Episode 29

Episode 29) the Coming War…:


	Welcome back to another exciting Episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles, with each passing day we draw closer and closer to the end of the Year RIP 2017, 2017-2017! But I have good news for you my Homies next week will be an exciting Episode of Resident Roleplay which will last aboot 6 hours, so that’s going to be very spicy! So last time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles my Son Docs has declared war on the Conspiracy Mafia, my Son Docs has fired the first salvo of the war Docs also launched a firework's strike on Lorny but Loryn was able to counterattack by dropping Dat Fiery Fresh Mixtape on Docs the war has begun to spiral out of control with Raph considering to join Loryn’s side but will Lorny accept his Alliance Request? Lorny is at Death Punk 3 also known as DEFCON 3 meaning he will kill anyone entering in his base, well maybe not the reprogrammed Lisa Clone and Raph probably?

	But now Loryn has begun preparations for the upcoming war he needs to be ready for Docs is a powerful adversary the Age of Mending still fresh in Lorny’s mind, but he needs no distractions, not tonight the war would be bloody and would require his full attention. But in the back of his mind he is still reeling from the loss of Lisa he feels like a guilty fool he should have noticed her being replaced sooner maybe then he would have done something sooner she might be alive, but as Lorny organizes his Mansion he finds out they have a Barrier problem that’s no Bueno! Going Genie Mode he searches the lands but finds nothing but he is worried whoever caused this might’ve hacked his dogs for they were outside for some reason…

	For weeks Hoyl the Forgetful Writer has forgotten about King Charlie the Finger Bitter the 2nd and his Super Weapon Momento Mori the Floating Death Castle within it are Legions of BABY Knight Powered Armored Crusaders, they have been causing a ruckus raiding convoys from the SSS, The Conspiracy Mafia, and the Far East yakuza at first they were just a nuisance but now the level of the assaults has risen dramatically the raids once focused on the shores and ports have started to hit deeper and deeper into the different Factions lands. This is something they cannot ignore any longer with tension already this high Lorny being at Deftcon 3 thankfully Charlie is easy to find he practically advertised his position to them, almost daring them to attack it was an obvious trap I mean even the blind would see it that’s how obvious it was.

	Sitting in his War room Doc and his Council of Mankini wearing Generals are arguing they could use this time to attack Loryn even though Docs wanted to do it, they signed the Non-Aggression Holiday Treaty they will not fight until after the Holidays but once those days pass they will wreck them to oblivion and beyond! For they have a secret weapon being made it will swing the balance of the war into their favor…But there are good news Docs has been promoted to Genie Offline Status during the times Lorny is not on the Server, Docs proposed he could spend that time creating mini-games of the peeps of the Server good guy Docs!

	Kori has been readying his armies for the fight against King Charlie his lands have been hit hard by Baby Armored Knights and their most hated enemies BABY NINJAS, and we all know Baby Ninjas don’t exist… These attacks so far has not done much damage to his territory but Kori could see this is just the beginning they will soon increase in size and in frequency, he needed to destroy them at its source that would mean raiding the Fortress Momento Mori but his spies have warned him of the Fortresses defenses and the forces within it would be a challenge.

	Loryn and Raph have discovered a strange device in it were several Slime Blocks and jumping on said blocks were a Zombie and a Creeper, it was kind of cute! it looked like they were on a trampling but all good things must come to an end Loryn rekt the Zombie while the Creeper landed on the boat becoming Sailor creeper but even in its new Sailor form it was defeated by the Duo.
Lorny and Raph ventured to the Dropper Mini Game area it was a worthy challenge the white and red glass contrasted each other making it difficult to find the holes to go through, many deaths were had now imagine the horror if this Mini-Game was done without Keep Inventory that’s a true nightmare! But somehow Raph was able to luck his way through the Mini Game somehow he was doing the math’s but he accidentally fell off, but through this accident, he was able to get through the puzzle and won! But soon Loryn was able to complete the Mini-Game as well Raph wondered what the rewards were for completing the Mini Game, it was bragging rights of course!
But on this fine night, many gifts were given Docs the new Offline Genie gave Raph the best gift in existence it was a singular, just one, only one dirt block of dirt truly Docs my son is a Master Gift Giver! But Lorny has also gotten a Music Disk from Kori it was a jazzy Music Disk fitting for the Mafia especially since Loryn is renovating the Mansion of Crime and Drugs called The Table the pace Lorny does all of his shady Mafia Business as well as drug transactions.

	We interrupt this Episode for another installment of Planetary news the daily news to our good people my name is Supremacy Tim Super Anchor, and tonight we will present to you! Our good people several articles worthy of your attention! So last time we mentioned we will explain to you the changes going through Planetary News ever since the betrayal and downfall of John-John the Johnman we have revamped up security on our new Main HQ not only that we will now present the news in a sort of non-biased way unlike last time where we fed you just mind controlling propaganda… Instead, we will present 2-3 articles of interest before we end with the usual preview for the next broadcast.

	So for our first Article of interest Loryn of the Conspiracy Mafia and Docs of Doctopia are now in a shooting war, but for the next few days they have written a Holiday Truce of sorts but after Christmas the war will begin in full so rest while you can for soon the snow will turn red with blood of the fallen this journalist dares to ask the question is this war really necessary, with the Superweapon Momento Mori now showing itself is it really a good idea to start infighting?

	Another thing to add for weeks the graves of thousands of people have been ransacked the corpses taken, one noble corpse was Projecto the hero of the people slain by the Evil Scientists Raph of the SSS. But we have bad news just last night the Village of Capricorn has been annihilated by an Army of a new kind of undead led by a being now known as the Vigil, as the Village burned he left a message for the Factions it says Come… Why does this being want with the Factions, what does it want? So far that is a mystery… In recent news, a being that looks like Projecto has been spotted in Raph’s Site Beta the place he was slain…

	And with that this has been Planetary News with Supremacy Tim Super Anchor, next time we will talk more into the Occult to discover the mysteries of the Vigil and the reason for its message, not only that but it seems the Eye of the Concord has returned somehow but he was slain by Raph? Unless this is speculation he must be a Clone? I mean the guy was replacing peeps with Clones so yeah…

	Next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles the war is on cooldown for now due to the Holiday Truce but soon it will flare up, but who will win? Will it be the Mafia or the Mankini Warriors of Sexiness! But strange occult spooky things have been occurring this being the Vigil has been raising the dead, but for what reason?