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Jump 064: The Elder Scrolls

Jan 25th, 2018
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  1. >Jump 64: The Elder Scrolls
  2. >Seven of Cups (The scattering of energies by strong desires and unrealistic goals.)
  3. Hey, they're PLENTY realistic.
  4. >Age: 20
  5. >Location: Morrowind
  6. >Identity: Dunmer Mage (-100)
  7. >Drawbacks: Adoring Fan (+200), Oblivion Crisis (+200)
  8. ...This is going to be a very, very annoying ten years, isn't it. Hoo boy.
  9. >Birthsign: The Mage
  10. I'm sure anyone at all is shocked by me going after more magic perks.
  11. >Ancestor Guardian (Free Dunmer)
  12. Little bit harder to hit? Definitely a good thing.
  13. >Skill Books (1000)
  14. Considering how many books I'll be reading in the years to come... this will be a useful thing.
  15. >Alchemist (850, Mage)
  16. I probably already technically CAN do this, but higher proficiency won't hurt.
  17. >Conjurer (700, Mage)
  18. With that whole Oblivion drawback, I suspect this will come in handy.
  19. >Spellmaker (400, Mage)
  20. Making new spells? Definitely sign me up.
  21. >Master Alchemical Apparatus (200)
  22. If I'm going to get alchemy, I might as well go all the way.
  23. >Altar of Spellmaking (0, Mage)
  24. Same with spellmaking.
  25. >Prophecy: St. Jiub
  26. And now to drive the snakes from Ireland .. wait, no, the cliffracers from Vvardenfaell. Still..!
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  28. So, popping up at the start of Morrowind. I'm going to stay away from the plot, and let the Nerevarine deal with most of the local silliness - I'm going to make good on my prophecy, then relax and enjoy a vacation in the islands. I hear another island popped up in the chain, one populated by a mix of humans and dragon-men, but I wouldn't know anything about that. Maybe I can teach the adoring fan how to make mixed drinks.
  29.  
  30. >You can't.
  31.  
  32. I'm going to damn well spend ten years trying! I WILL have my fruity drinks with little umbrellas in them!!
  33.  
  34. But that's later. For now... well, I heard them say we've reached Morrowind. I'm sure they'll let us go.
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