YuYuYui - Ishitsumugi no shou 58

Let's be like Miroku-senpai - 1

[Hero Club room]

Suz: Making plastic models again? You really love these, Mebu.

Meb: They keep accumulating if I don't build them... Ah, ow... I cut my finger with the instructions, not my day.

Aya: Mebuki-senpai!? You're bleeding!

Yum: Goodness! How horrible. You require immediate cleaning of the wound. Have this.

Meb: A band-aid... Thank you, Miroku-san.

Fuu: Ooh! You did it in a flash, Miroku, I discern high girl power in you.

Yum: Hohoho. I much appreciate your praises. Although this much is in no way extraordinary.

Shi: Uuh~...

Mit: Shizuku-san, what's wrong? You look gloomy...

Shi: My sleeve was caught in a broken fence... I don't like... tears.

Yum: Aah, it is no worrying matter. I shall mend it immediately. Ah, you may keep your clothing on.

Shi: Thanks... Miroku.

Yum: Thanks are unnecessary for such a trifle matter.

Aya: .........Waah~.

Anz: Aya-chan, why are your eyes gleaming? What happened? So cute♪

Aya: I want to become like Miroku-senpai!

Meb/Fuu: Eh.

Shi/Mit: Eh.

Suz: Eeeeeeeeeeh!? Awawawa, Ayaya, you can't take that decision on a whim!

Yum: Suzume-san! What's the meaning of this?

Anz: Why again... and Miroku-san of all people?

Aya: Because Miroku-senpai is amazing. She never gives up even though Suzume-senpai is always retorting to her.

Aya: And when SHIZUKU-senpai hits or kicks her, I never saw her hit back.

Shi/Meb: You're right...

Aya: Besides, she's not only kind, she's also the feminine housewife type, I admire her♪

Ren: Hmph. You are much perceptive. Yumiko's greatness is of a similar sort to her ancestor, Miroku.

Aka: Aah, yeah. I won't say anything.

Meb: Now that you mention it, her speech is eccentric, but her personality is admirable.

Kar: Yeah. If it wasn't for her weird quirks, she might have more girl power than Fuu.

Fuu: Hey! But I agree. She can do housework, that's a good point.

Yum: N-Now, what has gotten into all of you? If this torrent of praise shall continue, I.... Hoho... Ohoho.

Suz: Everyone, quiet! What if Ayaya tries to become like Miroku-san because of what you said!?

Aya: Yes, Suzume-senpai! I'd like to become like Miroku-senpai!

Yum: My~♪

Shi/Meb/Kar: Eeeh...?

Shi/Meb/Kar: No way.

Suz: It's not gonna end well!


Let's be like Miroku-senpai - 2

[Sanshuu middle school hallway]

Yum: Wiping the windows by means of a wet newspaper removes dirt for a beautiful result as you can see.

Aya: Wow! The glass was full of fluff balls with a cloth, but it works perfectly with a newspaper. This was instructive♪

Yum: Ah, you must first wipe using the inside, and only later the outside, you would not want to waste newspaper, would you?

Aya: You even pay attention to resources management, you're really amazing, Miroku-senpai!

Suz: Look~, she's turning Ayaya into a tired housewife.

Kar: But they're having fun, what's so wrong about them getting along?

Meb: She's right. Suzume, how about you learn from Miroku-san instead of wasting all of the time?

Suz: Eeh~!? No way. Why would I imitate a rich lady character...

Ren: Negative. Yumiko is the daughter of a noble family, Miroku being the living proof of such. I shall not let denial stand.

Shi: Ah. They're going somewhere...

[Shopping district]

Fish vendor: It's cheap, it's cheap~! Cheap fish!

Yum: Kokudo-san, I recommend you to buy the biggest largest fish with the prettiest eyes.

Aya: Eyes?

Yum: Eyes indeed. In fish and humans alike, the beauty of the eyes correlates to a reliable body and mind.

Fish vendor: Oh! Yumiko-chan, welcome! I'll give you a discount on horse mackerel. How does 500 sound?

Aya: Miroku-senpai, he's offering a discount♪ Should we buy it?

Yum: An instant please. ......2, no, 3 for 1000 yens!

Aya: Eeh!?

Fish vendor: Can't do that. Stop joking around. H~m... Then 3 for 1300!

Yum: 4 for 1500!

Aya: Mi-Miroku-senpai!?

Fish vendor: Waaaah~~, take this, you thief! 4 for 1500! I lost. I'll even throw in a manila clam♪

Yum: Hohoho. Much appreciated. My pleasure to do business again♪

Aya: Haa... What just happened?

Yum: Bargaining is advantageous when shopping in the shopping district. The shopkeepers do like bargaining as well.

Yum: Our food budget is provided by taisha, is it not? Therefore, from the valuable taxation of the people, Kokudo-san.

Aya: Ha! So if we can make food a little cheaper... What a deep insight! Miroku-senpai, you never cease to amaze me!

Suz: Look at this... Miroku-san won the adoration of Ayaya just by being a cheapskate.

Meb: Really? I think what she said made sense.

Ren: Indeed. The noble-mindedness to sympathize with the lower classes is none other than the Miroku family teachings. The Miroku family belief.

Shi: By the way... Why are we tailing them...?

Suz: We're making sure Miroku-san isn't a bad influence on Ayaya, what else!?

Aka: Do you need to? Suzume, aren't you too harsh on Yumiko?

Kir: Ya like?

Suz: Haaaaaaaaaaa! Don't joke about that, chirp! Why me towards Miroku-san!?

Kir: O~oh? I ain't mentioned Yumii's name once though~? So? Ya like her?

Shi: Kagajou... So you do. Sorry... I didn't notice.

Meb/Kar: There's more to you than meets the eye, huh~.

Suz: No no no noooooo! I-I'm tired of this! I won't be Miroku-san's tsukkomi anymore!


Let's be like Miroku-senpai - 3

[A few days later]

[Hero Club room]

Gin: Tamako-san this is the new "Umanbou"! It's shibazuke and boiled egg flavor♪

Tam: Uhyo! Don't need to tell me twice♪ Crunch... Delish~~! Crunch♪

Aya: Goodness! Tamako-san, crumbling your snacks while eating is bad manners! Have this plate.

Gin/Tam: S-Sorry...

Aka: Keep it up, Itsuki-chan! Only 300 push-ups left♪

Its: Uu~m! Uu~m! I can't~!

Aya: Goodness! Akamine-san. You shall keep your muscle training coercion to a minimum. You've exhausted Itsuki-san!

Aka: R-...Right, sorry.

Tou: Everyone, it's 3, come get your serving of tea.

Yuu: Yaay♪ Snack time~!

Aya: <Loud>Alfreeeeeeeeeeed!!

Wak/Sek/Hin/ Eh!?

Shi/Meb/Kar: What!?

Anz: A-Aya-chan, what happened!?

Aya: Ha? I am merely instructing my butler to come serve me tea. What of it?

Nat: Aya's speech... is turning... into... Miroku's. What's... happening...?

Sum: Aya-san, get a hold of yourself! You can't call this foreign name so loudly!

Sek: That's your problem!? That can't be happening, Aya-chan? Look at me. Can you follow my finger!?

Aya: What's the matter? Sekka-san, you may add entertaining games to this elegant tea time♪

Uta: I heard Aya-san was learning from Miroku-san, but I didn't know the influence was so deep, oh god...

Kar: Hey... Isn't that really bad?

Kir: Really? It's cute. Hella cute. I think, therefore I think that's true.

Aya: Your compliments are much appreciated. I shall devote myself to improving.

Fuu: She has the Miroku speech, but unlike her, she actually seems like a legitimate noble lady, I wonder why...

Yum: Fuu-san!? My legitimacy is absolute! Would you avoid such slander towards my person!?

Aya: Most definitely. Do not say such slander!

SON: Ah, this is hopeless. I just saw the nation's 600,000,000 heroes break down crying~.

Wak: Well, since Aya is now more self-assured when she speaks. If this speech can give her this chance, then it isn't a bad thing.

Hin: Your heart is so tolerant, Wakaba-chan♪

Chi: To imitate Miroku-san has increased her spirit, which made her more lively. It's good...

Yum: Hohoho! How wondrous that Miroku shall receive praises.

Yum: To have one's true worth noticed by others... To a noble, there is no greater joy.

Ren: You've done well, Yumiko. You not only have brilliantly instructed your kouhai, but also showed the value of nobility. A most commendable achievement.

Yum: Ancestor-sama... Uh...! I, Miroku Yumiko, have at this instant realized the honor of my birth within the Miroku family!

Ren: Yumiko!

Ren: Ancestor-sama!

Aya: <Loud>Alfreeeeeeeeeeed!!

Shi/Meb/Kar: Woah...

Suz: ...............


Let's be like Miroku-senpai - 4

[Hero Club room]

Tak: Haa~, that was another exhausting day. I'm so hungry. Should we go get some udon?

Gin: But the usual udon place is on holiday today.

Fuu: Ah~, it totally slipped my mind... Can't help it. I'll make something at home... Will my stomach make it?

Aya: Everyone, worries are unnecessary! I, Aya from the Kokudo family shall take charge of it all!

Gin/Tak/Fuu: Eh!?

Aya: <Loud>Alfreeeeeeeeeeed!</> An imperial feast like no other will be waiting for you tonight!

Sek: Aya-chan!?

Mit: She's raising her voice so much...

Anz: Aah... A-Aya-chan... Aya-chan...

SON: The despair has fractured the hearts of the crying 600,000,000 heroes, pi~po~pi~po~.

Hin: A-Aya-san? You don't understand what imperial feast means, do you...?

Sum/Tou: To ask such a huge favor from a foreigner is inexcusable!

Its/Kar: Why that!?

Kir: Uuh, I've been thinkin' it's nice, but this is bad~. No good at all, real bad!

Aka: Even if it is, it's too late, isn't? She's already too far gone...

Shi: Ka-Kagajou...

Suz: Snob.

Meb: Suzume... do something.

Suz: Don't wanna.

Anz: Please don't be like that, do something! The Hero Club's angel is gonna be gone forever!

Suz: No means no.

Chi: For 100 yens...

Suz: You really can't do anything by yourselves.

Its: It was easy...

Suz: Miroku-san, could you stop... No, stop this! Please!

Yum: Ha? M-Me? You chose me as your target rather than Kokudo-san!?

Suz: Because you turned Ayaya like that, you made everyone sad and worried. Is that the way of the Miroku family!?

Yum: Ha...!?

Aya: It is absurd to threaten Miroku-senpai as such! She's a wonderful role model, a good teacher...!

Yum: ......Phew. Kokudo-san, I cannot describe how much joy your feelings have brought me. However...

Yum: The Miroku blood flowing inside my veins cannot be imitated, it is one of a kind. To my greatest regret, I am banishing you.

Aya: N-No...

Yum: Nevertheless... Aya from the Kukudo family is one of a kind as well. You are a fine lady just the way you are.

Yum: So to speak... The Mirokus were eliminated, the Kokudos qualified!

Aya: Kokudo... qualified?

Sum/Tou: Such a beautiful speech!

Aya: I understood what you've said. It's because you never compromise with your beliefs, that you're the wonderful person that you are.

Aya: Thank you so much. I will become independent as no one other than Kokudo Aya♪

Anz: Hooray! Hooray! Our angel is back! Hooray!

Suz: Do you get it now everyone? If I wasn't here, we'd have tragedies all the time.

Yum: However... It is such a shame. I was so glad to have acquired a little sister I longed for, for so long...

Meb: Miroku-san...

Shi: It wasn't your fault... most of it.

Ren: Lament not, descendant of mine. Shall loneliness strike you, Miroku will be your older, no, your little sister.

Kir/Aka: Eh!?

Ren: Y-You may rise... Stand up! Tomorrow will be a brighter day for the Miroku family, onee-sama!

Yum: Aah! Ancestor-sama. I am being overwhelmed with emotions!

Suz: SSSS-Stooo~~p! Don't make things any worse~~!!