Recap for Thread 33

'''Previously:'''
>One of the ~~maisiefaggots~~ Knights of the /GoT/'s Small Council will propose to Kingfag I Baratheon that the creator of /GoT/ General threads will be known as Archmaester Recap, Chronicler of /GoT/ Breads
>the Archivist of the /GoT/ Threads is also suggested to become the Archmaester of History, despite being the Hand of the Kingfag. **He refuses**
>~~Sir~~ Ser Gifmaker Tully has succumbed to vile Maisiegheist because he criticized Cokepool Karaoke
>The Conclave, the governing body of the Order of Maesters of /tv/ is created. The ranking among them with their Collars is started with the '''Black iron''' of  '''BLACKED/BLEACHED posting''' and the '''CIA's Watch Metal''' of  '''BRAVO NOLAN /bane/posting'''
>Which GoT characters would these two (Mayweather and McGregor) represent?
>I'd like to see you acting like a tough guy if His Grace (Kingfag I Baratheon) was here
>First Daario is best Daario
>hey honey, can you reach tha-oh, right...
>You obviously weren't there when His Grace (Kingfag I Baratheon) fought Filterfag Greyjoy in the great moderation war of 2015
>two betas having an slapfight
<Oooh naaaw, I'm so intimidated. Twat.
>'''YOU JUST KNOW'''
>pictured: Jon Snow looking up at an average-sized enemy combatant
>literally led to whole old/got/ being banned for almost a year on cuckchan
>high profile Londinistan actress would never take the Nubile Nubian
>Whatever helps you sleep at night, anon.
>Don't want to accuse Maisie of subconscious racism or something
>Those dubs don't lie, Maisiefag confirmed for weakling. As if we needed repeating numerals to tell us that.
>he doesn't know about Leamington Spa
>I might have NTF's face, but also 185cm and 85kg, those are reasonably manly proportions.
>Fat hack said it won't be rebellion, or Dunk and Egg. I believe that it was revealed (or at least implied) somewhere that one of projects is set in old Valyria before the doom
>Drumpfsberg Greyjoy has implied that the rest of the masiefags are triggered at the mere thought of Maisie being '''BLACKED'''
>inb4 First for being in love with Maisie