The Paraphore Timeline - WIP

An attempt to chronologically list the significant events that occur before and after the start of Paraphore. This timeline starts from bottom to top (oldest events are at the bottom, newest events are at the top)
NOTE: Anything added, changed, clarified, retconned, etc by Interphore will NOT be listed here, this is all purely information from Paraphore itself. Interphore will get its own timeline, and any changes, additions, etc will be listed in the Paraphore section of its timeline.
ANOTHER NOTE: Because the player character can have any name, and male, female or neutral genders, they will simply be referred to as "the player" (and also "they").





The player encounters the glowbunny while wandering through the Bright Forest; Mynt warns the player to Move Along when she tells them to. The player attempts to seduce the glowbunny, but fails, and she leaps on them and tears out their jugular, causing them to respawn shortly after. The player decides to stick around for a while, and Mynt warns them again to Move Along at the first sign of game-integrity-threatening behavior. The player submits themself to the glowbunny, and she tries to swallow the player's body. Failing that, she begins coating the player in glowjuice from her body. Before she can fully coat the player in glowjuice, Mynt tells the player to Move Along immediately, and they do so, however the glowbunny pursues them through the forest. Just before she's able to catch the player again, she's knocked unconscious by a dart in the back of her neck fired by Lana, accompanied by John, who had been tracking the glowbunny through the forest. The player tells John about what she tried to do to them, and he confirms similar reports from other islanders. After Lana secures the glowbunny in a straitjacket, the two leave to return to the L.L.L.

The player meets Lana and John again on the Violet Meteorite. John gets a call a while later from someone in the Bright Forest who saw a glowvirus host (glowbunny), and the two quickly rush off to the forest.

(?Canon?) Investing dual plumes of smoke rising from a crater on the Violet Meteorite, the player finds Kemp getting high, having crashed his truck. Kemp offers the player their sweetgrass bong, and the two get high together. However, the player accidentally OD's, and falls unconscious. Kemp, fearfing that they might die and respawn in a sealed cave system in the meteorite, desperately tries to revive them. (FINISH IT ASSHOLE)

While wandering around the Violet Meteorite, the player encounters a particularly fierce rainshower and is forced to find and take cover in a cavern hidden by a waterfall. Shortly after, the player realizes that the cave is occupied by Strawberry, a gryphon, who allows them to stay in their cave while they wait out the rain. Also they have sex. Upon returning to the cave later, the player finds a note about a wedding happening soon, and to get an invitation from Septrica.

The player meets Lana and John again while wandering Junk City, who are mostly killing time waiting for a call. The player asks to see John's dick, and he shows it to them, revealing it to be permanently erect and constantly leaking precum. John further reveals that his precum, the blood from Lana's hands and Mary's grey matter have all become the same glowing cyan substance, the same substance that the glowvirus produces. Afterwards, John tells the player that they'll be heading up to the Violet Meteorite.

The player discovers the L.L.L, and meets Lana and John. Mynt warns the player not to sex John. John is shocked but relieved to see the player, fearing the worst had happened to humanity. The player asks John why they can't have sex, and John tells them he glitched his penis in a shipwreck.  John asks how long they'll will be playing for, and the player reveals that there is little power left in the shelter.

(?Canon?) Kemp convinces the player to go on a camping trip with him, Cage, Snagg, Marei and Ivandis. Unbeknownst to the player, the trip is an attempt by Marei to privately communicate with them by teleporting to their exact XYZ co-ordinates and unleashing the dormant Mint inside his earring at the same time, which would replace Mynt with Mint as the player's narrator and allow him to openly speak with the player without the need for ciphers. Marei is unable to control his glitches well enough however, and the plan fails, resulting in the player experiencing a "freakout".

(All events from this point occur over the course of the (6/?)7th and 8th of September)
****************************************(September 6(?)/7th) 2083/Year 66 - Start of the game****************************************
Hyper land re-opens

???? (somewhere between 2077 and 2082)/ Year ??(somewhere between 60 and 65) - Rebeca learns how to read

Year 60 - Hyper Land is shut down for renovations

Year 40 - Septrica makes advertisements for participants for the Voyage off the Map. Marie volunteers in order to be able to glitch her location and glitch nearby electronics. Mary (wanting to see Archie again?), Lana and John also volunteer.
(FILL IN WHAT HAPPENED also Septrica gave Marie a sensory deprevation bondage suit thing for it)

Year 30 - The war ends suddenly after a secret meeting between Roxelle, Som, and Septrica. The forestfolk agree to sacrifice their home, Dark Forest, which is re-branded as Bright Forest. The forestfolk themselves move into Junkport and create a new haven for depravity in the form of Junk City.
A few weeks before the end of the war, Roxelle, during an espionage mission, "accidentally" plumbs into the forestfolk documents and discovers that the vanilla zone would double as a petri dish for a biomechanical doomsday weapon. The documents are destroyed before Roxelle's claims can be verified.

Year 26 - Hyper Land is founded by Patch

Year 23-25 - "Ghost Town Years". Over 75% of the population of the island is either tranquilized or kept captive by one of the sides

The larp becomes partially real when people like Roxelle and Mary are ridiculed and emotionally abused due to false information spread by the forestfolk.
Year 20 - (Start of?) The Forest-City war. Portfolk, led by Roxelle, Mary, Lily and Lilac wanted to have a legally designated vanilla zone where extreme kinks were not allowed. Forestfolk, led by Septrica, Marei and Snagg, wanted them to be allowed everywhere. (In truth(?), the war was just a giant larp to occupy attention and pass time. The forestfolk forced the portfolk to support and rally for the idea after local rallying had failed)

???? - ???? (some number of years) - Rebeca tries to quit and focus on learning how to read, but stops again, finding it easier to just sleep.

Now alone in the bunker, Rebeca plays with the oxygen system (oxygen deprivation) and sniffs glue (among other things) to pass the time.
???? - Archie leaves the bunker, leaving Rebeca, 5(?) years old at this point, the sole remaining occupant of the shelter

???? - Now alone with Rebeca in the shelter, Archie struggles to raise Rebeca, believing her brain to be dying due to the isolation, making it difficult to teach her to read as she doesn't retain anything.  With Wendy and Cade gone, and Mynt no longer responding to him, Archie realizes that there is no future for him and Rebeca in the shelter, but is scared she won't come with him, due to her only ever loving her mother, and thinking he kicked her out.

???? - ???? - Everyone but Archie and Rebeca leaves the shelter.

(?) Year 0.7 - (Missing Page 5) FILL IN WHAT HAPPENED

(?) Year 0 - (Missing Page 12) Som and Septrica discuss via AUTO-MYNTS how they're going to "interact" with the player after the Great Blue Bukakke has started

(?) Year 0 - (Missing Page 2) Archie(?) attempts to wake a sleeping Mynt up, and is instead greeted by Mint.

Year 0 - (Missing Page 1) Mynt and Archie "discuss" why he's playing the game and trying to "save" the islanders. Archie hints that he knows that Mynt will end up inadvertently destroying the island and its inhabitants due to a piece of code made invisible to Mynt by Wendy

(?) Year 0 - (Missing Page 7) Cade meets, uh, chimera Cade? (Come back to this one)

Year 0 - (Missing Page 13) Archie and Som work together to create Mint and re-locate the engine to the apothecary, unbeknownst to Mynt. The Island's sun, moon and invisible collision walls are accidentally lost in the process, along with the game's player species customization. Also Archie likes little boys

(?) Year 0 - (Missing Page 6) Archie and Som (mostly) discuss via AUTO-MYNTS the necessity of the AUTO-MYNT setup so Mynt doesn't learn of their plan. Archie accidentally gets engine fluid in they AUTO-MYNTS keyboard, temporarily causing Protocol to become the drivers for the keyboard, and communicate with Som.

(?)Year 0 - Som volunteers to get an engine-fluid ink tracking tattoo to gain Mynt's trust

(?)2017 - Wendy, believing that it's safe to go outside, decides to leave the shelter. Before leaving, she leaves a note on the computer for everyone but Rebeca. In it, she asks them to try and save the islanders before a piece of code used to make them kills them all; to say that Archie kicked her out of the bunker so Rebeca and Mynt don't know she abandoned them; that Paraphores max out all tools that attempt to measure them, which was affecting her wydget network outside the shelter; and tells Gabe to never let Rebeca and Mynt meet.

Year 0 Day 87 - Wendy releases the third (and final) patch for the game (0.0.3). Ferals don't respawn again, Marei, Som, John and Cage were given empathy, and rain was added.
Year 0 Day 14 - Wendy releases the second patch for the game (0.0.2). Patch (the fox) is added as a companion for Lana, fuckmeat is un-disabled, sweetgrass is added, and ferals now respawn.
Year 0 Day 1 - Wendy releases the first patch for the game (0.0.1). The respawn system is changed, rape prevention measures are added, an invisible wall is added around the island, fuckmeat are disabled, and player customization options are added.
2017/Year 0 - The islanders accept their existential situation and become used to their bodies. Wendy spawns the island into the game. The purple meteorite crashes into the spicy swamp, trapping several swampfolk and also overriding the game's original name to Paraphore.

2017/Year ~-0.5 - 0 - The Init period, lasting several months before Year 0. All islanders, except Patch, mythologicals and ferals were spawned on a flat, empty plane. This was intended to give people time to adjust to reality, meet eachother, and form families if desired. Many families were formed, notably Lily and Lilac, Kemp and Som, Septrica and Marei, and Lana and Cage.

(?)2017 - The grey meteorite arrives. After meeting with others at the church, Wendy takes Rebeca and, after a hasty trip to their apartment, the computer containing Mynt and the island, to the underground bomb shelter. Archie, Cade, Mikey J and 5 other people also go to the shelter. At some point Wendy tells Rebeca about the giant cycloptic meteorite that might kill her that's outside the bunker, but she'll be safe if she stay's inside the bunker.

2017/Year -0.5 - (Missing Page 14) Wendy resets the third iteration of Mynt, Vanylla, after the latter discovered the true nature of her computer world, causing it to implode, and quickly begins work on the next (and final) iteration: Mynt. Worried Mynt won't love her after remembering what she's done by trying to hide things via resetting iterations (and that she might cause the game world to implode again), Wendy (re-?)implements a censor on the code and hides the admin pass inside thousands of islanders using an unfinished island/islander system. She also removes Mynt's body so she can't look for the pass physically in the game world, generates Init and puts the islanders in it, and removes sentience from baby NPCs. Knowing the meteorite will arrive soon (or already arrived?), Wendy leaves a note for Mynt where, among other things, she lies about the code not being censored and that the island's code is separate from hers, before taking Rebeca to meet with others at the church.

2012/Year -5 - (Missing Page 3) Wendy talks with Cynnamon (Mynt's second iteration) about Cynnamon's increasingly strange and fucked up fetishes after playing "that weird porn game" and how it's affecting her code. After viewing a particularly heinous log from the game, she decides to start over with a new iteration.

2011/Year -6 - (Missing Page 4) Wendy discovers Catnyp (first iteration of Mynt) has mysteriously received a dress. She also notices some strange glitches with Catnyp.


???? - (Missing Page 13) Archie meets Wendy, who was experimenting sexually with Cade at the time, and pregnant with Rebeca. Unhappy with herself, and unsure if she wanted to be with him or men at all anymore, leaves Cade, who lets her leave him without a fuss. Worried she wouldn't be able to raise Rebeca on her own, she considers abortion, but instead goes to Archie and his following seeking forgiveness and financial support. Archie, a celibate, similarly unsure of his feelings toward men, and wanting to use her talents with technology for his "shelter project", agrees to marry her out of mutual need