Pinkie Party (MACRO)

>A fine day in Equestria, for anybody and everybody.
>The birds were singing in heavenly synchronization.
>The sun was high in the sky.
>Oh, and you found a bit on the ground.
>But like any other day, today was a day for a Pinkie party.
>She was and always has been the resident party pony.
>Being her friend, you had to attend almost every single one of her soirees.
>It was fun at first, the dancing, the food, the festivities.
>Too bad Pinkie doesn't have an off button.
>Today's party was going to be a calm get together with the rest of your pony friends.
>Well, as calm as a party with Pinkie could get.
>When you arrived, Sugarcube Corner was a strange for a place where a pinkie party was being held.
>No pastries were out, they were all behind the glass counter.
>The familiar smell of baked goods was stricken from the air.
>In the middle of the room sat a long table, draped with a white cloth.
>Around it were the guests, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Twilight, Applejack and of course Pinkie Pie.
>They all looked at you with delight, and motioned for you to come to the table.
>So, you sat in the only empty seat, in between Fluttershy and Rarity.
>Something was off, really off.
>It was such a calm scene, like a business meeting.
>Until Pinkie stood up...


>"Welllcome everypony and Anon, to the greatest most outrageous party ever!" Shouted the pink pone, as she waved her hooves in the air with a smile.
>"Pinkie...calm and reserved, remember?" Twilight interjected with an agitated eyebrow raise.
>"Whoopsie, I forgot." Pinkie started to whisper with embarrassment on her face.
>"Okay...like I was saying."
>"Welcome to the party, everyone."
"Pinkie, what exactly is this party for?" You crossed your arms and leaned back in your chair.
>"It's not for anything, silly. Sometimes a pony just has to party you know." Her tone was still hushed, and you could tell she was about to burst out in laughter.
"Okay?" A quick look around the table was all you needed to see that everybody was confused.
>"Dear, this isn't exactly the amazing bash we've all come to expect from you." Rarity kindly chimed in.
>"Ya'll haven't even prepared the cupcakes and cake." Said Applejack, jumping into the conversation.
>"And where are all the cool games?" Rainbow played with the plate set in front of her.
>"And the uhm...m-music?" Squeaked Fluttershy as she lowered her head to the table.
>"Girls, girls please allow me to explain." Pinkie hopped towards the kitchen while humming some cheery tune.
>After a bit of banging and cracking, she came out holding a tray of purple cupcakes with blue leaves jutting out of them.
>She laid the tray out on the now occupied table, the strangely intoxicating aroma from the tray now filling the air.
>"Oh boy" you thought, this'll be interesting.


"Pinkie, what in the world are those...things?" You picked one of the strange cupcakes up and examined it closely, electricity was flowing through the leaves in small bursts.
>"Cupcakes, 'Nonny you're so silly!"
>"Pinkie, darling those don't look safe to eat." Rarity took a whiff of a pastry, some of the blue frosting got onto her nose.
>"Don't knock it til' ya try it, Rarity. They're awesome if I say so myself!" The blue pegasus across from you just jumped in and started devouring one of the odd cupcakes.
>"Shoot, I guess I hafta try one if Rainbow's havin' one!" Applejack reached out into the center of the table and nabbed one of the pastries, quickly chowing down on the small snack.
>Fluttershy stood out from the other ponies, she only nibbled slightly on the cupcake she took.
>Rarity and Twilight ate theirs like civilized ponies after a bit of subtle coaxing from Pinkie.
>If subtle was a tractor filled with firecrackers.
>And you? Well, you just followed the group, you didn't want to seem like a no fun freddy.
>It was a bittersweet taste that wove into your taste palette, the leaves gently scratched against the roof of your mouth.
>You slowly looked over to the hostess with the mostess.
>Wait, why does she have a mustache? And why is she rubbing her hooves together menacingly?
"Why are you looking so malicious, Pinkie?"
>"No reason, Anon~ now if you excuse me I have to use the little filly's room!" And just like that, Pinkie skipped away, out of sight. Leaving you in a room teeming with confusion.
>"Have you guys noticed that Pinkie's been actin weird?" Asked Rainbow, pushing her empty plate away.
>"Now that ya mention it-" Applejack began, but was swiftly silenced by a sudden groan from Dash.
>"Uhg man, this doesn't feel good." She moaned, clutching her stomach tight.
>The silent room was filled with loud groans from both Rainbow and her stomach.
>"I feel really weird, like something is jumping around in my gut."
"Rainbow you should lay down, you're looking pale." You weren't kidding, she was looking positively white and downright sickly.
>Before your very eyes, Rainbow disappeared into thin air with a pop. It sounded like the pop of popcorn.
>"Rainbow!" All of you cried in unison, she was gone in a flash.
>"Where in the hay did she- ohhh I'm startin to feel a bit...eck." Applejack protested. But she soon followed Rainbow's hoofsteps.
>Just like that, AJ was gone too.
>Fluttershy was nowhere to be seen either...
>And Rarity's shrill complaining went quiet as soon as you turned to her.
"Twilight?"
>No response, you were all alone. All of your friends seemingly vanished without a trace.
>You had absolutely no idea what you were going to tell Pinkie.
>After two steps, you started to feel what Rainbow was possibly feeling in her final moments.
>Your knees turned to jelly, you felt lightheaded and there was a sharp pain in your stomach.
>Everything went into one gigantic blur, like an interpretive piece of art.
>Never did care for art.
>A blunt surge of electricity rushed through your legs, and you soon watched the world enlarge before your very eyes.
>The vibrant colors of the room dampened and sagged, everything was becoming extremely washed out.
>Your vision darkened, and just like that; you were out cold.


>For about two seconds.
>A familiar mare was standing over you as you came to.
>Rarity was attempting to give you pony-CPR.
>And of course you woke up right as she was about to give you mouth to mouth.
>"Dear I am so glad you have awoken!" She offers you a hoof to aid you to your feet.
"What- what happened?"
>"I have not a single clue, I don't even know where we are right now!"
>Your sight was filled with a new world ten times your size. A rough estimate to say the least.
>Something was cowering behind the blue tower in front of you.
>You saw it's yellow behind poking out, shivering.
>It was the timid pegasus Fluttershy, having a panic attack.
"Fluttershy, you okay?"
>"That won't work, Anon. I've been trying to talk some sense into her, but she's simply too scared." Rarity strut in front of your path, stopping you from getting close to the hyperventilating pony.
"She'll snap out of it, I'm sure-" An ear shattering boom came from the left of you.
>Pinkie's back, and man is she big.
>The noise off Pinkie's hopping startled the little yellow pegasus who was stuck in a permanent loop of heavy breathing and crying.
>Pinkie was happily hopping around with her eyes closed, unaware of her friends current status.
>Fluttershy, in her panic attack state started to blindly run into Pinkie's monstrous path.
>Tears were rolling down her red face, leaving a small trail of water in her wake.
>You would scream for her to watch out, but you were frozen in place, as was Rarity.
>"La la la!" Pinkie sang while she hopped along, thumping her hooves against the wooden floor.
>Fluttershy was stopped dead in her tracks, slamming her face against what must have appeared to be a pink wall for her.
>Her tears stopped and a look of pure, unadulterated awe swept across her face.
>Pinkie's eclipsing hoof hovered over Fluttershy's trembling form for a split second and came down without another word.
>A muffled "Eep!" came out from under Pinkie's plush yet firm sole.
>Fluttershy's nostrils inhaled a decent bit of Pinkie's scent.
>It was a mix of frosting and an irritatingly sweet smell.
>Her eyes started to water quite a bit, but she wasn't in any pain all things considered.
>The pink party pony felt something sink into her resistant hoof when she pressed it against the hard wood.
>She moved it up to her eyes with a curious expression.
>Oh man, the smile that crept onto Pinkie's theater screen sized face was something to behold.
>And so was the timid and scared face of Fluttershy, who was really dug into the center of Pinkie's slightly sweaty hoof by the impact.
>Her yellow body tried to wiggle out of Pinkie's clutches. But that was only met with a silly snorting chuckle.
>Something about the whole situation really tickled Pinkie's fancy.
>And that's not something you'd want to do with a reckless bigpone.


>"Hi there Fluttershy!" Pinkie chortled, her soothing blue saucer eyes falling upon the tiny pegasus on her hoof.
>"Uhm...uh...h-hello..."
>What a fraidy cat.
>"You don't hafta be scared, I'm still Pinkie; I'm just reaally really big!" She lobbed Fluttershy into the air by mistake, and caught her with the front curl of her poofy mane.
>If Fluttershy wasn't going into cardiac arrest before, she probably is now.
>"Don't worry, I've gone through intense mane training, I won't drop ya!" Proclaimed Pinkie, while Fluttershy was dangling right in front of her face.
>She was holding on to that curl with all of her might and even you had to have a bit of a laugh at how ridiculous the entire scene was.
>"Lemme explain, but first I gotta round up the rest of you!" She flicked her head back and Fluttershy was sent flying sky high.
>Well, she wasn't getting any style points.
>Good thing she stuck the landing onto Pinkie's soft crash pad-like back.
>Sank like a van in quicksand into it too.
>Well, a very very small van into a very very pink pit of quicksand.
>Pinkie turned into a blur, and made her way around the room; scooping up each and every one of her friends off of the ground. Including you.
>How does she do that? Jeez, she could be a weapon of mass destruction.
>All you saw was a pink blob pick you up and set you gently down onto it's back.
>Now you and your five tiny pony friends were having a short little ride on Pinkie's back.
>It would've been more fun if she hadn't nearly sent Fluttershy soaring out of the open window.
>After a hop, skip and a few jumps, you and your group of tiny friends slid off of Pinkie's back like a slide.
>You almost got tangled in the complex jungle of Pinkie's tail.
>If you did get tangled, that would've been it.
>You don't want to know what Pinkie does to keep that thing so maze-like.
>You all hit the floor with tiny thuds.
>Sitting before you all was the towering figure of Pinkie blotting out the light with an excited smile.


>Hot damn she was scary.
>Not "I'm glad I am wearing brown pants scary" more "I'm scared she's gonna sit on me" scary.
>But that smile, it was more precious than the diamonds on Rarity's flank.
>Everybody was either dumbstruck or at a loss for words to say anything.
>Pinkie had to break the awkward silence.
>"This is the actual party, everyone!" She cheered, her voice ringing through your ears like a church bell.
"Then what was the thing before this?" You lazily got back up to your feet.
>"Oh, that was the pre-party, you know! The party before the party!"
>"That doesn't-" Twilight tried to protest and put reason into Pinkie's rhyme, but it was to absolutely no avail.
>She IS Pinkie after all.
>"Shhshhh, let me explain what kind of party this is!" The pink colossus placed the tip of her thick hoof on Twilight's mouth to silence her.
>"Okay, so. This is a uhm...tiny party!"
>"You didn't plan this out too well, huh sugarcube?" A sarcastic remark came from Applejack, who was standing tall in the face of adversity.
>Pinkversity, as it turned out.
>"Uhm, I did! Okay, so; I'll be the big giant, and you'll be the villagers!"
>Oh boy...
>"And you'll have to escape the clutches of evil, or be cuddled beyond hope!" A darling cackle left Pinkie's muzzle.
>She tried to make it sound evil, but she was too damn cute.
"What if we win?"
>"Last mare uhm I mean ma- I mean pon- last thing standing wins! And they get a super duper present from me! Whatever they want!" Pinkie pat you on the head gently.
>"And, hypothetically, what if we lose?" Rainbow hopped into the conversation.
>"No presents for the ones who lose!"
>"Pfft, I am so in." Rowdy Rainbow Dash cracked her neck with confidence.
>"Well, duh. You're all gonna play, even you Anon~"
>Woah, did she just coo at you?
>That remark made a small blush flood into your complexion.


>"I'll give you three minutes to hide!"
>You knew you had no chance to win, but big horse cuddles are the best cuddles.
>"Ready?"
>"Set..." Pinkie pulled an air horn out of her mane and pushed its top down.
>"Go!"
>And you all were off.
>Rainbow made a B-line for the top of the table, she's lucky she's got wings. A small rainbow trail followed behind her as she disappeared over the table.
>Fluttershy was so nervous she had no idea where to hide and fell into a fetal position.
>Rarity bolted to under a nearby cabinet.
>Twilight flew over to hide behind a bookshelf with anxious speed.
>Applejack stayed with Fluttershy and tried to pull her to safety.
>And you had no idea where a safe place would be.
>"Five..." Pinkie licked her lips.
>"Four..." You could see Pinkie's tail twitch excitedly.
>"Threetwooneready!" She removed her hooves from in front of her eyes.
>Fantastic.
>Under a nearby rug was the only suitable position that Pinkie would hopefully not find you in.
>Applejack and Fluttershy were easy targets for the pink predator.
>They were easily two or three inches tall, and their colors really gave them away.
>Applejack had to think fast.
>She thought she could weave right between Pinkie's tree trunk legs with ease.
>That was a bad move, as she was soon going to find out.
>You know what Pinkie's greatest weapon was at that size.
>Other than her mouth.
>And Applejack was about to encounter Pinkie's greatest asset.


>Pinkie wasn't very self-aware, but she was unnaturally aware of everything else.
>So, a small sprinting Applejack was easy for her to spot from her height.
>"Gotcha!" Pinkie slammed her hoof to the ground, trying to catch Applejack underneath it.
>Applejack though, she's a feisty one; and extremely agile.
>She dodged the monolithic pink sole of Pinkie by the skin of her teeth.
>It looked like Pinkie was doing an awkward dance, she was stepping all around to catch the tough orange mare beneath her.
>Her thumping hooves moved to an odd rhythm.
>Applejack bobbed and weaved through the gauntlet of planetary pink hooves.
>She was really good at it!
>Pinkie gave up on stomping Applejack, she was far too quick for her.
>Fun was all over Pinkie's face, but the determined look on Applejack's turned sour.
>"Time to bring out the big buns!" At her own remark, it looked like Pinkie was about to bust her own gut from laughter.
>Good god...Applejack's jaw dropped at the size of those balloons...
>"Annnd....gotcha AJ!" Pinkie planted her plump pink rump right down onto Applejack's tiny frame.
>She was consumed in the fat of the pink mare's flank.
>Applejack was lost in an avalanche of Pinkie's big butt.
>It was time for the first loser to face the penalty and for Pinkie to have a bit too much fun with the loser.

>Pinkie just sat there, flat on her flank with Applejack underneath.
>She wiggled and adjusted her position on the floor, moving Applejack directly in between her pink cheeks.
>The feeling of Pinkie's rump constricting the apple mare's body was nearly too much for her.
>It was soft and plush from all of the cakes and sweets she had a tendency to eat.
>Applejack got a taste of the pink plot, it was a sour flavor; just sour enough to make one's tastebuds crave more.
>The smell was slightly musky and sweet, with drops of sweat lightly running down the inside of Pinkie's spacious crack.
>Innocently laughing was Pinkie, while she ground her pillowy plot against the floor.
>"Heehee, stop stop; that tickles...oohhh~!" Pinkie laughed uncontrollably to the sensation of Applejack struggling inside party mare's humid crevice. But the laugh turned into a moan of pleasure as she clinched her cheeks even harder.
>Maybe it was a dominant laugh, considering Pinkie was slightly salivating during the humiliation AJ was facing.
>Her hooves were basically beating against the squishy rump of the titanic Pinkie Pie and that resistance only added to the pleasure she felt.
>Finally, after a minute of sitting, chortling and the occasional moan, Pinkie sat up with a satisfied smile and dusted herself off.
>She shook her rump energetically, trying to shake Applejack out of her moist rump.
>At last, Applejack's time in Pinkie's bountiful bounce house was finished.
>"Wow AJ, you were super fun to have up there!" Pinkie smashed her hooves together in joy.
>That whole experience must've gotten to the farm pony, because she didn't even respond.
>A jar sat over on the dining table and Pinkie snatched it up with her flexible tail.
>She unscrewed the lid, and dropped Applejack in without a second thought.
>"You'll have to stay here for a bit AJ, until the party is over." With a successful smile, Pinkie placed Applejack's prison onto the table.


>After setting the first defeated participant down on the table, it was time for Pinkie to go back on the hunt.
>While chasing Applejack, she built up quite a sweat. In fact, that was probably the most fun she's had in a while.
>She brushed her hoof against her forehead and swept the sweat off of her brow.
>Hide N' Seek was one of the party pony's favorite games.
>It was also a game she was world champion in.
>So finding her other five sneaky friends would be a snap.
>With her intuition and outlandish problem solving tactics, Pinkie could find a needle in a haystack on fire.
>Fiendishly, the pink predator took to the skies somehow.
>Using her tail as some sort of propeller, Pinkie elevated her gigantic body to the roof of the room.
>Higher than a kite she was.
>Scanning the room for any signs of a disturbance, Pinkie was quite vigilant.
>A small strand of rainbow hair caught her attention within microseconds.
>Quickly, her head snapped over to the area of interest.
>She hovered over the table with a watchful eye, and found what she was looking for.
>"Man, I'm sure glad you flew over here Twilight; it's better to be with a friend than some dusty old books anyway." A hushed voice lightly rang from inside a blue teacup.
>"Shh, Rainbow she'll hear you!" Another whispered cautiously.
>"Oh yeah like she'll hear your yelling!?"
>"This is no time for arguing, Rainbow!"
>"Then be quiet, egghead!" A small thud rang from the cup.
>"Don't kick me!" Another thud came from the cup.
>"You just kicked me!" As the argument went on, the pink party predator extended her hoof to the vibrating cup and giddily snatched it up.
>She brought it up to her billboard sized face and looked at the two small ponies with a grin from ear to ear.
>"I still don't know why we're going along with this, it's dumb!" Rainbow complained to Twilight.
>Instantly Twilight took notice of the huge face looking them over...