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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- www.OpenSubtitles.org
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- ♪ Come on over
- and we'll settle it right ♪
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- ♪ Put your dukes up
- cos I'm ready to fight ♪
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- ♪ For you ♪
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- ♪ I'll fight for you ♪
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- Has anyone seen my push-up bra?
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- Under your wig.
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- You're on
- in two minutes, Rickey.
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- 00:01:19,933 --> 00:01:22,602
- ♪ I'll fight for you ♪
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- ♪ Come on over
- and we'll settle it right ♪
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- ♪ Put your dukes up
- cos I'm ready to fight ♪
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- ♪ For you ♪
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- ♪ I'll fight for you ♪
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- All right, let's hear it
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- for the Gruesome Twosome,
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- or as I affectionately
- call them, Dumb and Dumber.
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- The Diva and Miss Ann Thrope.
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- Good evening,
- ladies and gentleman.
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- I'm Dusty Muffin.
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- And I gotta warn you,
- this muffin has nuts,
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- you know,
- in case you're allergic.
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- Welcome to our show,
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- Leave It, It's Beaver.
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- Oh, what, honey?
- You're straight?
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- Yeah, guess what?
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- So is spaghetti
- until you get it hot and wet.
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- Sorry.
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- She got fired from the sperm
- bank for drinking on the job!
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- Rickey Peedia!
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- ♪ So if you must go ♪
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- ♪ Darling, I'll set you free ♪
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- ♪ But I know in time ♪
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- ♪ That we'll be together ♪
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- ♪ Now I won't try ♪
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- ♪ To stop you now from leaving ♪
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- ♪ Cos in my heart I know ♪
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- ♪ Love will lead you back ♪
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- ♪ Someday I just know that ♪
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- ♪ Love will lead you back
- to my arms ♪
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- ♪ Where you belong ♪
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- ♪ I'm sure... ♪
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- Rickey.
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- Rickey. Rickey!
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- Oh, God, Rickey!
- What did you take, huh?
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- Breathe, breathe.
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- - Rickey...
- - Come on, baby.
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- What did you take, huh?
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- What did you take? Rickey!
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- ♪ One of these days,
- our love will lead you back ♪
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- All right, ladies
- and Henry, from the top.
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- And one and a two and...
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- ♪ Amazing grace ♪
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- ♪ How sweet the sound ♪
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- ♪ That saved a wretch like me ♪
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- ♪ I once was lost ♪
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- ♪ But now am found ♪
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- ♪ Was blind ♪
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- ♪ But now I see ♪
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- All right, well that was
- neither amazing nor graceful.
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- Erna Lee and Imogene,
- it's not a competition, ladies.
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- God can hear you. I assure you.
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- Thank you, Bevette.
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- ♪ Amazing grace ♪
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- ♪ How sweet the... ♪
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- Wear the red.
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- It helps if the choir
- can read your lips.
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- Tone-deaf as they are.
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- Oh, Bevette!
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- Well, you let anyone in
- who wants to sing,
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- even if they can't.
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- It's church, Bevette,
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- not a contest.
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- - Phone for you.
- - Who is it?
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- Friend of Rickey's.
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- Hello?
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- What? When?
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- - What did he take?
- - What is it, Maybelline?
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- No! No!
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- No, no, no!
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- ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
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- - ♪ This little light of mine ♪
- - Relax.
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- ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
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- ♪ This little light of mine ♪
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- ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
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- - You need to eat something.
- - Hold them up.
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- Beautiful boy.
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- It was a long time ago,
- Maybelline.
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- Did you book the flights?
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- Funeral's Monday.
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- We're not going anywhere.
- You need to rest your nerves.
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- Come on, now.
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- Just a couple of bites.
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- Anybody home?
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- In here, Bevette!
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- - Y'all packed?
- - Uh-huh.
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- Thanks again for taking me.
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- You're wearing that?
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- - On the plane?
- - Yeah.
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- Well, at least
- you'll be comfortable.
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- Where do you think you're going?
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- Well, I'll just maybe skedaddle
- off to the bathroom.
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- Let you two
- have a little tête-à-tête.
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- Well?
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- - You know where I'm going.
- - You weren't gonna ask me?
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- I'll only be gone a few days.
- One of us has to go.
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- Make sure he's put to rest
- properly.
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- He already moved on from us
- years ago, by his own choice.
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- Well, I'm still his mother.
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- Not anymore.
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- Bevette! Come on!
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- Hurry up or I'll miss my flight!
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- What's the point of
- putting yourself through this?
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- We did it your way
- for ten years, Jeb.
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- You can't punish him anymore.
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- Now you're just punishing me.
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- You do what you want.
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- I'm going to my own son's
- funeral!
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- ♪ Your bones ♪
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- ♪ Your body bereaved ♪
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- ♪ With nomenclature ♪
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- ♪ Like you wanted to be ♪
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- ♪ Framed by nature ♪
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- ♪ Your spirit awaiting ♪
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- ♪ All those remaining ♪
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- ♪ I sing a hymn for him ♪
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- ♪ And with tears in his eyes ♪
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- ♪ He looked to the light
- and said ♪
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- ♪ I've lived a good life ♪
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- ♪ Don't you worry ♪
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- ♪ Don't you wait for me ♪
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- ♪ I'll never be dead
- Said the book that I read ♪
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- Thank you, Joan.
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- Rickey would have loved that.
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- I'm Rickey's drag mother,
- Dusty Muffin.
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- Rickey Metcalf,
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- or as we know her Rickey Peedia,
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- was a big fucking,
- flaming comet.
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- More was more
- when it came to Rickey.
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- More laughter, more joy,
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- more sex, more booze,
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- more drugs.
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- And, yes, more mascara.
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- Ladies and gentlemen,
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- with a tribute to Rickey,
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- Rickey's drag sisters
- from the Rehab Mission.
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- ♪ How can I live
- without your love? ♪
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- 00:09:41,309 --> 00:09:44,521
- ♪ I don't wanna live
- without your love ♪
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- 00:09:44,604 --> 00:09:50,276
- ♪ You're bringing ecstasy to me ♪
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- 00:09:51,236 --> 00:09:53,029
- ♪ Touch me now, touch me now ♪
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- ♪ It feels so good,
- it feels quite hot ♪
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- ♪ You touch me
- when we're dancing ♪
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- ♪ And I love it a lot,
- I love it a lot ♪
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- 00:10:01,413 --> 00:10:05,125
- ♪ You're the only man
- who makes me weak ♪
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- 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:09,254
- ♪ You're the only man
- who makes me free ♪
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- 00:10:09,337 --> 00:10:12,590
- ♪ Oh, baby, it's so hard ♪
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- 00:10:12,882 --> 00:10:15,176
- ♪ It's so hard ♪
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- 00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:17,303
- ♪ So hard to handle ♪
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- 00:10:17,387 --> 00:10:21,015
- ♪ It feels so good,
- it feels quite hot ♪
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- 00:10:21,099 --> 00:10:22,934
- ♪ You touch me
- when we're dancing ♪
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- 00:10:23,017 --> 00:10:24,894
- ♪ And I love it a lot,
- I love it a lot ♪
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- 00:10:24,978 --> 00:10:28,940
- ♪ You're the only man
- who makes me weak ♪
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- 00:10:29,023 --> 00:10:33,278
- ♪ And you're the only man
- who makes me free ♪
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- 00:10:33,361 --> 00:10:38,742
- ♪ Oh, baby, it's so hard,
- it's so hard ♪
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- 00:10:39,159 --> 00:10:41,578
- ♪ So hard to handle ♪
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- 00:11:12,901 --> 00:11:15,236
- ♪ Just like me
- when I find lipstick on his tie ♪
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- 00:11:16,696 --> 00:11:19,240
- ♪ He says there's no other woman
- so it must be a guy ♪
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- ♪ Oh, no... ♪
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- ♪ Quelle tragedie ♪
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- 00:11:24,954 --> 00:11:29,542
- ♪ Queer things
- are happening to me ♪
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- I'm Rickey's mother.
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- Wait! Please! Uh...
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- I was upset yesterday.
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- Oh, when you stormed out
- of your son's funeral?
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- I don't storm. I flounce.
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- And I regret it very much.
- I apologise.
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- 00:12:05,453 --> 00:12:08,331
- Well, there's no freshness date
- on bullshit.
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- Whether you believe me or not,
- I'm sorry.
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- 00:12:12,252 --> 00:12:14,587
- But I was expecting a funeral,
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- not a musical comedy.
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- It's how he would have
- wanted it,
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- 00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:19,759
- but you wouldn't know that
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- 00:12:19,801 --> 00:12:21,177
- because you didn't know
- your son.
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- Why are you here, Mrs Metcalf?
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- Circulating like a vulture
- for whatever you can get?
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- 00:12:25,765 --> 00:12:27,684
- - What?
- - Talk to my lawyer.
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- 00:12:30,395 --> 00:12:31,938
- I'm sorry for your loss.
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- 00:12:43,116 --> 00:12:45,201
- - Whoa!
- - Oh, shit!
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- Did I just roll over your foot?
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- 00:12:46,578 --> 00:12:47,829
- No, I'm fine.
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- 00:12:49,914 --> 00:12:52,292
- You're so delectable.
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- 00:12:52,751 --> 00:12:55,462
- I'd like to slather you
- in batter
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- and pop you in the roaster.
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- Yes, I would.
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- Oh, my God! Are you
- Rickey's mom? From Texas?
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- Maybelline Metcalf.
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- I'm Sienna Ellison.
- Rickey and I were best friends.
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- This is also Rickey.
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- Oh.
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- 00:13:14,981 --> 00:13:17,108
- So, Nathan
- wouldn't even let you in?
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- He hates me.
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- He hates everyone right now.
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- Just go around! It's a baby.
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- 00:13:29,496 --> 00:13:31,790
- Is Rickey the baby's father?
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- Oh, God, no. Definitely not.
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- - Do you know who is?
- - Yeah.
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- Like 90-something per cent.
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- 00:13:41,716 --> 00:13:43,885
- Listen, the guy left me
- for some girl he met
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- in line for the new iPhone.
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- 00:13:48,348 --> 00:13:50,141
- So, like, when he was asleep,
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- 00:13:50,892 --> 00:13:52,936
- I took pictures of his little
- tiny dick
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- 00:13:53,019 --> 00:13:56,064
- and then I posted them
- on all of his chat rooms.
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- He got a restraining order
- against me, but it was worth it.
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- - Oh, my.
- - I know.
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- 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,403
- It's like every break-up.
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- All that oral sex,
- then it's like you're strangers.
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- It must be hard
- raising a child on your own.
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- 00:14:08,493 --> 00:14:09,994
- Well, I would've never
- gotten pregnant
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- if I knew Rickey was gonna OD
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- cos Rickey was gonna help me
- raise the kid, you know.
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- Fucker.
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- 00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:19,838
- Honey, you thought that
- drug-addicted drag queen
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- 00:14:19,921 --> 00:14:22,799
- across the hall would be
- the responsible parent?
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- He had a lot of love.
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- But you wouldn't know that,
- would you?
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- 00:14:31,975 --> 00:14:35,019
- Rickey used to write,
- Christmastimes.
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- 00:14:35,311 --> 00:14:37,772
- He told me his best friend
- was Sienna.
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- 00:14:38,732 --> 00:14:40,066
- But I thought,
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- you know I saw all these
- pictures of him with his friends
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- 00:14:43,737 --> 00:14:45,030
- and I just assumed...
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- 00:14:45,113 --> 00:14:46,406
- You know.
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- 00:14:46,489 --> 00:14:48,324
- You thought I was a drag queen?
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- 00:14:48,366 --> 00:14:49,284
- Well, yeah.
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- 00:14:49,367 --> 00:14:51,911
- I mean, San Francisco
- is a big melting pot, but...
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- These shits are real.
- 235
- 00:14:56,207 --> 00:14:58,668
- This whole nation
- is one big melting pot,
- 236
- 00:14:58,877 --> 00:15:02,380
- but my town seems to be
- that big clump of white flour
- 237
- 00:15:02,464 --> 00:15:03,840
- that just won't melt.
- 238
- 00:15:03,923 --> 00:15:05,967
- Oh, my God.
- 239
- 00:15:06,051 --> 00:15:07,969
- Rickey got his sense of humour
- from you.
- 240
- 00:15:09,512 --> 00:15:13,058
- Listen, why don't you come
- to my place for dinner tonight?
- 241
- 00:15:13,141 --> 00:15:17,312
- I'll invite Nathan.
- Blindside him.
- 242
- 00:15:17,937 --> 00:15:21,191
- I can see why you and Rickey
- were such good friends.
- 243
- 00:15:21,274 --> 00:15:23,151
- See how you feel
- after you eat my cooking.
- 244
- 00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:26,863
- - Anything I can bring?
- - Low expectations.
- 245
- 00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:34,746
- Are you sure there's nothing
- I can do?
- 246
- 00:15:34,871 --> 00:15:37,165
- Come in.
- 247
- 00:15:46,299 --> 00:15:47,884
- What is she doing here?
- 248
- 00:15:47,967 --> 00:15:50,345
- Don't be mad.
- She came all this way.
- 249
- 00:15:50,428 --> 00:15:53,014
- Oh, I didn't realise
- you were such a busybody.
- 250
- 00:15:53,098 --> 00:15:54,265
- I have nothing to say to her.
- 251
- 00:15:54,349 --> 00:15:57,102
- OK, so just listen
- and stop being such a dick.
- 252
- 00:16:05,902 --> 00:16:09,531
- OK, sorry. The chicken
- was totally overcooked.
- 253
- 00:16:09,698 --> 00:16:12,409
- Oh, it's Cajun style.
- 254
- 00:16:12,492 --> 00:16:14,869
- A little blackened
- around the edges is all.
- 255
- 00:16:15,578 --> 00:16:17,706
- Well, dessert will be better.
- It's my specialty.
- 256
- 00:16:17,747 --> 00:16:18,707
- Shall I serve it?
- 257
- 00:16:18,748 --> 00:16:20,083
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 258
- 00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:22,752
- So bitchy.
- 259
- 00:16:24,713 --> 00:16:26,089
- - Let me help you.
- - No, no, no.
- 260
- 00:16:26,172 --> 00:16:28,258
- You sit down. You're my guest.
- 261
- 00:16:35,181 --> 00:16:37,058
- I'm not here to fight with you,
- 262
- 00:16:37,142 --> 00:16:40,520
- but I did know my son
- for most of his life.
- 263
- 00:16:40,603 --> 00:16:41,938
- But you're right.
- 264
- 00:16:42,355 --> 00:16:44,899
- I didn't know who he became
- when he moved here.
- 265
- 00:16:44,983 --> 00:16:46,609
- I only knew the boy.
- 266
- 00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,945
- You disowned him.
- 267
- 00:16:49,404 --> 00:16:51,781
- No, I did not.
- 268
- 00:16:52,323 --> 00:16:55,285
- This... My specialty.
- 269
- 00:16:57,871 --> 00:16:59,039
- It's my own creation.
- 270
- 00:16:59,122 --> 00:17:01,416
- I call it Banana Climax.
- 271
- 00:17:09,966 --> 00:17:11,176
- Delicious.
- 272
- 00:17:11,633 --> 00:17:13,428
- Mmm, yeah. It doesn't suck.
- 273
- 00:17:13,511 --> 00:17:16,848
- Thank you. My secret
- ingredient is resentment.
- 274
- 00:17:16,931 --> 00:17:19,017
- And a shit-ton of baby food.
- 275
- 00:17:25,899 --> 00:17:29,402
- I want you to know
- I never stopped loving my son.
- 276
- 00:17:30,152 --> 00:17:32,697
- Would you let me see
- where he lived?
- 277
- 00:17:32,781 --> 00:17:34,991
- Show me your home?
- 278
- 00:17:37,994 --> 00:17:39,120
- Fine.
- 279
- 00:17:40,955 --> 00:17:42,207
- What, now?
- 280
- 00:17:42,791 --> 00:17:44,793
- It's now or never.
- 281
- 00:17:47,212 --> 00:17:48,213
- Go.
- 282
- 00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:59,474
- Well... here... we... are.
- 283
- 00:18:01,267 --> 00:18:03,728
- Those are his things if
- you wanna scavenge through them.
- 284
- 00:18:03,812 --> 00:18:05,230
- There's more in the closet.
- 285
- 00:18:06,272 --> 00:18:08,316
- You're getting rid of all of it?
- 286
- 00:18:09,025 --> 00:18:12,362
- - Donating to AIDS hospice.
- - You waste no time.
- 287
- 00:18:12,779 --> 00:18:14,614
- Welcome to
- the real world, lady.
- 288
- 00:18:14,698 --> 00:18:16,032
- I have to move out in a week.
- 289
- 00:18:16,116 --> 00:18:18,034
- I can't afford this place
- on my own.
- 290
- 00:18:18,868 --> 00:18:20,328
- Move where?
- 291
- 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:23,039
- I don't know.
- I lived here for two years.
- 292
- 00:18:23,123 --> 00:18:25,875
- But Rickey lived here for eight,
- so the lease was in his name.
- 293
- 00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:28,420
- And the landlord
- wants to jack the rent.
- 294
- 00:18:28,503 --> 00:18:32,340
- I could fight it, but even if
- I did win, I can't afford it.
- 295
- 00:18:32,716 --> 00:18:34,426
- You know what? Here.
- 296
- 00:18:36,928 --> 00:18:38,012
- Here.
- 297
- 00:18:39,305 --> 00:18:41,516
- They won't let me
- touch his bank accounts
- 298
- 00:18:41,891 --> 00:18:45,103
- or the lease or the electric
- bill or the phone bill.
- 299
- 00:18:45,687 --> 00:18:48,690
- Everything is in his name
- and I'm not next of kin.
- 300
- 00:18:48,773 --> 00:18:51,818
- There's no will and
- we weren't married
- 301
- 00:18:51,901 --> 00:18:55,238
- because he wouldn't marry me
- until you would be there.
- 302
- 00:18:55,947 --> 00:18:58,074
- Didn't wanna get married
- without his mommy.
- 303
- 00:18:58,158 --> 00:18:59,576
- That's what he said.
- 304
- 00:19:00,035 --> 00:19:02,495
- That eventually
- you'd come around and...
- 305
- 00:19:03,121 --> 00:19:05,415
- Here you are,
- just a few days too late.
- 306
- 00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:07,542
- Oh, yeah.
- 307
- 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,627
- He never stopped loving you,
- either.
- 308
- 00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:14,215
- Even when I begged him to.
- There you go.
- 309
- 00:19:15,759 --> 00:19:18,011
- - What's that?
- - The lease, keys, inventory.
- 310
- 00:19:18,094 --> 00:19:21,473
- Contracts. Rickey owned the bar.
- 311
- 00:19:22,390 --> 00:19:24,434
- - The bar?
- - The club.
- 312
- 00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:28,021
- The one we managed together.
- Pandora's Box.
- 313
- 00:19:29,147 --> 00:19:30,648
- Oh, my Lord.
- 314
- 00:19:30,732 --> 00:19:31,816
- My home.
- 315
- 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:35,111
- Everything I worked for,
- everything I own, all yours.
- 316
- 00:19:35,487 --> 00:19:37,364
- That's what the lawyer said.
- 317
- 00:19:37,614 --> 00:19:39,032
- Oh, my Lord.
- 318
- 00:19:39,115 --> 00:19:42,577
- - I've inherited a gay bar.
- - Congratulations.
- 319
- 00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:45,455
- - Well, I don't want it.
- - Well, you've got it!
- 320
- 00:19:46,831 --> 00:19:48,666
- I got to get ready for work.
- 321
- 00:19:49,918 --> 00:19:52,253
- Take me with you.
- I gotta see it.
- 322
- 00:19:53,046 --> 00:19:55,006
- Have you ever been to a gay bar?
- 323
- 00:19:55,965 --> 00:19:57,717
- There's always a first time.
- 324
- 00:20:07,519 --> 00:20:10,146
- ♪ We've been here too long,
- tryin' to get along ♪
- 325
- 00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:11,356
- Chappy.
- 326
- 00:20:11,981 --> 00:20:14,025
- ♪ Pretendin' that
- you're oh so shy ♪
- 327
- 00:20:14,859 --> 00:20:15,902
- ♪ I'm a natural ma'am ♪
- 328
- 00:20:15,985 --> 00:20:18,613
- Get her a... chardonnay.
- 329
- 00:20:18,697 --> 00:20:21,533
- ♪ My temperature is runnin' high ♪
- 330
- 00:20:21,616 --> 00:20:22,826
- I'd suggest you mingle,
- 331
- 00:20:22,909 --> 00:20:25,495
- but I don't think you have much
- in common with this crowd.
- 332
- 00:20:26,162 --> 00:20:28,123
- Not really much of a crowd.
- 333
- 00:20:28,581 --> 00:20:29,958
- It's a weeknight.
- 334
- 00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:31,626
- ♪ Do you wanna touch? Yeah ♪
- 335
- 00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:34,003
- ♪ Do you wanna touch? Yeah ♪
- 336
- 00:20:34,087 --> 00:20:37,632
- ♪ Do you wanna touch me there,
- where? ♪
- 337
- 00:20:37,716 --> 00:20:39,718
- ♪ There? Yeah ♪
- 338
- 00:20:39,801 --> 00:20:42,679
- ♪ There, oh, yeah ♪
- 339
- 00:20:42,762 --> 00:20:45,473
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
- 340
- 00:20:45,557 --> 00:20:48,518
- ♪ Do you, do you wanna touch? ♪
- 341
- 00:20:48,601 --> 00:20:50,437
- ♪ Oh, do you wanna touch? ♪
- 342
- 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,313
- She doesn't play well
- with others,
- 343
- 00:20:52,397 --> 00:20:54,357
- so she plays with herself!
- 344
- 00:20:54,441 --> 00:20:55,859
- Thank you, Joan.
- 345
- 00:20:55,942 --> 00:20:57,902
- Let's hear it for Joan's
- choreographer,
- 346
- 00:20:57,986 --> 00:20:59,320
- Clitoris Leechman.
- 347
- 00:20:59,863 --> 00:21:03,491
- And now the sluttiest
- nanny in history,
- 348
- 00:21:03,575 --> 00:21:06,453
- Cherry Poppins!
- 349
- 00:21:06,536 --> 00:21:08,038
- She confided in me recently
- 350
- 00:21:08,121 --> 00:21:11,207
- that she has a great head
- for figures.
- 351
- 00:21:11,291 --> 00:21:14,544
- No, sweetie, I said
- I have quite a figure for head.
- 352
- 00:21:14,627 --> 00:21:16,504
- T-M-I!
- 353
- 00:21:16,588 --> 00:21:19,090
- And T-M-J. All right.
- 354
- 00:21:19,174 --> 00:21:24,721
- Up next, our very own talent
- scout, Tequila Mockingbird!
- 355
- 00:21:26,473 --> 00:21:27,599
- Like the book.
- 356
- 00:21:27,807 --> 00:21:32,437
- And last but not least, a gal
- who has burned a lot of steaks,
- 357
- 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,106
- Joan of Arkansas.
- 358
- 00:21:35,523 --> 00:21:37,817
- Get it? No?
- 359
- 00:21:38,401 --> 00:21:40,487
- ♪ Hey, buds below ♪
- 360
- 00:21:40,779 --> 00:21:42,906
- ♪ Up is where to grow ♪
- 361
- 00:21:42,989 --> 00:21:46,659
- ♪ Up with which below
- can't compare with ♪
- 362
- 00:21:47,285 --> 00:21:48,745
- ♪ Hurry ♪
- 363
- 00:21:49,037 --> 00:21:52,540
- ♪ It's lovely up here ♪
- 364
- 00:21:52,916 --> 00:21:57,087
- You know I love you and Rickey,
- but a girl's gotta eat.
- 365
- 00:21:57,712 --> 00:22:00,298
- You're the only act
- they're coming to see.
- 366
- 00:22:00,382 --> 00:22:01,424
- But that's the problem.
- 367
- 00:22:01,508 --> 00:22:03,510
- Nobody knows
- what's going on with this place.
- 368
- 00:22:03,593 --> 00:22:05,428
- We've been offered weeknights
- at Chandelierium
- 369
- 00:22:05,470 --> 00:22:06,805
- and I have to take it.
- 370
- 00:22:11,059 --> 00:22:12,769
- I take it that's not good.
- 371
- 00:22:14,521 --> 00:22:16,231
- ♪ Wake up ♪
- 372
- 00:22:16,314 --> 00:22:18,691
- ♪ Bestir yourself ♪
- 373
- 00:22:18,775 --> 00:22:22,904
- ♪ It's time that you disinter
- yourself ♪
- 374
- 00:22:24,739 --> 00:22:27,575
- Our most popular performer's
- just quit.
- 375
- 00:22:28,076 --> 00:22:30,036
- Business is flatlining.
- 376
- 00:22:30,829 --> 00:22:33,248
- Maybe cos there was a death
- in the club or...
- 377
- 00:22:34,290 --> 00:22:37,043
- maybe they were just coming
- to see Rickey all along.
- 378
- 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,673
- I never realised
- how much he looked like you.
- 379
- 00:22:44,801 --> 00:22:46,886
- I think you were
- his inspiration.
- 380
- 00:22:49,597 --> 00:22:51,891
- On stage, he was a real bitch.
- 381
- 00:22:53,476 --> 00:22:55,353
- Did you ever perform here?
- 382
- 00:22:55,437 --> 00:22:56,938
- Me? No.
- 383
- 00:22:58,022 --> 00:23:01,568
- A little karaoke sometimes.
- I run the business side.
- 384
- 00:23:01,901 --> 00:23:03,945
- Rickey was creative.
- 385
- 00:23:04,029 --> 00:23:06,656
- He put everything he had
- into this place.
- 386
- 00:23:08,199 --> 00:23:10,493
- This place is all I have left
- of him.
- 387
- 00:23:13,288 --> 00:23:14,998
- ♪ Pollinate the breeze ♪
- 388
- 00:23:15,081 --> 00:23:19,169
- ♪ Make the queen of bees
- hot as brandy ♪
- 389
- 00:23:19,544 --> 00:23:21,546
- I'll have that chandelier.
- 390
- 00:23:22,338 --> 00:23:27,761
- ♪ At least a preview of Easter ♪
- 391
- 00:23:28,803 --> 00:23:32,766
- ♪ Come up and see the hoot
- we're giving ♪
- 392
- 00:23:33,349 --> 00:23:37,312
- ♪ Come up and see the grounds
- for living ♪
- 393
- 00:23:37,937 --> 00:23:41,941
- ♪ Come poke your head out ♪
- 394
- 00:23:42,525 --> 00:23:46,613
- ♪ Open up and spread out ♪
- 395
- 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:54,871
- ♪ Hurry, it's lovely ♪
- 396
- 00:23:58,792 --> 00:24:02,629
- ♪ Here! ♪
- 397
- 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:26,444
- Hello?
- 398
- 00:24:26,778 --> 00:24:28,530
- Sorry. I didn't know
- who else to call.
- 399
- 00:24:28,613 --> 00:24:31,908
- I don't mind.
- Might do me some good.
- 400
- 00:24:31,991 --> 00:24:34,077
- So, there's breast milk
- in the fridge.
- 401
- 00:24:34,202 --> 00:24:36,371
- All from this one.
- This one's on strike.
- 402
- 00:24:36,454 --> 00:24:38,206
- Lefty needs a massage.
- 403
- 00:24:38,289 --> 00:24:39,791
- Oh, tell me about it.
- 404
- 00:24:41,167 --> 00:24:43,378
- Mm, great, I'll call you.
- 405
- 00:24:44,713 --> 00:24:46,464
- Bye.
- 406
- 00:24:47,966 --> 00:24:48,883
- Hey.
- 407
- 00:24:48,967 --> 00:24:51,010
- - Hello?
- - Jeb, hi.
- 408
- 00:24:51,094 --> 00:24:52,804
- I thought I'd hear from you
- 'fore now.
- 409
- 00:24:52,887 --> 00:24:54,889
- They're keeping me busy,
- darlin'.
- 410
- 00:24:55,181 --> 00:24:56,558
- How was the memorial?
- 411
- 00:24:57,892 --> 00:25:01,271
- You would have been...
- very moved.
- 412
- 00:25:02,439 --> 00:25:04,107
- I'm gonna stay a little longer.
- 413
- 00:25:04,190 --> 00:25:07,152
- Would you please put some money
- in the joint account?
- 414
- 00:25:08,236 --> 00:25:09,696
- How much longer?
- 415
- 00:25:10,113 --> 00:25:12,407
- I don't know. A few days.
- 416
- 00:25:13,491 --> 00:25:15,827
- Five thousand. Maybe ten?
- 417
- 00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:17,328
- Five thousand?
- 418
- 00:25:17,412 --> 00:25:22,375
- Well, there's legal fees and...
- and other expenses and whatnot.
- 419
- 00:25:24,085 --> 00:25:26,671
- Well, I hope this
- doesn't become a habit.
- 420
- 00:25:26,963 --> 00:25:29,382
- It's not gonna become a habit,
- Jeb.
- 421
- 00:25:29,841 --> 00:25:32,635
- I'm only gonna bury my son
- the once.
- 422
- 00:25:32,802 --> 00:25:34,596
- Look, for...
- 423
- 00:25:39,934 --> 00:25:41,478
- Please get this
- to your landlord.
- 424
- 00:25:41,561 --> 00:25:43,855
- That should cover your rent
- for a couple of months.
- 425
- 00:25:47,233 --> 00:25:49,778
- I don't wanna take your money.
- 426
- 00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:54,824
- It's Rickey's money.
- I got it from his bank.
- 427
- 00:25:57,494 --> 00:26:00,288
- I won't see you homeless
- on my account.
- 428
- 00:26:01,373 --> 00:26:04,042
- You expect me to be grateful
- for giving me back my own money?
- 429
- 00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:09,714
- I've also decided
- to let the club stay open
- 430
- 00:26:09,798 --> 00:26:11,966
- for two months as a trial.
- 431
- 00:26:12,050 --> 00:26:13,134
- Trial for what?
- 432
- 00:26:13,218 --> 00:26:15,929
- I can't in good conscience
- even speak to my husband
- 433
- 00:26:16,012 --> 00:26:18,473
- about not selling the business
- if it's losing money.
- 434
- 00:26:18,556 --> 00:26:20,392
- And think of it
- as Rickey's legacy.
- 435
- 00:26:20,475 --> 00:26:22,977
- Rickey would want it
- to be successful.
- 436
- 00:26:23,061 --> 00:26:25,605
- No, I'd rather sell the place
- than work for you.
- 437
- 00:26:26,981 --> 00:26:30,610
- Think of us as business partners
- and consider Sienna.
- 438
- 00:26:31,111 --> 00:26:32,821
- I can sleep on her sofa
- 439
- 00:26:32,904 --> 00:26:35,073
- and take care of baby Rickey
- during the day.
- 440
- 00:26:35,365 --> 00:26:36,991
- That would be amazing.
- 441
- 00:26:37,075 --> 00:26:38,201
- I'd love that.
- 442
- 00:26:38,868 --> 00:26:40,995
- What do you know
- about running a drag bar?
- 443
- 00:26:41,162 --> 00:26:43,415
- I'm a Southern Baptist
- choir mistress.
- 444
- 00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:47,419
- Different songs, same divas.
- 445
- 00:26:47,711 --> 00:26:49,713
- Some of the same wigs, too.
- 446
- 00:26:50,213 --> 00:26:52,340
- Just take the deal
- for the both of us.
- 447
- 00:26:52,632 --> 00:26:54,634
- That is my bar!
- 448
- 00:26:55,218 --> 00:26:58,555
- Rickey warned me about you,
- but he didn't do you justice.
- 449
- 00:26:58,638 --> 00:27:01,307
- I'm gonna find out what you're
- after, you conniving bitch!
- 450
- 00:27:02,225 --> 00:27:03,643
- I don't connive.
- 451
- 00:27:05,061 --> 00:27:07,605
- I scheme. I'm a scheming bitch.
- 452
- 00:27:18,074 --> 00:27:19,576
- We'll nail it tonight.
- 453
- 00:27:19,659 --> 00:27:21,411
- Should I tweet our followers
- 454
- 00:27:21,494 --> 00:27:23,079
- that we have a new
- closing number?
- 455
- 00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:24,247
- Twat away.
- 456
- 00:27:24,956 --> 00:27:26,041
- Smell her.
- 457
- 00:27:26,791 --> 00:27:28,877
- And did you get a load
- of that accent?
- 458
- 00:27:29,669 --> 00:27:32,922
- And her name is Maybelline,
- for Christ's sake.
- 459
- 00:27:33,006 --> 00:27:36,342
- I probably would like it better
- if it were L'Oréal.
- 460
- 00:27:36,843 --> 00:27:39,387
- So is Mommie Dearest
- gonna be our new boss?
- 461
- 00:27:39,471 --> 00:27:40,680
- She does own the place now.
- 462
- 00:27:40,764 --> 00:27:43,558
- Any direction
- at this point would be nice.
- 463
- 00:27:43,767 --> 00:27:45,977
- Uh, Momma Metcalf?
- 464
- 00:27:46,728 --> 00:27:48,021
- Hey, I'm Dusty.
- 465
- 00:27:48,688 --> 00:27:52,776
- Or Roger, if you prefer it,
- but I prefer Dusty.
- 466
- 00:27:53,026 --> 00:27:55,236
- I was Rickey's drag mother.
- 467
- 00:27:56,738 --> 00:28:00,116
- A drag mother shows
- a younger queen the ropes.
- 468
- 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,077
- Teaches her the rules
- of etiquette
- 469
- 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,038
- and helps bring out
- the queen from within.
- 470
- 00:28:05,580 --> 00:28:07,540
- We're sorry for your loss.
- 471
- 00:28:08,416 --> 00:28:10,543
- - I'm Eric.
- - Hi, Eric.
- 472
- 00:28:12,253 --> 00:28:15,173
- I heard you sing at his funeral.
- It was beautiful.
- 473
- 00:28:15,256 --> 00:28:17,675
- Thank you.
- It really touched my heart.
- 474
- 00:28:17,759 --> 00:28:19,844
- - I'm Joan.
- - You have a boy name?
- 475
- 00:28:20,762 --> 00:28:22,138
- Just Joan.
- 476
- 00:28:22,263 --> 00:28:23,932
- Nice to meet you, Joan.
- 477
- 00:28:24,015 --> 00:28:27,060
- I'm Cherry.
- We all loved Rickey very much.
- 478
- 00:28:27,185 --> 00:28:28,269
- Um, do we still have jobs?
- 479
- 00:28:28,353 --> 00:28:31,940
- OK, look,
- I'm still in charge here.
- 480
- 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,068
- Think of Mrs Metcalf
- as a silent partner.
- 481
- 00:28:35,151 --> 00:28:39,155
- Uh, good, cos I don't take
- orders from amateurs.
- 482
- 00:28:39,614 --> 00:28:43,451
- You want direction, Dusty?
- I'll give you direction.
- 483
- 00:28:44,119 --> 00:28:45,620
- Rehearse more.
- 484
- 00:28:46,538 --> 00:28:47,789
- Pay me more.
- 485
- 00:28:48,790 --> 00:28:50,208
- Your lip-synching sucks.
- 486
- 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:52,085
- You've gotten too lazy to move.
- 487
- 00:28:52,168 --> 00:28:54,212
- And face the music,
- if you can hear the music
- 488
- 00:28:54,421 --> 00:28:56,339
- t's not like you're packing
- them in these days.
- 489
- 00:28:56,548 --> 00:28:57,549
- Oh, God!
- 490
- 00:28:59,175 --> 00:29:01,761
- All right, now, look. I don't
- wanna speak ill of the dead.
- 491
- 00:29:01,845 --> 00:29:04,681
- We all loved Rickey,
- but let's be honest.
- 492
- 00:29:04,764 --> 00:29:07,559
- He had not been himself
- in a long time
- 493
- 00:29:07,684 --> 00:29:09,978
- and his fans, our fans,
- 494
- 00:29:10,061 --> 00:29:12,605
- did not wanna watch their star
- burn out.
- 495
- 00:29:13,356 --> 00:29:17,110
- So, we are without a director,
- without a star.
- 496
- 00:29:17,444 --> 00:29:19,070
- We have to put
- a whole new show together,
- 497
- 00:29:19,154 --> 00:29:21,448
- so if you wanna keep this place
- going without him,
- 498
- 00:29:21,531 --> 00:29:24,659
- you need to pull yourself
- together.
- 499
- 00:29:24,909 --> 00:29:28,163
- If I'm not appreciated,
- after all these years...
- 500
- 00:29:30,498 --> 00:29:31,499
- I quit.
- 501
- 00:29:32,709 --> 00:29:33,752
- Dusty, wait.
- 502
- 00:29:34,627 --> 00:29:36,296
- Everyone's upset.
- 503
- 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:41,009
- I understand
- what it is to be older.
- 504
- 00:29:43,219 --> 00:29:44,262
- Older?
- 505
- 00:29:46,431 --> 00:29:49,893
- This place was your baby's
- dream. His vision.
- 506
- 00:29:52,228 --> 00:29:53,980
- Maybe it should die with him.
- 507
- 00:29:59,861 --> 00:30:01,780
- After practice tomorrow,
- 508
- 00:30:02,072 --> 00:30:04,908
- you can talk to us
- about your ideas, boss.
- 509
- 00:30:33,436 --> 00:30:34,687
- Hi.
- 510
- 00:30:35,146 --> 00:30:37,148
- Hm, morning.
- 511
- 00:30:37,774 --> 00:30:39,734
- I like that lipstick colour.
- 512
- 00:30:39,943 --> 00:30:42,737
- You know what? I could get you
- any shade of lipstick
- 513
- 00:30:43,196 --> 00:30:44,239
- with my discount.
- 514
- 00:30:44,322 --> 00:30:47,534
- I know it's a little cliché,
- blonde bimbo selling cosmetics,
- 515
- 00:30:47,617 --> 00:30:50,328
- but it's the only job
- I have right now.
- 516
- 00:30:50,412 --> 00:30:51,746
- It's all commissions.
- 517
- 00:30:52,455 --> 00:30:54,499
- Listen, I don't know
- how long you're staying for,
- 518
- 00:30:54,582 --> 00:30:57,335
- but I was thinking
- 200 a week seems fair.
- 519
- 00:30:59,045 --> 00:31:00,964
- You don't have to pay me.
- 520
- 00:31:01,673 --> 00:31:02,924
- For rent.
- 521
- 00:31:04,134 --> 00:31:06,177
- - For a sofa?
- - In this neighbourhood,
- 522
- 00:31:06,261 --> 00:31:08,221
- I could get twice the amount
- for a loveseat.
- 523
- 00:31:09,848 --> 00:31:11,057
- Oh.
- 524
- 00:31:12,767 --> 00:31:16,146
- Morning, there.
- Take a look at this.
- 525
- 00:31:18,148 --> 00:31:19,190
- Morning!
- 526
- 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,361
- Tequila.
- 527
- 00:31:24,904 --> 00:31:26,656
- Guys.
- 528
- 00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:28,491
- Mrs Metcalfe, what do you think
- you're doing?
- 529
- 00:31:28,575 --> 00:31:30,410
- This is my idea for a new show.
- 530
- 00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:32,704
- What, the Southern gospel
- drag choir?
- 531
- 00:31:32,787 --> 00:31:34,581
- The trans-tabernacle?
- 532
- 00:31:34,664 --> 00:31:36,499
- Hey, keep an open mind.
- 533
- 00:31:36,916 --> 00:31:40,545
- - Sex, drag and rock 'n' roll?
- - Girl, please!
- 534
- 00:31:40,628 --> 00:31:42,005
- What is this? Retro night?
- 535
- 00:31:42,672 --> 00:31:44,632
- I want you all to sing.
- 536
- 00:31:44,966 --> 00:31:47,844
- Like sing-sing? Really sing?
- 537
- 00:31:47,927 --> 00:31:51,014
- I've heard y'all humming along
- to the music here.
- 538
- 00:31:51,097 --> 00:31:54,350
- Believe me, I've made
- much more with much less.
- 539
- 00:31:54,434 --> 00:31:57,896
- How did you know that
- Rickey had that same exact idea?
- 540
- 00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:59,481
- I didn't.
- 541
- 00:31:59,564 --> 00:32:03,401
- The sex part,
- is that gonna be real, too? Hm?
- 542
- 00:32:03,485 --> 00:32:04,778
- Listen to me.
- 543
- 00:32:04,903 --> 00:32:08,448
- How many drag shows
- are there in San Francisco?
- 544
- 00:32:08,531 --> 00:32:10,742
- We need to appeal to the masses,
- 545
- 00:32:10,825 --> 00:32:12,660
- not just some men
- in the neighbourhood.
- 546
- 00:32:12,744 --> 00:32:14,621
- What's wrong with the men
- in the neighbourhood?
- 547
- 00:32:14,704 --> 00:32:19,334
- Millions of tourists come
- to San Francisco every year.
- 548
- 00:32:19,417 --> 00:32:23,004
- We gotta give them something
- they won't see at home.
- 549
- 00:32:23,088 --> 00:32:24,923
- Look,
- even if we go with your idea,
- 550
- 00:32:24,964 --> 00:32:26,633
- and I'm not saying that we are,
- 551
- 00:32:27,175 --> 00:32:28,968
- how do you propose
- we get these tourists in here,
- 552
- 00:32:29,010 --> 00:32:30,220
- Ms Field of Dreams?
- 553
- 00:32:30,303 --> 00:32:31,679
- Oh, I love that movie!
- 554
- 00:32:31,763 --> 00:32:33,348
- I have a plan.
- 555
- 00:32:33,431 --> 00:32:34,891
- I play piano.
- 556
- 00:32:37,394 --> 00:32:39,771
- Now, that's what I'm talking
- about right there.
- 557
- 00:32:39,854 --> 00:32:41,189
- Can we share?
- 558
- 00:32:47,696 --> 00:32:49,614
- Oh, my Lord, Sienna.
- 559
- 00:32:49,698 --> 00:32:53,201
- Those pants are so tight,
- I can see the Promised Land.
- 560
- 00:32:53,284 --> 00:32:55,328
- Camel toe is so chic right now.
- 561
- 00:32:57,288 --> 00:32:58,915
- It smells delicious.
- 562
- 00:32:59,249 --> 00:33:01,376
- So, where's he taking you?
- 563
- 00:33:01,584 --> 00:33:02,627
- I don't know.
- 564
- 00:33:02,794 --> 00:33:05,130
- His name is Grayson
- and he's totally my type.
- 565
- 00:33:06,798 --> 00:33:08,675
- Scruffy, rugged.
- 566
- 00:33:08,842 --> 00:33:10,427
- What do you know about this man?
- 567
- 00:33:11,177 --> 00:33:13,555
- I know he's got a dick and
- I haven't been laid in a year.
- 568
- 00:33:14,389 --> 00:33:17,225
- You're planning to sleep with
- this guy on the first date.
- 569
- 00:33:17,642 --> 00:33:18,768
- Hell, yeah.
- 570
- 00:33:18,852 --> 00:33:21,813
- Isn't that how you got yourself
- into this predicament?
- 571
- 00:33:21,896 --> 00:33:25,567
- Listen, you are not my mother,
- you're my babysitter.
- 572
- 00:33:25,984 --> 00:33:29,029
- - I can have an opinion.
- - Not about my pussy.
- 573
- 00:33:31,156 --> 00:33:33,033
- Shit.
- 574
- 00:33:35,201 --> 00:33:36,536
- One second!
- 575
- 00:33:46,337 --> 00:33:47,464
- Hi.
- 576
- 00:33:49,632 --> 00:33:51,051
- Hey, ladies.
- 577
- 00:33:51,926 --> 00:33:55,805
- Maybelline said to bring dessert
- so I come packing fudge.
- 578
- 00:33:55,889 --> 00:33:57,432
- You waited your whole life
- to say that line?
- 579
- 00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,018
- Pretty much.
- Hi!
- 580
- 00:34:01,853 --> 00:34:03,313
- Mwah!
- 581
- 00:34:03,396 --> 00:34:04,439
- Darlin'.
- 582
- 00:34:05,899 --> 00:34:09,277
- I'm not saying the place
- he brought me wasn't lovely,
- 583
- 00:34:09,361 --> 00:34:11,988
- but when I asked him
- where the bathroom was, he said,
- 584
- 00:34:12,072 --> 00:34:13,782
- "Take a left at the glory hole.
- 585
- 00:34:13,947 --> 00:34:16,242
- If you reach the sling,
- you've gone too far.
- 586
- 00:34:16,326 --> 00:34:17,285
- Girl!
- 587
- 00:34:21,039 --> 00:34:22,164
- Glory hole?
- 588
- 00:34:23,416 --> 00:34:25,960
- It's like a confession booth.
- 589
- 00:34:26,378 --> 00:34:28,713
- Yeah.
- 590
- 00:34:29,923 --> 00:34:32,634
- I can't wait until
- I'm done with my transition.
- 591
- 00:34:32,717 --> 00:34:35,470
- Then maybe I'll have better luck
- with the straight guys.
- 592
- 00:34:35,552 --> 00:34:39,224
- Oh, honey, you don't need luck.
- You need patience.
- 593
- 00:34:39,391 --> 00:34:41,142
- I need me some good weaning.
- 594
- 00:34:41,226 --> 00:34:42,519
- Hey!
- 595
- 00:34:43,186 --> 00:34:44,896
- OK.
- 596
- 00:34:45,939 --> 00:34:47,356
- Maybelline?
- 597
- 00:34:47,898 --> 00:34:51,360
- You've been married for a while.
- That must feel good.
- 598
- 00:34:52,570 --> 00:34:54,030
- Well, I guess.
- 599
- 00:34:54,530 --> 00:34:56,282
- Well, I wanna be married.
- 600
- 00:34:56,825 --> 00:34:58,410
- Aww!
- 601
- 00:34:58,492 --> 00:35:00,994
- Well, bitch, stop going for
- the closet cases all the time.
- 602
- 00:35:04,457 --> 00:35:05,709
- Oh, my God!
- 603
- 00:35:08,336 --> 00:35:11,131
- This is gorgeous. Do you sew?
- 604
- 00:35:11,214 --> 00:35:15,510
- Oh, you know, I did some fashion
- back in my more naive times.
- 605
- 00:35:15,593 --> 00:35:17,971
- Well, honey, if you can sew,
- 606
- 00:35:18,096 --> 00:35:21,391
- I need everything
- that I own let out.
- 607
- 00:35:21,474 --> 00:35:23,685
- You're gonna need a lot
- of extra fabric with that one.
- 608
- 00:35:26,020 --> 00:35:27,605
- So catty.
- 609
- 00:35:28,356 --> 00:35:30,275
- You tried it.
- 610
- 00:35:31,943 --> 00:35:33,445
- Are you, uh, ready?
- 611
- 00:35:37,407 --> 00:35:38,742
- Book club.
- 612
- 00:35:39,117 --> 00:35:41,036
- OK.
- 613
- 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,081
- And...
- 614
- 00:35:45,165 --> 00:35:47,250
- ♪ Ba ba-ba-ba ♪
- 615
- 00:35:47,584 --> 00:35:51,087
- ♪ Ba-ba ba-ba baa baa ♪
- 616
- 00:35:52,088 --> 00:35:53,798
- Oh, let's try that again.
- 617
- 00:35:53,882 --> 00:35:56,092
- What you think, little Rickey?
- One more time?
- 618
- 00:35:57,010 --> 00:35:58,970
- ♪ Ba ba-ba-ba ♪
- 619
- 00:35:59,512 --> 00:36:04,225
- ♪ Ba-ba ba-ba baa baa ♪
- 620
- 00:36:04,350 --> 00:36:05,769
- - It's good!
- - Oh, yeah!
- 621
- 00:36:06,186 --> 00:36:07,479
- We got it!
- 622
- 00:36:17,655 --> 00:36:19,199
- ♪ When you grow up ♪
- 623
- 00:36:19,407 --> 00:36:21,910
- ♪ Livin' like a good boy oughta ♪
- 624
- 00:36:23,870 --> 00:36:25,163
- ♪ And your mama ♪
- 625
- 00:36:25,622 --> 00:36:28,291
- ♪ Takes a shine to her best son ♪
- 626
- 00:36:30,126 --> 00:36:31,419
- ♪ Something different ♪
- 627
- 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,589
- ♪ All the girls,
- they seem to like you ♪
- 628
- 00:36:36,299 --> 00:36:37,592
- ♪ Cos you're handsome ♪
- 629
- 00:36:38,218 --> 00:36:40,720
- ♪ Like to talk
- and a whole lot of fun ♪
- 630
- 00:36:42,514 --> 00:36:45,475
- ♪ We're gonna
- take your mama out all night ♪
- 631
- 00:36:45,558 --> 00:36:48,311
- ♪ Yeah, we'll show her
- what it's all about ♪
- 632
- 00:36:49,270 --> 00:36:52,023
- ♪ We'll get her jacked up
- on some cheap champagne ♪
- 633
- 00:36:52,107 --> 00:36:54,484
- ♪ We'll let the good times
- all roll out ♪
- 634
- 00:36:55,527 --> 00:37:00,031
- ♪ Do it,
- take your mama out all night ♪
- 635
- 00:37:01,241 --> 00:37:05,620
- ♪ You can stay up late cos,
- baby, you're a full-grown man ♪
- 636
- 00:37:08,248 --> 00:37:10,583
- - Should we try again?
- - Yeah.
- 637
- 00:37:10,667 --> 00:37:11,584
- All right.
- 638
- 00:37:22,721 --> 00:37:25,181
- Damn! We good!
- 639
- 00:38:13,563 --> 00:38:16,191
- I can't tell what's vomit
- and what's baby food anymore.
- 640
- 00:38:16,274 --> 00:38:18,318
- Do all of those boys
- at the club...?
- 641
- 00:38:19,319 --> 00:38:21,654
- Do I call 'em boys or girls?
- 642
- 00:38:21,738 --> 00:38:23,782
- It's kind of
- a time-of-day issue.
- 643
- 00:38:23,865 --> 00:38:26,409
- Do all those girls at the club
- do drugs?
- 644
- 00:38:26,493 --> 00:38:28,828
- And was Rickey always high?
- 645
- 00:38:28,912 --> 00:38:31,539
- I mean, Rickey drank and
- partied too much. We all did.
- 646
- 00:38:31,623 --> 00:38:32,957
- But we're not junkies.
- 647
- 00:38:33,375 --> 00:38:35,043
- People go to night clubs
- to lose themselves.
- 648
- 00:38:35,126 --> 00:38:37,337
- You might see something
- you don't wanna see.
- 649
- 00:38:38,380 --> 00:38:40,131
- I can handle a gay bar.
- 650
- 00:38:40,965 --> 00:38:44,260
- All my life I've watched rodeos
- and livestock shows,
- 651
- 00:38:44,344 --> 00:38:45,887
- so a gay bar's nothing.
- 652
- 00:38:47,180 --> 00:38:49,265
- I wanna buy
- some of that lipstick.
- 653
- 00:38:49,349 --> 00:38:52,644
- Oh. OK.
- 654
- 00:39:00,735 --> 00:39:01,945
- The way the gilt's coming...
- 655
- 00:39:02,028 --> 00:39:03,697
- No. No, no, no, no.
- Stop.
- 656
- 00:39:03,780 --> 00:39:05,115
- Stop, stop, stop. It's over.
- 657
- 00:39:05,740 --> 00:39:07,659
- - Give me that.
- - What? What? Hey!
- 658
- 00:39:07,742 --> 00:39:09,619
- Give me the fucking brush, Bear!
- 659
- 00:39:10,453 --> 00:39:12,664
- - What?
- - You keep changing everything.
- 660
- 00:39:13,873 --> 00:39:15,291
- Every time you hang a curtain
- 661
- 00:39:15,375 --> 00:39:17,168
- or throw away old things
- for new things,
- 662
- 00:39:17,210 --> 00:39:20,130
- it's like... he's more gone.
- 663
- 00:39:20,213 --> 00:39:22,215
- - It's stupid!
- - Hey, stop!
- 664
- 00:39:23,842 --> 00:39:27,137
- Wait right there.
- I wanna show you something.
- 665
- 00:39:33,977 --> 00:39:35,770
- Look at this, Nathan.
- 666
- 00:39:35,854 --> 00:39:38,398
- It's Rickey. I don't think
- you've seen that before.
- 667
- 00:39:39,107 --> 00:39:42,444
- In his room.
- He was a teenager then.
- 668
- 00:39:42,652 --> 00:39:45,822
- He was getting moody, throwing
- hissy fits with his daddy and...
- 669
- 00:39:46,322 --> 00:39:48,867
- To cheer him up, I-I told him
- he could paint his room
- 670
- 00:39:48,950 --> 00:39:50,744
- any colour he wanted and...
- 671
- 00:39:51,953 --> 00:39:56,583
- And so I thought we'd paint
- the walls his favourite colour
- 672
- 00:39:56,666 --> 00:39:59,169
- and with your permission,
- 673
- 00:39:59,627 --> 00:40:01,838
- we could hang
- that photo on the wall, so...
- 674
- 00:40:03,423 --> 00:40:05,175
- he would never miss a show.
- 675
- 00:40:25,028 --> 00:40:28,406
- - Can I help you?
- - Thank you. Yes. Um...
- 676
- 00:40:28,490 --> 00:40:32,786
- I was wondering
- if you would be, uh, willing
- 677
- 00:40:32,869 --> 00:40:36,122
- to spread the word about
- a terrific show at our club,
- 678
- 00:40:36,247 --> 00:40:37,457
- Pandora's Box.
- 679
- 00:40:37,540 --> 00:40:38,708
- It's quite unique.
- 680
- 00:40:39,084 --> 00:40:40,960
- That's a drag bar, right?
- 681
- 00:40:41,044 --> 00:40:43,797
- Well, we have
- gender illusionists.
- 682
- 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:45,590
- No, thanks.
- We're not interested.
- 683
- 00:40:45,673 --> 00:40:50,220
- Oh. Well, could I give you
- some flyers?
- 684
- 00:40:50,303 --> 00:40:51,930
- There's no soliciting.
- 685
- 00:40:52,263 --> 00:40:53,264
- - Oh.
- - Thanks.
- 686
- 00:40:53,348 --> 00:40:56,142
- OK. Thank you.
- 687
- 00:40:56,893 --> 00:40:58,103
- Oh!
- 688
- 00:41:00,605 --> 00:41:02,065
- I'm so sorry.
- 689
- 00:41:02,148 --> 00:41:05,610
- - It's not a problem.
- - This is very kind of you.
- 690
- 00:41:05,902 --> 00:41:08,154
- It's the only way to get my
- flyers distributed
- 691
- 00:41:08,238 --> 00:41:09,531
- in your hotel.
- 692
- 00:41:10,865 --> 00:41:12,742
- - You're from Texas.
- - You got it.
- 693
- 00:41:12,826 --> 00:41:14,661
- Small town called Red Vine.
- 694
- 00:41:14,744 --> 00:41:18,123
- I spent some summers
- in Savage Springs as a boy,
- 695
- 00:41:18,206 --> 00:41:19,791
- a couple of hours from there.
- 696
- 00:41:19,874 --> 00:41:21,543
- Head concierge.
- 697
- 00:41:22,001 --> 00:41:23,211
- August.
- 698
- 00:41:23,503 --> 00:41:25,797
- How do you do?
- I'm Maybelline Metcalf.
- 699
- 00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:31,177
- You work at a drag club?
- 700
- 00:41:31,678 --> 00:41:34,639
- Well, actually, I own it.
- It's a long story.
- 701
- 00:41:34,723 --> 00:41:37,809
- Well, I'd be interested
- in hearing that story sometime.
- 702
- 00:41:38,977 --> 00:41:40,353
- Is the show any good?
- 703
- 00:41:40,437 --> 00:41:42,939
- We're always looking for
- things to recommend.
- 704
- 00:41:43,022 --> 00:41:45,817
- Oh, well, why don't you
- come judge for yourself?
- 705
- 00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:49,362
- A week from Saturday we're
- putting on a brand-new show.
- 706
- 00:41:49,446 --> 00:41:51,322
- I'll put you on the guest list.
- 707
- 00:41:51,614 --> 00:41:54,784
- Not my typical Saturday night,
- but...
- 708
- 00:41:55,201 --> 00:41:57,787
- Sounds fun. Sure.
- 709
- 00:41:58,413 --> 00:42:00,665
- - Why not?
- - Great!
- 710
- 00:42:02,208 --> 00:42:04,294
- - Thanks again.
- - Bye.
- 711
- 00:42:22,687 --> 00:42:25,106
- Wow, this place looks amazing,
- Maybelline.
- 712
- 00:42:25,398 --> 00:42:27,150
- You really do have Rickey's eye.
- 713
- 00:42:28,026 --> 00:42:29,611
- Or he had mine.
- 714
- 00:42:42,165 --> 00:42:44,167
- Well, hello, Daddy.
- 715
- 00:42:49,506 --> 00:42:54,886
- ♪ That's him
- at the other end of the bar ♪
- 716
- 00:42:55,178 --> 00:42:59,516
- ♪ The best to come in in a while ♪
- 717
- 00:43:00,767 --> 00:43:06,064
- ♪ Not exactly the type
- to show all of his cards ♪
- 718
- 00:43:06,147 --> 00:43:10,819
- ♪ But I think I just spotted
- a smile ♪
- 719
- 00:43:11,403 --> 00:43:16,700
- ♪ Now, I fully intend
- to find that one man to spend ♪
- 720
- 00:43:16,783 --> 00:43:20,620
- ♪ All my ever afters with ♪
- 721
- 00:43:21,287 --> 00:43:23,790
- ♪ But I've been looking so long ♪
- 722
- 00:43:23,873 --> 00:43:27,335
- ♪ And so far so wrong ♪
- 723
- 00:43:27,419 --> 00:43:32,173
- ♪ Something's got to give ♪
- 724
- 00:43:32,799 --> 00:43:36,052
- ♪ He ain't Mr Right,
- but he's Mr Right Now ♪
- 725
- 00:43:36,136 --> 00:43:38,805
- ♪ We all got to get through
- the night somehow ♪
- 726
- 00:43:38,888 --> 00:43:43,768
- ♪ He ain't Mr Right,
- but he's Mr Right Now ♪
- 727
- 00:43:45,019 --> 00:43:47,897
- ♪ I promised myself
- when I walked through the door ♪
- 728
- 00:43:47,981 --> 00:43:50,567
- ♪ I swore I would try to refrain ♪
- 729
- 00:43:50,775 --> 00:43:53,611
- ♪ But I can't leave my life
- on hold anymore ♪
- 730
- 00:43:53,695 --> 00:43:56,823
- ♪ Just waiting for my luck
- to change ♪
- 731
- 00:43:56,906 --> 00:43:59,617
- ♪ A little more drinking
- and a little less thinking ♪
- 732
- 00:43:59,993 --> 00:44:02,328
- ♪ I sure could like what I see ♪
- 733
- 00:44:02,412 --> 00:44:05,290
- ♪ I had paid my dues
- with those last cold blues ♪
- 734
- 00:44:05,373 --> 00:44:08,460
- ♪ You know this one
- is leaving with me ♪
- 735
- 00:44:08,543 --> 00:44:11,254
- ♪ He ain't Mr Right,
- but he's Mr Right Now ♪
- 736
- 00:44:11,337 --> 00:44:14,215
- ♪ Well, we all got to get
- through the night somehow ♪
- 737
- 00:44:14,299 --> 00:44:16,342
- ♪ He ain't Mr Right ♪
- 738
- 00:44:16,426 --> 00:44:20,055
- ♪ But he's Mr Right Now ♪
- 739
- 00:44:20,263 --> 00:44:23,308
- ♪ Well, he might do me right ♪
- 740
- 00:44:23,391 --> 00:44:26,269
- ♪ And he might do me wrong ♪
- 741
- 00:44:26,561 --> 00:44:29,522
- ♪ But as long as he'll do me ♪
- 742
- 00:44:29,606 --> 00:44:31,733
- ♪ We'll keep going on ♪
- 743
- 00:44:31,816 --> 00:44:34,944
- ♪ Well, he's old and he's short
- and he's bald and he's fat ♪
- 744
- 00:44:35,028 --> 00:44:37,822
- ♪ But at ten after two,
- ooh, I like it like that ♪
- 745
- 00:44:37,906 --> 00:44:40,158
- ♪ Well, he ain't Mr Right ♪
- 746
- 00:44:40,241 --> 00:44:43,870
- ♪ Well, he's my Mr Not Quite ♪
- 747
- 00:44:43,953 --> 00:44:47,123
- ♪ Well, he isn't exactly
- the genius I planned ♪
- 748
- 00:44:47,207 --> 00:44:48,458
- ♪ But he sits and he begs ♪
- 749
- 00:44:48,541 --> 00:44:50,168
- ♪ And he barks like a man ♪
- 750
- 00:44:50,251 --> 00:44:52,337
- ♪ He ain't Mr Right, wow, wow ♪
- 751
- 00:44:52,921 --> 00:44:55,840
- ♪ He's my Mr Not Quite ♪
- 752
- 00:44:55,924 --> 00:44:58,718
- ♪ And I don't give a damn
- 'bout those cards that he stole ♪
- 753
- 00:44:58,802 --> 00:45:00,678
- ♪ I'm just thrilled
- and delighted ♪
- 754
- 00:45:00,762 --> 00:45:04,557
- ♪ He's out on parole ♪
- 755
- 00:45:05,392 --> 00:45:07,811
- ♪ Well, he ain't Mr Right ♪
- 756
- 00:45:08,645 --> 00:45:11,981
- ♪ He's my Mr Tonight ♪
- 757
- 00:45:12,065 --> 00:45:13,983
- ♪ Well, he ain't Mr Right ♪
- 758
- 00:45:14,442 --> 00:45:20,240
- ♪ But he's Mr Right Now ♪
- 759
- 00:45:39,592 --> 00:45:40,593
- Well?
- 760
- 00:45:41,136 --> 00:45:44,431
- He's gonna get his hotel
- to officially recommend the show
- 761
- 00:45:44,514 --> 00:45:45,807
- to all the guests.
- 762
- 00:45:46,766 --> 00:45:48,685
- - Bye!
- - Wow!
- 763
- 00:45:48,768 --> 00:45:50,520
- He must have really liked
- the show.
- 764
- 00:45:50,645 --> 00:45:52,731
- It's not all he liked!
- 765
- 00:45:53,189 --> 00:45:55,942
- Oh, stop. I'm a married woman.
- 766
- 00:45:56,192 --> 00:45:57,444
- Mm-hmm.
- 767
- 00:46:03,116 --> 00:46:06,202
- Well, I'd like to go through
- all your closets,
- 768
- 00:46:06,286 --> 00:46:09,205
- but I also think we should
- make something new, you know.
- 769
- 00:46:09,289 --> 00:46:11,499
- Debut something original.
- 770
- 00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:14,961
- Off the rack in size 18
- ain't exactly couture.
- 771
- 00:46:18,006 --> 00:46:20,467
- Ma'am, it's not polite to stare.
- 772
- 00:46:23,636 --> 00:46:24,929
- Hm. It's all right.
- 773
- 00:46:27,682 --> 00:46:28,975
- It's my mother.
- 774
- 00:46:37,233 --> 00:46:39,527
- Well,
- let's get this party started!
- 775
- 00:46:39,611 --> 00:46:40,612
- Oh, Lord!
- 776
- 00:46:45,241 --> 00:46:46,868
- Is that your husband?
- 777
- 00:46:46,951 --> 00:46:48,536
- You're gonna
- have to talk to him sometime.
- 778
- 00:46:48,620 --> 00:46:51,039
- I know, but not tonight.
- 779
- 00:46:51,122 --> 00:46:54,709
- I don't feel like holding up
- both ends of the conversation.
- 780
- 00:46:55,085 --> 00:46:56,628
- OK. This?
- 781
- 00:46:57,545 --> 00:46:59,381
- Hey, where's Joan tonight?
- 782
- 00:47:03,927 --> 00:47:06,262
- Joan's not feeling
- her best tonight.
- 783
- 00:47:06,346 --> 00:47:08,890
- Oh. Poor thing.
- 784
- 00:47:08,973 --> 00:47:09,974
- Yeah.
- 785
- 00:47:10,058 --> 00:47:12,477
- Now, let's see if we can
- get you some action tonight.
- 786
- 00:47:12,685 --> 00:47:15,313
- Hey, it's a business dinner.
- 787
- 00:47:15,397 --> 00:47:18,817
- - This one's good, huh?
- - Oh, I don't think so. Not red.
- 788
- 00:47:18,942 --> 00:47:21,152
- If it looks good on me,
- it could look good on you, huh?
- 789
- 00:47:26,074 --> 00:47:27,909
- I like this music.
- 790
- 00:47:27,992 --> 00:47:29,703
- You should hear it on vinyl.
- 791
- 00:47:30,286 --> 00:47:33,289
- Vinyl? You're old school.
- 792
- 00:47:33,707 --> 00:47:36,835
- Every Saturday, I go to this
- great vinyl record store
- 793
- 00:47:36,918 --> 00:47:40,255
- in Haight-Ashbury and
- treat myself to a new treasure.
- 794
- 00:47:40,672 --> 00:47:43,550
- You were one of the cool guys
- in high school, weren't you?
- 795
- 00:47:45,093 --> 00:47:47,470
- And you were that beautiful girl
- 796
- 00:47:47,554 --> 00:47:50,724
- too busy cheering the
- football team to notice me.
- 797
- 00:47:53,226 --> 00:47:56,354
- Do you mind if we make a couple
- of quick stops on the way?
- 798
- 00:48:00,567 --> 00:48:03,069
- - Hi, Joan.
- - Maybelline.
- 799
- 00:48:03,153 --> 00:48:04,571
- I heard you were sick,
- 800
- 00:48:04,654 --> 00:48:07,282
- so I brought you some soup
- from the Whole Foods.
- 801
- 00:48:07,490 --> 00:48:09,909
- It cost a month's rent,
- so it must be good.
- 802
- 00:48:09,993 --> 00:48:12,370
- Thank you. You...
- 803
- 00:48:13,496 --> 00:48:16,332
- You look like a drag queen.
- 804
- 00:48:16,875 --> 00:48:18,793
- May I come in for a minute?
- 805
- 00:48:19,127 --> 00:48:20,962
- August is waiting outside.
- It won't take long.
- 806
- 00:48:27,302 --> 00:48:30,138
- Sorry. The place is a mess.
- 807
- 00:48:30,638 --> 00:48:32,307
- I'm an even bigger mess.
- 808
- 00:48:33,266 --> 00:48:34,559
- Don't worry.
- 809
- 00:48:35,060 --> 00:48:36,311
- Where I come from,
- 810
- 00:48:36,394 --> 00:48:39,147
- people leave their old sofas
- on the porch.
- 811
- 00:48:42,150 --> 00:48:44,110
- Joan, I'm worried about you.
- 812
- 00:48:45,779 --> 00:48:47,906
- Maybe you don't think
- you have a problem,
- 813
- 00:48:47,989 --> 00:48:49,532
- but from what I hear,
- 814
- 00:48:49,824 --> 00:48:52,952
- Rickey thought he didn't
- have a problem, either.
- 815
- 00:48:53,286 --> 00:48:55,121
- Rickey and I were a lot alike.
- 816
- 00:48:57,457 --> 00:48:59,292
- We used to...
- 817
- 00:49:00,126 --> 00:49:02,462
- ...blow sailors together
- back in the day.
- 818
- 00:49:06,049 --> 00:49:08,885
- You can't shock me, Joan.
- Not anymore.
- 819
- 00:49:18,311 --> 00:49:19,854
- Maybe I'll stop.
- 820
- 00:49:21,898 --> 00:49:24,943
- It's just that it makes shit
- so much easier to handle.
- 821
- 00:49:25,276 --> 00:49:27,028
- Tell me what's so hard.
- 822
- 00:49:28,613 --> 00:49:29,781
- I don't know.
- 823
- 00:49:32,534 --> 00:49:36,329
- I mean, I haven't had
- a relationship in six years.
- 824
- 00:49:37,997 --> 00:49:39,666
- It's not for a lack of
- meeting people.
- 825
- 00:49:39,749 --> 00:49:42,711
- It's just that the more that
- I hook up, the lonelier I feel.
- 826
- 00:49:43,294 --> 00:49:46,798
- I don't wanna lose you, Joan.
- Not like we lost Rickey.
- 827
- 00:49:48,258 --> 00:49:50,385
- Besides, you're much prettier
- 828
- 00:49:50,468 --> 00:49:52,595
- when you're not using
- that stuff.
- 829
- 00:49:56,391 --> 00:49:58,560
- Well, me and Rickey
- are Dusty's drag daughters.
- 830
- 00:49:59,853 --> 00:50:01,521
- She's been sober forever.
- 831
- 00:50:01,604 --> 00:50:03,356
- She was always trying to get
- me and Rickey
- 832
- 00:50:03,398 --> 00:50:04,858
- to go to meetings with her.
- 833
- 00:50:04,941 --> 00:50:07,360
- You two should have
- a girls' night out.
- 834
- 00:50:08,862 --> 00:50:11,698
- Dusty's not really
- talking to any of us now.
- 835
- 00:50:12,073 --> 00:50:13,491
- No.
- 836
- 00:50:18,621 --> 00:50:20,248
- That was Rickey's.
- 837
- 00:50:21,624 --> 00:50:24,294
- Nathan wanted me to have it
- cos I was Rickey's sister.
- 838
- 00:50:27,255 --> 00:50:28,923
- He called it the Maybelline.
- 839
- 00:50:30,341 --> 00:50:33,261
- Can you give me everything
- you have in this apartment?
- 840
- 00:50:33,553 --> 00:50:35,722
- - I mean, all the drugs.
- - Maybelline...
- 841
- 00:50:35,889 --> 00:50:39,017
- Nobody intervened for my son.
- 842
- 00:50:39,309 --> 00:50:41,352
- I'm intervening for you.
- 843
- 00:51:04,876 --> 00:51:06,127
- Is that all of it?
- 844
- 00:51:07,796 --> 00:51:09,047
- That's what I've got.
- 845
- 00:51:39,035 --> 00:51:40,120
- I would have.
- 846
- 00:51:41,579 --> 00:51:42,789
- Would have what?
- 847
- 00:51:42,872 --> 00:51:44,791
- Noticed you in high school.
- 848
- 00:51:52,215 --> 00:51:54,801
- I moved out here
- the day after graduation.
- 849
- 00:51:55,468 --> 00:51:56,845
- I was a hippie.
- 850
- 00:51:57,804 --> 00:52:00,807
- I came here for the free love.
- 851
- 00:52:02,350 --> 00:52:04,644
- Only thing about me
- that didn't get old
- 852
- 00:52:04,728 --> 00:52:06,229
- is my love for this place.
- 853
- 00:52:08,523 --> 00:52:11,735
- The bay. The hills.
- 854
- 00:52:13,403 --> 00:52:15,030
- The fighting spirit.
- 855
- 00:52:17,657 --> 00:52:19,534
- My favourite city in the world.
- 856
- 00:52:21,703 --> 00:52:24,122
- I always feel lucky to be here.
- 857
- 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,543
- Especially tonight.
- 858
- 00:52:31,629 --> 00:52:33,840
- Are you sure you don't want me
- to take you home?
- 859
- 00:52:33,923 --> 00:52:35,300
- No, I'm fine.
- 860
- 00:52:37,093 --> 00:52:39,637
- - I'll wait for you.
- - No, no.
- 861
- 00:52:40,180 --> 00:52:45,560
- But that was the most
- wonderful evening I've had
- 862
- 00:52:45,810 --> 00:52:48,063
- in I can't remember when.
- 863
- 00:52:58,865 --> 00:53:00,033
- Thank you.
- 864
- 00:53:02,660 --> 00:53:03,745
- Night.
- 865
- 00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:11,920
- I was wondering,
- if you don't mind,
- 866
- 00:53:12,879 --> 00:53:14,923
- may I sit with you tonight?
- 867
- 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,087
- Hi.
- 868
- 00:55:17,379 --> 00:55:20,632
- Ooh, someone got lucky
- last night.
- 869
- 00:55:21,007 --> 00:55:23,551
- Yeah.
- I got very lucky last night.
- 870
- 00:55:42,654 --> 00:55:44,406
- What is it, Cherry?
- 871
- 00:55:44,656 --> 00:55:46,950
- I was turned down
- for surgery again.
- 872
- 00:55:47,033 --> 00:55:49,911
- Oh, I'm sorry. How come?
- 873
- 00:55:50,453 --> 00:55:51,913
- Cos I haven't told my wife.
- 874
- 00:55:53,373 --> 00:55:56,918
- Is your wife...
- visually impaired?
- 875
- 00:55:58,420 --> 00:56:01,715
- I haven't seen my wife
- in five or six years or so.
- 876
- 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:02,924
- Oh.
- 877
- 00:56:04,259 --> 00:56:05,927
- I need a divorce.
- 878
- 00:56:06,010 --> 00:56:08,388
- That's...
- That's just the simple way.
- 879
- 00:56:08,471 --> 00:56:10,473
- She won't give you a divorce?
- 880
- 00:56:10,557 --> 00:56:11,766
- I haven't asked.
- 881
- 00:56:12,016 --> 00:56:14,978
- - She doesn't know.
- - You should tell her in person.
- 882
- 00:56:15,270 --> 00:56:17,939
- You shouldn't let
- a dead marriage hold you back.
- 883
- 00:56:18,022 --> 00:56:19,858
- I already hurt her so much.
- 884
- 00:56:19,941 --> 00:56:21,443
- If I were her, I'd want to know.
- 885
- 00:56:21,526 --> 00:56:23,737
- It might help her to see
- what you've been through.
- 886
- 00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:27,282
- You think?
- 887
- 00:56:28,116 --> 00:56:31,870
- If you like, I could go with you
- for moral support.
- 888
- 00:56:32,328 --> 00:56:33,496
- Yeah.
- 889
- 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:35,790
- I shouldn't go alone.
- 890
- 00:56:36,207 --> 00:56:38,084
- I'm still wearing her weave.
- 891
- 00:56:40,211 --> 00:56:45,925
- ♪ If I could,
- I would give you a world ♪
- 892
- 00:56:46,009 --> 00:56:53,933
- ♪ Where everyone knew
- you were magic, darling ♪
- 893
- 00:56:54,225 --> 00:56:56,519
- Don't stop.
- 894
- 00:56:59,314 --> 00:57:00,982
- I wrote it for Rickey.
- 895
- 00:57:01,066 --> 00:57:02,609
- You write songs?
- 896
- 00:57:03,026 --> 00:57:04,652
- It's been a while.
- 897
- 00:57:05,737 --> 00:57:06,946
- It's how we met.
- 898
- 00:57:07,906 --> 00:57:09,699
- Will you play it for me, please?
- 899
- 00:57:15,622 --> 00:57:21,378
- ♪ If I could,
- I would give you a world ♪
- 900
- 00:57:21,461 --> 00:57:29,135
- ♪ Where everyone knew
- you were magic, darling ♪
- 901
- 00:57:29,928 --> 00:57:35,183
- ♪ But the world's
- a hell of a mess ♪
- 902
- 00:57:37,268 --> 00:57:42,232
- ♪ And people are so slow
- to learn ♪
- 903
- 00:57:44,901 --> 00:57:46,820
- ♪ So listen, baby ♪
- 904
- 00:57:46,903 --> 00:57:50,281
- ♪ I will love you rich or poor ♪
- 905
- 00:57:50,365 --> 00:57:53,326
- ♪ And for your love
- I'd throw the war ♪
- 906
- 00:57:54,119 --> 00:57:55,829
- ♪ Your sorrow ♪
- 907
- 00:57:55,912 --> 00:57:58,915
- ♪ Give it to me ♪
- 908
- 00:58:01,167 --> 00:58:04,963
- ♪ My love I'll never compromise ♪
- 909
- 00:58:05,046 --> 00:58:08,717
- ♪ I see the stars
- within your eyes ♪
- 910
- 00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:14,597
- ♪ And when I'm dancing with you ♪
- 911
- 00:58:16,558 --> 00:58:19,728
- ♪ I will love you rich or poor ♪
- 912
- 00:58:19,811 --> 00:58:23,148
- ♪ And for your love
- I'd throw the war ♪
- 913
- 00:58:23,231 --> 00:58:25,734
- ♪ Your sorrow ♪
- 914
- 00:58:25,817 --> 00:58:29,237
- ♪ Give it to me ♪
- 915
- 00:58:30,613 --> 00:58:34,409
- ♪ My love I'll never compromise ♪
- 916
- 00:58:34,701 --> 00:58:38,204
- ♪ I see the stars
- within your eyes ♪
- 917
- 00:58:38,288 --> 00:58:43,084
- ♪ And when I'm dancing with you ♪
- 918
- 00:58:46,046 --> 00:58:50,592
- ♪ Beautiful, beautiful to me ♪
- 919
- 00:58:53,303 --> 00:58:57,724
- ♪ Beautiful, beautiful to me ♪
- 920
- 00:59:00,643 --> 00:59:05,148
- ♪ Beautiful, beautiful to me ♪
- 921
- 00:59:12,155 --> 00:59:13,406
- Whoo!
- 922
- 00:59:22,332 --> 00:59:23,375
- Ow.
- 923
- 00:59:31,549 --> 00:59:32,926
- Please, stop.
- 924
- 00:59:45,063 --> 00:59:46,439
- I said no!
- 925
- 00:59:50,860 --> 00:59:53,279
- Don't.
- 926
- 01:00:01,454 --> 01:00:03,623
- - Hey!
- - Who the fuck are you?
- 927
- 01:00:03,707 --> 01:00:05,250
- Don't fucking wave
- that thing at me.
- 928
- 01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:07,502
- Oh, I don't wave. I aim.
- 929
- 01:00:07,585 --> 01:00:10,338
- Why don't you turn around and
- leave the same way you came in?
- 930
- 01:00:10,422 --> 01:00:12,090
- Shut up! Let her go!
- 931
- 01:00:12,507 --> 01:00:13,883
- Let her go!
- 932
- 01:00:19,764 --> 01:00:21,391
- Now, when I say,
- 933
- 01:00:21,516 --> 01:00:24,310
- you're gonna go out that door
- and never come back.
- 934
- 01:00:25,311 --> 01:00:28,064
- And if I hear you
- so much as text Sienna,
- 935
- 01:00:28,148 --> 01:00:30,734
- I'm going straight to the police
- to file charges
- 936
- 01:00:30,817 --> 01:00:32,110
- and I'm going to your boss
- 937
- 01:00:32,193 --> 01:00:35,113
- to tell her about your
- previous problems with the law.
- 938
- 01:00:35,196 --> 01:00:36,698
- So, what?
- You're gonna fucking kill me?
- 939
- 01:00:36,781 --> 01:00:38,033
- Over a couple slaps?
- 940
- 01:00:38,366 --> 01:00:42,203
- No, I'd kill you because
- dropping a woman beater
- 941
- 01:00:42,287 --> 01:00:44,039
- is on my bucket list!
- 942
- 01:00:44,372 --> 01:00:47,625
- Now, get your ass out of here
- before I put another hole in it.
- 943
- 01:00:57,510 --> 01:00:59,262
- Jesus fuck!
- 944
- 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,019
- Frozen peas works best.
- 945
- 01:01:09,564 --> 01:01:11,649
- Not too much pressure
- on the eye.
- 946
- 01:01:15,403 --> 01:01:17,197
- Do you wanna go to the police?
- 947
- 01:01:19,032 --> 01:01:22,160
- I already have one restraining
- order. I don't want another.
- 948
- 01:01:23,828 --> 01:01:25,497
- They'd take his side anyway.
- 949
- 01:01:29,793 --> 01:01:32,379
- How did you know he had
- a previous brush with the law?
- 950
- 01:01:33,171 --> 01:01:35,048
- I didn't. Just guessed.
- 951
- 01:01:40,345 --> 01:01:42,389
- Would you stay in here
- with me tonight?
- 952
- 01:01:44,391 --> 01:01:45,600
- Sure.
- 953
- 01:01:51,689 --> 01:01:53,900
- He said that he liked it rough.
- 954
- 01:01:58,780 --> 01:02:00,365
- And I said OK.
- 955
- 01:02:06,579 --> 01:02:08,248
- But I didn't like it.
- 956
- 01:02:10,834 --> 01:02:12,627
- And then he got mad.
- 957
- 01:02:16,256 --> 01:02:18,258
- I'm such a mess.
- 958
- 01:02:20,093 --> 01:02:22,846
- When a man says
- he likes it rough...
- 959
- 01:02:24,013 --> 01:02:26,474
- kick him in the balls
- and see if it's true.
- 960
- 01:02:53,043 --> 01:02:54,753
- Good morning.
- 961
- 01:02:55,378 --> 01:02:56,921
- Good morning.
- 962
- 01:02:57,547 --> 01:03:00,842
- How's my boy? How's my Rickey?
- 963
- 01:03:00,925 --> 01:03:02,177
- Hey?
- 964
- 01:03:14,814 --> 01:03:16,483
- What can I get you?
- 965
- 01:03:18,026 --> 01:03:20,612
- Please... Please sit down.
- 966
- 01:03:21,946 --> 01:03:23,281
- Just for a minute.
- 967
- 01:03:28,661 --> 01:03:31,081
- I'm Maybelline Metcalf.
- 968
- 01:03:31,164 --> 01:03:33,541
- I work with your son, Eric.
- 969
- 01:03:35,001 --> 01:03:36,086
- What do you want?
- 970
- 01:03:36,169 --> 01:03:39,631
- I want you to come see our show,
- as a guest.
- 971
- 01:03:40,298 --> 01:03:41,508
- Please, don't.
- 972
- 01:03:42,592 --> 01:03:45,136
- I understand
- what you're going through.
- 973
- 01:03:47,972 --> 01:03:49,849
- My son, Rickey...
- 974
- 01:03:51,226 --> 01:03:53,937
- He did not turn out
- like I thought he would.
- 975
- 01:03:54,771 --> 01:03:56,314
- Like I wanted.
- 976
- 01:03:56,606 --> 01:04:00,860
- And when things got tough,
- I chose not to see him,
- 977
- 01:04:00,944 --> 01:04:04,197
- for many years,
- because I wanted him to change.
- 978
- 01:04:06,157 --> 01:04:08,576
- And I never did see him again.
- 979
- 01:04:09,536 --> 01:04:10,578
- He died.
- 980
- 01:04:11,454 --> 01:04:13,998
- And he left me that night club.
- 981
- 01:04:14,082 --> 01:04:17,210
- And that's how I know your son.
- 982
- 01:04:17,752 --> 01:04:21,840
- And Eric is a fine young man.
- 983
- 01:04:23,049 --> 01:04:27,303
- You raised Eric
- to be sweet and kind and...
- 984
- 01:04:29,848 --> 01:04:31,683
- He doesn't hurt anybody.
- 985
- 01:04:34,686 --> 01:04:35,937
- I would give...
- 986
- 01:04:37,355 --> 01:04:41,234
- anything to see my son again.
- 987
- 01:04:41,317 --> 01:04:42,652
- Just once.
- 988
- 01:04:44,362 --> 01:04:47,615
- I don't want you to feel
- that same way someday.
- 989
- 01:04:58,835 --> 01:05:00,462
- What can I get you?
- 990
- 01:05:01,337 --> 01:05:02,422
- Oh.
- 991
- 01:05:03,715 --> 01:05:05,258
- How's the chicken club?
- 992
- 01:05:06,801 --> 01:05:08,636
- - Very good.
- - OK.
- 993
- 01:05:09,220 --> 01:05:10,513
- Thank you.
- 994
- 01:05:16,644 --> 01:05:17,896
- Hey, May.
- 995
- 01:05:17,979 --> 01:05:20,774
- Oh, hi. Good to see you again.
- 996
- 01:05:21,733 --> 01:05:24,152
- Say, what do you think about
- free drinks
- 997
- 01:05:24,235 --> 01:05:25,528
- for all the girls tonight?
- 998
- 01:05:25,612 --> 01:05:28,990
- - There go your profits.
- - Oh, well.
- 999
- 01:05:29,699 --> 01:05:33,328
- Listen, can you make sure all
- the mics are working tonight?
- 1000
- 01:05:33,411 --> 01:05:36,247
- Yeah. I'll triple-check,
- Maybelline.
- 1001
- 01:05:49,386 --> 01:05:50,595
- How y'all doing?
- 1002
- 01:05:53,348 --> 01:05:54,933
- Um, jittery.
- 1003
- 01:05:55,975 --> 01:05:59,521
- I'm stone-cold sober.
- I'm just nervous.
- 1004
- 01:05:59,604 --> 01:06:02,482
- Well, aren't we lucky to care
- about something enough
- 1005
- 01:06:02,565 --> 01:06:03,733
- to be nervous about it?
- 1006
- 01:06:03,817 --> 01:06:06,111
- Channel those nerves
- and you'll be great.
- 1007
- 01:06:06,194 --> 01:06:07,362
- - OK?
- - OK.
- 1008
- 01:06:07,445 --> 01:06:08,905
- - See ya.
- - Bye.
- 1009
- 01:06:08,988 --> 01:06:10,073
- Bye.
- 1010
- 01:06:47,944 --> 01:06:49,487
- In here, Jeb.
- 1011
- 01:06:51,239 --> 01:06:54,367
- What the hell is going on here,
- Maybelline?
- 1012
- 01:06:54,868 --> 01:06:56,494
- This was Rickey's club.
- 1013
- 01:06:56,578 --> 01:06:57,996
- Yeah, so I gather.
- 1014
- 01:06:59,039 --> 01:07:00,248
- Who'd you talk to?
- 1015
- 01:07:00,498 --> 01:07:01,499
- A lawyer.
- 1016
- 01:07:01,875 --> 01:07:03,084
- Certainly not you.
- 1017
- 01:07:04,002 --> 01:07:07,005
- Well, it's been overwhelming.
- 1018
- 01:07:07,714 --> 01:07:10,592
- We inherited a gay bar.
- You forgot to tell me?
- 1019
- 01:07:12,093 --> 01:07:13,928
- I didn't think
- you'd be interested.
- 1020
- 01:07:14,846 --> 01:07:18,183
- I'm interested in selling it
- and going home with my wife.
- 1021
- 01:07:18,266 --> 01:07:20,018
- The show's just opened.
- 1022
- 01:07:20,101 --> 01:07:22,395
- It's too soon to tell
- whether tonight's full house
- 1023
- 01:07:22,479 --> 01:07:24,481
- will translate into more
- full houses.
- 1024
- 01:07:24,564 --> 01:07:28,193
- I can't leave now, not when
- it's just turning a profit.
- 1025
- 01:07:28,526 --> 01:07:30,028
- It's been weeks.
- 1026
- 01:07:30,362 --> 01:07:31,946
- Our house is empty.
- 1027
- 01:07:32,989 --> 01:07:34,240
- Dead quiet.
- 1028
- 01:07:35,450 --> 01:07:37,285
- Well, play some Johnny Cash.
- 1029
- 01:07:42,207 --> 01:07:43,500
- I love you.
- 1030
- 01:07:50,256 --> 01:07:51,549
- OK.
- 1031
- 01:07:53,009 --> 01:07:55,637
- I'll come back with you
- on one condition.
- 1032
- 01:07:57,305 --> 01:08:00,433
- We givethis place to Nathan,
- our son-in-law.
- 1033
- 01:08:01,059 --> 01:08:02,602
- Don't call him our son-in-law.
- 1034
- 01:08:02,685 --> 01:08:03,645
- No!
- 1035
- 01:08:04,396 --> 01:08:05,897
- That's my condition.
- 1036
- 01:08:07,065 --> 01:08:10,735
- Maybelline, this place
- is worth something to us.
- 1037
- 01:08:11,027 --> 01:08:13,530
- Thousands in stuff
- we can sell off.
- 1038
- 01:08:13,613 --> 01:08:15,198
- This is significant.
- 1039
- 01:08:16,700 --> 01:08:18,576
- It's not ours, Jeb.
- 1040
- 01:08:19,994 --> 01:08:22,705
- Rickey wouldn't want us
- to have this place.
- 1041
- 01:08:24,290 --> 01:08:26,042
- You don't deserve this place.
- 1042
- 01:08:27,168 --> 01:08:28,962
- Wedon't deserve this place.
- 1043
- 01:08:42,183 --> 01:08:44,268
- I have to get back
- at work tomorrow.
- 1044
- 01:08:44,978 --> 01:08:47,563
- I need more time here, Jeb.
- 1045
- 01:08:48,565 --> 01:08:49,899
- You're pushing it.
- 1046
- 01:08:50,817 --> 01:08:53,236
- Sienna has to find day care.
- 1047
- 01:08:53,319 --> 01:08:55,237
- The show needs a new director.
- 1048
- 01:08:55,321 --> 01:08:57,781
- Don't piss on my leg
- and tell me it's raining.
- 1049
- 01:09:03,038 --> 01:09:04,621
- What are you doing
- with these people?
- 1050
- 01:09:05,373 --> 01:09:07,000
- I'll send your sister up
- to help you.
- 1051
- 01:09:09,710 --> 01:09:11,670
- Maybe she can talk
- some sense into you.
- 1052
- 01:09:15,633 --> 01:09:19,219
- This is very kind of you
- to go pick up my sister.
- 1053
- 01:09:19,304 --> 01:09:20,429
- So, uh...
- 1054
- 01:09:21,097 --> 01:09:23,433
- if Bevette doesn't see me,
- what does she look like?
- 1055
- 01:09:23,516 --> 01:09:26,518
- Just look for the woman with
- a pained expression on her face
- 1056
- 01:09:26,603 --> 01:09:28,897
- as if life isn't worth living.
- 1057
- 01:09:28,980 --> 01:09:29,981
- That's her?
- 1058
- 01:09:30,272 --> 01:09:33,610
- No. That'll be the woman who
- sat next to her on the plane.
- 1059
- 01:09:33,692 --> 01:09:35,695
- She can point her out to you.
- 1060
- 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,753
- ♪ Meeting Mr Right ♪
- 1061
- 01:09:51,835 --> 01:09:54,672
- ♪ The man of my dreams ♪
- 1062
- 01:09:54,756 --> 01:09:57,592
- ♪ The one who showed me
- true love ♪
- 1063
- 01:09:58,426 --> 01:10:00,136
- ♪ Or at least it seemed... ♪
- 1064
- 01:10:00,220 --> 01:10:03,598
- Well, you know that
- trampy old Imogene Breining?
- 1065
- 01:10:03,681 --> 01:10:06,059
- She's still carrying on
- with Jake the Snake Riordan.
- 1066
- 01:10:06,142 --> 01:10:08,353
- - Oh.
- - And him not even divorced yet.
- 1067
- 01:10:08,436 --> 01:10:10,855
- Imogene.
- Who would have thought it?
- 1068
- 01:10:10,939 --> 01:10:12,732
- Butter wouldn't melt.
- 1069
- 01:10:12,816 --> 01:10:14,609
- She tried to buy his kids' love
- 1070
- 01:10:14,693 --> 01:10:16,861
- with all them
- Harry Potter books.
- 1071
- 01:10:16,945 --> 01:10:18,363
- - Hm?
- - Didn't work.
- 1072
- 01:10:18,446 --> 01:10:20,365
- They'd already seen the movies.
- 1073
- 01:10:20,448 --> 01:10:22,826
- My friend, Cherry Poppins,
- has a joke in her act
- 1074
- 01:10:22,909 --> 01:10:24,369
- where she bends over
- and she says,
- 1075
- 01:10:24,452 --> 01:10:27,080
- "Oops! I hope you didn't see
- my Harry Potter!"
- 1076
- 01:10:32,127 --> 01:10:33,795
- You're gonna crack your mask.
- 1077
- 01:10:33,878 --> 01:10:37,132
- ♪ I just cannot hide it ♪
- 1078
- 01:10:37,424 --> 01:10:38,633
- ♪ Oh, no ♪
- 1079
- 01:10:39,884 --> 01:10:43,138
- ♪ Finally it happened to me ♪
- 1080
- 01:10:43,555 --> 01:10:46,808
- ♪ Right in front of my face ♪
- 1081
- 01:10:46,891 --> 01:10:50,520
- ♪ My feelings can't describe it ♪
- 1082
- 01:10:51,062 --> 01:10:55,358
- ♪ Finally it happened to me ♪
- 1083
- 01:10:55,442 --> 01:10:58,403
- ♪ Right in front of my face ♪
- 1084
- 01:10:58,486 --> 01:11:03,241
- ♪ And I just cannot hide it ♪
- 1085
- 01:11:17,630 --> 01:11:19,215
- The crowds are good.
- 1086
- 01:11:19,758 --> 01:11:21,760
- The girls are making money.
- 1087
- 01:11:21,843 --> 01:11:24,637
- I swear I even saw Nathan
- smile once.
- 1088
- 01:11:25,513 --> 01:11:27,557
- Word is you put on
- a good drag show.
- 1089
- 01:11:27,807 --> 01:11:29,142
- Not me.
- 1090
- 01:11:29,267 --> 01:11:31,019
- The girls put on the drag show.
- 1091
- 01:11:31,102 --> 01:11:32,979
- I just taught 'em three-part
- harmony.
- 1092
- 01:11:33,063 --> 01:11:36,066
- Please. Those three
- couldn't stuff a bra with socks.
- 1093
- 01:11:36,232 --> 01:11:38,401
- Actually, I've seen 'em do that.
- 1094
- 01:11:38,485 --> 01:11:41,404
- Oh, well, then I suppose
- it's good that I walked away
- 1095
- 01:11:41,488 --> 01:11:43,281
- and allowed them to blossom.
- 1096
- 01:11:45,367 --> 01:11:47,869
- They need their mother back,
- Dusty.
- 1097
- 01:11:48,328 --> 01:11:49,579
- But they have you.
- 1098
- 01:11:51,956 --> 01:11:54,918
- - I could never take your place.
- - Hmm.
- 1099
- 01:11:55,418 --> 01:11:57,587
- All they ever talk about is you.
- 1100
- 01:11:58,713 --> 01:12:00,715
- "Oh, these curtains
- are so Dusty.
- 1101
- 01:12:00,799 --> 01:12:02,717
- Oh, these glasses are so Dusty."
- 1102
- 01:12:06,262 --> 01:12:08,139
- They miss their stage mother.
- 1103
- 01:12:09,265 --> 01:12:12,644
- I'm going back to Texas,
- to church, to Jeb.
- 1104
- 01:12:13,603 --> 01:12:15,063
- That's my world.
- 1105
- 01:12:16,481 --> 01:12:17,941
- Come back to yours.
- 1106
- 01:12:23,321 --> 01:12:24,739
- Are you sure about this?
- 1107
- 01:12:24,823 --> 01:12:26,700
- Maybelline, shake a leg.
- 1108
- 01:12:26,991 --> 01:12:30,120
- I don't wanna be driving through
- the Tenderloin in the dark.
- 1109
- 01:12:31,705 --> 01:12:34,207
- I'm sorry about her.
- 1110
- 01:12:34,541 --> 01:12:36,918
- Every family has a relative
- who stabbed Grandma
- 1111
- 01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:38,294
- with a butter knife.
- 1112
- 01:12:38,545 --> 01:12:41,005
- Or dynamited
- a perfectly good barn.
- 1113
- 01:12:57,272 --> 01:13:00,942
- There is Nanny. Look!
- 1114
- 01:13:01,276 --> 01:13:03,862
- - Baby Rickey!
- - Yes.
- 1115
- 01:13:04,612 --> 01:13:07,907
- Oh, you are so light,
- aren't you?
- 1116
- 01:13:08,408 --> 01:13:10,201
- Hi, Dusty.
- 1117
- 01:13:10,285 --> 01:13:12,620
- Hey. It's Auntie Dusty.
- 1118
- 01:13:13,872 --> 01:13:16,416
- How are you?
- Yes, it's pretty over there.
- 1119
- 01:13:17,333 --> 01:13:19,127
- Take a look. It's magic.
- 1120
- 01:13:23,423 --> 01:13:26,092
- Oh! Bye!
- 1121
- 01:13:27,218 --> 01:13:28,928
- What are we gonna do
- without our mamma?
- 1122
- 01:13:29,012 --> 01:13:31,473
- I'm gonna miss y'all so much.
- 1123
- 01:13:31,556 --> 01:13:33,850
- Hm. You're gonna make
- my mascara run.
- 1124
- 01:13:33,933 --> 01:13:35,143
- Oh, stop.
- 1125
- 01:13:35,226 --> 01:13:36,936
- No one wants you to go,
- Maybelline.
- 1126
- 01:13:37,020 --> 01:13:40,857
- Well, this ain't my life.
- It was Rickey's and yours.
- 1127
- 01:13:41,232 --> 01:13:43,276
- I think it's for the best.
- 1128
- 01:13:46,237 --> 01:13:47,947
- A little going-away present.
- 1129
- 01:13:48,782 --> 01:13:50,950
- Rickey used to get me
- to tape his performances,
- 1130
- 01:13:51,034 --> 01:13:53,036
- so he could watch them back
- and get better.
- 1131
- 01:13:55,538 --> 01:13:57,332
- Now you can see how he was.
- 1132
- 01:13:57,415 --> 01:14:00,043
- - Oh.
- - Dramatic and beautiful.
- 1133
- 01:14:00,460 --> 01:14:01,711
- Messy.
- 1134
- 01:14:02,295 --> 01:14:03,963
- - Just like you.
- - Oh!
- 1135
- 01:14:04,923 --> 01:14:07,509
- Oh, thank you so much.
- 1136
- 01:14:08,676 --> 01:14:10,804
- - Oh, my!
- - What?
- 1137
- 01:14:11,262 --> 01:14:13,640
- I just saw the general
- and two colonels.
- 1138
- 01:14:14,224 --> 01:14:16,393
- For the first time, apparently.
- 1139
- 01:14:16,476 --> 01:14:18,478
- First time in the ladies' room.
- 1140
- 01:14:18,561 --> 01:14:21,106
- Cherry, this is my sister,
- Bevette.
- 1141
- 01:14:22,315 --> 01:14:25,402
- Right. I thought she was
- one of the new drag queens.
- 1142
- 01:14:26,736 --> 01:14:28,571
- Bevette... Mwah.
- 1143
- 01:14:28,863 --> 01:14:30,657
- This is my darlin' friend,
- Cherry.
- 1144
- 01:14:30,740 --> 01:14:33,451
- Oh, the one with the
- "Harry Potter".
- 1145
- 01:14:33,535 --> 01:14:35,120
- Well, it ain't that Harry.
- 1146
- 01:14:37,539 --> 01:14:40,166
- Bevette, why don't you wait
- outside in the lobby?
- 1147
- 01:14:40,291 --> 01:14:41,626
- I'll just be a minute.
- 1148
- 01:14:44,087 --> 01:14:47,549
- Nathan, I've got a going-away
- present for you, too.
- 1149
- 01:14:49,551 --> 01:14:51,594
- This is all yours now.
- 1150
- 01:14:52,804 --> 01:14:53,847
- The club.
- 1151
- 01:14:53,930 --> 01:14:55,807
- You're the sole owner.
- 1152
- 01:14:56,307 --> 01:14:57,392
- What about your husband?
- 1153
- 01:14:57,475 --> 01:15:01,104
- Well, that was my condition
- for going back to Texas.
- 1154
- 01:15:01,396 --> 01:15:03,440
- All you gotta do is sign
- the papers.
- 1155
- 01:15:08,445 --> 01:15:10,447
- Thank you, Maybelline.
- Thank you.
- 1156
- 01:15:12,282 --> 01:15:14,534
- And I'll only take 20 percent.
- 1157
- 01:15:17,996 --> 01:15:19,247
- Of course.
- 1158
- 01:15:27,797 --> 01:15:30,258
- ♪ Sayin' goodbye ♪
- 1159
- 01:15:30,884 --> 01:15:34,012
- ♪ Is never an easy thing ♪
- 1160
- 01:15:34,095 --> 01:15:36,598
- ♪ But you never said ♪
- 1161
- 01:15:37,432 --> 01:15:40,643
- ♪ That you'd stay forever ♪
- 1162
- 01:15:40,727 --> 01:15:43,229
- ♪ So if you must go ♪
- 1163
- 01:15:44,230 --> 01:15:47,400
- ♪ Oh, darlin', I set you free ♪
- 1164
- 01:15:47,692 --> 01:15:49,986
- ♪ But I know in time ♪
- 1165
- 01:15:50,653 --> 01:15:55,158
- ♪ That we'll be together ♪
- 1166
- 01:15:56,076 --> 01:16:01,581
- ♪ I won't try
- to stop you now from leaving ♪
- 1167
- 01:16:01,664 --> 01:16:04,042
- ♪ Cos in my heart ♪
- 1168
- 01:16:04,584 --> 01:16:06,169
- ♪ I know ♪
- 1169
- 01:16:06,836 --> 01:16:09,464
- ♪ Love will lead you back ♪
- 1170
- 01:16:10,006 --> 01:16:13,259
- ♪ Someday I just know that ♪
- 1171
- 01:16:13,843 --> 01:16:17,806
- ♪ Love will lead you back
- to my arms ♪
- 1172
- 01:16:18,014 --> 01:16:21,017
- ♪ Where you belong ♪
- 1173
- 01:16:21,393 --> 01:16:22,977
- ♪ I'm sure ♪
- 1174
- 01:16:23,436 --> 01:16:26,606
- ♪ Sure as stars are shining ♪
- 1175
- 01:16:26,773 --> 01:16:30,944
- ♪ One day you will find me again ♪
- 1176
- 01:16:31,361 --> 01:16:34,072
- ♪ It won't be long ♪
- 1177
- 01:16:34,155 --> 01:16:37,701
- ♪ One of these days, our love ♪
- 1178
- 01:16:37,784 --> 01:16:41,121
- ♪ Will lead you back ♪
- 1179
- 01:16:58,847 --> 01:17:05,520
- ♪ Ooh-oh ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
- 1180
- 01:17:05,603 --> 01:17:06,771
- ♪ Ahh... ♪
- 1181
- 01:17:07,939 --> 01:17:11,484
- Maybelline!
- I heard you were back.
- 1182
- 01:17:11,860 --> 01:17:13,778
- So happy to see you.
- 1183
- 01:17:13,862 --> 01:17:16,364
- Thank you, Imogene.
- It's nice to be back.
- 1184
- 01:17:16,448 --> 01:17:19,034
- What were you doing out there
- all that time?
- 1185
- 01:17:19,117 --> 01:17:21,494
- Rickey had a business out West.
- 1186
- 01:17:21,870 --> 01:17:24,372
- Maybelline went up
- and oversaw the whole thing.
- 1187
- 01:17:24,456 --> 01:17:26,124
- What kind of a business?
- 1188
- 01:17:26,207 --> 01:17:27,375
- It was a restaurant.
- 1189
- 01:17:28,793 --> 01:17:29,794
- Bar.
- 1190
- 01:17:29,878 --> 01:17:34,758
- ♪ I won't try
- to stop you now from leaving ♪
- 1191
- 01:17:34,841 --> 01:17:37,385
- ♪ Cos in my heart ♪
- 1192
- 01:17:37,469 --> 01:17:43,016
- ♪ I know-ow-ow ♪
- 1193
- 01:17:43,099 --> 01:17:46,394
- ♪ Love will lead you back ♪
- 1194
- 01:17:46,478 --> 01:17:49,814
- ♪ Someday I just know that ♪
- 1195
- 01:17:49,898 --> 01:17:54,444
- ♪ Love will lead you back
- to my arms ♪
- 1196
- 01:17:54,527 --> 01:17:57,280
- ♪ Where you belong ♪
- 1197
- 01:17:57,364 --> 01:17:59,741
- ♪ I'm sure ♪
- 1198
- 01:18:00,075 --> 01:18:03,370
- ♪ Sure as stars are shining ♪
- 1199
- 01:18:03,453 --> 01:18:07,540
- ♪ One day you will find me again ♪
- 1200
- 01:18:07,999 --> 01:18:09,876
- ♪ I won't be long... ♪
- 1201
- 01:18:09,959 --> 01:18:11,169
- Oh!
- 1202
- 01:18:11,378 --> 01:18:13,880
- ♪ One of these days our love ♪
- 1203
- 01:18:13,963 --> 01:18:17,634
- ♪ Will you lead you back ♪
- 1204
- 01:18:17,884 --> 01:18:20,845
- ♪ Where you belong ♪
- 1205
- 01:18:20,929 --> 01:18:22,806
- ♪ I'm sure ♪
- 1206
- 01:18:23,223 --> 01:18:26,142
- ♪ Sure as stars are shining ♪
- 1207
- 01:18:26,726 --> 01:18:30,855
- ♪ One day you will find me again ♪
- 1208
- 01:18:31,398 --> 01:18:34,567
- ♪ It won't be long ♪
- 1209
- 01:18:35,819 --> 01:18:40,407
- ♪ One of these days,
- our love will lead you ♪
- 1210
- 01:18:40,657 --> 01:18:43,076
- ♪ Back ♪
- 1211
- 01:18:59,300 --> 01:19:01,261
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- 1212
- 01:19:01,344 --> 01:19:04,889
- ♪ Every now and then,
- I get a little bit lonely ♪
- 1213
- 01:19:04,973 --> 01:19:06,683
- ♪ And you're never coming round ♪
- 1214
- 01:19:06,766 --> 01:19:08,435
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- 1215
- 01:19:08,518 --> 01:19:11,563
- ♪ Every now and then,
- I get a little bit tired ♪
- 1216
- 01:19:11,771 --> 01:19:14,190
- ♪ Of listening to the sound
- of my tears ♪
- 1217
- 01:19:14,274 --> 01:19:15,567
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- 1218
- 01:19:15,650 --> 01:19:18,987
- ♪ Every now and then,
- I get a little bit nervous ♪
- 1219
- 01:19:19,070 --> 01:19:20,989
- ♪ That the best of
- all the years... ♪
- 1220
- 01:19:24,284 --> 01:19:26,703
- Jeb! I was watching that.
- 1221
- 01:19:26,786 --> 01:19:29,080
- Watching all that's
- not gonna bring him back.
- 1222
- 01:19:29,330 --> 01:19:30,957
- I know how much you miss him.
- 1223
- 01:19:31,916 --> 01:19:33,793
- Missed him myself for 20 years.
- 1224
- 01:19:33,877 --> 01:19:35,420
- That was your choice.
- 1225
- 01:19:35,503 --> 01:19:38,256
- He was always the same,
- even when he was a little boy.
- 1226
- 01:19:38,339 --> 01:19:39,799
- You just didn't wanna see it.
- 1227
- 01:19:39,883 --> 01:19:42,761
- Bevette and me
- are your family now.
- 1228
- 01:19:43,470 --> 01:19:45,597
- We're gonna have
- to be enough for each other.
- 1229
- 01:19:45,972 --> 01:19:48,475
- Takes more than a ring
- to be a family, Jeb.
- 1230
- 01:19:49,517 --> 01:19:50,935
- Takes guts.
- 1231
- 01:19:51,269 --> 01:19:53,855
- You're still ashamed
- of your own son.
- 1232
- 01:19:53,938 --> 01:19:56,483
- - Even now.
- - He was a mamma's boy.
- 1233
- 01:19:57,567 --> 01:19:59,569
- Hiding behind your skirts
- and you let him!
- 1234
- 01:20:00,737 --> 01:20:03,656
- You didn't have the guts
- to love your own son
- 1235
- 01:20:03,740 --> 01:20:06,868
- cos you were afraid
- what other people would think.
- 1236
- 01:20:07,035 --> 01:20:09,037
- Well, let me tell you somethin',
- Jeb.
- 1237
- 01:20:09,120 --> 01:20:11,915
- You can't make chicken salad
- out of chicken shit!
- 1238
- 01:20:14,501 --> 01:20:16,336
- I never understood him.
- 1239
- 01:20:17,212 --> 01:20:19,047
- You loved him enough
- for both of us.
- 1240
- 01:20:20,882 --> 01:20:22,634
- Turned out just like you.
- 1241
- 01:20:24,803 --> 01:20:26,262
- Thank you.
- 1242
- 01:20:27,597 --> 01:20:29,349
- I was afraid, too, Jeb.
- 1243
- 01:20:32,268 --> 01:20:33,770
- Of you, him.
- 1244
- 01:20:33,853 --> 01:20:35,730
- Everyone. God.
- 1245
- 01:20:36,272 --> 01:20:38,191
- But I'm not afraid anymore.
- 1246
- 01:20:38,274 --> 01:20:41,736
- I'm not lookin' at our son
- through your frightened eyes.
- 1247
- 01:20:43,863 --> 01:20:47,117
- Our boy was a star.
- 1248
- 01:20:49,661 --> 01:20:51,246
- That's what he got from me.
- 1249
- 01:21:16,354 --> 01:21:19,107
- Oh, hell, Maybelline.
- You were a lot happier up there.
- 1250
- 01:21:19,190 --> 01:21:20,692
- Even I could see that.
- 1251
- 01:21:21,526 --> 01:21:22,986
- Here.
- 1252
- 01:21:23,319 --> 01:21:25,530
- A couple of thousand
- to help see you through.
- 1253
- 01:21:25,613 --> 01:21:27,866
- Oh, Bevette!
- 1254
- 01:21:40,295 --> 01:21:41,421
- Hi.
- 1255
- 01:21:43,256 --> 01:21:44,382
- Hey.
- 1256
- 01:21:45,300 --> 01:21:46,342
- May.
- 1257
- 01:21:47,260 --> 01:21:48,678
- What are you doing here?
- 1258
- 01:21:49,220 --> 01:21:52,515
- This is the only record store
- in the neighbourhood
- 1259
- 01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:54,476
- and it's a Saturday, so...
- 1260
- 01:21:57,604 --> 01:22:01,941
- I'm sorry I didn't tell you
- everything about myself.
- 1261
- 01:22:07,364 --> 01:22:10,200
- So... how are you?
- 1262
- 01:22:10,283 --> 01:22:11,284
- You look great.
- 1263
- 01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:14,204
- Thanks. I'm good.
- 1264
- 01:22:15,205 --> 01:22:16,456
- I'm back in town.
- 1265
- 01:22:17,207 --> 01:22:21,086
- But everything's up in the air
- for me right now.
- 1266
- 01:22:23,630 --> 01:22:27,050
- Well...
- I'm not afraid of heights.
- 1267
- 01:22:30,053 --> 01:22:31,137
- So...
- 1268
- 01:22:32,097 --> 01:22:33,765
- What are you doing tonight?
- 1269
- 01:22:34,474 --> 01:22:35,850
- Funny you should ask.
- 1270
- 01:22:40,772 --> 01:22:42,107
- OK. All right.
- 1271
- 01:22:42,190 --> 01:22:44,484
- Settle down, queens!
- 1272
- 01:22:45,485 --> 01:22:47,320
- You look gorgeous tonight, girl.
- 1273
- 01:22:47,404 --> 01:22:49,948
- Did you get all dressed up
- for us or is this for a man?
- 1274
- 01:22:50,031 --> 01:22:54,077
- These days, all my men
- are wearing diapers and dresses.
- 1275
- 01:22:54,202 --> 01:22:55,995
- That's all I need.
- 1276
- 01:22:56,079 --> 01:22:58,081
- All right, bitches, get dressed!
- 1277
- 01:22:58,957 --> 01:23:01,918
- Oh, my God!
- 1278
- 01:23:03,002 --> 01:23:05,672
- You are a genius!
- 1279
- 01:23:07,298 --> 01:23:08,675
- You ready, honey?
- 1280
- 01:23:09,592 --> 01:23:11,720
- I don't know.
- 1281
- 01:23:14,180 --> 01:23:15,348
- Oh!
- 1282
- 01:23:15,974 --> 01:23:17,642
- One ain't gonna kill ya.
- 1283
- 01:23:29,821 --> 01:23:33,825
- Tonight, making her
- Pandora's Box debut
- 1284
- 01:23:33,992 --> 01:23:35,368
- is my partner.
- 1285
- 01:23:36,161 --> 01:23:38,329
- - I call her Mom.
- - Aww!
- 1286
- 01:23:38,663 --> 01:23:42,834
- She's someone with a real name
- that a drag queen would kill for
- 1287
- 01:23:43,168 --> 01:23:46,504
- singing a tribute
- to our beloved Rickey Peedia.
- 1288
- 01:23:49,049 --> 01:23:51,926
- Ms Maybelline Metcalf!
- 1289
- 01:24:13,031 --> 01:24:15,033
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- 1290
- 01:24:15,116 --> 01:24:18,119
- ♪ Every now and then,
- I get a little bit lonely ♪
- 1291
- 01:24:18,203 --> 01:24:20,497
- ♪ And you're never coming round ♪
- 1292
- 01:24:20,580 --> 01:24:22,332
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- 1293
- 01:24:22,415 --> 01:24:25,585
- ♪ Every now and then,
- I get a little bit tired ♪
- 1294
- 01:24:25,752 --> 01:24:27,837
- ♪ Of listening to the sound
- of my tears ♪
- 1295
- 01:24:27,921 --> 01:24:29,339
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- 1296
- 01:24:29,422 --> 01:24:33,218
- ♪ Every now and then,
- I get a little bit nervous ♪
- 1297
- 01:24:33,301 --> 01:24:35,136
- ♪ That the best of all the years
- have gone by ♪
- 1298
- 01:24:35,220 --> 01:24:36,805
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- 1299
- 01:24:36,888 --> 01:24:40,308
- ♪ Every now and then,
- I get a little bit terrified ♪
- 1300
- 01:24:40,392 --> 01:24:42,477
- ♪ And then I see the look
- in your eyes ♪
- 1301
- 01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:44,062
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- 1302
- 01:24:44,145 --> 01:24:45,939
- ♪ Bright eyes ♪
- 1303
- 01:24:46,022 --> 01:24:47,941
- ♪ Every now and then
- I fall apart ♪
- 1304
- 01:24:48,024 --> 01:24:49,943
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- 1305
- 01:24:50,026 --> 01:24:51,403
- ♪ Bright eyes ♪
- 1306
- 01:24:51,486 --> 01:24:53,905
- ♪ Every now and then
- I fall apart ♪
- 1307
- 01:24:53,988 --> 01:24:54,989
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- 1308
- 01:24:55,073 --> 01:24:56,116
- ♪ Every now and then ♪
- 1309
- 01:24:56,241 --> 01:24:58,493
- ♪ I get a little bit restless ♪
- 1310
- 01:24:58,576 --> 01:25:00,620
- ♪ And I dream of something wild ♪
- 1311
- 01:25:00,829 --> 01:25:02,497
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- 1312
- 01:25:02,580 --> 01:25:05,750
- ♪ Every now and then,
- I get a little bit helpless ♪
- 1313
- 01:25:05,834 --> 01:25:08,503
- ♪ And I'm lying like a child
- in your arms ♪
- 1314
- 01:25:08,586 --> 01:25:09,587
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- 1315
- 01:25:09,671 --> 01:25:13,049
- ♪ Every now and then,
- I get a little bit angry ♪
- 1316
- 01:25:13,133 --> 01:25:15,427
- ♪ And I know I gotta
- get out and cry ♪
- 1317
- 01:25:15,510 --> 01:25:16,761
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- 1318
- 01:25:16,845 --> 01:25:20,056
- ♪ Every now and then,
- I get a little bit terrified ♪
- 1319
- 01:25:20,140 --> 01:25:22,767
- ♪ And then I see the look
- in your eyes ♪
- 1320
- 01:25:22,851 --> 01:25:24,227
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- 1321
- 01:25:24,310 --> 01:25:25,770
- ♪ Bright eyes ♪
- 1322
- 01:25:25,854 --> 01:25:28,106
- ♪ Every now and then
- I fall apart ♪
- 1323
- 01:25:28,189 --> 01:25:29,566
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- 1324
- 01:25:29,649 --> 01:25:31,234
- ♪ Bright eyes ♪
- 1325
- 01:25:31,317 --> 01:25:34,487
- ♪ Every now and then
- I fall apart ♪
- 1326
- 01:25:34,571 --> 01:25:37,949
- ♪ And I need you now tonight ♪
- 1327
- 01:25:38,533 --> 01:25:41,453
- ♪ And I need you more than ever ♪
- 1328
- 01:25:41,536 --> 01:25:44,998
- ♪ And if you only hold me tight ♪
- 1329
- 01:25:45,540 --> 01:25:48,752
- ♪ We'll be holding on forever ♪
- 1330
- 01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:52,589
- ♪ And we'll only be
- making it right ♪
- 1331
- 01:25:52,797 --> 01:25:54,883
- ♪ Cos we'll never be wrong ♪
- 1332
- 01:25:54,966 --> 01:25:58,261
- ♪ Together we can take it
- to the end of the line ♪
- 1333
- 01:25:58,344 --> 01:26:02,390
- ♪ Your love is like a shadow
- on me all of the time ♪
- 1334
- 01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:03,975
- ♪ All of the time ♪
- 1335
- 01:26:04,059 --> 01:26:05,185
- ♪ I don't know what to do ♪
- 1336
- 01:26:05,268 --> 01:26:07,562
- ♪ I'm always in the dark ♪
- 1337
- 01:26:07,645 --> 01:26:11,399
- ♪ We're living in a powder keg
- and giving off sparks ♪
- 1338
- 01:26:11,483 --> 01:26:13,860
- ♪ I really need you tonight ♪
- 1339
- 01:26:14,527 --> 01:26:17,530
- ♪ Forever's gonna start tonight ♪
- 1340
- 01:26:18,281 --> 01:26:20,533
- ♪ Forever's gonna start tonight ♪
- 1341
- 01:26:20,617 --> 01:26:23,828
- ♪ Once upon a time
- I was falling in love ♪
- 1342
- 01:26:23,912 --> 01:26:26,706
- ♪ Now I'm only falling apart ♪
- 1343
- 01:26:29,542 --> 01:26:30,960
- ♪ Nothing I can do ♪
- 1344
- 01:26:31,461 --> 01:26:34,214
- ♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪
- 1345
- 01:26:44,265 --> 01:26:47,310
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- 1346
- 01:26:51,439 --> 01:26:54,526
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- 1347
- 01:26:58,780 --> 01:27:00,699
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- 1348
- 01:27:00,782 --> 01:27:02,158
- ♪ Bright eyes ♪
- 1349
- 01:27:02,367 --> 01:27:04,160
- ♪ Every now and then
- I fall apart ♪
- 1350
- 01:27:04,244 --> 01:27:05,912
- ♪ Turn around ♪
- 1351
- 01:27:05,995 --> 01:27:08,081
- ♪ Bright eyes ♪
- 1352
- 01:27:08,164 --> 01:27:10,291
- ♪ Every now and then
- I fall apart ♪
- 1353
- 01:27:10,959 --> 01:27:14,212
- ♪ And I need you now tonight ♪
- 1354
- 01:27:14,754 --> 01:27:17,799
- ♪ And I need you more than ever ♪
- 1355
- 01:27:18,425 --> 01:27:21,511
- ♪ And if you only hold me tight ♪
- 1356
- 01:27:21,970 --> 01:27:25,223
- ♪ We'll be holding on forever ♪
- 1357
- 01:27:25,306 --> 01:27:28,810
- ♪ And we'll only be
- making it right ♪
- 1358
- 01:27:29,269 --> 01:27:31,396
- ♪ Cos we'll never be wrong ♪
- 1359
- 01:27:31,479 --> 01:27:34,607
- ♪ Together we can take it
- to the end of the line ♪
- 1360
- 01:27:34,983 --> 01:27:38,611
- ♪ Your love is like a shadow
- on me all of the time ♪
- 1361
- 01:27:38,695 --> 01:27:39,946
- ♪ All of the time ♪
- 1362
- 01:27:40,405 --> 01:27:42,115
- ♪ I don't know what to do ♪
- 1363
- 01:27:42,198 --> 01:27:44,075
- ♪ I'm always in the dark ♪
- 1364
- 01:27:44,159 --> 01:27:47,662
- ♪ We're living in a powder keg
- and giving off sparks ♪
- 1365
- 01:28:21,131 --> 01:28:24,080
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- www.OpenSubtitles.org
- 1366
- 01:28:24,157 --> 01:28:26,534
- ♪ We got married in the spring ♪
- 1367
- 01:28:26,618 --> 01:28:29,245
- ♪ To prove it,
- here's my wedding ring ♪
- 1368
- 01:28:29,329 --> 01:28:31,956
- ♪ I always think of
- my blushing groom ♪
- 1369
- 01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:34,751
- ♪ Whenever I see
- the pansies bloom ♪
- 1370
- 01:28:34,834 --> 01:28:36,044
- ♪ Oh, no ♪
- 1371
- 01:28:37,212 --> 01:28:40,131
- ♪ Say it cannot be ♪
- 1372
- 01:28:40,465 --> 01:28:45,345
- ♪ Queer things
- are happening to me ♪
- 1373
- 01:28:45,762 --> 01:28:48,431
- ♪ A groom should bring
- his bride some joy ♪
- 1374
- 01:28:48,515 --> 01:28:51,142
- ♪ A boy's supposed to be a boy ♪
- 1375
- 01:28:51,226 --> 01:28:53,978
- ♪ I told him about
- the birds and bees ♪
- 1376
- 01:28:54,062 --> 01:28:56,356
- ♪ But he still wears those
- pink chemise ♪
- 1377
- 01:28:56,439 --> 01:28:57,899
- ♪ Oh, no ♪
- 1378
- 01:28:58,983 --> 01:29:02,195
- ♪ Say it cannot be ♪
- 1379
- 01:29:02,362 --> 01:29:07,033
- ♪ Queer things
- are happening to me ♪
- 1380
- 01:29:10,120 --> 01:29:12,747
- ♪ His hair is curly as can be ♪
- 1381
- 01:29:12,831 --> 01:29:15,625
- ♪ He uses curlers just like me ♪
- 1382
- 01:29:15,709 --> 01:29:17,877
- ♪ When I find lipstick
- on his tie ♪
- 1383
- 01:29:17,961 --> 01:29:20,797
- ♪ He says there's no other woman
- so it must be a guy ♪
- 1384
- 01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:22,090
- ♪ Oh, no ♪
- 1385
- 01:29:23,258 --> 01:29:26,010
- ♪ Quelle tragedie ♪
- 1386
- 01:29:26,386 --> 01:29:31,725
- ♪ Queer things
- are happening to me ♪
- 1387
- 01:29:31,808 --> 01:29:34,436
- ♪ He's so big and he's so strong ♪
- 1388
- 01:29:34,519 --> 01:29:37,147
- ♪ I can't figure out
- where he went wrong ♪
- 1389
- 01:29:37,230 --> 01:29:39,691
- ♪ Must have got caught
- right in between ♪
- 1390
- 01:29:39,774 --> 01:29:42,360
- ♪ His name is Chris,
- it ought to be Christine ♪
- 1391
- 01:29:42,444 --> 01:29:43,653
- ♪ Oh, no ♪
- 1392
- 01:29:44,654 --> 01:29:47,824
- ♪ Say it cannot be ♪
- 1393
- 01:29:47,991 --> 01:29:53,413
- ♪ Queer things
- are happening to me ♪
- 1394
- 01:29:58,960 --> 01:30:01,379
- ♪ He's never been to gay Paris ♪
- 1395
- 01:30:01,463 --> 01:30:03,965
- ♪ But he is gay as he can be ♪
- 1396
- 01:30:04,049 --> 01:30:06,801
- ♪ His friends are sweet,
- they're the queerest band ♪
- 1397
- 01:30:06,885 --> 01:30:09,137
- ♪ They're turning my home
- into a fairyland ♪
- 1398
- 01:30:09,220 --> 01:30:10,722
- ♪ Oh, no ♪
- 1399
- 01:30:12,182 --> 01:30:14,893
- ♪ Oh, what a tragedy ♪
- 1400
- 01:30:14,976 --> 01:30:20,273
- ♪ Queer things
- are happening to me ♪
- 1401
- 01:30:20,356 --> 01:30:23,026
- ♪ We went one night
- to a masquerade ♪
- 1402
- 01:30:23,109 --> 01:30:25,528
- ♪ And I dressed up
- like a parlour maid ♪
- 1403
- 01:30:25,612 --> 01:30:28,281
- ♪ Everyone knew it was me
- right away ♪
- 1404
- 01:30:28,365 --> 01:30:30,992
- ♪ But no one knew
- he was the Queen of the May ♪
- 1405
- 01:30:31,076 --> 01:30:32,202
- ♪ Oh, no ♪
- 1406
- 01:30:33,119 --> 01:30:36,623
- ♪ Woodman spare that tree ♪
- 1407
- 01:30:36,706 --> 01:30:41,669
- ♪ Queer things
- are happening to me ♪
- 1408
- 01:30:44,631 --> 01:30:47,342
- ♪ Whenever when we go out
- to dine ♪
- 1409
- 01:30:47,425 --> 01:30:50,011
- ♪ I buy him pheasant
- and apricot wine ♪
- 1410
- 01:30:50,095 --> 01:30:52,597
- ♪ But he says,
- "No, what can I do?" ♪
- 1411
- 01:30:52,680 --> 01:30:55,308
- ♪ He doesn't want to try
- anything that's new ♪
- 1412
- 01:30:55,392 --> 01:30:56,768
- ♪ Oh, no ♪
- 1413
- 01:30:56,851 --> 01:30:57,852
- ♪ Maron ♪
- 1414
- 01:30:57,936 --> 01:31:00,647
- ♪ Say it cannot be ♪
- 1415
- 01:31:01,064 --> 01:31:05,985
- ♪ Queer things
- are happening to me ♪
- 1416
- 01:31:06,069 --> 01:31:08,863
- ♪ While I was walking
- down the aisle ♪
- 1417
- 01:31:08,947 --> 01:31:11,491
- ♪ His friends
- all stood around and smiled ♪
- 1418
- 01:31:11,574 --> 01:31:14,202
- ♪ I found out why
- and it hurts my pride ♪
- 1419
- 01:31:14,285 --> 01:31:17,038
- ♪ They knew he liked the
- best man better than the bride ♪
- 1420
- 01:31:17,122 --> 01:31:18,331
- ♪ Oh, no ♪
- 1421
- 01:31:19,207 --> 01:31:22,419
- ♪ No, it cannot be ♪
- 1422
- 01:31:22,627 --> 01:31:27,382
- ♪ Queer things
- are happening to me ♪
- 1423
- 01:31:33,430 --> 01:31:35,765
- ♪ We have decided it cannot be ♪
- 1424
- 01:31:35,849 --> 01:31:38,393
- ♪ I'm not for him
- and he's not for me ♪
- 1425
- 01:31:38,476 --> 01:31:40,937
- ♪ He can do what he wants
- and I'll do what I can ♪
- 1426
- 01:31:41,020 --> 01:31:42,731
- ♪ But the both of us ♪
- 1427
- 01:31:43,064 --> 01:31:47,277
- ♪ Have got to get a man ♪
- 1428
- 01:31:51,031 --> 01:31:52,824
- ♪ Cos you're worth fighting for ♪
- 1429
- 01:31:52,907 --> 01:31:55,285
- ♪ C'mon over
- and we'll settle it right ♪
- 1430
- 01:31:55,368 --> 01:31:58,079
- ♪ Put your dukes up
- cos I'm ready to fight ♪
- 1431
- 01:31:58,163 --> 01:32:00,248
- ♪ For you ♪
- 1432
- 01:32:00,331 --> 01:32:03,168
- ♪ I'll fight for you ♪
- 1433
- 01:32:04,919 --> 01:32:07,297
- ♪ Don't want the pain
- but I'll take it in stride ♪
- 1434
- 01:32:07,380 --> 01:32:10,091
- ♪ Put your dukes up
- cos I'm ready to fight ♪
- 1435
- 01:32:10,175 --> 01:32:12,343
- ♪ For you ♪
- 1436
- 01:32:12,427 --> 01:32:15,263
- ♪ I'll fight for you ♪
- 1437
- 01:32:17,515 --> 01:32:20,643
- ♪ If I turn away now ♪
- 1438
- 01:32:20,727 --> 01:32:23,605
- ♪ Do I lose this battle? ♪
- 1439
- 01:32:23,688 --> 01:32:26,691
- ♪ Will you stay around
- if I back down? ♪
- 1440
- 01:32:26,775 --> 01:32:28,943
- ♪ If I back down? ♪
- 1441
- 01:32:29,652 --> 01:32:31,696
- ♪ Or do you wanna fair fight? ♪
- 1442
- 01:32:31,780 --> 01:32:35,283
- ♪ Because I'm your equal? ♪
- 1443
- 01:32:35,367 --> 01:32:37,243
- ♪ You wanna get in my mind ♪
- 1444
- 01:32:37,327 --> 01:32:40,830
- ♪ Know what I'm like, oh ♪
- 1445
- 01:32:41,581 --> 01:32:45,001
- ♪ I wanted to embrace this ♪
- 1446
- 01:32:45,085 --> 01:32:47,796
- ♪ Boring lack of conflict ♪
- 1447
- 01:32:47,879 --> 01:32:51,007
- ♪ But that was all before ♪
- 1448
- 01:32:52,801 --> 01:32:55,136
- ♪ C'mon over
- and we'll settle it right ♪
- 1449
- 01:32:55,220 --> 01:32:57,972
- ♪ Put your dukes up
- cos I'm ready to fight ♪
- 1450
- 01:32:58,056 --> 01:33:00,100
- ♪ For you ♪
- 1451
- 01:33:00,183 --> 01:33:03,269
- ♪ I'll fight for you ♪
- 1452
- 01:33:04,604 --> 01:33:07,148
- ♪ Don't want the pain
- but I'll take it in stride ♪
- 1453
- 01:33:07,232 --> 01:33:10,068
- ♪ Put your dukes up
- cos I'm ready to fight ♪
- 1454
- 01:33:10,151 --> 01:33:12,362
- ♪ For you ♪
- 1455
- 01:33:12,445 --> 01:33:15,198
- ♪ I'll fight for you ♪
- 1456
- 01:33:16,866 --> 01:33:19,285
- ♪ C'mon over
- and we'll settle it right ♪
- 1457
- 01:33:19,369 --> 01:33:22,122
- ♪ Put your dukes up
- cos I'm ready to fight ♪
- 1458
- 01:33:22,205 --> 01:33:24,249
- ♪ For you ♪
- 1459
- 01:33:24,332 --> 01:33:27,377
- ♪ I'll fight for you ♪
- 1460
- 01:33:28,712 --> 01:33:31,047
- ♪ Don't want the pain
- but I'll take it in stride ♪
- 1461
- 01:33:31,131 --> 01:33:32,257
- ♪ Put your dukes up... ♪
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