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- "Is the camera on?"
- "Yes, sir."
- "Alright, zoom in on those Jinkos over there, see?"
- "Like this?"
- "Yeah, like that, that's perfect, mate."
- "Um, sir?"
- "Yeah?"
- "Are we wearing the scent cover?"
- "... Is it the stuff that smells like peaches?"
- "... Sir I think you've mistaken the scent cover for aerosol."
- "Ah, shit... Are they moving?"
- "I think they are, sir."
- "Yes, they are definitely moving, sir."
- "Well, mate, I hope you can put up a good jog."
- "I have asthma, sir."
- "Well, I guess we're both fucked. Literally."
- "Nice working with you, though."
- ============
- "Hello?"
- "Hello, this is a representative from Tanuki Company Sexual Products and Amusements, how may I help you?"
- "Hi! Well, I was just looking through your company's dildo catalog online, and for all of them, the measurements wouldn't fit inside my spinneret."
- "O-Oh, well if you want I could, um, put a request through for spinneret dildos?"
- "That'd be delightful, sweetie."
- "Alright, please hold."
- xxx
- "Excuse me, miss?"
- "MmMMH! Ugh, huh? Oh, make it quick kid, I'm getting eaten out right now."
- "Uh, um, well, one of our customers just asked me to put a request through for dildos that can fit inside spinnerets."
- "Hm.."
- "..."
- "AaAH! Fuck, slow down!"
- "That sounds like an excellent idea! And then, if they get stuck inside, we can send cute maintenance boys over to their addresses to get them to remove the dildos! And then, when the cute maintenance boys get molested and married, they'll buy more of our products to keep their sex life lubed! Perfect!"
- "So, should I go tell the customer that her request's been approved?"
- "Yes! You go and do that, and let me finish getting eaten out in peace."
- "Also, miss?"
- "Mgnh, what?"
- "...could I get a raise?"
- "Uh, mnh~! Sure, just leave me and the cutie under my desk in peace!"
- xxx
- "Hi! Sorry to keep you waiting, your request has been approved."
- "That's fantastic, honey, thank you."
- "No worries, miss, please continue to enjoy using our products."
- ============
- "Dude."
- "What?"
- "Is that a flower lady?"
- "Excuse me?"
- "A flower lady, dude."
- "Do you mean an Alraune?'
- "..."
- "Yeah, that, dude."
- "Stop saying that."
- "Dude, you should like.. Go up and touch her."
- "Why?"
- "Why *not*, dude? Look at her! She is totally, clearly, like, so into you, dude."
- "Dude, she just totally waved at you, dude!"
- "No, she didn't."
- "No, dude, she totally did, bro dude man, I'm not joshing you right now."
- "How many blunts have you gone through today?"
- "Uhhh... Three? Yeah, three, like how many fingers I'm holding up."
- "You're holding up two fingers."
- "Pfffshshshsh, and you're telling me that *I'm* high."
- "Just go up and say hi to her, dude."
- "No."
- "Hey, well, you're the one that isn't is not isshoudlnt should is not.... stoned right now."
- "Fine, but only if you promise me to stop smoking three blunts a day."
- "Sure, duuuude, pinky swear!"
- "That's your ring finger."
- "Same thing, bro?"
- "Fine, I'll go talk to her, if only so I can stop talking to you."
- "Hey, good luck dude! I know how much of a riot you are with the lay-dees, ayyy!"
- "... Oh, shit, did she just like, pull him into her flower?"
- "...."
- "Naaahhhhh, I'm probably just too stoned, duuuude hhhhahaaahh.."
- ============
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