Real Christmas

Every year on Christ Mass eve, we use chants and Christmas Cheer to raise the Ghost of the Holy Trinity, also known as the Christmas Spirit, who frees Jesus Christ from the captivity of the evil St Nicholas or releases him from "Santa's Claws".

We bring Christmas Trees into our homes as conduits as these allow Jesus to teleport between houses, Santa however tries to chase Jesus down using his sleigh and reindeer. We leave Milk and Cookies out to Fatten Santa and slow him down as he gains weight and burdens his reindeer - so he has to empty his sack to counterbalance it, so he leaves presents under the tree with the dual purpose of making sure Jesus can't return to a previous house without tripping up being caught.