fulfilled.</i>

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Easy. Easy.

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Take my scent
into your nostrils.

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I am the master of your bridle.

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My brave and noble mount.

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The finest in all the world.

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Rejoice, noble nag!

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In honor of your beauty
and your breeding,

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as well as the sweet fragrance

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of your essential oils,

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and your thorny defenses,

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I dub thee,

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Rosacea.

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Daddy?

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Somebody's on the scooter.

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Dad!

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<i>Don Quixote</i>

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<i>was a great vision of hope
for the peasantry.</i>

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What the hell, boy?

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Wiping grease up in the house.

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I don't wanna get all up...

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God damn it, Kenny!

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It's your job!

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<i>And he was a great threat</i>

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<i>to the monsters
lurking among them.</i>

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I thank thee, oh Lord,

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for this glorious opportunity

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to embrace danger
and court death.

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Fly, Rosacea!

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To your knees, vile creature!

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What? Are you as deaf
as you are hideous?

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Answer my challenge,

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lest my glory be written
in your blood.

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Die, foul beast!

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Your wicked reign
over these lands

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shall end at the end of
this, my arm!

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Yes! Recoil your hideous head.

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I commend my body and soul

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in these
highly dangerous efforts

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to my one true love
and captor of my heart,

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that peerless
and noble beauty...

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That peerless
and noble beauty...

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The Lady Dulce de
Leche of Tabasco.

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Aah!

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You're gonna break!

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I've pierced
your brain, foul beast!

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Now I have you,
odious Giant of Andecoria!

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Boom!

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What have I not done?

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Of course.

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Of course. My squire.

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Where have you been?

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I cannot
successfully conduct adventures

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without a squire.

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It is not done.

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- Ow.
- Did you see it?

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See... See what?

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Quit your babbling
and answer my question.

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Did you or did you not see here
a hideous beast?

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With a moist and bilious eye?

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Did you not smell
the creature's putrid breath?

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I... I just saw the oil machine.
I didn't...

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It cannot be.

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Only a fool
would attack a machine.

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And I, as you well know,

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am less a fool
than any man alive.

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Unless...

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Of course.

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Of course. Freston.
Oh, you wretched cur.

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Clearly,
that wizard metamorphosed

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the giant, at the last second,

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into this iron contraption

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to deprive me of my glory.

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And you, you're the proof.

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Obviously, such spells only work

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on the acute senses
of knights-errant.

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So the fact that it was all
invisible to your simple mind,

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proves that it is so.

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Come along, Sancho.

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When a knight-errant
strides forth,

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his squire follows.

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Come along.

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My, my name is Kevin.

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Nonsense.
That's no name for a squire.

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Only you, Sancho,
would have your senses scrambled

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by a blow to another man's head.

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Ow!

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You are Sancho, my squire.

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Do I get paid for squiring?

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Paid?

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Isn't it enough to feel
the frisson of adventure?

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To know that you are loved
and admired

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for your deeds alone?

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Isn't that the greatest reward

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that a man could ever receive?

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For some people maybe,

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00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:17,515
but I need 155 dollars
because they shut my phone off.

260
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:18,616
And my stepdad's
a piece of shit, so...

261
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,418
Fine. Fine.

262
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,754
You shall have
all that you require and more.

263
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:25,823
I give you my word.

264
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,601
<i>With his loyal squire
by his side,</i>

265
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:39,503
<i>and his lady's love
in his heart,</i>

266
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:41,973
<i>Don Quixote was invincible.</i>

267
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,811
Whoo!

268
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,284
<i>Together,
they found many adventures.</i>

269
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,819
Aah!

270
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,625
What's he doing?

271
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:01,892
<i>They repelled invaders.</i>

272
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:06,331
Son of a bitch!

273
00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:07,772
<i>They suffered
great deprivations...</i>

274
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:11,802
<i>until rations could be won.</i>

275
00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:19,410
Hey!
Hey, you got to pay for that.

276
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,512
- Oh, you gonna pay now.
- Oh, shit!

277
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,681
<i>They defeated a great army.</i>

278
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:31,555
<i>And freed a holy shrine</i>

279
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:34,358
<i>from the flags of the infidels.</i>

280
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:41,332
<i>This did not go over
so well, however,</i>

281
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:42,933
<i>with the infidels.</i>

282
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,305
Civilized men cannot sit idly by

283
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,507
while any one man
puts his own desires

284
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,575
above his communities.

285
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:54,412
It threatens their comfort
and safety.

286
00:21:56,449 --> 00:22:01,085
It only takes the smallest tug
on the thinnest thread

287
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,953
to unravel the fabric.

288
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:30,614
Sancho! Make sure that Rosacea
is groomed and fed.

289
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:33,117
I think
I'm gonna call you Dapple.

290
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:35,553
Yeah.

291
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:41,992
Glory is mine.

292
00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:53,003
Witness
the very method of trickery used

293
00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:55,106
by the great Renaldo De Morello

294
00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:57,508
to defeat
the Thousand Bulgarians

295
00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,577
and their Tiger Army.

296
00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:02,146
Wow!
A thousand Bulgarian tigers?

297
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,914
What?

298
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,883
There are no tigers in Bulgaria.

299
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,451
You just said...

300
00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:10,554
Obviously, they were brought in
from India or China

301
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,757
or some other
tiger-infested realm,

302
00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:15,726
and merely deployed
by the Bulgarians.

303
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,796
Oh, okay. Okay.

304
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,898
But I still don't get
how we're gonna get

305
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,833
a thousand tigers though.

306
00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:23,968
Ow! Hey!

307
00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:26,804
You must pay better attention,
Sancho.

308
00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:29,440
The Bulgarians had the tigers.

309
00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:32,009
It is Morello's tactic
to defeat them

310
00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:33,811
that we shall deploy.

311
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:35,780
It is a thing of great cunning.

312
00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,616
Oh. Wonderful.

313
00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,665
Ha!

314
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,600
Let that foul wizard Freston

315
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,769
try and work his magic
on me now.

316
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,971
I shall be as invisible as he.

317
00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:03,073
Uh, shouldn't I have
some mud on me to or...

318
00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:04,809
You are but a squire.
It's unnecessary.

319
00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:06,477
But anybody who sees me
is gonna see you...

320
00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,946
Shush! Now, remember, Sancho.

321
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:12,082
You may only assist me
if I drop my sword,

322
00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:15,186
or if I need
to be administered a poultice

323
00:24:15,188 --> 00:24:17,588
due to some grave
and bloody wound.

324
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,693
Whoa. What, what, what.

325
00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,095
Oh.

326
00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:27,565
Oh, oh. Oh, okay.

327
00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:28,999
Oh, oh, okay.

328
00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:32,536
In the pursuit of arms, Sancho,

329
00:24:32,538 --> 00:24:34,805
death
is your constant companion.

330
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,607
It is likely that,

331
00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:40,711
I shall be disemboweled
or receive a deep gash

332
00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:43,147
to the head in a battle
with a hundred of my enemies.

333
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,150
And as I lay upon the ground,

334
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:49,019
taking my final sweet breaths,

335
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:52,857
it will be you, my squire,
who will weep for me.

336
00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:56,494
Your tears falling down
upon me like rain

337
00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,662
on a parched earth.

338
00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:01,999
Heartbroken,
you will hear my final words,

339
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,568
in which I pledge my love
to my lady.

340
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:10,541
Then you will, no doubt,
remove my helmet,

341
00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:11,976
better to hear my devotions.

342
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:17,648
You will take that helmet
to the Lady Dulce de Leche,

343
00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:19,917
and lay it at her feet.

344
00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:22,953
She will see the marks upon it,

345
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:26,123
where I took my final blows.

346
00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:30,594
Fearless and unwavering
in my bravery and my devotion.

347
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,966
And at last, I will be worthy

348
00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:39,136
of her perfect love.

349
00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:42,306
What's a poultice?

350
00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:44,808
Ow!

351
00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:49,213
Where, where are you...

352
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,215
Prepare for liberation!

353
00:26:03,629 --> 00:26:06,063
What are you doing?

354
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:08,098
Oh, my god! That's a cop!

355
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:11,569
The illustrious.
Darn the... Ow!

356
00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:13,704
- Damn!
- Ooh!

357
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,040
Repent, slaver!

358
00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:19,209
A knight-errant
cannot abide servitude.

359
00:26:19,211 --> 00:26:20,844
- Hold up.
- Collect their weapons.

360
00:26:20,846 --> 00:26:23,047
What? You said not to,
to help you with the...

361
00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:24,348
I'm making an exception.

362
00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:25,883
Oh, my gosh.
This is happening so...

363
00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:27,284
I should remove your head,

364
00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:29,286
but instead,
I shall confound it.

365
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:30,754
- Answer me this,
- I'm so sorry...

366
00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:32,356
who is the greater fool,

367
00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:33,957
the man who accepts his fate
or the man who creates it?

368
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,627
Whichever one is you,
that's the fool.

369
00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:38,245
Incorrect!

370
00:26:38,246 --> 00:26:39,862
I am the master of my fate.

371
00:26:39,865 --> 00:26:41,999
You, mademoiselle, are a vassal.

372
00:26:42,001 --> 00:26:45,636
A vassal does what she is told
without regard to justice.

373
00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:47,204
A free man does what is just

374
00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:49,073
without regard
to what he is told.

375
00:26:49,675 --> 00:26:51,258
Bind her hands.

376
00:26:51,259 --> 00:26:52,842
Are you sure?
We just took her gun.

377
00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:54,678
Bind them, noble squire.

378
00:26:57,617 --> 00:26:59,383
I knew I should have
put mud on me.

379
00:26:59,385 --> 00:27:01,085
I'm so sorry.

380
00:27:06,759 --> 00:27:09,159
Greetings, slaves!

381
00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:10,227
I, - Slaves?

382
00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:12,296
Don Quixote of La Mancha,

383
00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:14,698
hereby liberate you.

384
00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:17,067
Go, wretched servants,

385
00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:20,204
to the Lady Dulce de Leche
of Tabasco,

386
00:27:20,206 --> 00:27:23,674
and say that,
I, Don Quixote of La Mancha

387
00:27:23,676 --> 00:27:28,078
dedicate this great victory
to you, peerless lady

388
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,247
and captor of his heart.

389
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:34,151
Yes. Yes.

390
00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:37,421
Go! Taste your sweet,
sweet freedom.

391
00:27:37,423 --> 00:27:41,291
Embrace the horizon
and find your true calling.

392
00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:42,893
Go with God.

393
00:27:42,895 --> 00:27:44,895
What the hell is wrong with you?

394
00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:46,897
Man, I'm in for a D.U.I.

395
00:27:46,899 --> 00:27:48,432
I got one week left.

396
00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:50,768
Now, who you think's gonna
go down for this?

397
00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:51,869
Huh?

398
00:27:57,076 --> 00:27:59,810
Avast.

399
00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:02,012
- Flee, Sancho!
- What, what?

400
00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:04,081
- Ingrates!
- Oh, my god!

401
00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:09,353
Oh, my god! Aah!

402
00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:15,859
<i>It is true that
the captives were ungrateful.</i>

403
00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:27,471
<i>And that Dapple, Sancho's mount,</i>

404
00:28:28,741 --> 00:28:30,808
<i>was sadly lost.</i>

405
00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:35,079
<i>Still, it was
a glorious victory.</i>

406
00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:37,114
You know Sancho,

407
00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:40,217
I believe that one
of those slaves was a criminal.

408
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,786
One of them?
They were all criminals.

409
00:28:42,788 --> 00:28:43,921
Impossible.

410
00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:46,423
Only a fool
would liberate a criminal.

411
00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:48,158
And as I am certainly no fool,

412
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,493
they cannot,
therefore, be criminals.

413
00:28:49,495 --> 00:28:51,762
No. No. No. No, no, no.

414
00:28:51,764 --> 00:28:53,163
The only two
that weren't criminals,

415
00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:54,798
were the ones that were cops.

416
00:28:56,802 --> 00:28:57,935
Yeah.

417
00:29:07,780 --> 00:29:10,114
<i>And Don Quixote's fame</i>

418
00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:12,282
<i>spread across the land.</i>

419
00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:14,785
<i>Tony's fine.</i>

420
00:29:14,786 --> 00:29:16,119
<i>He got a little bump
on his head.</i>

421
00:29:16,122 --> 00:29:18,188
<i>Heh he was playing possum.</i>

422
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:19,923
Disdain for authority

423
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,793
always presents
an imminent threat.

424
00:29:22,795 --> 00:29:25,028
We should be prepared to use
lethal force.

425
00:29:25,030 --> 00:29:27,064
I'm gonna work over
this neighborhood.

426
00:29:27,066 --> 00:29:28,932
Put another patrolman over here.

427
00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:32,136
He'll be out
in public somewhere.

428
00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:34,838
Preening,

429
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,541
looking to be admired,
respected.

430
00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:38,942
That will not happen.

431
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:44,148
Um, what are you doing?

432
00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:45,482
I am in repose.

433
00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:48,085
What's repose?

434
00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:51,889
Obviously,
it is when you pose again.

435
00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:54,992
All knights-errant
spend their nights in repose,

436
00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:57,461
standing in some glade,
contemplating and fasting.

437
00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:59,096
- What?
- You must acquaint yourself

438
00:29:59,098 --> 00:30:00,831
with the history, Sancho.

439
00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:04,101
Knights-errant only eat
at sumptuous feasts

440
00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:05,836
and they never sleep at all.

441
00:30:05,838 --> 00:30:08,005
They live on
the meat of their desires,

442
00:30:08,007 --> 00:30:09,940
and the sweetness of their love.

443
00:30:14,847 --> 00:30:16,197
What do squires do?

444
00:30:16,198 --> 00:30:17,548
The habits of squires
are of such little importance,

445
00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:20,050
that they are not mentioned
in the chronicles.

446
00:30:23,038 --> 00:30:24,488
Okay, well,
I think squires go inside.

447
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,740
- What?
- I'm a squire, right?

448
00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:28,991
I'm your squire, so I would know
the most about being a squire.

449
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:32,095
I think that squires
probably go inside.

450
00:30:32,097 --> 00:30:35,165
And I think, since
you keep saying I'm simple,

451
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:38,602
I probably do simple things
like, eat dinner.

452
00:30:38,604 --> 00:30:42,439
And sleep on a bed
with clean sheets, and a fan

453
00:30:42,441 --> 00:30:43,507
that makes a nice humming noise.

454
00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:44,908
All right. All right. All right.

455
00:30:44,910 --> 00:30:47,044
Sancho, as you well know,

456
00:30:47,046 --> 00:30:49,146
I can easily withstand

457
00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:51,615
the nightly
knightly deprivations at hand.

458
00:30:51,617 --> 00:30:53,834
However,

459
00:30:53,835 --> 00:30:56,052
it may be unreasonable of me
to expect a squire

460
00:30:56,055 --> 00:30:57,554
to endure such rigors.

461
00:30:57,556 --> 00:31:02,159
Perhaps, just this
once, we can suffer,

462
00:31:02,161 --> 00:31:04,261
- such vulgar comforts.
- That's all I could ask for.

463
00:31:04,263 --> 00:31:06,363
- Just this once!
- Okay. Yeah.

464
00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:20,143
Yo. I'm guessing
you got a nice house, right?

465
00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:26,650
<i>The niece waited all night.</i>

466
00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:28,952
<i>Had she read the books,
she would've known</i>

467
00:31:28,954 --> 00:31:31,021
<i>that a true knight could rest...</i>

468
00:31:32,191 --> 00:31:34,291
<i>in only one place.</i>

469
00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:37,194
<i>A castle.</i>

470
00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:40,664
You see, Sancho.

471
00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:43,000
When you're a knight-errant,

472
00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:44,501
a grateful world provides

473
00:31:44,503 --> 00:31:46,303
for you every need and desire.

474
00:31:46,305 --> 00:31:47,404
Yeah.

475
00:31:50,643 --> 00:31:52,576
Greetings, peasants.

476
00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:55,279
I, Don Quixote of La Mancha,

477
00:31:55,281 --> 00:31:58,682
am here to enliven
your wretched and empty lives.

478
00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:03,287
Servant boy,
bring some oats for my mount.

479
00:32:03,289 --> 00:32:04,688
Out by the portcullis.

480
00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:07,157
And fetch the master
of this castle.

481
00:32:07,159 --> 00:32:09,126
I'm the owner of this place.

482
00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:12,562
Oh. My deepest apologies.

483
00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,231
Your Moorish countenance

484
00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:16,700
was obviously the cause
of this misunderstanding.

485
00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:20,137
We require a feast
and succor for my squire.

486
00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:29,079
Many thanks, wench.

487
00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:31,248
Typically,
in such a fine castle,

488
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:33,483
this would be mutton or pheasant

489
00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:35,585
or some other such rare game.

490
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:41,992
Your Arab,
is a different breed of man,

491
00:32:41,994 --> 00:32:45,228
but this is a strange
and marvelous cuisine.

492
00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:47,030
Mm-hm. Yeah.

493
00:32:47,032 --> 00:32:48,165
- We talked about...
- Ow!

494
00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:49,287
Doing all this in public.

495
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:01,144
Shut up.

496
00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:03,013
Stop telling me to shut up.

497
00:33:03,015 --> 00:33:04,648
Oh, no. What are you doing?

498
00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:10,420
Sweet virgin princesses.

499
00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:12,689
Rest assured that
in my presence,

500
00:33:12,691 --> 00:33:14,725
you and your modesty are as safe

501
00:33:14,727 --> 00:33:16,526
as if you were in the womb.

502
00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:18,028
Hey. No touchie, brah.

503
00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:21,164
Hey. No touching the girls,
brah!

504
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,566
I assure you, sir,

505
00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:24,101
my intentions are chaste.

506
00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:25,669
You're about to get your ass
chased right outta here

507
00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:27,871
if you don't listen to me
when I talk.

508
00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:30,072
Hey, hey, man. Just cut him
some slack, all right?

509
00:33:30,075 --> 00:33:31,141
He's a little crazy.

510
00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:32,476
Imma cut him more than that

511
00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:34,378
if he don't start
paying attention.

512
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:36,747
I must warn you, sir,
I am a knight.

513
00:33:36,749 --> 00:33:39,616
Boss, um, this is not the time.

514
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:47,591
You need to put that sword away
before you get yourself killed.

515
00:33:47,593 --> 00:33:50,660
Huh? All right?

516
00:33:52,464 --> 00:33:54,064
You got the costume,

517
00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:56,400
and you're talking
all old-timey,

518
00:33:56,402 --> 00:33:57,667
but you're not a knight.

519
00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:01,538
You know that, right?

520
00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:07,778
You... are not a knight.

521
00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:22,692
Yeah, didn't think so.

522
00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:28,198
I told you he wasn't a knight.

523
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,666
What, what's wrong boss?

524
00:34:29,668 --> 00:34:31,201
Boss? What's wrong?
What's wrong?

525
00:34:32,271 --> 00:34:36,106
It's true. I am not a knight.

526
00:34:36,108 --> 00:34:38,809
I, I didn't wanna say anything.
I mean, I thought you knew.

527
00:34:38,811 --> 00:34:41,078
All the histories
that I've read,

528
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,747
there's always some ritual.

529
00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:45,749
Some manner of declaration.

530
00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:49,419
An official bestowing of
the title of Knight-errant.

531
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:50,720
I have had no such ceremony.

532
00:34:52,157 --> 00:34:53,824
I, I must find a,

533
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:57,360
a king or, a queen or...

534
00:34:58,197 --> 00:34:59,629
a noble of some sort.

535
00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:02,799
You, you, sir.

536
00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:05,102
You're the Lord of this land,
are you not?

537
00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:08,138
Well, I'm the landlord.

538
00:35:10,209 --> 00:35:11,808
You may commence.

539
00:35:20,319 --> 00:35:23,320
All that's required
is that you list my virtues.

540
00:35:23,322 --> 00:35:25,155
And use as many long

541
00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:26,797
and meaningful-sounding words
as possible.

542
00:35:40,606 --> 00:35:42,272
"Let these be your desires."

543
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:44,841
To melt
and be like a running brook

544
00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:47,477
that sings its melody
to the night.

545
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,613
To know the pain
of too much tenderness.

546
00:35:49,615 --> 00:35:52,516
To be wounded by
your own understanding of love

547
00:35:52,518 --> 00:35:54,751
and to bleed willingly
and joyfully.

548
00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:57,921
To wake at dawn
with a winged heart,

549
00:35:57,923 --> 00:36:00,724
and give thanks
for another day of loving.

550
00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:03,460
To rest at noon hour,
and meditate love's ecstasy.

551
00:36:03,462 --> 00:36:05,495
To return home at eventide

552
00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,664
with gratitude,
and then to sleep

553
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:10,800
with a prayer for
the beloved in your heart

554
00:36:10,802 --> 00:36:13,370
"and a song of praise
on your lips."

555
00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:16,173
Khalil Gibran.

556
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,594
I will be
forever grateful to you.

557
00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:38,828
It was my honor.

558
00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:46,636
I can already feel my love
and my righteous rage

559
00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:48,471
becoming unbearable.

560
00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:52,409
Prepare a room for my squire.

561
00:36:52,411 --> 00:36:58,215
I must go and contemplate
my disappointment and my pain.

562
00:36:58,217 --> 00:37:00,884
Suffering is essential
to my success.

563
00:37:02,955 --> 00:37:04,487
Uh, where are you going?

564
00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:11,895
Um...

565
00:37:11,897 --> 00:37:14,231
I mean, I would love to get
to that room.

566
00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:15,599
That'll be wonderful.

567
00:37:25,777 --> 00:37:28,678
<i>The glorious ceremony
had filled Don Quixote</i>

568
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,281
<i>with a mystical vigor.</i>

569
00:37:34,686 --> 00:37:36,319
<i>And he kept a keen eye</i>

570
00:37:36,321 --> 00:37:38,788
<i>trained over this, his land.</i>

571
00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:45,795
<i>And humble Sancho,</i>

572
00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:48,565
<i>reveled in
the silks and perfumes</i>

573
00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:50,900
<i>that filled the castle
of the Great Lord.</i>

574
00:37:59,878 --> 00:38:02,412
<i>It was the happiest night
of his life.</i>

575
00:38:24,336 --> 00:38:26,303
Don't wake him up.

576
00:38:26,305 --> 00:38:27,804
Ah. Oh, shit!

577
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:30,573
Stop it. What are you doing?

578
00:38:30,575 --> 00:38:32,042
Go check his pockets.

579
00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:35,045
Okay, try his pants.

580
00:38:35,047 --> 00:38:36,880
Okay, this guy has nothing.

581
00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:40,784
Oh, damn it.

582
00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:42,385
Hey, baby.

583
00:38:42,387 --> 00:38:44,067
I just thought
you might need some company.

584
00:38:48,794 --> 00:38:50,360
He punched me in the head!

585
00:38:50,362 --> 00:38:51,928
- Punched my girlfriend?
- No!

586
00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:53,495
- He did!
- You punched my girl?

587
00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,065
- No. No. No.
- Did you punch my girl, bro?

588
00:38:55,067 --> 00:38:56,433
- Kill him!
- No. No. No.

589
00:38:56,435 --> 00:38:58,501
Trout!

590
00:38:58,503 --> 00:39:00,337
Might wanna think about
the other legal issues

591
00:39:00,339 --> 00:39:01,971
that come into play here.

592
00:39:01,973 --> 00:39:03,340
We got to do something, though?

593
00:39:03,342 --> 00:39:04,574
He's just a dumb kid.

594
00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:05,675
No, please.

595
00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:06,796
I say we treat him like one.

596
00:39:08,714 --> 00:39:11,514
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

597
00:39:15,821 --> 00:39:17,420
Oh, what's the matter?
You scared?

598
00:39:17,422 --> 00:39:18,855
Don Quixote!

599
00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:22,058
Please!

600
00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:24,828
Please!

601
00:39:24,830 --> 00:39:26,129
I quit doing it too!

602
00:39:26,131 --> 00:39:27,430
Oh, no!

603
00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:48,118
Behold!

604
00:39:51,123 --> 00:39:54,491
How fortunate you are
to bear witness to my success.

605
00:39:55,861 --> 00:39:57,727
Though obviously too small

606
00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,763
to be the Giant of Andecoria,

607
00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:01,798
the creature towered over me

608
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,566
until I relieved him
of his head,

609
00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:05,168
whereupon his body vanished.

610
00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:07,003
No doubt,
from some ancient spell.

611
00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:08,471
What is going on out here?

612
00:40:08,473 --> 00:40:10,774
My Lord, take this tribute

613
00:40:10,776 --> 00:40:13,610
to the Lady Dulce De Leche
of Tabasco.

614
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:18,148
And say that,
"I, Don Quixote of La Mancha,"

615
00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:20,483
dedicate this tribute to you,

616
00:40:20,485 --> 00:40:23,453
"peerless lady
and captor of his heart."

617
00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:47,610
- Whoa!
- Merci, Sancho.

618
00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:48,978
Wait, wait, wait!

619
00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:51,214
Wait, wait, wait! I can't...

620
00:40:59,724 --> 00:41:03,526
<i>The great knight
could sense that the excitement</i>

621
00:41:03,528 --> 00:41:06,162
<i>had taken a toll
on his poor squire.</i>

622
00:41:07,499 --> 00:41:10,533
<i>Luckily, he knew a remedy.</i>

623
00:41:10,535 --> 00:41:12,569
<i>It's your own fault, Sancho.</i>

624
00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:14,737
Your selfishness
brought you this pain.

625
00:41:14,739 --> 00:41:17,173
I should never
have acceded to your demands

626
00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:18,608
for safety and comfort.

627
00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:20,009
Those things, Sancho,

628
00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:23,680
are as dangerous
as a thousand monsters.

629
00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:26,883
We could instead
have spent our time here

630
00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:30,787
where all good things happen
and all sweetness is made.

631
00:41:32,023 --> 00:41:33,790
In nature!

632
00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:36,993
Nature provides us
with all we need.

633
00:41:37,863 --> 00:41:39,696
There's a balm, Sancho,

634
00:41:39,698 --> 00:41:42,565
that only a knights-errant
may employ.

635
00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:45,502
Luckily, I have
the sacred formula

636
00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:47,270
hidden away in my mind.

637
00:41:54,646 --> 00:41:56,145
Behold!

638
00:41:56,147 --> 00:41:59,215
The Balsam of Fierbras.

639
00:41:59,217 --> 00:42:02,719
It cures any ailment
and heals any wound.

640
00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:29,612
The sweet elixir.

641
00:42:29,614 --> 00:42:31,047
Whoa, Sancho!

642
00:42:33,618 --> 00:42:35,018
I feel the strength...

643
00:42:35,787 --> 00:42:37,086
of a hundred...

644
00:42:38,123 --> 00:42:43,192
no, a thousand men
coursin' through me!

645
00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:48,898
I feel alive...
and new in every sinew.

646
00:42:50,936 --> 00:42:52,201
Oh, Sancho.

647
00:42:53,705 --> 00:42:57,040
We knights-errant
can become callous

648
00:42:57,042 --> 00:42:59,309
to the daily miracles
of our trade.

649
00:42:59,311 --> 00:43:05,848
But this,
this is truly the work of God.

650
00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:10,753
Imbibe the Balsam of Fierbras!

651
00:43:11,690 --> 00:43:13,790
Now, you will feel...

652
00:43:13,792 --> 00:43:15,925
the restorative power

653
00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:18,928
of such a concoction.

654
00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:22,699
The energizing... effects...

655
00:43:24,002 --> 00:43:27,070
of the sacred, invigorating...

656
00:43:28,673 --> 00:43:29,806
elixir!

657
00:43:35,847 --> 00:43:37,847
Oh. I actually feel something.

658
00:43:37,849 --> 00:43:39,749
This... This is working.

659
00:43:39,751 --> 00:43:41,651
Well, did you doubt me?

660
00:43:41,653 --> 00:43:43,186
Well, yeah, but...

661
00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:47,090
Works on ahead.

662
00:43:47,092 --> 00:43:50,093
I feel something.
No, I feel something.

663
00:43:51,329 --> 00:43:54,731
It is indeed a powerful...

664
00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:56,265
- Nope. No.
- Balm.

665
00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:07,377
I'm dying.

666
00:44:09,014 --> 00:44:12,248
I'm dying.

667
00:44:13,752 --> 00:44:18,221
Do you not feel...
it's restorative power?

668
00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:21,090
I feel...

669
00:44:23,128 --> 00:44:24,761
mighty...

670
00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:28,998
alive.

671
00:44:35,807 --> 00:44:37,974
The older one
is severely mentally ill

672
00:44:37,976 --> 00:44:42,011
with delusional projections
and extreme narcissism.

673
00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:44,113
The younger one, we think,

674
00:44:44,114 --> 00:44:46,214
just suffers from extremely low
cognitive function.

675
00:44:47,352 --> 00:44:50,153
Which is to say,
he is not smart.

676
00:44:50,155 --> 00:44:51,888
Did you ever see
any one of them before?

677
00:44:53,425 --> 00:44:55,224
No.

678
00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:57,427
Don't know 'em.

679
00:44:58,129 --> 00:44:59,796
So, um...

680
00:44:59,798 --> 00:45:01,398
Where... Where do you think
they are now?

681
00:45:02,267 --> 00:45:05,168
Probably, still in the area.

682
00:45:05,170 --> 00:45:06,269
The last sighting was

683
00:45:06,271 --> 00:45:08,771
at the Nighty Knight's Inn
on 61.

684
00:45:08,773 --> 00:45:10,273
That's where one
of the instances

685
00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:12,475
of ritual animal sacrifice
occurred.

686
00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:16,345
Ah. There's no need to worry.

687
00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:19,449
We're just making people aware

688
00:45:19,451 --> 00:45:21,284
and, uh, asking for information.

689
00:45:21,286 --> 00:45:23,086
Okay.

690
00:45:23,088 --> 00:45:24,353
I'll promise you this,

691
00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:27,190
we don't allow
this kind of thing

692
00:45:27,192 --> 00:45:28,725
in the Parish of St. Bernard.

693
00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:32,395
<i>We'll have them both
off the streets soon.</i>

694
00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:34,464
<i>One way or another.</i>

695
00:46:11,836 --> 00:46:13,202
Sancho?

696
00:46:15,073 --> 00:46:16,339
Sancho?

697
00:46:24,182 --> 00:46:25,348
Sancho?

698
00:46:30,221 --> 00:46:31,387
Sancho?

699
00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:37,160
Sancho?

700
00:46:43,434 --> 00:46:46,803
Approved vacation days,
so today, I'm using one.

701
00:47:00,385 --> 00:47:02,351
Sancho, where are you going?

702
00:47:02,353 --> 00:47:03,853
I'm going home.

703
00:47:03,855 --> 00:47:05,154
Sancho, I implore you,

704
00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:06,522
do not disappoint yourself.

705
00:47:06,524 --> 00:47:09,325
That cow has already left
the station, I'm going.

706
00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:11,093
Sancho, I command you to stop.

707
00:47:11,095 --> 00:47:12,428
My name is Kevin.

708
00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:14,197
Kevin is my name, okay?

709
00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:15,464
And if you really want me
to stay,

710
00:47:15,466 --> 00:47:17,300
how about you give me
the 155 dollars

711
00:47:17,302 --> 00:47:18,434
you said you'd give me?

712
00:47:20,405 --> 00:47:23,372
If you must know,
I carry no lucre.

713
00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:25,908
What, what is that?

714
00:47:25,910 --> 00:47:27,410
I carry no money.

715
00:47:27,912 --> 00:47:28,978
What?

716
00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:30,947
Knights-errant are above it.

717
00:47:30,949 --> 00:47:32,665
Money is vulgar.

718
00:47:32,666 --> 00:47:34,382
I've never known a knight
to have a single penny.

719
00:47:34,385 --> 00:47:35,551
He has simply given

720
00:47:35,553 --> 00:47:37,253
all that he needs or desires.

721
00:47:37,255 --> 00:47:38,921
Silks, ermines,

722
00:47:38,923 --> 00:47:40,890
precious oils, inuslas, Duchies.

723
00:47:40,892 --> 00:47:42,458
Can you not hear
what you're saying?

724
00:47:42,460 --> 00:47:45,862
Ermines and Ursulas don't...
they're not real, okay?

725
00:47:45,864 --> 00:47:47,396
I'm done! I'm leaving.

726
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,968
Sancho, stop this insolence!

727
00:47:51,970 --> 00:47:54,337
After him, Rosacea!

728
00:47:54,339 --> 00:47:56,439
Leave me alone.

729
00:47:56,441 --> 00:47:58,207
- What do you want?
- Sancho.

730
00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:00,076
I beg you. Please.

731
00:48:00,078 --> 00:48:03,546
The code of chivalry requires,
that I have a squire.

732
00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:05,014
I need you.

733
00:48:05,015 --> 00:48:06,481
I don't wanna be your squire!

734
00:48:06,484 --> 00:48:08,117
- I need you.
- I, I'm gone.

735
00:48:10,989 --> 00:48:13,256
Sancho! Do, do you see it?

736
00:48:13,258 --> 00:48:14,891
Glistening in the sun?

737
00:48:15,994 --> 00:48:17,927
It is the most sought after
relic

738
00:48:17,929 --> 00:48:19,462
in all of knight-errantry.

739
00:48:19,464 --> 00:48:20,663
Not listening!

740
00:48:21,633 --> 00:48:24,533
It is the helmet of Mambrino!

741
00:48:24,535 --> 00:48:26,936
Surely in the hands
of a thief of Lapato!

742
00:48:26,938 --> 00:48:28,104
This is worse than home.

743
00:48:28,106 --> 00:48:30,206
Come, noble squire!

744
00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:33,442
Here is an adventure
you do not want to miss.

745
00:48:34,612 --> 00:48:37,480
For glory and my squire!

746
00:48:39,951 --> 00:48:43,619
Relinquish the sacred
relic, infidel!

747
00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:50,026
What the hell, jackass?

748
00:48:50,028 --> 00:48:51,193
The helmet...

749
00:48:52,297 --> 00:48:53,429
of Mambrino.

750
00:48:58,336 --> 00:48:59,702
Seriously?

751
00:48:59,704 --> 00:49:01,570
You're stealing
bridal shower gifts?

752
00:49:05,076 --> 00:49:06,175
You touch it,

753
00:49:06,177 --> 00:49:07,977
I swear
I'll bash your brains out.

754
00:49:19,724 --> 00:49:22,325
Sancho! Sancho!

755
00:49:22,327 --> 00:49:26,095
The helmet,
do not let the infidel

756
00:49:26,097 --> 00:49:28,230
sully the sacred...

757
00:49:28,232 --> 00:49:29,565
I got it, boss!
I got the helmet!

758
00:49:33,638 --> 00:49:35,071
Sancho!

759
00:49:35,073 --> 00:49:36,672
Here!

760
00:49:36,674 --> 00:49:39,575
The helmet! The helmet!

761
00:49:39,577 --> 00:49:43,045
I dedicate this great victory

762
00:49:43,047 --> 00:49:48,684
to the Lady Dulce
de Leche of Tabasco!

763
00:49:53,224 --> 00:49:54,991
Guide me, Mambrino!

764
00:49:56,294 --> 00:49:58,060
Oh, crap!

765
00:49:59,597 --> 00:50:01,998
Oh, my god! Yeah!

766
00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:03,716
Yes!

767
00:50:03,717 --> 00:50:05,133
<i>Sancho didn't even wonder why</i>

768
00:50:05,136 --> 00:50:07,403
<i>his master was protected
with two helmets</i>

769
00:50:07,405 --> 00:50:09,171
<i>while he had none.</i>

770
00:50:09,173 --> 00:50:13,409
<i>He was filled with joy
for having done something brave.</i>

771
00:50:13,411 --> 00:50:15,511
Don't know
how you did that! Sweet!

772
00:50:18,216 --> 00:50:21,550
Oh, Sancho,
such squirely behavior.

773
00:50:21,552 --> 00:50:24,020
Your thoughts were only of me!

774
00:50:24,022 --> 00:50:25,121
I don't know
what I was thinking.

775
00:50:25,123 --> 00:50:27,423
The histories
will be kind to you.

776
00:50:27,425 --> 00:50:28,758
Why do you care about history?

777
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:30,426
You won't even be there
to hear the story.

778
00:50:30,428 --> 00:50:33,162
Oh, sweet, simple Sancho,

779
00:50:33,164 --> 00:50:34,764
this is the story!

780
00:50:34,766 --> 00:50:37,666
Life is a story.
And this one is mine.

781
00:50:37,668 --> 00:50:41,804
I write the dialogue as I speak
and the actions as I move.

782
00:50:41,806 --> 00:50:44,040
The same is true for all men.

783
00:50:44,042 --> 00:50:45,408
Though few ever choose

784
00:50:45,410 --> 00:50:47,410
to cast themselves
as the villain,

785
00:50:47,412 --> 00:50:50,046
many choose to be the victim,
or even worse,

786
00:50:50,048 --> 00:50:51,647
the bystander.

787
00:50:51,649 --> 00:50:53,549
But in this story,

788
00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:58,721
The Ingenious Gentleman,
Don Quixote of La Mancha,

789
00:50:58,723 --> 00:51:00,823
I am the hero!

790
00:51:00,825 --> 00:51:04,093
And, as this is a great
and unlikely story,

791
00:51:04,095 --> 00:51:07,263
I must do great
and unlikely things.

792
00:51:07,265 --> 00:51:10,733
Only a fool sits by
while the music plays!

793
00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:21,310
Can you hear it?

794
00:51:21,312 --> 00:51:22,645
I don't hear anything.

795
00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:27,750
I can hear music.

796
00:51:27,752 --> 00:51:31,153
It is the voices
of angels, Sancho.

797
00:51:31,155 --> 00:51:34,757
Knights-errant are often lead
by angels in just this fashion.

798
00:51:35,393 --> 00:51:37,226
Come along.

799
00:51:41,532 --> 00:51:43,566
Whoa.

800
00:52:14,532 --> 00:52:17,266
<i>Now a true squire,</i>

801
00:52:17,268 --> 00:52:20,236
<i>Sancho could see
all the hidden wonder</i>

802
00:52:20,238 --> 00:52:22,204
<i>and magic of the world.</i>

803
00:52:38,256 --> 00:52:40,289
Wow.

804
00:53:28,439 --> 00:53:29,538
It's good.

805
00:53:41,786 --> 00:53:42,985
My god!

806
00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:45,287
It's, it's 155 dollars.

807
00:53:45,289 --> 00:53:46,589
It's exactly how much I needed!

808
00:53:46,591 --> 00:53:47,957
We are not thieves.

809
00:53:47,959 --> 00:53:51,527
Hey, finders are keepers
and losers are wieners,

810
00:53:51,529 --> 00:53:53,963
is, um, what
I'm gonna say to that, so.

811
00:53:55,299 --> 00:53:58,000
"Ode to Lucinda."

812
00:53:58,002 --> 00:54:00,936
Most beautiful creature
in the world.

813
00:54:00,938 --> 00:54:04,873
The moment I saw her,
I knew she was my girl.

814
00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:07,543
She even said she'd rather die,

815
00:54:07,545 --> 00:54:09,845
than ever do another guy.

816
00:54:09,847 --> 00:54:12,881
It was heaven on this rock
we call Earth.

817
00:54:12,883 --> 00:54:14,450
I was filled with mirth.

818
00:54:14,452 --> 00:54:18,687
But when I told Ferdi,
I regretted every wordy.

819
00:54:18,689 --> 00:54:21,757
"He was my friend.
But then, he sinned."

820
00:54:22,893 --> 00:54:25,628
What loving heart
and learned mind

821
00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:27,630
could concoct
such beautiful verse?

822
00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:37,273
Gentle poet, please.

823
00:54:42,747 --> 00:54:43,812
I am no poet!

824
00:54:43,814 --> 00:54:45,648
Did you not write these words?

825
00:54:54,325 --> 00:54:55,891
What is wrong with that guy?

826
00:54:56,761 --> 00:54:57,893
He is a poet.

827
00:54:58,763 --> 00:55:00,062
Mad with love.

828
00:55:01,032 --> 00:55:04,833
He was sent here to me, Sancho,

829
00:55:04,835 --> 00:55:07,503
to teach me, to challenge me.

830
00:55:07,505 --> 00:55:11,340
To remind me of the very heart
of knight-errantry.

831
00:55:11,342 --> 00:55:13,742
For a life
without the torture of love...

832
00:55:15,012 --> 00:55:17,746
is no life at all.

833
00:55:24,722 --> 00:55:27,690
I have long been gone
from the sight of my lady.

834
00:55:27,692 --> 00:55:30,826
She has, no doubt, been tempted

835
00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:34,797
by other men
as was this fallen Lucinda.

836
00:55:34,799 --> 00:55:38,801
Women are not as stable
in their words and deeds

837
00:55:38,803 --> 00:55:40,569
as we men, Sancho.

838
00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:44,440
I could, of course,
return to her

839
00:55:44,442 --> 00:55:46,775
and put my suspicions to rest.

840
00:55:46,777 --> 00:55:49,745
But it will be more heroic
to stay here

841
00:55:49,747 --> 00:55:52,581
and allow those fears
to torment me.

842
00:55:53,584 --> 00:55:55,751
It will be even more poetic

843
00:55:55,753 --> 00:55:57,786
should I die in the act.

844
00:56:04,428 --> 00:56:07,529
I too
shall write a poem, Sancho.

845
00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:09,131
Take it and this map,

846
00:56:09,133 --> 00:56:12,801
so that you may find my lady.

847
00:56:13,537 --> 00:56:14,670
What?

848
00:56:14,672 --> 00:56:16,505
And with your testimony,

849
00:56:16,507 --> 00:56:19,641
bear witness
to the depths of my madness.

850
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:26,115
And take the Helmet of Mambrino.

851
00:56:26,117 --> 00:56:28,717
Though it is unconventional

852
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:30,819
for a squire
to don such a helmet...

853
00:56:32,656 --> 00:56:33,856
Yes.

854
00:56:35,993 --> 00:56:37,726
I know that it will protect you.

855
00:56:39,764 --> 00:56:41,830
No one will stop you, Sancho,

856
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:44,466
no one.

857
00:56:44,468 --> 00:56:46,735
For we are...

858
00:56:47,605 --> 00:56:48,704
invincible.

859
00:56:51,609 --> 00:56:52,674
Okay.

860
00:57:31,515 --> 00:57:32,881
<i>Sancho eagerly embarked</i>

861
00:57:32,883 --> 00:57:34,783
<i>on his sacred errand.</i>

862
00:57:36,554 --> 00:57:38,654
<i>Leaving Don Quixote</i>

863
00:57:38,656 --> 00:57:41,490
<i>to commence
his poetic suffering.</i>

864
00:57:45,062 --> 00:57:48,063
<i>But soon, an enemy appeared.</i>

865
00:57:50,534 --> 00:57:52,501
You're Kevin.

866
00:57:52,503 --> 00:57:54,236
You live in that trailer
on Mereaux Road right?

867
00:57:54,238 --> 00:57:56,138
Uh, uh, I don't know.

868
00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:58,807
Oh, you don't know? Okay.
Where is he?

869
00:58:00,044 --> 00:58:01,777
My uncle.

870
00:58:01,779 --> 00:58:03,111
I saw pictures of you with him.

871
00:58:03,113 --> 00:58:05,247
Shown to me,
by the way, by cops.

872
00:58:05,249 --> 00:58:06,648
Now, where is he?

873
00:58:07,585 --> 00:58:09,551
No. I'm his squire,

874
00:58:09,553 --> 00:58:11,653
and I, I can't deluge
his secrets.

875
00:58:12,122 --> 00:58:13,222
Divulge.

876
00:58:13,858 --> 00:58:15,458
Hey!

877
00:58:15,459 --> 00:58:17,059
I was supposed to give that
to the lady of the leche.

878
00:58:17,061 --> 00:58:18,594
The milk lady?

879
00:58:19,563 --> 00:58:21,497
"Oh, beauteous maiden,"

880
00:58:21,499 --> 00:58:23,232
pristine in your tower.

881
00:58:23,234 --> 00:58:24,967
I succumb to your beauty,

882
00:58:24,969 --> 00:58:27,870
your grace and sweet power.

883
00:58:27,872 --> 00:58:30,506
Though the greatest
knight-errant,

884
00:58:30,508 --> 00:58:31,840
I am unworthy...

885
00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:35,077
of the sweet amber nectar
of your fearless love.

886
00:58:35,079 --> 00:58:37,679
So I shall ne'r view your flesh.

887
00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:39,882
So, supple, so pliant,

888
00:58:39,884 --> 00:58:42,017
- till a princess I've saved...
- Please.

889
00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:44,253
From a ravaging giant.

890
00:58:44,255 --> 00:58:46,188
Yours, in love everlasting,

891
00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:48,857
"The great and humble,
Don Quixote."

892
00:58:51,595 --> 00:58:53,896
- Please, just give...
- Is this where he is?

893
00:58:55,199 --> 00:58:58,133
I...

894
00:58:58,135 --> 00:59:02,304
Go back and tell him
that you gave his poem

895
00:59:02,306 --> 00:59:04,273
to the woman he loves

896
00:59:04,275 --> 00:59:07,743
and she loves him very much.

897
00:59:07,745 --> 00:59:10,746
And she wants to see him,

898
00:59:10,748 --> 00:59:12,748
hopes to see him, very soon.

899
00:59:12,750 --> 00:59:15,717
And tell him, that, um...

900
00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:20,155
she wants him
to wait where he is, and um...

901
00:59:20,157 --> 00:59:22,224
await the hand of fate.

902
00:59:23,594 --> 00:59:25,661
Oh.

903
00:59:25,663 --> 00:59:28,063
And she wants him
to not do anything stupid.

904
00:59:28,065 --> 00:59:30,732
A princess and a giant.

905
00:59:30,734 --> 00:59:32,200
He's not stupid.

906
00:59:56,627 --> 01:00:01,663
<i>♪ The bats are in the belfry ♪</i>

907
01:00:01,665 --> 01:00:07,169
<i>♪ The dew is on the moor ♪</i>

908
01:00:07,171 --> 01:00:12,107
<i>♪ Where are the arms
That held me ♪</i>

909
01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:17,679
<i>♪ And pledged her love before? ♪</i>

910
01:00:17,681 --> 01:00:23,285
<i>♪ And pledged her love before? ♪</i>

911
01:00:24,822 --> 01:00:30,025
<i>♪ And it's such
A sad old feeling ♪</i>

912
01:00:30,027 --> 01:00:34,696
<i>♪ All the fields
Are soft and green ♪</i>

913
01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:39,385
Excuse me.

914
01:00:39,386 --> 01:00:42,671
<i>♪ ...that I'm stealing
But you're innocent... ♪</i>

915
01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:44,806
Excuse me!

916
01:00:47,411 --> 01:00:51,747
<i>♪ You're innocent
When you dream ♪</i>

917
01:00:51,749 --> 01:00:53,915
<i>♪ When you dream ♪</i>

918
01:00:53,917 --> 01:01:00,122
<i>♪ You're innocent
When you dream ♪</i>

919
01:01:01,859 --> 01:01:06,895
<i>♪ I made a golden promise ♪</i>

920
01:01:06,897 --> 01:01:11,099
<i>♪ That we would never part ♪</i>

921
01:01:13,270 --> 01:01:16,138
<i>The squire cared for his master,</i>

922
01:01:16,140 --> 01:01:18,206
<i>even concocting tales</i>

923
01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:21,076
<i>of the peerless lady's
sweet reply.</i>

924
01:01:25,749 --> 01:01:27,015
Oh.

925
01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:30,986
Take care
not to bind my loins, Sancho.

926
01:01:30,988 --> 01:01:34,189
<i>And he was rewarded
with a great and unlikely thing.</i>

927
01:01:34,191 --> 01:01:36,892
Is that the great Don Quixote
I see?

928
01:01:39,063 --> 01:01:43,765
My name is Princess Muh...
Micomiconia,

929
01:01:43,767 --> 01:01:47,269
and I seek a knight to, um...
Um...

930
01:01:47,271 --> 01:01:51,373
My lady beseech-eth thee
to slaughter a giant,

931
01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:55,043
which vexeth-eth her land.

932
01:02:10,994 --> 01:02:13,095
- Sword. Sword.
- Oh. Uh...

933
01:02:17,134 --> 01:02:19,768
My lady thanks you,
oh, great knight.

934
01:02:19,770 --> 01:02:20,869
Wait!

935
01:02:21,839 --> 01:02:23,405
Before we embark,

936
01:02:23,407 --> 01:02:28,076
you should know
that my heart is owned

937
01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:34,816
by the peerless
Lady Dulce de Leche of Tabasco.

938
01:02:34,818 --> 01:02:39,020
Her love
is the only thing in this world

939
01:02:39,022 --> 01:02:41,356
against which I am powerless.

940
01:02:41,358 --> 01:02:44,893
And so, though undoubtedly,

941
01:02:44,895 --> 01:02:47,195
you will find yourself
in love with me

942
01:02:47,197 --> 01:02:49,998
as a result of my heroic deeds,

943
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,335
if you have not fallen so
already.

944
01:02:53,337 --> 01:02:58,073
I will not ever be free...

945
01:02:59,777 --> 01:03:00,842
to marry you.

946
01:03:03,162 --> 01:03:05,479
Oh, well,
that's very disappointing.

947
01:03:07,985 --> 01:03:09,117
To the giant!

948
01:03:12,322 --> 01:03:13,889
Rosacea!

949
01:03:18,562 --> 01:03:21,296
<i>The heroes, so pure of heart,</i>

950
01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:25,433
<i>could not see
the treachery at hand.</i>

951
01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:31,506
<i>Little did they know</i>

952
01:03:31,508 --> 01:03:34,075
<i>that they were being lead
to the one place</i>

953
01:03:34,077 --> 01:03:36,845
<i>that spells defeat
for the adventurer...</i>

954
01:03:38,282 --> 01:03:39,381
<i>Home.</i>

955
01:03:41,385 --> 01:03:46,154
<i>But fortune will often give
a lost hero a sign.</i>

956
01:03:48,225 --> 01:03:50,992
Sancho,
you remember that castle?

957
01:03:52,596 --> 01:03:55,497
Yeah, I remember it in my bones.

958
01:03:55,499 --> 01:03:58,466
I feel it is my gentlemanly duty

959
01:03:58,468 --> 01:04:03,071
to pay a visit to my old friend,
the lord of that place.

960
01:04:03,073 --> 01:04:05,340
It was he
who first dubbed me knight.

961
01:04:06,610 --> 01:04:10,345
I feel rightly obligated
to accept

962
01:04:10,347 --> 01:04:14,015
whatever offer
he may have of a feast

963
01:04:14,017 --> 01:04:16,218
or, perhaps, a bed...

964
01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:20,255
No, no.
Your Grace, the giant awaits!

965
01:04:20,257 --> 01:04:22,057
Uh, actually, Your Highness,

966
01:04:22,059 --> 01:04:25,093
Don Quixote hasn't slept
or eaten in, like, days.

967
01:04:30,901 --> 01:04:32,567
Rejoice!

968
01:04:32,569 --> 01:04:36,404
The great Don Quixote
requires a feast.

969
01:04:40,611 --> 01:04:42,143
Your grace.

970
01:04:44,147 --> 01:04:45,347
We have chili!

971
01:04:45,349 --> 01:04:47,182
Oh, chili, nice.

972
01:04:47,918 --> 01:04:48,984
Yay.

973
01:04:58,996 --> 01:05:01,997
<i>The lord of the land
provided a great feast</i>

974
01:05:01,999 --> 01:05:04,065
<i>filled with fellowship and joy.</i>

975
01:05:06,303 --> 01:05:08,470
<i>Sancho regaled
his new friends...</i>

976
01:05:10,490 --> 01:05:12,507
<i>with stories of
his first-ever adventures.</i>

977
01:05:12,509 --> 01:05:14,042
That was a good one.

978
01:05:15,112 --> 01:05:17,796
I thought he was my best friend.

979
01:05:17,797 --> 01:05:20,481
<i>The poet came in
from the woods to account again,</i>

980
01:05:20,484 --> 01:05:24,219
<i>how the devious Ferdi
had stolen his sweet Lucinda.</i>

981
01:05:24,221 --> 01:05:27,289
It's intriguing, really.

982
01:05:27,291 --> 01:05:31,259
<i>And Don Quixote
dreamed of the great dance</i>

983
01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:35,163
<i>that would declare him
worthy and loved.</i>

984
01:05:36,533 --> 01:05:40,068
<i>It now seemed
an impossible dream.</i>

985
01:05:47,444 --> 01:05:49,311
What are you doing?

986
01:05:52,950 --> 01:05:54,015
You stay here.

987
01:06:00,123 --> 01:06:01,456
Our wedding...

988
01:06:07,965 --> 01:06:09,197
Jackass.

989
01:06:11,501 --> 01:06:16,037
You frickin'... Ferdi!

990
01:06:16,039 --> 01:06:18,340
Wait, how the hell
do you know Ferdi?

991
01:06:22,612 --> 01:06:25,413
Hey, Lucinda? Yeah. I know you.

992
01:06:25,415 --> 01:06:27,549
Do you know me? Dotty.

993
01:06:27,551 --> 01:06:28,984
Ferdi's other fiancée.

994
01:06:28,986 --> 01:06:30,052
- Wait...
- What?

995
01:06:30,053 --> 01:06:31,119
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

996
01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,991
In the absence of the Princess,

997
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:38,093
who is...

998
01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:42,030
who is surely resting

999
01:06:42,032 --> 01:06:44,265
and will be grateful
to have missed such behavior,

1000
01:06:44,267 --> 01:06:47,168
I, Don Quixote of La Mancha,

1001
01:06:47,170 --> 01:06:50,338
have the sole authority
to administer justice

1002
01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:52,107
and to take a life!

1003
01:06:52,109 --> 01:06:54,142
Which I will gladly do
if provoked.

1004
01:06:54,144 --> 01:06:55,610
- I asked the Prince!
- Silence!

1005
01:06:55,612 --> 01:06:57,379
Oh, shit...

1006
01:06:57,381 --> 01:06:59,647
Are you indeed the fair Lucinda?

1007
01:06:59,649 --> 01:07:02,784
That same damsel
that inspired the sublime verse

1008
01:07:02,786 --> 01:07:04,486
my squire and I encountered

1009
01:07:04,488 --> 01:07:06,488
in a distant castle
of this realm?

1010
01:07:08,225 --> 01:07:12,293
Which of these swains,
Lucinda, do you love?

1011
01:07:14,064 --> 01:07:15,630
My sword demands the truth!

1012
01:07:17,401 --> 01:07:18,666
I love Carl.

1013
01:07:18,668 --> 01:07:20,135
What?

1014
01:07:20,137 --> 01:07:21,503
You have a hell of a way
of showing it.

1015
01:07:21,505 --> 01:07:23,571
You just disappeared!

1016
01:07:23,573 --> 01:07:25,206
Is this who you left me for?

1017
01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:26,574
What? I just met her.

1018
01:07:26,576 --> 01:07:28,143
I left you for nobody.

1019
01:07:28,145 --> 01:07:29,444
It was all Ferdi's idea.

1020
01:07:29,446 --> 01:07:31,746
Uh, no, I, I said...

1021
01:07:31,748 --> 01:07:33,381
You said it was a test.

1022
01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:35,150
You thought I needed a test?

1023
01:07:35,152 --> 01:07:36,384
Well, apparently, you did.

1024
01:07:36,386 --> 01:07:37,819
You told me you'd kill yourself

1025
01:07:37,821 --> 01:07:40,155
before you slept
with someone else.

1026
01:07:40,157 --> 01:07:42,257
Well? Why didn't you?

1027
01:07:42,259 --> 01:07:44,960
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1028
01:07:44,961 --> 01:07:47,662
Poet, when you see her now,
do you truly wish her dead?

1029
01:07:47,664 --> 01:07:49,631
- Do you?
- No.

1030
01:07:49,633 --> 01:07:53,201
Death is a easy peace.

1031
01:07:53,203 --> 01:07:56,204
She chose instead to live,
to torture herself daily

1032
01:07:56,206 --> 01:07:57,639
with the knowledge
of your unfaithfulness

1033
01:07:57,641 --> 01:07:59,274
and her own.

1034
01:07:59,276 --> 01:08:02,811
Besides, there is a true villain
in this tale.

1035
01:08:02,813 --> 01:08:05,447
And he must be punished.

1036
01:08:05,449 --> 01:08:07,248
No!

1037
01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:10,852
Ah, broken and shamed,
yet still she cries out.

1038
01:08:10,854 --> 01:08:12,320
Such is love.

1039
01:08:12,322 --> 01:08:14,322
Poet, your failure was

1040
01:08:14,324 --> 01:08:16,624
that you ran from your enemy
rather than toward him

1041
01:08:16,626 --> 01:08:18,526
and, thus,
you could never be satisfied.

1042
01:08:18,528 --> 01:08:20,261
This we must remedy.

1043
01:08:20,263 --> 01:08:22,764
You, sir, are indeed a villain.

1044
01:08:22,766 --> 01:08:26,434
However, by sacrificing Lucinda
to her true love,

1045
01:08:26,436 --> 01:08:28,837
by honoring your promise
to this lady,

1046
01:08:28,839 --> 01:08:32,107
And by allowing the poet
to exact his revenge,

1047
01:08:32,109 --> 01:08:33,541
you may yet be redeemed.

1048
01:08:33,543 --> 01:08:35,410
- Revenge?
- Poet!

1049
01:08:35,712 --> 01:08:37,696
Hey!

1050
01:08:37,697 --> 01:08:39,681
Exact your revenge
from the very loins

1051
01:08:39,683 --> 01:08:41,516
this scoundrel used

1052
01:08:41,518 --> 01:08:43,384
to betray the honor
of your love.

1053
01:08:43,386 --> 01:08:44,853
Not the loins. Not the loins!

1054
01:08:46,656 --> 01:08:48,490
Yes!

1055
01:08:52,129 --> 01:08:55,230
Justice is done.

1056
01:09:02,372 --> 01:09:06,608
<i>♪ Baby, baby
Let's get together ♪</i>

1057
01:09:06,610 --> 01:09:10,645
<i>♪ Honey, honey me and you ♪</i>

1058
01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:15,550
<i>♪ And do the things
Oh, do the things ♪</i>

1059
01:09:15,552 --> 01:09:18,453
<i>♪ That we like to do ♪</i>

1060
01:09:18,455 --> 01:09:21,523
<i>♪ Oh, do a little dance ♪</i>

1061
01:09:21,525 --> 01:09:23,324
<i>♪ Make a little love ♪</i>

1062
01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:25,560
<i>♪ Get down tonight ♪</i>

1063
01:09:25,562 --> 01:09:26,928
<i>♪ Get down tonight ♪</i>

1064
01:09:27,864 --> 01:09:29,931
<i>♪ Do a little dance ♪</i>

1065
01:09:29,933 --> 01:09:32,200
<i>♪ Make a little love ♪</i>

1066
01:09:32,202 --> 01:09:33,902
<i>♪ Get down tonight ♪</i>

1067
01:09:33,904 --> 01:09:35,670
<i>♪ Get down tonight ♪</i>

1068
01:09:36,473 --> 01:09:38,506
<i>♪ Baby, babe ♪</i>

1069
01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:40,475
<i>♪ I meet you ♪</i>

1070
01:09:40,477 --> 01:09:44,779
<i>♪ Same place, same time ♪</i>

1071
01:09:44,781 --> 01:09:48,883
<i>♪ Where we can
Oh, get together ♪</i>

1072
01:09:48,885 --> 01:09:52,587
<i>♪ And ease up our mind ♪</i>

1073
01:09:52,589 --> 01:09:55,757
<i>♪ Oh, do a little dance ♪</i>

1074
01:09:55,759 --> 01:09:57,525
<i>♪ Make a little love ♪</i>

1075
01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:59,327
<i>♪ Get down tonight ♪</i>

1076
01:09:59,329 --> 01:10:00,962
<i>♪ Get down tonight ♪</i>

1077
01:10:00,964 --> 01:10:02,297
<i>♪ Hey! ♪</i>

1078
01:10:02,299 --> 01:10:04,232
<i>♪ Do a little dance ♪</i>

1079
01:10:04,234 --> 01:10:06,267
<i>♪ Make a little love ♪</i>

1080
01:10:06,269 --> 01:10:08,436
<i>♪ Get down tonight ♪</i>

1081
01:10:08,438 --> 01:10:10,838
<i>♪ Get down tonight, baby ♪</i>

1082
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:25,253
Cops!

1083
01:10:25,255 --> 01:10:26,888
What the hell do they want?

1084
01:10:26,890 --> 01:10:28,173
- Unhand me!
- Get him outta here!

1085
01:10:28,174 --> 01:10:29,457
- Come, follow me!
- I flee from no man!

1086
01:10:29,459 --> 01:10:31,626
Those are cops, we got to go!

1087
01:10:31,628 --> 01:10:34,429
I could easily defeat
a hundred such...

1088
01:10:34,431 --> 01:10:35,863
petty functionaries!

1089
01:10:35,865 --> 01:10:36,998
- We got to go!
- Unhand me,

1090
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,867
you scoundrels.
I said unhand me!

1091
01:10:39,869 --> 01:10:41,736
Move!

1092
01:10:41,738 --> 01:10:44,239
Uncle Danny, listen to me.

1093
01:10:44,241 --> 01:10:47,942
You, you are not a knight!

1094
01:10:47,944 --> 01:10:50,778
You're not Don Quixote,
you're not...

1095
01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:53,014
Your name is Danny Kehoe.

1096
01:10:53,016 --> 01:10:54,882
And you are a lying hag!

1097
01:10:54,884 --> 01:10:57,418
They're gonna lock you up.
Uncle Danny, please!

1098
01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:59,854
I am Don... Stop, stop, stop.

1099
01:10:59,856 --> 01:11:01,456
I can settle this.
I can settle this.

1100
01:11:01,458 --> 01:11:04,525
Uh, Your Grace, Your Grace,
I have a question.

1101
01:11:04,527 --> 01:11:05,793
I have a question to ask, okay?

1102
01:11:06,997 --> 01:11:08,396
Do you have to pee?

1103
01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:12,934
In all the stories
you've read about knights,

1104
01:11:12,936 --> 01:11:14,702
does anyone
ever have to take a piss?

1105
01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:20,041
If you have to pee...

1106
01:11:20,777 --> 01:11:21,876
you're not a knight!

1107
01:11:28,585 --> 01:11:29,851
Wait, stop!

1108
01:11:29,853 --> 01:11:31,319
Oh!

1109
01:11:31,321 --> 01:11:33,688
Please, please, please!

1110
01:11:33,690 --> 01:11:36,324
Civilized men
will not sit idly by

1111
01:11:36,326 --> 01:11:38,960
while one person
puts their desires

1112
01:11:38,962 --> 01:11:40,495
above the community's

1113
01:11:40,497 --> 01:11:43,064
and threatens
their comfort and safety.

1114
01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:45,900
Now, where is he?

1115
01:11:56,846 --> 01:11:58,746
Crap. Crap.

1116
01:12:01,918 --> 01:12:03,818
Don't shoot him!

1117
01:12:05,488 --> 01:12:06,587
Okay.

1118
01:12:09,659 --> 01:12:12,560
<i>♪ I'm chained to the wall ♪</i>

1119
01:12:16,533 --> 01:12:20,902
<i>♪ I'm nothing at all ♪</i>

1120
01:12:25,008 --> 01:12:29,811
<i>♪ And my eyes
Look into the sunset ♪</i>

1121
01:12:29,813 --> 01:12:32,780
<i>♪ Thinking
Of better things to do ♪</i>

1122
01:12:33,817 --> 01:12:38,119
<i>♪ Like a monkey in a zoo ♪</i>

1123
01:12:39,656 --> 01:12:43,691
<i>♪ The days go so slow ♪</i>

1124
01:12:45,662 --> 01:12:50,998
<i>♪ And I don't have no friends ♪</i>

1125
01:12:55,038 --> 01:12:58,840
<i>♪ Except all these people ♪</i>

1126
01:12:58,842 --> 01:13:02,410
<i>♪ Who want me to do
Tricks for them ♪</i>

1127
01:13:02,412 --> 01:13:04,112
<i>♪ Like a monkey ♪</i>

1128
01:13:05,415 --> 01:13:07,715
<i>♪ In a zoo ♪</i>

1129
01:13:14,624 --> 01:13:18,493
<i>♪ And it could happen to you ♪</i>

1130
01:13:18,495 --> 01:13:19,994
Hey, Sancho!

1131
01:13:19,996 --> 01:13:22,096
- Look up, dude?
- Sancho!

1132
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:26,534
Gotta post ya!
We'll see you real soon!

1133
01:13:29,038 --> 01:13:36,043
<i>♪ No, it wasn't always
Like this ♪</i>

1134
01:13:36,045 --> 01:13:41,749
<i>♪ Oh, but I never saw
It coming ♪</i>

1135
01:13:44,187 --> 01:13:47,088
<i>♪ I'm so alone ♪</i>

1136
01:13:51,461 --> 01:13:55,129
<i>♪ This is my home ♪</i>

1137
01:14:06,810 --> 01:14:09,677
These first two,
you should start right now,

1138
01:14:09,679 --> 01:14:11,612
it's the antipsychotic...

1139
01:14:12,048 --> 01:14:13,881
and a sedative.

1140
01:14:16,453 --> 01:14:17,885
The other one
you were already taking

1141
01:14:17,887 --> 01:14:19,220
in the hospital. It's, um...

1142
01:14:20,156 --> 01:14:21,622
for depression.

1143
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:27,495
Remember,
you have to take these, okay?

1144
01:14:27,497 --> 01:14:30,965
It's part of the deal
for getting the charges reduced.

1145
01:14:31,601 --> 01:14:32,900
You understand?

1146
01:14:35,605 --> 01:14:36,671
Uncle Danny?

1147
01:14:51,020 --> 01:14:52,153
Thank you.

1148
01:15:21,651 --> 01:15:24,151
<i>And so, the great knight...</i>

1149
01:15:25,054 --> 01:15:27,154
<i>quietly died.</i>

1150
01:15:33,129 --> 01:15:36,030
No. This is no way
to end this story.

1151
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:38,866
No, Kevin. No.

1152
01:15:39,969 --> 01:15:41,235
- Milord!
- No.

1153
01:15:41,237 --> 01:15:42,603
No, Kevin. Get out!

1154
01:15:42,605 --> 01:15:44,772
I am a humble squire,

1155
01:15:44,774 --> 01:15:46,807
seeking
a knight-errant to serve,

1156
01:15:46,809 --> 01:15:49,544
and I won't settle
for nothing less

1157
01:15:49,546 --> 01:15:52,046
than the greatest of all time,

1158
01:15:52,048 --> 01:15:53,581
the great Don Quixote.

1159
01:15:53,583 --> 01:15:54,649
Don Quixote is gone.

1160
01:15:54,651 --> 01:15:56,017
No, he's not.

1161
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:05,159
What the hell?

1162
01:16:05,161 --> 01:16:06,794
<i>Driving to work, and, um...</i>

1163
01:16:06,796 --> 01:16:08,229
<i>You know, I look over and...</i>

1164
01:16:08,231 --> 01:16:09,730
<i>And out of the woods
comes a guy...</i>

1165
01:16:09,732 --> 01:16:11,732
<i>butt naked, just...</i>

1166
01:16:11,734 --> 01:16:14,602
<i>♪ Butt naked, butt, butt... ♪</i>

1167
01:16:14,604 --> 01:16:15,770
Somebody made this.

1168
01:16:15,772 --> 01:16:18,105
- <i>Funny guy.</i>
- See that?

1169
01:16:18,107 --> 01:16:19,707
- <i>Funny guy.</i>
- We did all of this.

1170
01:16:20,109 --> 01:16:21,709
You and me.

1171
01:16:21,711 --> 01:16:23,711
<i>♪ Butt, butt naked ♪</i>

1172
01:16:23,713 --> 01:16:25,846
<i>♪ Butt naked ♪ - ♪ Funny guy ♪</i>

1173
01:16:25,848 --> 01:16:27,315
<i>♪ Butt, butt naked ♪</i>

1174
01:16:27,317 --> 01:16:29,784
<i>We love you, Donky Keyhote.</i>

1175
01:16:29,786 --> 01:16:31,285
<i>♪ Love, love, love ♪</i>

1176
01:16:31,287 --> 01:16:33,754
<i>- Behold!
- Donky Keyhote.</i>

1177
01:16:33,756 --> 01:16:37,658
<i>- ♪ Love, love, love ♪
- ♪ Funny guy ♪</i>

1178
01:16:37,660 --> 01:16:39,360
<i>♪ Donky Keyhote ♪</i>

1179
01:16:42,231 --> 01:16:44,065
Oh, yeah.

1180
01:16:44,067 --> 01:16:46,100
And that, but still.

1181
01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:48,803
<i>♪ And I will survive
Like I'm singing karaoke ♪</i>

1182
01:16:48,805 --> 01:16:49,971
<i>♪ Don Quixote ♪</i>

1183
01:16:49,973 --> 01:16:51,606
<i>♪ Don Quixote ♪</i>

1184
01:16:51,608 --> 01:16:54,075
<i>♪ Don Quixote, Don Quixote ♪</i>

1185
01:16:54,077 --> 01:16:56,877
<i>♪ Don Quixote... ♪</i>

1186
01:16:56,879 --> 01:16:58,212
See, boss?

1187
01:16:58,214 --> 01:17:01,782
One million, two hundred
fifty-six thousand views!

1188
01:17:01,784 --> 01:17:03,818
You're famous
just like you said you'd be!

1189
01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:05,987
Uncle Danny, this is just
our neighbor, Kevin.

1190
01:17:05,989 --> 01:17:07,288
My name is Sancho.

1191
01:17:08,992 --> 01:17:11,359
Come on, man. You can't
just be amazing one day,

1192
01:17:11,361 --> 01:17:13,828
and then go back
to just sitting around and...

1193
01:17:13,830 --> 01:17:14,962
What... what is that?

1194
01:17:14,964 --> 01:17:16,130
Medicine.

1195
01:17:16,132 --> 01:17:18,099
Why? Why would you
give that to him?

1196
01:17:18,101 --> 01:17:19,800
I'm trying to save his life!

1197
01:17:19,802 --> 01:17:20,868
Yeah?

1198
01:17:21,404 --> 01:17:22,803
So was I.

1199
01:17:28,344 --> 01:17:30,311
Blasphemers...

1200
01:17:34,317 --> 01:17:37,818
Hideous, vile...

1201
01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:40,154
- blasphemers.
- Don Quixote.

1202
01:17:40,156 --> 01:17:45,226
Besmirching the name
of the peerless lady.

1203
01:17:45,228 --> 01:17:49,096
Dulce de Leche of Tabasco!

1204
01:17:55,872 --> 01:17:59,940
I reject thee vile toxins.

1205
01:18:03,379 --> 01:18:04,679
Oh!

1206
01:18:04,681 --> 01:18:06,714
Yes!

1207
01:18:12,088 --> 01:18:13,788
Gentle nurse,

1208
01:18:13,790 --> 01:18:17,258
the care you have given me
in my illness

1209
01:18:17,260 --> 01:18:21,162
has been tireless and sweet

1210
01:18:21,164 --> 01:18:23,397
and clearly born of love.

1211
01:18:24,834 --> 01:18:28,002
You have
my gratitude, eternally.

1212
01:18:33,309 --> 01:18:34,975
- Sancho.
- Yeah, yeah.

1213
01:18:34,977 --> 01:18:36,911
Wait!

1214
01:18:36,913 --> 01:18:40,915
Milord? I hope you will return
to this castle

1215
01:18:40,917 --> 01:18:43,150
each evening for...

1216
01:18:43,152 --> 01:18:48,489
uh, feasting and the rest
you assuredly deserve.

1217
01:18:55,431 --> 01:18:56,864
Gramercy.

1218
01:19:27,930 --> 01:19:29,764
Sancho.

1219
01:19:29,766 --> 01:19:32,299
I believe the reason
a knight-errant needs a squire

1220
01:19:32,301 --> 01:19:35,469
is because the world
is simply too mad to face alone.

1221
01:19:36,272 --> 01:19:38,272
I thank you, my friend.

1222
01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:39,440
Of course, boss.

1223
01:19:40,076 --> 01:19:41,475
Dapple!

1224
01:19:42,512 --> 01:19:44,311
How did you get her back?

1225
01:19:44,313 --> 01:19:46,080
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god. It's Sancho.

1226
01:19:46,082 --> 01:19:47,281
It's Don Quixote!

1227
01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:49,250
Don Quixote, I love you!

1228
01:19:49,252 --> 01:19:51,318
- See, I told you.
- Can I take a photo?

1229
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:53,521
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
Thank you so much.

1230
01:19:53,523 --> 01:19:55,923
Oh! I love you. Bye!

1231
01:19:58,094 --> 01:20:02,463
Yes, Sancho.
My fame is indeed great.

1232
01:20:02,465 --> 01:20:04,365
Yeah, mine is too.

1233
01:20:06,502 --> 01:20:08,953
But Sancho,

1234
01:20:08,954 --> 01:20:11,405
we must now embark upon
our greatest adventure

1235
01:20:11,407 --> 01:20:16,043
and find the maker of those lies
and blasphemies against my lady.

1236
01:20:17,814 --> 01:20:19,046
That cur...

1237
01:20:20,483 --> 01:20:22,950
will beg her forgiveness

1238
01:20:22,952 --> 01:20:25,886
or suffer the wrath of my blade.

1239
01:20:25,888 --> 01:20:27,121
Yes!

1240
01:20:27,123 --> 01:20:30,191
Yeah. Let's go.

1241
01:20:40,903 --> 01:20:42,336
<i>And that is the true tale</i>

1242
01:20:42,338 --> 01:20:44,205
<i>of the Ingenious Gentleman,</i>

1243
01:20:44,207 --> 01:20:46,340
<i>Don Quixote of La Mancha,</i>

1244
01:20:46,342 --> 01:20:51,412
<i>who arrives in times of darkness
to bring hope to the people.</i>

1245
01:20:51,414 --> 01:20:54,882
<i>For a great story,
before it can be told,</i>

1246
01:20:54,884 --> 01:20:57,551
<i>must be lived.</i>

1247
01:21:18,541 --> 01:21:21,909
<i>♪ Blow on that bugle ♪</i>

1248
01:21:21,911 --> 01:21:24,945
<i>♪ And call the brigade ♪</i>

1249
01:21:24,947 --> 01:21:28,249
<i>♪ No second guessing ♪</i>

1250
01:21:28,251 --> 01:21:31,485
<i>♪ The plans have been laid ♪</i>

1251
01:21:31,487 --> 01:21:34,889
<i>♪ On with my boots ♪</i>

1252
01:21:34,891 --> 01:21:38,192
<i>♪ And off of my bottom ♪</i>

1253
01:21:38,194 --> 01:21:41,295
<i>♪ Light 'em and smoke 'em ♪</i>

1254
01:21:41,297 --> 01:21:44,498
<i>♪ As long as I got 'em ♪</i>

1255
01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:47,201
<i>♪ I fell out of bed ♪</i>

1256
01:21:47,203 --> 01:21:51,138
<i>♪ And went heels over head ♪</i>

1257
01:21:51,140 --> 01:21:55,342
<i>♪ Babies, I'm living the dream ♪</i>

1258
01:21:57,480 --> 01:22:00,648
<i>♪ Head in your helmet ♪</i>

1259
01:22:00,650 --> 01:22:03,684
<i>♪ Sew your vest too ♪</i>

1260
01:22:03,686 --> 01:22:07,121
<i>♪ Put the kettle of medals ♪</i>

1261
01:22:07,123 --> 01:22:10,357
<i>♪ And a hundred balloons ♪</i>

1262
01:22:10,359 --> 01:22:13,394
<i>♪ Fast on your feet ♪</i>

1263
01:22:13,396 --> 01:22:16,563
<i>♪ You stand at the ready ♪</i>

1264
01:22:16,565 --> 01:22:20,034
<i>♪ To fire your blunderbuss ♪</i>

1265
01:22:20,036 --> 01:22:23,070
<i>♪ Throw your confetti ♪</i>

1266
01:22:23,072 --> 01:22:25,539
<i>♪ Rise from your chair ♪</i>

1267
01:22:25,541 --> 01:22:29,343
<i>♪ And go any ol' where ♪</i>

1268
01:22:29,345 --> 01:22:33,580
<i>♪ Baby, you're living
The dream ♪</i>

1269
01:23:01,243 --> 01:23:04,345
<i>♪ Blow on that bugle ♪</i>

1270
01:23:04,347 --> 01:23:07,514
<i>♪ Call the brigade ♪</i>

1271
01:23:07,516 --> 01:23:11,018
<i>♪ No second guessing ♪</i>

1272
01:23:11,020 --> 01:23:14,188
<i>♪ The plans have been laid ♪</i>

1273
01:23:14,190 --> 01:23:20,260
<i>♪ Over horizons
How glory she beckons ♪</i>

1274
01:23:20,262 --> 01:23:23,497
<i>♪ We stand in our stirrups ♪</i>

1275
01:23:23,499 --> 01:23:26,600
<i>♪ We nod to our seconds ♪</i>

1276
01:23:26,602 --> 01:23:29,403
<i>♪ We fell out of bed ♪</i>

1277
01:23:29,405 --> 01:23:33,173
<i>♪ And went heels over head ♪</i>

1278
01:23:33,175 --> 01:23:37,411
<i>♪ Babies
We're living the dream ♪</i>

1279
01:23:39,415 --> 01:23:42,016
<i>♪ We fell out of bed ♪</i>

1280
01:23:42,018 --> 01:23:45,652
<i>♪ And went heels over head ♪</i>

1281
01:23:45,654 --> 01:23:48,689
<i>♪ Babies, we're living ♪</i>

1282
01:23:48,691 --> 01:23:52,092
<i>♪ The days we are given ♪</i>

1283
01:23:52,094 --> 01:23:56,163
<i>♪ Babies
We're living the dream ♪</i>