Darla IN The Nude Au

>"Alright, I'm ready for my nude au debut! Do I just start stripping or do my clothes fall off for me?"
"Oh, uh, Darla...you, uh, you don't get a nude au picture."
>"What? Why? I wanna be included in this."
"Well, you're not important enough. Nobody really knows who you are or likes you."
>"What? But you gave Cheyenne a picture!"
"Yeah, but Cheyenne is real."
>"Who asked for a Cheyenne picture? I'm ten times more popular than her. I...I think."
"Just go back to your corner, Darla. Maybe someone will shitpost with you later."
>"This is bullshit. I could be nude if I wanted."
"Of course you could, darling. Now just go...stand over there for a while. Where nobody can see you."
>"Aw."

>"Oh boy, time to shine! Don't worry, I shaved down there and everything, let's do this!"
"Darla, we went over this, you don't get a picture."
>"But I want one! Everyone else got a picture."
"Only canon characters get included in the nude au."
>"You included Twig though!"
"Twig is canon."
>"He was in a made up story!"
"He do be kinda cute though."
>"Why are you always excluding me?"
"Because no one likes you. Look, what do I have to do to get you to stop asking?"
>...I want another green."
"No."
>"I want another normal picture."
"No."
>"I want someone to call me cute."
"Okay, that's fair. Now get out of here, cutie. We need to talk about the far more popular Maggie. Isn't she so cool?"
>"I...I guess."
"Now move along."
>"Aw."

>"ANON!"
"Ah, Jesus Christ, why are you screaming in my ear, Darla?"
>"You need to draw me naked, right now! This isn't funny anymore!"
"No."
>"You don't understand! People are losing interest in the nude au! Once the finale airs, they'll stop caring about it completely and I'll never get a picture!"
"We went over this, only people from the show get pictures."
>"No, but look at this graph an Anon made!"
"What is this?"
>"It shows that Cheyenne only has eight pictures in existence, while I have seventeen and one fanfiction! Since I'm twice as popular as her, I deserve a picture!"
"I don't think that's accurate."
>"I'm already taking off my shirt."
"Look, Darla, I...why do you want a picture so much?"
>"...I just don't want to be left out again."
"But look around, Darla! Look how many people have posted about you already. You don't need to strip down and expose yourself just to make people like you. They like you how you are. Just don't, you know, overstay your welcome."
>"...huh."
>"I guess I never thought of it like that."
>"Maybe...maybe I don't need a nude au picture."
"Besides, It's all supposed to be a little lewd fun, you know? Not something serious. I doubt anyone wants to see your ugly, malnourished body anyway. Now get out of here, you little scamp."
>"Aw."