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- >Day The Ultimatum in Equestria
- >*BEEP! MOTHERFUCKER! BEEP!*
- >Fucking alarm clock
- >Slam the off button
- >Get up and go for the shit, shower, and shave schedule (actual order is optional)
- >Get dressed hand head for the refrigerator to get yourself a glass of orange juice
- >Hear the 3 soft knocks on the door, identifying that it's that time again
- >Do so and head outside
- >No one is there
- >You thoroughly look around and shrug it off
- >Now you just crouch down to pick up the newspaper
- >As the paper is being raised, a walkie talkie slips out
- >You send the newspaper under your left arm with a glass juice at hand
- >Picking up the walkie talkie with your right hand you ponder
- >"Ah, you're up, good morning, lovely."
- >You immediately recognize the soft voice on the other side of the damn plastic communicator
- "OK, I know that's you Shy, get out here and we can talk."
- >"Darn!"
- (Recommend listening: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ3Z6FRvaLw)
- >A bush rustles in the distance and walks out is a familiar pink flowing mane and yellow body
- >She's still quite a distance, so you still use the gray brick to talk to her
- "Alright, what is todays guess?"
- >You spot her raise hers up
- >"It will be with a simple question and then I will say what it is today,"
- >Already knowing what it might be, you stay silent for her to finish on what she will ask
- "Will you let me h-have th...that m-money d...dick?"
- >Of course...
- >Your body reacts by dropping your shoulders
- >You raise your right arm up and yell into the box office
- "For fucks sake, NO!"
- >You notice that her head tilts and all you can see is just the pink hair covering her head
- >She raises her wireless rectangle
- >"I'm afraid that we've come to our fetish for today."
- >You exhale in discuss on what it will be and drop your head forward
- >Only to realize a red dot on your chest
- >Weird, especially that this is a clean shirt
- >You attempt to wipe it off, but your hand goes right through it
- >Having the keen instinct that this is Lemonshade's work, you raise the walkie talkie up
- "What's going on, Shy?"
- >As you look up and directly at her, she does that same to you, only with the stare of a thousand fucks to give
- >"Are ultimatum's your fetish?"
- >Another dot appears on your chest
- "Wha- Flutteshy, what are these?!"
- >You may not notice, but that is a shit-eating grin she's giving off
- >"Oh, those? Just some of my "associates" helping me out."
- >A third red dot appears on your torso
- "What do you mean-"
- >"HEY THERE NONNY!"
- >Another voice sparks out in the box
- >"Pinkie! We're supposed to say incognito!"
- >And another, sounds like a smart ass
- >"Everyone hush! They can hear us!"
- >And another, it's a prestigious tone
- >"Will you guys shut up!?"
- >Now a tomboy speaks up
- >You just stand there listening to the feud
- >Taking a stand, you intervene by trying to talk
- "Any more friends listening, Shy?"
- >Everyone goes silent, and you hear one walkie talkie go on
- >"No... that's all of us," says a quiet toned voice
- >You're in question on why the one with a hard on for ahpples isn't here
- >Must be busy with her work, as usual
- >Twilight: "Alright then Anon, care to surrender?"
- >You scoff from such a bullshit assertion
- "Right, like I'm afraid at some laser pointers. I'm calling at your bluffs."
- >A fourth light comes on and aims at your chest
- >FlutterShy: "On the contrary, they're more than fancy lights. Give our friend an example, Dash"
- >The fourth light quickly swerves to your orange juice at hand, and a loud snap sound is made
- >A shining object is hurling towards it and collides right through
- >Your hand is pushed back with your body and you topple from the force
- >Laying on the ground, you wonder what was that
- >You quickly grab your walkie talkie and newspaper too look at the damage
- >Shattered glass and splattered OJ is in a wide range on the side of you
- "Looking at your wall next to the small destruction is a giant dragon dildo
- >The worst part is, when you examined it
- >It is an actual dragon dick, stuffed and sharpened
- >How were they able to get this
- >Better question is on how they would get weaponry or even how to use it!
- >Fuck it, all that matters is getting out of this contention
- >A risky idea pops in your head
- >You pretend to drop some of the stuff
- >As you pick the newspaper and walkie talkie it back up, you grab a well-shaped shard
- >Pressing the "talk" button, you try to reconsider this
- >But it's too late now
- "Shy... you win. I surrender."
- >You are able to see the mare perks up her ears and wings
- >She gets on the line, breathing heavily as she talks
- >"Yes! YES! Take the lights off girls!"
- >Slowly, one by one the lights go off
- >3 of the 4 lights are off, one is still guided on the mid center of your torso
- >Twilightlicious: "Dash, get that light off!"
- >Rainbow: "I don't trust this guy, I was expecting him to give a fight."
- >Rara: "He just surrendered, isn't that just enough?"
- >Cunt: "Still, I don't know about it"
- >Shy: “Let it go, Dash. He’s mine.”
- >A groan of agony is heard, and so is a faint switch
- >You look at your chest
- >Not a red light is on you
- “That’s better.”
- >A line goes on
- >”Alright, honey. Mama’s coming over!”
- >Oh, fuck. Right.
- >You see her flapping her wings and darts right for you
- >Grabbing the newspaper out, you quickly roll up the shard in it and hold it in your right hand
- >Come get me, bitch
- >She’s charging at you with high speeds and makes a valiant leap
- >You feel a soft landing on your chest
- >She wraps her hind legs around your waist and hugs you
- >The psychotic mare gives you an impassioned on the cheek
- >You sand there, letting her snuggle you
- >And slowly wrap your arms around her, waiting for the right moment
- >”So, ready for some lovin’ sweetie?”
- >You snicker at her statement
- “Actually, now that I think of it,”
- >She darts her bollixed face at you
- “I’m ready to re-negotiate.”
- >The newspaper is dropped, leaving the glistening piece of glass exposed
- >Raising it to her in your arms and forcing her around
- >”EEP!”
- >You approach the weapon to her throat and wait
- >Immediately 4 lights target at you and the light yellow mastermind
- >They scatter around for an open body part
- >The stone box is crowded with chatter
- “Press the button.”
- >She does so, leaving it on speaker and whimpering
- “Alright! Ready to give up?”
- >It goes silent for a moment
- >Someone activates their talker
- >”Not even! I like a challenge anyway!”
- >One laser heads higher on your torso, until you can’t see it
- >Another line is activated
- >”Rainbow! Don’t do it!”
- >You start to break a sweat
- >”Why?! I was right about him!”
- >No shit, may want to put that on your resume and send that to the Wonderfags
- >”If you do, he will flinch and cause damage to her! Haven’t you’ve been paying attention on my lectures?!”
- >A brief silence happens on the line, only to be heard is your hostage whimper
- >”Uhh, right, yeah. Well… maybe I’ve slept a little.”
- >Multiple groans of disappoint can be heard
- >”OK, darling. No need to make any hasty movements. What do you want?”
- >Looks like the ace in the sleeve worked
- “All I want is to get back in my home.”
- >Some whispers are heard as your captive sniffles
- >You grow impatient from the suspense
- “I haven’t got all day, ladies!”
- >Tension rises from a pause of silence
- >”FlutterShy, what do you think?”
- >She holds tears as she tries to say something
- >”J-Just… let him… go….”
- >Another stillness fills the sound waves
- >Clicks can clearly be heard, identifying that the lights are off
- >”Alright, Nonny. They’re no more!”
- >Bookworm: ”Just give our friend back.”
- >You slowly back to your door
- >Confirming its existence by laying your back against the smooth oak finish
- >You drop the fragment and let go the mare by throwing her to the ground
- >She stands on her hooves before she makes contact and attempts to charge at you
- >Slamming the door, another slam is heard, followed by a thump
- >You inspect the door to see a dragon dildo has penetrated the door halfway
- >”Come on, Anon. These are only to stun you, for now.” Says the knowledge p0ny
- >Rushing to the bookshelf, you push it and lean it against the door
- >Sadly, it won’t hold for long
- >Running upstairs to your bedroom, you duck when passing your window when another shot is fired
- >Luckily, you barrel roll past it
- >”Darn it, he anticipated my shot!”
- >Kicking your master bedroom door down, you head for the closet and scavenge for what you’re looking for
- >A riot shield custom made by the Royal Guard for Anti-Rape purposes and 2 flash grenades
- >And you thought that this would never be of a special occasion
- >Heading back down, you hear the door being breached by multiple shots
- >Heading in a crouching position, you prepare for the worst
- >The door breaks, and a pony is seen flying in
- >”Give me that nice DONG!”
- >As the Pegasus moves like thunder, you hit her at the right moment
- >She hits your shield, only to give off a goofy look viewed by the plastic barrier
- >The silly p0ny slides downward and tumbles to the ground
- >Success!
- >You jump over her and right to outside, still having the plastic guardian in front of you
- >Three simultaneous breaking sounds are heard
- >All three hit your shield, causing you to fall back on your ass
- >You carefully trace the shots
- >One came from the boutique, another from Sugar Cube Corner, and the last from the fucking tree in town
- >Wait, that’s three, where’s-
- >Another shot is made, this one is hard and makes a dent on your shield
- >It came from the only cloud in the sky
- >”What setting did you put that on, Dash?” Says the intellectual one
- >”I set it on penetrate.” The sky blue bitch replies
- >”But FlutterShy said we’re not allowed to use that mode!” A party animal exclaims
- >FlutterShy, are we able to switch into the dastardly mode now?”
- >You turn around to see the animal lover standing up and look at you in a threatening manner
- >She raises her communication shit and speaks softly
- >”Girls, you may use it… if it’s fine with you.”
- >3 swift clicks are heard on your end
- >Time to leave!
- >Pulling a flashbang, you toss it to the ground in front of you and close your eyes tightly
- >Only a loud ping sound can be immediately heard
- >Opening your eyes, you still have your sight, while the others are dazed, making random shots around you
- >You run off, lacing the shield on your back and think what can be a sanctuary
- >Then you realize the orange ahpple picker
- >Maybe the Southern mare can help you!
- >Quickly heading for her barn, a shot just misses you
- >It came from an upward direction
- >Looking up, a shadow is casted on you and a spark comes from it
- >It wasn’t lightning, but another dildo smacking against your artificial savior
- >The impact leaves a small crack, but you still run
- >A few seconds pass as the cloud is still on your tail
- >Another dead on shot hits your shield, leaving a bigger crack besides it
- >”Keep on him, Dash! I want that monkey penis, NOW!”
- >A loud reloading sound is made
- >You hesitate on grabbing your spare spark grenade
- >Your ONLY spark grenade
- >Without a second thought, you close your eyes and toss it in the air
- >It hits the cloud and ignites in the process
- >A fire is sounded and whiffles you by
- >Seems like through sheer luck has saved you this far
- >Heading into the tree lines, you lose them
- >But they’re still picking up the trail, better hurry on
- >Out of breath and losing motivation, a big barn is shown in a distance
- >With all of your strength, you give one last effort to making it
- >You see that orange colored mare moving a cart full of apples inside and resting it there
- (Recommend: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgOKY28XtSY)
- >Right behind her, you rush into the barn
- >The orange colored tinted p0ny notices you and tries to talk
- >"Howdy there, Anon! What are yo-"
- >As you struggle to push the barn door, you cut her off
- "Just help me close this!"
- >She runs up to you and wit her help, it closes the door with ease
- >You breathe for precious air as the Southern mare stares at you with a mystify look
- >"Alrighy, care to explain?"
- >In a quick amount of time, you explain your exigency of a morning
- >She stands there, in awe of what she just heard
- >The door slightly opens
- >”You think he’s in there?” whispers an eminent voice that can be heard on your talker
- >”I know it… I can smell him.” A nervous voice calmly replies
- >The door is then yanked open and stands is 5 colorful p0nies
- >You cower behind the labor worker
- “AJ, talk some sense into your friends!”
- >She turns around to face you
- >With a shifted look of a crooked smile crossed on her face
- >”I have ah better idea.”
- >She gets out her lasso and ties your arms together
- “What the he-“
- >She pulls on it, making you lunge forward
- >”Ya don’t know how boring it can be here, especially when it’s ya own brother!”
- >Eugh… maybe too much to hear
- >”Now that you’re here, I’h can finally try a new taste”
- >You look over to the other five who are now surrounding you
- >”Ah, don’t worry; I’m sure all of us are going to have a great time.”
- >”I go first, this is my idea.” Says the banana colored mare
- >”That may be, but I strategized the entire thing!” exclaims the teacher lover
- >”Yeah, but I kept a good eye on him!” shouts the multi-colored hair bitch
- >All of them are now in as feud on who gets first dibs on your dick
- >You crawl slowly out of the group and run out before they could spot you
- >Heading back to your house, you repair your door and keep the dragon stuffed dick as a constellation prize, a memorial of what could have been in your anus by
- >Fucking FlutterShy
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