Space Funeral: Redshift Text Dump

-SPACE FUNERAL REDSHIFT-

==IN BATTLE TEXT==

BLOODY CAT shambles forward, almost vomiting up a hairball... gross!!
BLOODY CAT finally gets the hairball out of it's throat! PHILLIP is SICKENED! PRNICE CANCER is UNPHASED! TONGUE says "I could do better!" PRINCE CANCER starts listening to PRIMUS! PHILLIP is DISPLEASED! TONGUE is DISPLEASED! BLOODY CAT is DISPLEASED! This makes PRINCE CANCER SAD!
TAPEWORM 2 and her son, TAPEWORM 1 slither into battle!
TAPEWORM 2 gets very ANGRY! "DON'T EVER TALK TO ME OR MY SON AGAIN!!" THe party, not wanting to cause any problems, flees from the battle. TAPEWORM 1 tries to calm down his mother! She realizes that the party isn't a slave to communism! Pleased, she leaves the battle.


==OVERWORLD TEXT==

Please. Keep your milk flowing. BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD. BLOODBLOODBLOODBLOODBLOOD.
...hello! you are big pink misty-eyed man, yes? ...phillip? haha! what a silly name! i am PRINCE OF CANCER. you will take me to the land of science! ...mother? she is long gone, do not worry, PHILLIP. now, let us commense! prince cancer joined your party.
SQUISH... RUB...
look ! lets all point at that FUCKING DISGRACE on the island!
SLURP... LICK... MOAN...
i am a loney cat girl... will you take me in? uwu! thank you!... wait a second! you are UGLY! get out of my sight, you fat slob! fuck you!
do you want to ESCAPE this awful town? I can tell you how to get outta here. go outside, go to the forest, and take a... LEFT. then go UP. then LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP, and finally LEFT....huh? what do you mean there's no forest out there? look HARDER!!
sometimes, i like to consider SATANIC RITUALS as a HOLY ACT.
Hey! Guh-huh! I think you belong... IN HELL!! ...you're already there? ... You've got a point.
You boys over there! You must help me! I've been stuck on this raft for 700 PICOSECONDS! If you find a way to help, please, provide it to me. I will do whatever I can to repay you. (unfortunately, this is where the demo ends... for now. look forward to the next release!)
i am fish. you are stinky. take a bath, old man!
Hello strange treveller! this is WORM CANYON! We are currently trying to build a SPACE MACHINE to get to other stars with! Please pay no minds to our efforts.
... Where the hell am I?
are you BLOOD? i am blood. my name is BLOOD CLOT. do not forget it, silly pink boy!
do you enjoy my colores? they fit the theme of this delightful town! it's too bad we're going to the moon soon. i will no longer look FITTING. boo hoo! how unfortunate... i am feeling quite BLUE now.
See that worm over there? That's my MOTHER. She fell for SCIENCE'S HEINOUS TRAP. Quite unfortunate, she used to be quite the looker. Hah!
are you... TONGUE? no? i didnt think so! now scram! we only allow TONGUE-LIKE APPENDAGES through this cross road!
wow! a truly, lifesized, DISGUSTING, SLOPPY, SEVERED TONGUE! congratulations on your GLORIOUS FIND!
do you enjoy the pungent stench of my REVOLTING meat home? no? good! now leave. i am bit worm, i am worth 100 RUBLES! how much are you worth, boy?
Hehehehe! Do you like GANGRENE? That will be the name of my town... I will rule with an IRON FIST! Would you like to give me some FUNDS? Thanks, MORON! Fine! But when you see VEGETABLES next, it will not be PRETTY!
hmmmm... hmmmmmmmmm... HMMMMMMM. GRAAAAH! BEP! GAG! GROAAAAAAHH! yes.
what use do you have of such an odd muscle, such as myself? ...town? crossroads? i have been wanting some SALT to rub in my wound.. yes. i will join your efforts. you will provide me with SALTS. TONGUE joined your party! okay, phillip! lettuce find the delicious, pain-invoking SODIUM CHLORIDE i so desire.