Me: "Redo previous script but replace Matt Foley with Q from Star Trek."

ChatGPT:

(Scene opens with Tim Cook standing on a stage, microphone in hand, ready to give a speech. Suddenly, the stage transforms into a futuristic set, with flashing lights and beeping noises. Tim Cook looks around confused)

Tim Cook: (confused) What is happening?

(Suddenly, Q from Star Trek appears, dressed in his Starfleet uniform)

Q: (smirking) Greetings, mortal. You are now in a universe where iPhones have bugs and technical problems that can't be fixed by holding them the right way.

(iPhone users appear from thin air, holding their malfunctioning iPhones)

iPhone User 1: Mr. Cook, my iPhone is now a black hole and it's sucking in all my contacts!

iPhone User 2: My iPhone is now a TARDIS and it keeps transporting me to different dimensions!

iPhone User 3: My iPhone is now a Warp core and it's about to explode!

Tim Cook: (shocked) This is impossible!

Q: (chuckling) Oh, Timmy. You mortals are so limited in your understanding of the universe.

(Tim Cook looks around frantically, trying to find a solution)

Tim Cook: (desperate) We need to fix this! We need to turn these iPhones back to normal!

(Q snaps his fingers and the stage transforms back to the real world, and Tim Cook finds himself back on stage in front of the audience)

Tim Cook: (wiping sweat from his forehead) Well, that was certainly a strange experience. I hope everyone is holding their phones the right way.

(The audience looks at him confused)

Tim Cook: (laughing nervously) Uh, nevermind. Thank you for coming to my speech.

(Q appears one more time)

Q: (smiling) Don't worry Timmy, I'll be watching you, always.

(The scene ends)