Celestia's zipper

>Be in Canterlot
>You think Celestia is hitting on you, which is ok
>You like her sense of humor, after all
>That and she's pretty.
>You decide to surprise her and walk up to her room with flowers
>Before you knock, you notice the door is open
>A peek couldn't hurt...
>Leering in, you see Celestia reach a hoof to her back and undo a zipper
>The hell?
>Discord comes out of Celestia, and takes off the alicorn suit
>"Whew, keeping up appearances sure is tiring work..."
>He notices you
"Oh shit, oh fuck!"
>Whipping around you quickly, he drags you all the way inside the room.
>With a blush he motions for you to keep quiet
>"TELL. NO-ONE."
>Discord flies off into the sunset
>...
>why, boner?
Just another day in Equestria