Show Dogs (2018)

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[man scatting]

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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- [pigeon] Follow me. We're almost there.
- [pigeon 2] Where are we going?

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- To help Max with his stakeout.
- Yes!

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Ooh!
This is incredible.

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Are you sure it's
going down at the docks?

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Oh, yeah.

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- The coolest things always go down at the docks.
- Ohh!

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- And occasionally abandoned warehouses.
- [gasps]

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And this place has both.

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[gasps] Are you sure
it hasn't started yet?

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I do not want to
miss a thing.

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- There he is.
- Ooh!

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Max. NYPD.

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The toughest cop
on the force.

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Oh, not tonight, guys.

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Ooh, he's alone.

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You bet he's alone,
Midge.

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He always works alone.

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Hey, guys... [groans]
My bad.

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- Sorry I'm late. What did I miss?
- Shh, shh, shh.

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[Midge]
Max is on a stakeout.

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- His badge is on the line.
- What? My badge is not on the line.

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You want us to
watch your six, Maxi?

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No. Do you even know
what "six" means?

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Yeah, it's how many
fingers I have.

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Ohh! Can you make him stop?

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Quiet. Do you hear that?

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[Max gasps]
Bad-guy boat.

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Pigeon PD, assume
undercover identities.

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- [clucking]
- [gasping]

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[purring]

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- S-Sorry.
- What is happening?

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Come to papa.

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If you need backup, Max, the
Pigeon PD is ready for action.

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[screams]

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I don't need backup.

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I'm taking these smugglers down.

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Solo.

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[gibbering]

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[whispering]
It's starting.

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[Midge] Finally.

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Yo, Samson, check the dock.

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[barks]

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[barking]

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Mastiff.

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I knew I smelled bad attitude.

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[whimpering]

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- Shh!
- [cell phone ringing]

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[man] We've got Ling Li.
Come on in.

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[Max] Ling Li, shh.

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My name is Max,
and I promise you,

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me and the NYPD are gonna get
you home safe to your mama.

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You're going to be okay.

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I promise you that.

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[woman on radio] Suspected buyers
on the move. Hold your positions.

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[squealing]

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[man]
Get back in the vehicle.

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The money's all here,
guv'nor.

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Wet-Nap?
[sniffing]

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Lavender scented?

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[whimpering]

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It's go time.

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Time to play dead, cop.

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I don't know that trick.

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Let me teach you!

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Hope you can doggy paddle.

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[groans]

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- Oh!
- And the judges say?

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- 6.0.
- Ohh!

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He can flip this bird
any day.

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What is Max doing? He's just
supposed to be on lookout.

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- Freeze! Get your hands where I can see them!
- Not on my watch.

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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
[yells]

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[gasping]

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I'm the good guy, you idiot.

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[screams]

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[woman on radio]
Do not endanger the panda.

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Repeat.
Do not endanger the panda.

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[grunts]

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[spits]
Fake beard?

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NYPD.

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This is an FBI operation.

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FBI? I think I would have
gotten a memo about that.

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- Heading eastbound on foot.
- Stand down.

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- This is my bust.
- We're blown.

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- [man on radio] What happened?
- Some rogue police dog.

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Yeah, I'm pretending to know
what's going on right now.

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Okay, so Max,
the cop,

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he pulled off the beard
of the FBI agent,

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but, oh, you know,
that is not good.

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[upbeat pop intro]

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[woman]
♪ Uh ♪

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- [growling]
- Oh, no, no.

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Nice doggy. No.

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Whoa!

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Whoa!

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Dang feds.

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- Someone ought to put a leash on you.
- Oh, yeah?

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Well, let's see 'em try.

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- [whistles]
- ♪ Baby, maybe you can get it ♪

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♪ If you've got that thing
I like ♪

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[Max]
You runnin' like a wiener dog.

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Ha ha! Yes!

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[groans]

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[Max laughs]
You just been recycled.

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I'm gonna neuter
that mongrel.

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2-8-7.
I need a car.

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- I need a... [yells]
- [crash]

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♪ Give it to me ♪

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Yes, I won.
Oh, no.

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Ow!

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Yeah, what's the matter, buddy?

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Dogs can't jump fences?
Boo-yah!

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You play defense.

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[chuckles]

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I play open fence.

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You gotta be kidding me.

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[growling]

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Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Um, good doggy,
good doggy.

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Oh, I'm good, all right. Good
at taking a bite out of crime.

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You and I should have a little talk.
My name's Petey.

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- What's your name? Who let the dogs out?
- Where's that panda?

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Literally, who let
them out?

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This fool again?

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Whoa.

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[grunts]
Hey!

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Freeze! FBI!

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Okay, all right. No, no, no.
Take it easy.

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Spin around.

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Here we go.
All right.

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All right, take it easy,
Magnum PI.

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I'm gonna take it easy.

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This fed's been a pain
in my butt all night.

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Time for a little hair
of the dog.

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[screams]

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[man speaking
foreign language]

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This is a huge... Where is our panda?
Where is our panda?

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And I might have rabies,
so thank you, NYPD.

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We're sorry, agent. It's not like
Max to attack a fellow officer.

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That dog has anger issues.
Look at his eyes.

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He needs therapy.

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Dog therapy?

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I don't know.

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I'm not an expert in canine mental
disorders. I'm an FBI agent.

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This dude is just asking
to be my next chew toy.

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This panda sting was
an FBI investigation.

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What was that dog doing there?

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Max is part of our team.

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Your team should have
been doing their job,

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not interfering with
our investigation.

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- [howling]
- Hey, calm down, Sarge.

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Hoooow'd you
let this happen?

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You know that wasn't my fault.

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That panda needs to be back
at the zoo with her mother.

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She's only eight weeks old.

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- [howling]
- ...of a 12... of a 12...

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I know-ow-ow.

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Wait a second.
Now you got me doing it.

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Why are there dogs
in this meeting?

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They are some of
New York's finest.

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What is happening
in this town?

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Contraband entering
New York ports

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comes under NYPD jurisdiction.

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Ling Li is not mere
contraband.

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Her kidnapping from China and
transportation to this country

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is an international crime.

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I hope you have better luck
solving this international crime

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than you had with the others.

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Didn't you feds somehow
blow a sting operation

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involving a pygmy
three-toed sloth in Panama?

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And what about the Bengal tiger who was
kidnapped just last week in Singapore?

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Oh, and don't forget
the albino python.

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I'll have you know that that
sloth was very fleet of foot.

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For a sloth.

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We're done here.

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It was a very fast sloth.

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Sarge, you just gonna roll over
and let the FBI take our case?

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Oh, that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.

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In this business you gotta
know your place sometimes.

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Oh, thank you, Chief.

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- Oh, okay. Well, enjoy.
- [Sarge panting]

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But somebody's gotta do
something.

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Be right there, Maxi.
A little to the left.

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A little to the left.
Bingo!

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[phones ringing]

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[Doberman] Hey, hey, Max.
How you doing?

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- What's up, Rico? Bob.
- [Bob] Yo, big dog.

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Hey, Sparky.

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[panting] Hey, Max.

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Where'd they put
my suspect?

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[stammering]
Interrogation room 2, huh.

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- You and I got a big problem.
- Do you know this song?

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It's called... ♪ You got nothing
on me You got nothing on... ♪

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- Really?
- Yeah, man.

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'Cause I'm pretty sure
I saw you with a stolen panda.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Come on.

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- Who's to say it was a stolen panda?
- Come again?

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I'm just saying that
in my experience,

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illegal pandas look
a lot like legal pandas.

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- You get them mixed up.
- Okay, smart guy.

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So if the panda wasn't hot,
how come you were running?

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Well, because there was a vicious
dog chasing me. Next question.

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[agent] How about you and I
have a respectful conversation?

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- [Max grunts] This is painful.
- How about we order in some lunch?

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Huh? Is this an interrogation
or a first date?

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Fine. You want to see bad cop,
I'll show you bad cop.

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Well, I...
Listen, a hint.

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Good cop, bad cop works
a lot better with two people.

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What are you,
the spinny Lego head guy?

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[deep voice]
What do you know about it?

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- Oh.
- All right, look.

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Oh! This is ludicrous.

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- This moron is getting played.
- Here comes bad cop.

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- Sparky?
- Ahh!

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- Get the lights.
- You got it, Max.

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...cheese-flavored nacho

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- till you tell me where that panda is!
- [barking]

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No, no, no, no, no.
Don't hurt me.

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- Don't hurt me.
- All right.

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- [growling]
- Now we're getting somewhere.

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Who are you working for and
what's the location of the panda?

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- [Sarge] He's shaking in his boots, Max.
- I got no names, no nothing.

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But I did overhear
something about a show.

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- Show him some teeth.
- What show?

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[stammering]
A dog show.

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- A dog show.
- Dog show?

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They said
if the deal goes south,

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they're gonna try
and sell the panda.

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- It's working!
- [barking]

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The Canini Invitational.

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Keep it coming.

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It's in Vegas. At Caesars, tomorrow night.
That is all I know.

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All right.
[clears throat]

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And scene.

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- Good work, agent.
- What?

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- Thanks, Chief.
- It makes sense.

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The Canini Invitational is the
world's most prestigious dog show.

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Celebrities, tech titans, huh?
Chinese billionaires.

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Plenty of people with the cash
to stock their own private zoos.

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So they're using the dog show
as a front for animal smuggling.

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All right. Well, get me on
the next flight to Vegas.

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- I'll take care of the rest.
- Whoa.

245
00:10:50,331 --> 00:10:52,531
You can't let this idiot
take my case.

246
00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:54,367
They should send me.
Tell 'em, Sarge.

247
00:10:54,369 --> 00:10:57,737
I'm on it, Max.
[howls]

248
00:10:57,739 --> 00:10:59,671
You know what? I'm gonna
need a new identity though

249
00:10:59,673 --> 00:11:02,208
- if I wanna get access to that show.
- Who needs some "wuv" there?

250
00:11:02,210 --> 00:11:04,042
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, Max.

251
00:11:04,044 --> 00:11:05,677
[panting]
I tried.

252
00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:07,613
[FBI director]
What if you were a contestant?

253
00:11:07,615 --> 00:11:10,083
- A contestant?
- Oh, yeah, baby.

254
00:11:10,085 --> 00:11:11,517
- [FBI director] Yeah.
- What are you thinking, Max?

255
00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:15,088
Watch this. The chief is
about to have a great idea.

256
00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:16,524
With a dog?

257
00:11:18,058 --> 00:11:19,459
Wait.
I just had a great idea.

258
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,627
You could enter Max
in the show.

259
00:11:21,629 --> 00:11:23,128
What about droopy over here?

260
00:11:23,130 --> 00:11:25,330
No, no, sorry.
The sergeant...

261
00:11:25,332 --> 00:11:26,999
Are you nuts, Max?

262
00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:29,368
You're a street dog
with a temper.

263
00:11:29,370 --> 00:11:31,237
What do you know
about dog shows?

264
00:11:31,239 --> 00:11:35,208
I made a promise to a scared little
panda, and I aim to keep it.

265
00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:37,776
Who knows where this dog's
gonna bite me next?

266
00:11:37,778 --> 00:11:40,613
- [FBI director] Deal with it.
- Besides, how hard can dog shows be?

267
00:11:40,615 --> 00:11:42,116
I'll just google it.

268
00:11:44,351 --> 00:11:48,421
[rock and roll intro]

269
00:11:48,423 --> 00:11:52,124
[man]
♪ Viva Las Vegas ♪

270
00:11:52,126 --> 00:11:55,560
♪ Viva Las Vegas ♪

271
00:11:55,562 --> 00:11:58,031
♪ How I wish that ♪

272
00:11:58,033 --> 00:11:59,531
♪ There were more than ♪

273
00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:03,469
♪ Twenty-four hours in the day ♪

274
00:12:03,471 --> 00:12:07,140
♪ And even if there were
40 more ♪

275
00:12:07,142 --> 00:12:10,743
- ♪ I wouldn't sleep a minute ♪
- ♪ I give props to hip-hop So hip-hop hooray ♪

276
00:12:10,745 --> 00:12:14,213
- ♪ Ho ♪
- ♪ Viva Las Vegas ♪

277
00:12:14,215 --> 00:12:16,081
♪ Hey, ho ♪

278
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,449
Are you doing this
on purpose?

279
00:12:17,451 --> 00:12:19,084
After five hours
in a travel crate,

280
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:21,353
we're listening
to my music.

281
00:12:21,355 --> 00:12:22,622
Will you stop?
Max, stop it.

282
00:12:22,624 --> 00:12:23,790
- That... No, no.
- [station changing]

283
00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:25,657
- ♪ Ho ♪
- ♪ Viva ♪

284
00:12:25,659 --> 00:12:27,060
[barking]

285
00:12:27,062 --> 00:12:28,297
What kind of dog
likes hip-hop?

286
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,200
♪ I give props to hip-hop ♪

287
00:12:35,202 --> 00:12:38,307
Boy, this guy really
doesn't like hip-hop.

288
00:12:40,741 --> 00:12:43,376
Look, clearly we got off
on the wrong foot, okay?

289
00:12:43,378 --> 00:12:46,145
I-I-I...
We should be friends.

290
00:12:46,147 --> 00:12:47,713
We should be best friends.

291
00:12:47,715 --> 00:12:49,184
You're a dog. I'm a man.

292
00:12:50,784 --> 00:12:52,286
Here.

293
00:12:58,158 --> 00:13:00,193
Go on.
Go fetch.

294
00:13:00,195 --> 00:13:02,161
Fetch? Fetch?

295
00:13:02,163 --> 00:13:04,397
You gotta learn
something about me, okay?

296
00:13:04,399 --> 00:13:06,364
I don't play
the dog-and-master bull.

297
00:13:06,366 --> 00:13:07,566
What...

298
00:13:07,568 --> 00:13:09,435
You want a best friend,
get a labradoodle.

299
00:13:09,437 --> 00:13:10,505
'Cause I ain't interested.

300
00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:14,339
- Where are you going?
- I'm sorry.

301
00:13:14,341 --> 00:13:17,109
- But I got real police work to do.
- [sighs]

302
00:13:17,111 --> 00:13:18,176
Bad dog.

303
00:13:18,178 --> 00:13:19,311
Heel.

304
00:13:19,313 --> 00:13:20,546
Heel yourself, chump.

305
00:13:20,548 --> 00:13:22,214
Stupid human.

306
00:13:22,216 --> 00:13:23,217
Stupid dog.

307
00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:36,528
[dogs barking]

308
00:13:36,530 --> 00:13:38,864
[female announcer]
Welcome, Canini competitors.

309
00:13:38,866 --> 00:13:42,734
The opening night gala
begins poolside at 7:30.

310
00:13:42,736 --> 00:13:45,137
Dress to impress.

311
00:13:45,139 --> 00:13:47,473
- Late entry registration is available...
- Agent Nichols.

312
00:13:47,475 --> 00:13:49,242
FBI.

313
00:13:49,244 --> 00:13:50,345
[woman]
Come on in.

314
00:13:53,914 --> 00:13:55,248
- Hey.
- Hi.

315
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,150
- I'm Mattie Smith.
- Oh, wow.

316
00:13:57,152 --> 00:13:59,151
You're the Bureau's
canine consultant?

317
00:13:59,153 --> 00:14:04,323
[scoffs] I-I was expecting more
of a cat lady type, you know.

318
00:14:04,325 --> 00:14:06,392
Oh, sorry to disappoint.

319
00:14:06,394 --> 00:14:07,727
No, I... [chuckles]

320
00:14:07,729 --> 00:14:08,864
Don't...

321
00:14:09,730 --> 00:14:10,829
[sighs]

322
00:14:10,831 --> 00:14:11,866
No dog smell, huh?

323
00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:15,501
I mean, no,
it's-it's impressive,

324
00:14:15,503 --> 00:14:18,470
you know, with the fluffing
and the folding and...

325
00:14:18,472 --> 00:14:19,875
So did you wanna
just bring him in?

326
00:14:21,442 --> 00:14:23,910
- Him?
- The dog. The rottweiler.

327
00:14:23,912 --> 00:14:25,611
Am I not speaking English?

328
00:14:25,613 --> 00:14:26,945
- Am I barking or something?
- Oh!

329
00:14:26,947 --> 00:14:28,814
Yeah, no, um...

330
00:14:28,816 --> 00:14:32,551
Yeah, the thing is with that,
he, um... kind of ran off.

331
00:14:32,553 --> 00:14:33,920
He ran off?

332
00:14:33,922 --> 00:14:35,588
- Is he lost? Is he okay?
- No, he's not like...

333
00:14:35,590 --> 00:14:37,857
Not like that. He's
dysfunctional, all right.

334
00:14:37,859 --> 00:14:39,658
Anyway, I was kind of
hoping that maybe you have,

335
00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:41,893
like, an extra dog
that I could borrow or...

336
00:14:41,895 --> 00:14:45,498
Oh, uh, I misunderstood.
So you actually came here...

337
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,333
- You wanna borrow a dog?
- That'd be great.

338
00:14:47,335 --> 00:14:50,302
- Yeah, that'd be great.
- Did you want that fluffed or folded?

339
00:14:50,304 --> 00:14:52,371
'Cause I have
both in the back.

340
00:14:52,373 --> 00:14:54,706
Right. Look, it would
just be for a couple of days.

341
00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:58,710
Maybe you could point me towards
sort of, like, a rent-a-dog service?

342
00:14:58,712 --> 00:15:01,446
Look, Agent Nichols,
I really just don't think

343
00:15:01,448 --> 00:15:04,684
you're cut out for working with
animals, so there's the door.

344
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:07,788
- Look, I'm really in a bind here.
- Good luck on your case.

345
00:15:09,624 --> 00:15:11,326
- Thank you for your time.
- Good luck.

346
00:15:12,961 --> 00:15:14,596
Rent-a-dog? Nope.

347
00:15:18,799 --> 00:15:21,233
- What's happening, Luther?
- Hey, Max.

348
00:15:21,235 --> 00:15:22,300
Hey.

349
00:15:22,302 --> 00:15:23,835
So, hey.

350
00:15:23,837 --> 00:15:25,238
H-Hey, Max.
Hey, hey.

351
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,339
- You find me the guy?
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

352
00:15:27,341 --> 00:15:29,874
Like I said. First, I, uh...

353
00:15:29,876 --> 00:15:32,445
I'll take that catnip
you promised.

354
00:15:32,447 --> 00:15:34,546
[chuckles]
Cell 614.

355
00:15:34,548 --> 00:15:37,550
He's the real deal, Max.
He told me hisself.

356
00:15:37,552 --> 00:15:39,955
But the dude is a wash-up.
He's useless.

357
00:15:43,991 --> 00:15:45,657
Hey, this ain't catnip.

358
00:15:45,659 --> 00:15:47,459
[toy squealing]

359
00:15:47,461 --> 00:15:49,527
Nah, it's better for you.
Now, get out of here.

360
00:15:49,529 --> 00:15:50,863
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

361
00:15:50,865 --> 00:15:52,732
It's showtime.

362
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,333
[Max howls]

363
00:15:54,335 --> 00:15:56,305
[whimpering]

364
00:15:57,038 --> 00:15:58,603
Hey, buddy.

365
00:15:58,605 --> 00:15:59,807
- [whimpering continues]
- Hey.

366
00:16:01,341 --> 00:16:02,842
Aw, look.

367
00:16:02,844 --> 00:16:05,511
That paw looks hurt
pretty bad.

368
00:16:05,513 --> 00:16:06,648
We'll take good care of you.

369
00:16:07,981 --> 00:16:09,517
Come on, buddy.

370
00:16:10,817 --> 00:16:12,450
[whimpering]

371
00:16:12,452 --> 00:16:15,287
All right,
there you go, boy.

372
00:16:15,289 --> 00:16:17,857
Now, look, you just rest up,

373
00:16:17,859 --> 00:16:21,926
and we'll get that paw looked at first
thing in the morning, all right?

374
00:16:21,928 --> 00:16:24,497
And hopefully
we'll find you a new home.

375
00:16:24,499 --> 00:16:26,500
[whimpering stops]

376
00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:38,947
[dog singing in French]

377
00:16:41,081 --> 00:16:45,050
- [singing continues]
- Yo.

378
00:16:45,052 --> 00:16:48,087
I'm looking for a famous show dog.
You Philippe de Fabulous?

379
00:16:48,089 --> 00:16:51,489
[French accent] Who do I have
the pleasure of smelling?

380
00:16:51,491 --> 00:16:53,693
Max. NYPD.

381
00:16:53,695 --> 00:16:55,895
I'm entering
the Canini Invitational,

382
00:16:55,897 --> 00:16:57,930
and I need an expert like you
to teach me the ropes.

383
00:16:57,932 --> 00:16:59,931
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

384
00:16:59,933 --> 00:17:02,033
Look into my eyes.

385
00:17:02,035 --> 00:17:03,669
Okay.

386
00:17:03,671 --> 00:17:04,969
Nope.

387
00:17:04,971 --> 00:17:06,905
You do not have
what it takes.

388
00:17:06,907 --> 00:17:07,972
- Sorry.
- What?

389
00:17:07,974 --> 00:17:09,607
Cut the attitude.

390
00:17:09,609 --> 00:17:11,443
I know all about you.

391
00:17:11,445 --> 00:17:14,546
Champion show dog at the top of
your game until one day you...

392
00:17:14,548 --> 00:17:16,981
Got disqualified,

393
00:17:16,983 --> 00:17:21,086
because my breeder used plumpers
and fillers on my growl lines.

394
00:17:21,088 --> 00:17:25,091
- Yeah, and then you went...
- Crazy and attacked the judges. Hmm?

395
00:17:25,093 --> 00:17:29,795
And now, I suppose you think you
can manipulate me into helping you

396
00:17:29,797 --> 00:17:33,699
in a desperate bid
for revenge and redemption.

397
00:17:33,701 --> 00:17:35,066
Oh, actually,
I was just...

398
00:17:35,068 --> 00:17:38,671
You are as cunning as you
are persuasive, Maxwell.

399
00:17:38,673 --> 00:17:41,373
Perhaps you have
what it takes after all.

400
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,709
I shall turn you
into the show dog.

401
00:17:43,711 --> 00:17:45,411
You made the right
choice, gramps.

402
00:17:45,413 --> 00:17:46,644
We shall see.

403
00:17:46,646 --> 00:17:48,713
I cannot polish the turd,

404
00:17:48,715 --> 00:17:51,851
but perhaps we can roll it
in glitter. [laughs]

405
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,818
I'm-a let that slide.

406
00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:55,856
All right, coach,
so what's our first move?

407
00:17:57,724 --> 00:18:00,625
[Philippe] The opening
night party, of course.

408
00:18:00,627 --> 00:18:04,963
[male announcer] Welcome to the Canini
Invitational opening night gala.

409
00:18:04,965 --> 00:18:08,901
Through these portals pass the
most elite canines in the world.

410
00:18:08,903 --> 00:18:12,771
Here we meet, greet,
and size up the competition.

411
00:18:12,773 --> 00:18:14,539
Yeah, okay,
you do that.

412
00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:16,941
I'll be nosing around
for anything suspicious.

413
00:18:16,943 --> 00:18:20,613
Well, of course, nobody makes
talking dog movies anymore,

414
00:18:20,615 --> 00:18:23,716
so I've been focusing
on my lifestyle brands.

415
00:18:23,718 --> 00:18:25,683
- It's right there. Wellington Upstill.
- Your name is on the list,

416
00:18:25,685 --> 00:18:27,553
but it says you have
a rottweiler.

417
00:18:27,555 --> 00:18:31,590
- So?
- There ain't no dog, no party.

418
00:18:31,592 --> 00:18:32,958
[Frank] What? Hey! [whistles]

419
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,094
- Max! Max! Buddy.
- Oh!

420
00:18:35,096 --> 00:18:37,896
Max. That's... That's my dog.
Right there. Hey.

421
00:18:37,898 --> 00:18:39,798
- Something you haven't told me?
- Look, it's me!

422
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,535
Uh, yeah.
I'm an undercover cop.

423
00:18:42,537 --> 00:18:45,171
And Hooch over there is the
idiot human they stuck me with.

424
00:18:45,173 --> 00:18:46,974
Hey, rottweiler.
Is this guy with you?

425
00:18:50,478 --> 00:18:52,444
Hey, why don't you use
that leash on your dog?

426
00:18:52,446 --> 00:18:54,546
Okay, thank you
for the advice.

427
00:18:54,548 --> 00:18:56,782
What is your deal, man?

428
00:18:56,784 --> 00:18:58,817
Where'd you disappear to?
You're jeopardizing my case.

429
00:18:58,819 --> 00:19:00,554
- Just ignore him.
- Wait, you got a dog?

430
00:19:02,155 --> 00:19:04,489
Do dogs have their own dogs?
Is that a thing?

431
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:06,491
[Mattie] It's all gonna be
about Daisy this year.

432
00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:08,093
[man] Hey, Mattie.
Go, Daisy.

433
00:19:08,095 --> 00:19:09,228
You got it?

434
00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:10,865
[Mattie]
Hey, great shoes.

435
00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:14,403
[shutter clicking]

436
00:19:17,137 --> 00:19:20,573
[shutter clicking]

437
00:19:20,575 --> 00:19:23,007
By the way,
Hooch was the dog.

438
00:19:23,009 --> 00:19:24,075
The what now?

439
00:19:24,077 --> 00:19:25,643
Turner and Hooch.

440
00:19:25,645 --> 00:19:28,046
Turner was the cop
and Hooch was the dog.

441
00:19:28,048 --> 00:19:29,547
Poor Beasley.

442
00:19:29,549 --> 00:19:30,949
After playing Hooch,

443
00:19:30,951 --> 00:19:34,119
he was forever typecast
as a slobbering imbecile.

444
00:19:34,121 --> 00:19:36,755
Oh, my God,
you're... you're...

445
00:19:36,757 --> 00:19:38,623
Back from the dead, yes.

446
00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:40,558
Philippe!
[laughs]

447
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,126
I'm your biggest fan.

448
00:19:42,128 --> 00:19:44,162
Oh, well...
And you are?

449
00:19:44,164 --> 00:19:47,732
My name is Buncha Rainbow
Sprinkles Junior III,

450
00:19:47,734 --> 00:19:49,969
but everyone calls me
Sprinkles for short.

451
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,737
[gasps]
Oh, my God.

452
00:19:51,739 --> 00:19:53,939
Who's your friend
with the amazing aroma?

453
00:19:53,941 --> 00:19:56,275
Excuse me. I gotta
check something out.

454
00:19:56,277 --> 00:19:59,777
It's like a kennel mixed
with grease mixed with pizza.

455
00:19:59,779 --> 00:20:01,180
Oh! I figured it out.

456
00:20:01,182 --> 00:20:03,548
- You're from New York, aren't you?
- Hey.

457
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:04,917
Me too. Oh, man!

458
00:20:04,919 --> 00:20:06,084
- Dang.
- We are homeys.

459
00:20:06,086 --> 00:20:08,086
Wellington
Upstill.

460
00:20:08,088 --> 00:20:09,587
Big game hunting mostly,

461
00:20:09,589 --> 00:20:12,892
although, lately I've become
weary of the hunt.

462
00:20:12,894 --> 00:20:15,861
Looking for someone to do the hunt for me.
You know what I mean?

463
00:20:15,863 --> 00:20:18,730
Small exotic bears
from the Middle Kingdom?

464
00:20:18,732 --> 00:20:21,534
Pretty black and white,
if you catch my drift.

465
00:20:21,536 --> 00:20:23,268
Suspicious? Heck, ya!

466
00:20:23,270 --> 00:20:26,604
Someone raided the minibar last
night and I swear it wasn't me.

467
00:20:26,606 --> 00:20:29,107
Philippe, is that you?

468
00:20:29,109 --> 00:20:32,044
Mon Dieu, Daisy.
You look ravishing.

469
00:20:32,046 --> 00:20:34,947
There were two doggy chocolates
on my pillow instead of three.

470
00:20:34,949 --> 00:20:36,649
- Yo.
- ...the circuit for five years.

471
00:20:36,651 --> 00:20:40,151
Oh. This is my student, Maxwell.

472
00:20:40,153 --> 00:20:41,987
- Hey.
- Maxwell, huh?

473
00:20:41,989 --> 00:20:44,155
I don't think
I've seen you before.

474
00:20:44,157 --> 00:20:45,591
Are you new to dog shows?

475
00:20:45,593 --> 00:20:46,725
Are you kidding?

476
00:20:46,727 --> 00:20:49,161
I mean, I been around the block,

477
00:20:49,163 --> 00:20:53,731
you know, and not on a leash,
if you catch my drift.

478
00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:56,869
I mean, if you were comparing me
with the other dogs,

479
00:20:56,871 --> 00:20:59,037
I wouldn't come up lacking,
let's just say that.

480
00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:01,574
[laughs]
Hey.

481
00:21:01,576 --> 00:21:03,275
Okay.

482
00:21:03,277 --> 00:21:05,978
That's an impressive résumé.
[clears throat]

483
00:21:05,980 --> 00:21:07,746
Good luck, Philippe.
I'm really glad you're back.

484
00:21:07,748 --> 00:21:09,213
Wow.

485
00:21:09,215 --> 00:21:12,151
She's gorgeous. I bet she
cleans up at this thing.

486
00:21:12,153 --> 00:21:13,419
[announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen,

487
00:21:13,421 --> 00:21:16,822
Canini Invitational's
reigning Best in Show winners,

488
00:21:16,824 --> 00:21:19,959
Chauncey Middleton and Dante.

489
00:21:19,961 --> 00:21:21,059
- Hello, hello.
- [Max] Who's that?

490
00:21:21,061 --> 00:21:22,961
That is, uh...

491
00:21:22,963 --> 00:21:24,698
Oh, that's Dante.
He's really cool.

492
00:21:25,766 --> 00:21:27,536
He's won every show since...

493
00:21:28,736 --> 00:21:30,702
basically since
Philippe went crazy.

494
00:21:30,704 --> 00:21:34,105
Oh, man, that was hilarious.
[laughs]

495
00:21:34,107 --> 00:21:36,074
Y-You know,
Shouldn't you be locked up?

496
00:21:36,076 --> 00:21:36,912
Thank you.

497
00:21:38,746 --> 00:21:40,379
Is that my
little Philippe?

498
00:21:40,381 --> 00:21:43,015
You traitor!

499
00:21:43,017 --> 00:21:45,918
Ouch.
Get off, you mutt.

500
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,853
That is so Philippe.

501
00:21:47,855 --> 00:21:49,257
- [clears throat]
- [barking]

502
00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:54,226
Hey, grandpa,
you do not bite my person.

503
00:21:54,228 --> 00:21:57,997
Your person stole my dreams
and ruined my life.

504
00:21:57,999 --> 00:22:00,632
You abandoned me!

505
00:22:00,634 --> 00:22:02,735
- You abandoned me.
- Come, Dante.

506
00:22:02,737 --> 00:22:04,836
This dog is in desperate need
of some training.

507
00:22:04,838 --> 00:22:06,771
Or better yet to be
"put to sleep."

508
00:22:06,773 --> 00:22:08,073
What did you
say to him?

509
00:22:08,075 --> 00:22:09,842
[laughs]

510
00:22:09,844 --> 00:22:11,110
Let it go.

511
00:22:11,112 --> 00:22:13,178
This competition is of
no consequence

512
00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:15,680
in the grand
scheme of existence.

513
00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:19,284
"You only lose what you
cling to." Aristotle.

514
00:22:19,286 --> 00:22:22,821
Deep. Hey, why does that
dog need a bodyguard?

515
00:22:22,823 --> 00:22:25,891
Karma is worth more
than a million dollars.

516
00:22:25,893 --> 00:22:29,193
There have been
disappearances in the past.

517
00:22:29,195 --> 00:22:30,429
Hmm?

518
00:22:30,431 --> 00:22:33,332
Maybe it's not only
the panda they're after.

519
00:22:33,334 --> 00:22:35,834
I'm just looking for a panda.
I need a panda.

520
00:22:35,836 --> 00:22:37,670
Gosh, is it hot in here
or is it me?

521
00:22:37,672 --> 00:22:39,138
Is it hot? Are you hot? I'm hot.

522
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:42,306
A lot more where that came from.
Not a lot, I mean, but some.

523
00:22:42,308 --> 00:22:43,909
You seem untrustworthy.

524
00:22:43,911 --> 00:22:45,276
Do you have any idea

525
00:22:45,278 --> 00:22:48,146
where I might find something
in a bear, Chinese?

526
00:22:48,148 --> 00:22:50,716
The cure for cancer
lies within them.

527
00:22:50,718 --> 00:22:52,151
Oh. [chuckles] Good.

528
00:22:52,153 --> 00:22:55,690
Just got in a new shipment
of unmarked bills.

529
00:22:57,124 --> 00:23:00,359
You sound like you know
the true value of...

530
00:23:00,361 --> 00:23:03,696
rare animals,
Mr. Upstill, is it?

531
00:23:03,698 --> 00:23:05,430
Yes, well,
like I always say,

532
00:23:05,432 --> 00:23:07,132
if you can't kill
and mount it,

533
00:23:07,134 --> 00:23:08,801
might as well
collect and breed it.

534
00:23:08,803 --> 00:23:10,071
Yes, yes.

535
00:23:11,971 --> 00:23:15,774
Would you like to come to a
little party tomorrow night?

536
00:23:15,776 --> 00:23:18,943
It's in a warehouse
on the outskirts of town.

537
00:23:18,945 --> 00:23:21,915
I think you'll find exactly
what you are looking for.

538
00:23:22,817 --> 00:23:23,949
Toodles.

539
00:23:23,951 --> 00:23:25,286
I have a phone call to make.

540
00:23:27,488 --> 00:23:29,020
[cell phone ringing]

541
00:23:29,022 --> 00:23:31,824
[snoring]

542
00:23:31,826 --> 00:23:33,892
Hello?

543
00:23:33,894 --> 00:23:35,861
Tomorrow night,
is it?

544
00:23:35,863 --> 00:23:37,462
Good.

545
00:23:37,464 --> 00:23:40,732
Well, now you've got me
panda-sitting in a damp warehouse.

546
00:23:40,734 --> 00:23:44,103
I mean, we are in Vegas, and I was
hoping that we could be doing...

547
00:23:44,105 --> 00:23:45,304
Guv'nor?

548
00:23:45,306 --> 00:23:47,038
Guv'nor?

549
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,009
[scoffs]

550
00:23:52,046 --> 00:23:54,513
Oi, fluffy.

551
00:23:54,515 --> 00:23:58,316
You and me are expecting some company
at the party tomorrow night.

552
00:23:58,318 --> 00:24:00,919
Some posh buyers are coming over to
take a look at the fancy merchandise.

553
00:24:00,921 --> 00:24:02,921
[cackles]

554
00:24:02,923 --> 00:24:05,490
Meanwhile, I'm stuck here
eating cold pizza

555
00:24:05,492 --> 00:24:08,427
while the boss is hobnobbing
at the bleeding Caesars' pool.

556
00:24:08,429 --> 00:24:10,261
[Frank] There you are.

557
00:24:10,263 --> 00:24:13,364
You missed it. I did some pretty
good police work over there, so...

558
00:24:13,366 --> 00:24:15,299
Well, good. I see you found your dog.
That's something.

559
00:24:15,301 --> 00:24:17,169
Hi. How's it going? Hi.

560
00:24:17,171 --> 00:24:19,938
Yeah, well, you know,
I am an FBI agent, so...

561
00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:22,173
- Is that papillon with you?
- Enchanté.

562
00:24:22,175 --> 00:24:23,941
Did you borrow it
or something?

563
00:24:23,943 --> 00:24:26,478
No, no, no. He just kind of
came with Max. I don't...

564
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,448
Okay, well, if I'm not mistaken, that
dog is a three-time world champion.

565
00:24:29,450 --> 00:24:30,949
- [barks]
- [Frank] That dog?

566
00:24:30,951 --> 00:24:33,084
You don't know anything
about that dog?

567
00:24:33,086 --> 00:24:35,053
No. What do I know
from dogs?

568
00:24:35,055 --> 00:24:37,956
Okay, look, they told me about this whole
situation with the stolen baby panda,

569
00:24:37,958 --> 00:24:40,926
and I don't know why they'd be trying to
sell her here, but I am happy to help.

570
00:24:40,928 --> 00:24:42,427
Great. Thank you.

571
00:24:42,429 --> 00:24:43,929
But if we're gonna
pull this off,

572
00:24:43,931 --> 00:24:46,230
you need to follow
everything I say.

573
00:24:46,232 --> 00:24:48,065
Okay. I'm kind of
the lead agent on this...

574
00:24:48,067 --> 00:24:50,134
I'm sorry, are you arguing
with me already?

575
00:24:50,136 --> 00:24:53,905
If you wanna look like a real dog handler,
you have to follow everything I say.

576
00:24:53,907 --> 00:24:55,173
Okay.

577
00:24:55,175 --> 00:24:57,176
Tomorrow morning.

578
00:24:57,178 --> 00:24:59,210
Don't be late.

579
00:24:59,212 --> 00:25:00,946
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

580
00:25:00,948 --> 00:25:02,847
This is weird.

581
00:25:02,849 --> 00:25:05,284
Yes. You about to
get trained, boy.

582
00:25:05,286 --> 00:25:06,755
[door opens]

583
00:25:10,124 --> 00:25:11,590
Huh.

584
00:25:11,592 --> 00:25:14,392
Can you believe all this
luxury and excess

585
00:25:14,394 --> 00:25:16,394
just because of
a stupid dog show?

586
00:25:16,396 --> 00:25:18,896
Isn't this wonderful?

587
00:25:18,898 --> 00:25:22,200
The beautiful view,
the Snausage and cheese platter,

588
00:25:22,202 --> 00:25:24,569
the toilette
filled with champagne.

589
00:25:24,571 --> 00:25:26,774
- [toilet flushing]
- Maybe not champagne.

590
00:25:28,142 --> 00:25:30,007
No, no, no, no.

591
00:25:30,009 --> 00:25:32,346
I don't do animals on the bed.
Come on, get out.

592
00:25:34,548 --> 00:25:37,415
Were you always
wearing that robe?

593
00:25:37,417 --> 00:25:39,250
[sighs]

594
00:25:39,252 --> 00:25:40,419
What are you doing?

595
00:25:40,421 --> 00:25:41,953
I am a dog.

596
00:25:41,955 --> 00:25:43,255
He is human.

597
00:25:43,257 --> 00:25:44,957
This is what nature intended.

598
00:25:44,959 --> 00:25:46,158
Not for me.

599
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,227
Are you sure
you will not join us?

600
00:25:48,229 --> 00:25:50,295
Plenty of room for trois.

601
00:25:50,297 --> 00:25:52,564
No, thanks.
I'm fine on the floor.

602
00:25:52,566 --> 00:25:55,370
Always have been
and always will be.

603
00:26:00,974 --> 00:26:02,509
[sighing] Oh.

604
00:26:04,111 --> 00:26:07,246
[announcer] Welcome to
the Canini Invitational,

605
00:26:07,248 --> 00:26:10,285
where we celebrate
these noble creatures.

606
00:26:11,919 --> 00:26:14,419
Only the top 50 dogs
in the world

607
00:26:14,421 --> 00:26:16,857
are invited to compete
in the Canini...

608
00:26:18,392 --> 00:26:22,864
making it the world's most
exclusive canine competition.

609
00:26:24,163 --> 00:26:27,266
And only one will
leave this weekend

610
00:26:27,268 --> 00:26:30,067
as the Canini Invitational's

611
00:26:30,069 --> 00:26:33,441
Best in Show!

612
00:26:45,653 --> 00:26:47,889
Number one!

613
00:26:49,056 --> 00:26:51,055
Yeah, that's right.

614
00:26:51,057 --> 00:26:53,027
Bow to the king.

615
00:26:54,595 --> 00:26:56,961
Did you hear that
Misty got fixed last week?

616
00:26:56,963 --> 00:26:59,163
Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

617
00:26:59,165 --> 00:27:00,966
Wait. Butt implants?

618
00:27:00,968 --> 00:27:03,535
Golden retriever?
Not a real golden.

619
00:27:03,537 --> 00:27:05,703
Turns out
he wasn't neutered after all.

620
00:27:05,705 --> 00:27:07,605
Toy boat.
Stay focused, Janice.

621
00:27:07,607 --> 00:27:08,576
Stay focused, Janice.

622
00:27:10,611 --> 00:27:12,944
Are you sure
we in the right place?

623
00:27:12,946 --> 00:27:14,179
[Philippe] Pourquoi?

624
00:27:14,181 --> 00:27:16,213
'Cause seeing all these clowns,

625
00:27:16,215 --> 00:27:19,718
I could have swore we were
backstage at a Cirque du Soleil.

626
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,019
With those jokes,
you will not make many friends.

627
00:27:22,021 --> 00:27:23,220
Excuse me.

628
00:27:23,222 --> 00:27:25,324
I'm not here to make friends.

629
00:27:25,326 --> 00:27:27,592
I'm here to find enemies, okay?

630
00:27:27,594 --> 00:27:30,562
I got 72 hours to make good
on a promise I made.

631
00:27:30,564 --> 00:27:33,664
- Welcome to the Canini, Mr. Upstill.
- Come on, guys.

632
00:27:33,666 --> 00:27:36,168
- So how does this work?
- There are three rounds.

633
00:27:36,170 --> 00:27:38,670
In the first, the dogs compete
against their own breed.

634
00:27:38,672 --> 00:27:40,639
Then, in round two,
all the Best of Breed winners

635
00:27:40,641 --> 00:27:42,341
compete against each other
for Best of Group.

636
00:27:42,343 --> 00:27:44,343
- [Frank] So what group is he?
- Working.

637
00:27:44,345 --> 00:27:46,044
But he's not going
to win in any group

638
00:27:46,046 --> 00:27:47,979
because he's bow-legged,
roach-backed,

639
00:27:47,981 --> 00:27:50,582
and he smells like
he hasn't been washed in months.

640
00:27:50,584 --> 00:27:52,351
[scoffs] She says that
like it's a bad thing.

641
00:27:52,353 --> 00:27:54,385
Only if you
want to win.

642
00:27:54,387 --> 00:27:56,755
Oh, hi, Philippe.
Uh, Max.

643
00:27:56,757 --> 00:27:58,190
Wait, Mattie's
your owner?

644
00:27:58,192 --> 00:28:00,324
No, no. She's my handler.

645
00:28:00,326 --> 00:28:02,594
Though since we're on the road
40 weeks a year together,

646
00:28:02,596 --> 00:28:04,462
she feels like my big sister.

647
00:28:04,464 --> 00:28:07,565
But most important is the
relationship between handler and dog.

648
00:28:07,567 --> 00:28:10,102
- Is he your handler?
- No. More of an assistant.

649
00:28:10,104 --> 00:28:12,036
- [clicks]
- Ow. Ow.

650
00:28:12,038 --> 00:28:13,270
[chuckles]
Make that a rescue.

651
00:28:13,272 --> 00:28:14,708
So where do we start?

652
00:28:16,343 --> 00:28:17,709
Square one.

653
00:28:17,711 --> 00:28:20,011
- [men] ♪ Big girls don't cry ♪
- Whoa.

654
00:28:20,013 --> 00:28:22,213
[snickering]

655
00:28:22,215 --> 00:28:23,481
Watch it, French fry.

656
00:28:23,483 --> 00:28:26,151
[grunting]

657
00:28:26,153 --> 00:28:27,753
- Yeah, okay.
- [Frank] Open.

658
00:28:27,755 --> 00:28:29,388
[growling]

659
00:28:29,390 --> 00:28:31,123
- He got you, huh?
- Yeah, he got me.

660
00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:33,057
Scrub it in there.
Good.

661
00:28:33,059 --> 00:28:34,793
- I got this, yeah.
- Keep coming.

662
00:28:34,795 --> 00:28:37,763
- I'm gonna get you clean yet.
- Three, two...

663
00:28:37,765 --> 00:28:40,332
[bubbling]

664
00:28:40,334 --> 00:28:43,134
- You waited for me to get back here for that, didn't you?
- [laughs]

665
00:28:43,136 --> 00:28:44,538
Ooh. My eyes, they burn.

666
00:28:46,773 --> 00:28:49,106
Gotta say,
can't improve on perfection.

667
00:28:49,108 --> 00:28:50,374
What's that?

668
00:28:50,376 --> 00:28:52,276
It's, uh,
bikini wax.

669
00:28:52,278 --> 00:28:55,113
When the judges look under the tail,
it's important they have a clean view.

670
00:28:55,115 --> 00:28:57,649
Well, in that case,
allow me.

671
00:28:57,651 --> 00:28:59,450
- Hey, what's that?
- Oh.

672
00:28:59,452 --> 00:29:01,353
- It looks kind of sticky.
- Um...

673
00:29:01,355 --> 00:29:03,587
- [Philippe] Uh-oh.
- It's payback time.

674
00:29:03,589 --> 00:29:06,490
Hey, wait.
What's he doing back there?

675
00:29:06,492 --> 00:29:08,293
- The pain passes...
- Philippe!

676
00:29:08,295 --> 00:29:09,760
but the beauty, she remains.

677
00:29:09,762 --> 00:29:11,263
Wait. What?

678
00:29:11,265 --> 00:29:13,331
[high-pitched screaming]

679
00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:15,470
[screaming continues]

680
00:29:18,538 --> 00:29:21,440
Sorry, pal.
[chuckles]

681
00:29:21,442 --> 00:29:23,441
Although you are ready
for beach season.

682
00:29:23,443 --> 00:29:25,110
Uh-huh.
Laugh it up, Frank,

683
00:29:25,112 --> 00:29:27,144
but you best sleep
with one eye open tonight.

684
00:29:27,146 --> 00:29:29,314
All right, Philippe,
let's show them how it's done.

685
00:29:29,316 --> 00:29:32,551
Get your books, Maxwell.
You are about to go to school.

686
00:29:32,553 --> 00:29:35,487
When you're in competition, it's all
about details. Going the extra mile.

687
00:29:35,489 --> 00:29:37,557
Oui. You do not win
by blending in.

688
00:29:38,826 --> 00:29:41,194
You win by being the star.

689
00:29:43,630 --> 00:29:46,297
Max and Frank,
you wanna try?

690
00:29:46,299 --> 00:29:47,665
[Frank] All right.

691
00:29:47,667 --> 00:29:49,534
[clears throat]

692
00:29:49,536 --> 00:29:51,736
Okay, so you don't
wanna mount the dog.

693
00:29:51,738 --> 00:29:54,107
I'm not gonna mount the dog.
I'm gonna put the thing on.

694
00:29:55,375 --> 00:29:56,708
- Okay, be careful.
- I got it.

695
00:29:56,710 --> 00:29:58,876
You and your dog have to be
in sync at all times.

696
00:29:58,878 --> 00:30:00,612
[scoffs]
Not in this lifetime.

697
00:30:00,614 --> 00:30:03,448
- [Mattie] Trust each other and move as one.
- All right.

698
00:30:03,450 --> 00:30:05,449
Hey, hey, hey,
Max, hold up.

699
00:30:05,451 --> 00:30:06,617
Hold up.
Just be cool.

700
00:30:06,619 --> 00:30:10,622
Ugh. Whoever bred you needs
to have their license revoked.

701
00:30:10,624 --> 00:30:13,557
What's that, Dante? I know you ain't
talking about my mom and dad.

702
00:30:13,559 --> 00:30:16,728
Hey, everyone. Max thinks
his mom and dad are breeders.

703
00:30:16,730 --> 00:30:17,895
Okay, that's it.

704
00:30:17,897 --> 00:30:19,631
- [barking]
- Max.

705
00:30:19,633 --> 00:30:21,565
- Heel. Heel.
- You want me to heel?

706
00:30:21,567 --> 00:30:23,535
- Fine, I'll show you heel.
- Max, quit goofing around.

707
00:30:23,537 --> 00:30:25,836
Hey, let go.
Let go. Whoa!

708
00:30:25,838 --> 00:30:27,873
[crowd murmuring, laughing]

709
00:30:27,875 --> 00:30:30,574
Down! Stand down, Officer.
Officer, stand down.

710
00:30:30,576 --> 00:30:32,710
[growling]

711
00:30:32,712 --> 00:30:34,449
...main stage, please.
Rottweilers...

712
00:30:35,615 --> 00:30:36,616
Uh-oh.

713
00:30:40,253 --> 00:30:41,786
This is gonna be hilarious.

714
00:30:41,788 --> 00:30:43,555
- Thank you.
- [laughing]

715
00:30:43,557 --> 00:30:45,789
- [Frank] This is how we play.
- Yeah.

716
00:30:45,791 --> 00:30:47,859
Cameras, focus on the new guy.
It's gonna be a top ten.

717
00:30:47,861 --> 00:30:49,460
Thank you.

718
00:30:49,462 --> 00:30:50,895
Corgis.
Congratulations, ma'am.

719
00:30:50,897 --> 00:30:52,697
Rottweilers,
up this way, please.

720
00:30:52,699 --> 00:30:54,932
- Miss Smith, thank you so much for joining us.
- Hi, Larry. Thanks.

721
00:30:54,934 --> 00:30:57,334
New guy.
Mr., uh...

722
00:30:57,336 --> 00:31:00,238
- Upstill.
- You've been put down here where it's safe.

723
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,707
Yeah, sorry about before. We
were just trying a new trick.

724
00:31:02,709 --> 00:31:04,545
Come on, Philippe.
[sighs]

725
00:31:06,279 --> 00:31:08,279
Cassius is a five-time
world champion.

726
00:31:08,281 --> 00:31:10,750
I'm not saying that to scare you or
anything. Guys, good luck, okay?

727
00:31:12,318 --> 00:31:14,451
Do you hear that?
Five-time champion.

728
00:31:14,453 --> 00:31:17,322
If we get knocked out, we'll lose our
access and maybe never find Ling Li.

729
00:31:17,324 --> 00:31:20,959
Hey, man. Can somebody please tell
me why they all look the same?

730
00:31:20,961 --> 00:31:24,362
[Philippe] Most likely because they are
all from the same champion bloodline.

731
00:31:24,364 --> 00:31:25,564
Really?

732
00:31:25,566 --> 00:31:27,298
Like one big family?

733
00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:29,601
Yes, in a sense,
I suppose. Yes.

734
00:31:29,603 --> 00:31:32,269
- Hmm.
- Very good. Mr. Upstill.

735
00:31:32,271 --> 00:31:34,206
Mr. Upstill.

736
00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:35,873
[announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen,

737
00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:40,312
please welcome to the arena
that noble breed,

738
00:31:40,314 --> 00:31:43,648
those fearless loyal protectors

739
00:31:43,650 --> 00:31:45,549
the rottweilers.

740
00:31:45,551 --> 00:31:47,187
[cheering]

741
00:31:56,430 --> 00:32:00,368
[host] Returning champion Cassius is
clearly the top dog in this category.

742
00:32:01,867 --> 00:32:04,369
But Hans made a strong showing
last year

743
00:32:04,371 --> 00:32:07,005
and is looking to take the crown
this time around.

744
00:32:07,007 --> 00:32:10,775
All eyes are on the judge as he
calls up the first contestant,

745
00:32:10,777 --> 00:32:12,643
veteran competitor Sadie,

746
00:32:12,645 --> 00:32:13,880
to begin the examination.

747
00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:17,951
Huh.

748
00:32:20,886 --> 00:32:22,519
Hey. Hey.

749
00:32:22,521 --> 00:32:25,390
You guys notice anything
unusual going on?

750
00:32:25,392 --> 00:32:27,691
Hans had some
work done... again,

751
00:32:27,693 --> 00:32:29,995
but there's nothing
unusual about that.

752
00:32:29,997 --> 00:32:33,430
I noticed how unusually hot
Daisy looks this year.

753
00:32:33,432 --> 00:32:35,467
[barks]
I smell a playdate.

754
00:32:35,469 --> 00:32:38,937
Daisy don't go rotty, and she
certainly don't go for losers.

755
00:32:38,939 --> 00:32:42,641
Has anyone ever told you guys
that you have a real resemblance?

756
00:32:42,643 --> 00:32:43,941
You guys aren't related,
are you?

757
00:32:43,943 --> 00:32:46,378
Course not.
I'm from Tennessee.

758
00:32:46,380 --> 00:32:47,645
And I'm from Chicago.

759
00:32:47,647 --> 00:32:48,979
Originally?

760
00:32:48,981 --> 00:32:51,382
Well, no.
Originally I was adopted.

761
00:32:51,384 --> 00:32:53,985
- Hey, same. Me too.
- You don't say. From where?

762
00:32:53,987 --> 00:32:55,920
- Hopkinsville, Kentucky.
- Hopkinsville, Kentucky.

763
00:32:55,922 --> 00:32:58,590
Hey, I'm from
Hopkinsville too.

764
00:32:58,592 --> 00:33:00,691
Me too, before I moved
to Deutschland.

765
00:33:00,693 --> 00:33:02,760
- Well, when are your birthdays?
- April 19.

766
00:33:02,762 --> 00:33:04,662
[together]
April 19.

767
00:33:04,664 --> 00:33:05,796
That means you're...

768
00:33:05,798 --> 00:33:07,465
[all gasp] Brothers!

769
00:33:07,467 --> 00:33:09,534
I once had a litter
in Hopkinsville.

770
00:33:09,536 --> 00:33:11,303
Oh, my God.
Could it be?

771
00:33:11,305 --> 00:33:12,937
[all] Mama!

772
00:33:12,939 --> 00:33:14,338
My puppies!

773
00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:16,507
- What did I miss?
- [rottweilers exclaiming]

774
00:33:16,509 --> 00:33:19,044
[host] Clearly
a disqualifiable offense.

775
00:33:19,046 --> 00:33:20,815
Let's see
what the judges decide.

776
00:33:21,781 --> 00:33:22,913
You're number one.

777
00:33:22,915 --> 00:33:24,349
Oh, yeah.

778
00:33:24,351 --> 00:33:25,749
- [announcer] And newcomer Max wins.
- What?

779
00:33:25,751 --> 00:33:27,852
Whoo-hoo! Max!
That's my best friend.

780
00:33:27,854 --> 00:33:29,921
- Number one.
- [announcer] This is unprecedented

781
00:33:29,923 --> 00:33:34,359
in Canini Invitational history
as the entire field forfeits.

782
00:33:34,361 --> 00:33:37,528
Okay, that was incredible.
How did he do that?

783
00:33:37,530 --> 00:33:39,930
Max? I was the one
holding the leash.

784
00:33:39,932 --> 00:33:43,735
- [Mattie] Yeah, but...
- Max, that was very unsportsmanlike.

785
00:33:43,737 --> 00:33:45,069
Tell that to Ling Li.

786
00:33:45,071 --> 00:33:47,838
Besides, it was a good thing
I did out there today.

787
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,042
Warms my heart to see
that family reunited.

788
00:33:51,044 --> 00:33:54,446
Huh. You're different than
other show dogs, aren't you?

789
00:33:54,448 --> 00:33:57,551
I'm a mutt of many mysteries.

790
00:34:11,831 --> 00:34:14,432
- Right-hand drive?
- Straight from London, baby.

791
00:34:14,434 --> 00:34:16,834
This is so exciting.
My first stakeout.

792
00:34:16,836 --> 00:34:18,603
This don't smell right.

793
00:34:18,605 --> 00:34:20,871
What kind of party is
in an abandoned warehouse, huh?

794
00:34:20,873 --> 00:34:23,742
A very exclusive one,
of course.

795
00:34:23,744 --> 00:34:26,110
[dance pop playing]

796
00:34:26,112 --> 00:34:27,881
[chattering]

797
00:34:30,784 --> 00:34:33,117
[woman]
♪ This is your heart ♪

798
00:34:33,119 --> 00:34:35,052
♪ It's alive ♪

799
00:34:35,054 --> 00:34:36,820
Whoa.
Definitely a party.

800
00:34:36,822 --> 00:34:37,988
Oh, I love it.

801
00:34:37,990 --> 00:34:39,990
The glamour, the fashion.

802
00:34:39,992 --> 00:34:42,159
The toilet water.

803
00:34:42,161 --> 00:34:43,994
All right,
here's the plan.

804
00:34:43,996 --> 00:34:45,996
I'm gonna see who tries to
sell me that panda.

805
00:34:45,998 --> 00:34:48,401
[barking]

806
00:34:50,436 --> 00:34:52,036
- Try not to blow my cover.
- Oh, yeah?

807
00:34:52,038 --> 00:34:55,572
Well, while you're off chasing your
tail, I'll be cracking this case.

808
00:34:55,574 --> 00:34:56,941
Why am I talking to dogs?

809
00:34:56,943 --> 00:34:59,677
[camera shutter clicking]

810
00:34:59,679 --> 00:35:02,880
Ooh-ho-ho. I've got
you this time.

811
00:35:02,882 --> 00:35:05,083
What is all this talk
about the panda?

812
00:35:05,085 --> 00:35:07,184
That is on
a need-to-know basis.

813
00:35:07,186 --> 00:35:08,920
Ooh! Silly me.

814
00:35:08,922 --> 00:35:12,090
I forgot I was stuck with a
hard-bitten cop who trusts no one.

815
00:35:12,092 --> 00:35:14,525
Oh, there you are.

816
00:35:14,527 --> 00:35:16,661
Thought this was VIP. What,
do you know the bouncer?

817
00:35:16,663 --> 00:35:18,429
Wellington Upstill.

818
00:35:18,431 --> 00:35:20,965
Uh, I wanted to introduce
you to a client of mine.

819
00:35:20,967 --> 00:35:23,668
This is Señor Gabriel
and his dog Karma.

820
00:35:23,670 --> 00:35:25,503
What's up, boy-boy?

821
00:35:25,505 --> 00:35:26,938
Well, that's some dog.

822
00:35:26,940 --> 00:35:28,572
He's my best friend.

823
00:35:28,574 --> 00:35:30,541
The only one who loves me
unconditionally.

824
00:35:30,543 --> 00:35:33,644
Well, that's great that
you two have that connection.

825
00:35:33,646 --> 00:35:36,583
[speaking Spanish]

826
00:35:39,820 --> 00:35:41,756
I'm sorry, Gabe. Where did
you say you were from?

827
00:35:43,190 --> 00:35:44,555
Here and there.

828
00:35:44,557 --> 00:35:46,960
[camera shutter clicking]

829
00:35:49,862 --> 00:35:51,662
Dang, that
photographer's slippery.

830
00:35:51,664 --> 00:35:53,465
- [gasps] Where did he go?
- [Sprinkles] Whoo-hoo! Max!

831
00:35:53,467 --> 00:35:56,166
Whoo! Buddy, you were
incredible today.

832
00:35:56,168 --> 00:35:57,735
[laughs]

833
00:35:57,737 --> 00:36:00,037
How did you get to be so alpha?

834
00:36:00,039 --> 00:36:02,106
Um, by not caring.

835
00:36:02,108 --> 00:36:04,708
- Not caring? Seriously?
- Hmm?

836
00:36:04,710 --> 00:36:07,177
Now, what do we have here?

837
00:36:07,179 --> 00:36:11,115
Bodyguard.
Bodyguard by the door.

838
00:36:11,117 --> 00:36:13,150
I gotta get me
in that room.

839
00:36:13,152 --> 00:36:15,119
I need some kind of
distraction.

840
00:36:15,121 --> 00:36:17,222
Maxwell, are you
listening to me?

841
00:36:17,224 --> 00:36:20,691
- Hey, how come there's no dogs in the pool?
- The night before a competition?

842
00:36:20,693 --> 00:36:22,193
Please.
The mats.

843
00:36:22,195 --> 00:36:24,095
The tangles.
The pH balance.

844
00:36:24,097 --> 00:36:25,829
That's all I needed to hear.

845
00:36:25,831 --> 00:36:28,833
Maxwell, what are you doing?

846
00:36:28,835 --> 00:36:31,639
I'm getting this party started!

847
00:36:33,106 --> 00:36:35,773
Ahhh!
That feels good.

848
00:36:35,775 --> 00:36:37,941
- Huh?
- Outrageous.

849
00:36:37,943 --> 00:36:39,978
- Can he do that?
- Gee, I-I don't know.

850
00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:42,746
- Oh, boy.
- Daisy, isn't that your boy in the swimming pool?

851
00:36:42,748 --> 00:36:45,650
- No. You know I don't go for bad boys.
- Mm-hmm.

852
00:36:45,652 --> 00:36:46,851
Are you crazy?

853
00:36:46,853 --> 00:36:49,052
Do you want us all to be
replaced by CGI?

854
00:36:49,054 --> 00:36:50,588
- Oh!
- [Sprinkles] Oh, man.

855
00:36:50,590 --> 00:36:53,124
Well, this event's becoming
dreadfully common.

856
00:36:53,126 --> 00:36:54,925
Cowabunga!

857
00:36:54,927 --> 00:36:56,994
- Wanna do it?
- Oh, yeah, sure. You betcha.

858
00:36:56,996 --> 00:37:00,632
- [Max] Come on, everybody.
- [Philippe] This is not Canini. This is chaos.

859
00:37:00,634 --> 00:37:02,633
[dog] It's a pool party!

860
00:37:02,635 --> 00:37:05,003
- Yeah!
- [Max] What are you waiting for, Sprinkles?

861
00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:06,073
Oh, pugs don't float.

862
00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:09,840
Whoo!

863
00:37:09,842 --> 00:37:11,075
Oh! Oh, watch out.

864
00:37:11,077 --> 00:37:12,309
Oh, gosh.

865
00:37:12,311 --> 00:37:13,878
Cannonball!

866
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,847
Hurry, hurry!

867
00:37:15,849 --> 00:37:20,653
[chanting] Party! Party!
Party! Party! Party!

868
00:37:22,021 --> 00:37:26,826
Mm-hmm! That is
some fine canine.

869
00:37:28,894 --> 00:37:31,729
- Get the dog out of the pool!
- Good. Now to get in that room.

870
00:37:31,731 --> 00:37:35,900
Impressive, but maybe you should save your
big splash for the final competition.

871
00:37:35,902 --> 00:37:38,202
Huh. Got any more insider
tips you could share?

872
00:37:38,204 --> 00:37:40,737
Maybe.
If the price is right.

873
00:37:40,739 --> 00:37:42,807
Let me see
what I can do.

874
00:37:42,809 --> 00:37:46,945
Tell you what, meet me outside the
hotel after Mattie goes to sleep.

875
00:37:46,947 --> 00:37:49,613
Now, if you'll excuse me, I got
some business to take care of.

876
00:37:49,615 --> 00:37:51,148
[men chuckling]

877
00:37:51,150 --> 00:37:53,717
[man]
Congratulations, gentlemen.

878
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:56,688
You will soon be in possession
of this year's Best in Show.

879
00:37:56,690 --> 00:37:57,722
Best in Show?

880
00:37:57,724 --> 00:37:58,692
Whoa.

881
00:37:59,893 --> 00:38:01,561
Uh-oh.

882
00:38:02,829 --> 00:38:04,965
Think of something, Max.

883
00:38:07,067 --> 00:38:10,237
[babbling]

884
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:17,742
- Inbreeding.
- [guffaws]

885
00:38:17,744 --> 00:38:19,579
- [cell phone ringing]
- There's that ringtone.

886
00:38:22,181 --> 00:38:24,983
Oh, I got you now.

887
00:38:24,985 --> 00:38:27,351
- [ringing continues]
- Come on. Come on, come on, come on.

888
00:38:27,353 --> 00:38:29,320
The deal's closed.
Three million.

889
00:38:29,322 --> 00:38:32,090
You're gonna love it. It's one of the
most beautiful creatures I've ever seen.

890
00:38:32,092 --> 00:38:35,193
- Let's see.
- We got it. I'll be there.

891
00:38:35,195 --> 00:38:37,961
- Yeah, got the money.
- We have spoken at length.

892
00:38:37,963 --> 00:38:39,998
[grunts]
Which one of you has my panda?

893
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,066
Bear?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

894
00:38:42,068 --> 00:38:45,235
- [sputters]
- Don't worry.

895
00:38:45,237 --> 00:38:48,405
I'll have the panda all prettied up
by the time them buyers get here.

896
00:38:48,407 --> 00:38:50,041
What's that?

897
00:38:50,043 --> 00:38:51,708
Ten minutes, is it?

898
00:38:51,710 --> 00:38:53,978
We'll be ready.
No problem.

899
00:38:53,980 --> 00:38:56,313
There you are.
I quit.

900
00:38:56,315 --> 00:38:58,682
I am finished being
your teacher, Maxwell.

901
00:38:58,684 --> 00:39:00,684
You are cynical,
overbearing.

902
00:39:00,686 --> 00:39:03,655
You have no friends.
You cannot work with partners.

903
00:39:03,657 --> 00:39:06,090
- You trust no one. You...
- You done?

904
00:39:06,092 --> 00:39:07,691
Tell me what is going on!

905
00:39:07,693 --> 00:39:09,059
All right, all right.

906
00:39:09,061 --> 00:39:10,827
I'm working a kidnapping case.

907
00:39:10,829 --> 00:39:12,896
- [gasps]
- A baby panda was stolen from her mother,

908
00:39:12,898 --> 00:39:15,400
and the people who did it
are somewhere at this party.

909
00:39:15,402 --> 00:39:17,200
Best in Show, eh?

910
00:39:17,202 --> 00:39:19,903
Really?
Okay, an extra cage?

911
00:39:19,905 --> 00:39:21,905
Right.
Talk later.

912
00:39:21,907 --> 00:39:22,875
Oi, Fluffy.

913
00:39:26,311 --> 00:39:28,278
- [snickering]
- No.

914
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,918
Ling Li, I'm talking to you.
Wait there, you little moppet.

915
00:39:32,117 --> 00:39:33,284
Ling Li?

916
00:39:33,286 --> 00:39:35,086
No.
No, Fluffy.

917
00:39:35,088 --> 00:39:36,387
- No, Fluffy. No, no.
- Wee!

918
00:39:36,389 --> 00:39:37,789
Fluffy.

919
00:39:37,791 --> 00:39:39,389
Hi.

920
00:39:39,391 --> 00:39:40,891
I shall help you, Maxwell.

921
00:39:40,893 --> 00:39:42,827
Uh, okay. Great.

922
00:39:42,829 --> 00:39:45,095
And I shall
help you too.

923
00:39:45,097 --> 00:39:47,898
Maybe it's not the worst idea
to get some help.

924
00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:48,999
- Yes.
- Okay, then.

925
00:39:49,001 --> 00:39:51,168
- I'm deputizing both of you.
- Really?

926
00:39:51,170 --> 00:39:53,704
So freaking alpha!

927
00:39:53,706 --> 00:39:57,742
Spread out. You see anything suspicious,
report immediately to your CO.

928
00:39:57,744 --> 00:39:59,476
- Yes, sir.
- I accept.

929
00:39:59,478 --> 00:40:01,144
But I get to be the bad cop.

930
00:40:01,146 --> 00:40:02,048
Fluffy!

931
00:40:05,851 --> 00:40:07,985
- Fluffy. Fluffy.
- [Ling Li giggling]

932
00:40:07,987 --> 00:40:09,189
Fluffy?

933
00:40:10,757 --> 00:40:12,757
Excuse me.
Excuse me.

934
00:40:12,759 --> 00:40:14,992
Get out of my way.
Ling Li, where you gone?

935
00:40:14,994 --> 00:40:16,293
Where are you?
Ling Li.

936
00:40:16,295 --> 00:40:17,994
Okay, one second.

937
00:40:17,996 --> 00:40:20,398
I need you to guarantee
we can deliver Best in Show.

938
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,733
Whose life are you
ruining now, Chauncey?

939
00:40:22,735 --> 00:40:25,001
- Can we get a selfie with you?
- Oh, well, if you insist.

940
00:40:25,003 --> 00:40:26,237
Ahh!

941
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:27,639
- [camera shutter clicks]
- Cute.

942
00:40:27,641 --> 00:40:31,441
Mon Dieu. I look like the crazed ferret.
The world can never see.

943
00:40:31,443 --> 00:40:33,276
- [woman] Get back here!
- Ling Li.

944
00:40:33,278 --> 00:40:35,382
I'm on your tail,
suspicious dude.

945
00:40:36,782 --> 00:40:38,282
- Oh!
- Sorry, love. Excuse me.

946
00:40:38,284 --> 00:40:40,016
[sniffing]

947
00:40:40,018 --> 00:40:42,153
Whoo! Wow!

948
00:40:42,155 --> 00:40:44,088
Whoa! I didn't know dogs
could climb trees.

949
00:40:44,090 --> 00:40:45,322
Let me just... [gasps]

950
00:40:45,324 --> 00:40:48,391
Is this cupcake frosting? It is!

951
00:40:48,393 --> 00:40:49,860
[giggling]

952
00:40:49,862 --> 00:40:51,362
[gasps, groans]

953
00:40:51,364 --> 00:40:53,000
Wee!

954
00:40:58,905 --> 00:41:01,773
[laughs] You gonna lead me
straight to that panda, right?

955
00:41:01,775 --> 00:41:03,039
Wait!
I'm not done.

956
00:41:03,041 --> 00:41:04,474
Oh, hey, guys.

957
00:41:04,476 --> 00:41:06,244
You investigating
frosting too?

958
00:41:06,246 --> 00:41:08,845
You got some behind your ear. I
can get that for you if you like.

959
00:41:08,847 --> 00:41:10,884
- It'd be my pleasure.
- [squeals]

960
00:41:12,085 --> 00:41:13,086
[shutter clicks]

961
00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:20,760
[gasping]

962
00:41:21,894 --> 00:41:24,163
[Max]
I got you now.

963
00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:33,371
- [barking]
- Ow! Hey!

964
00:41:33,373 --> 00:41:35,438
Get off me.
What are you doing?

965
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:39,177
Whoa!
Hi there. Sorry.

966
00:41:39,179 --> 00:41:41,077
I knew I should have left
you tied up outside.

967
00:41:41,079 --> 00:41:42,815
Yeah, well, I should have
tied you up in New York.

968
00:41:46,952 --> 00:41:49,554
I am so glad you could make it, Mr.
Upstill.

969
00:41:49,556 --> 00:41:51,956
Yeah, sorry.
We were just, you know...

970
00:41:51,958 --> 00:41:53,356
We were...
And then she was...

971
00:41:53,358 --> 00:41:56,827
But, anyway,
thank you for, you know...

972
00:41:56,829 --> 00:42:00,530
I'm just really looking forward to
getting a private moment that we...

973
00:42:00,532 --> 00:42:02,300
As am I.

974
00:42:02,302 --> 00:42:05,135
Yes, 'cause we can discuss
that matter that we wanted to...

975
00:42:05,137 --> 00:42:06,304
Yes, indeed.

976
00:42:06,306 --> 00:42:08,940
The rare animals.

977
00:42:08,942 --> 00:42:12,275
You know, I have researched
all of the competitors,

978
00:42:12,277 --> 00:42:16,847
and I could not help but notice the
supremely striking specimen you possess.

979
00:42:16,849 --> 00:42:18,182
Max?

980
00:42:18,184 --> 00:42:23,954
I am giving you the opportunity
to breed your dog

981
00:42:23,956 --> 00:42:27,090
with my Old English
Whipi-Huahua-Hound.

982
00:42:27,092 --> 00:42:28,458
Your what, now?

983
00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:30,494
Persephone, get out! Come.

984
00:42:30,496 --> 00:42:32,162
- [man giggling]
- Hey.

985
00:42:32,164 --> 00:42:34,498
- The only one in the world.
- Uh-huh.

986
00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:37,635
- Isn't she a beauty?
- Can I get an amen up in here?

987
00:42:37,637 --> 00:42:39,237
- Oh, boy.
- [giggles]

988
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:41,238
- Whoa.
- Yeah, you cute.

989
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:43,307
But I have to work
with you first, honey.

990
00:42:43,309 --> 00:42:45,508
You definitely gonna
have to lose that tail.

991
00:42:45,510 --> 00:42:48,880
- What? Okay.
- And that breath.

992
00:42:48,882 --> 00:42:50,947
You're a toilet drinker,
am I right?

993
00:42:50,949 --> 00:42:54,017
Oh, all the time. I mean, I'm
completely gross, trust me.

994
00:42:54,019 --> 00:42:55,920
Wait. Hold up.
Is that a bald spot?

995
00:42:55,922 --> 00:42:58,322
- Yes. Yes, it is.
- You need some Rogaine, honey.

996
00:42:58,324 --> 00:42:59,893
[chuckles]
There you are.

997
00:43:01,193 --> 00:43:03,026
Come on, Poopsie.

998
00:43:03,028 --> 00:43:05,329
Oh, Mama's tired.

999
00:43:05,331 --> 00:43:08,999
Let's go home
and have some choco-drops, okay?

1000
00:43:09,001 --> 00:43:10,501
[gasps]

1001
00:43:10,503 --> 00:43:12,068
[snickering]

1002
00:43:12,070 --> 00:43:15,171
Persephones do not date baldies,
no fools, no long...

1003
00:43:15,173 --> 00:43:18,175
Girl, is it hot in here
or is it you?

1004
00:43:18,177 --> 00:43:20,978
Oh! I'm not touching that.
Check, please.

1005
00:43:20,980 --> 00:43:23,213
[laughs] Everything's better
with Sprinkles.

1006
00:43:23,215 --> 00:43:26,249
Due to the fact that you are
too pugly, good-bye.

1007
00:43:26,251 --> 00:43:29,452
[gasps]
Look, they are bonding already.

1008
00:43:29,454 --> 00:43:32,356
Can you imagine how glorious
their puppies will be?

1009
00:43:32,358 --> 00:43:33,657
P-P-Puppies?

1010
00:43:33,659 --> 00:43:35,992
[laughs] I...

1011
00:43:35,994 --> 00:43:37,630
[whimpers]

1012
00:43:39,364 --> 00:43:41,699
No.
No, I don't think so.

1013
00:43:41,701 --> 00:43:44,168
- What's that?
- My dog doesn't wanna do it.

1014
00:43:44,170 --> 00:43:47,237
[laughs] What do you care
what your dog wants?

1015
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:48,474
Well...

1016
00:43:50,175 --> 00:43:53,344
I think everyone deserves
to choose love for themselves,

1017
00:43:53,346 --> 00:43:56,079
even if they are a dog.

1018
00:43:56,081 --> 00:43:58,449
- Huh. What do you know.
- Will you excuse me?

1019
00:43:58,451 --> 00:44:00,184
Persephone, come.

1020
00:44:00,186 --> 00:44:03,454
Yes, honey.
Sashay away.

1021
00:44:03,456 --> 00:44:06,324
We never got a chance to...
talk about the...

1022
00:44:06,326 --> 00:44:08,059
Crisis averted.

1023
00:44:08,061 --> 00:44:09,459
For you and me both.

1024
00:44:09,461 --> 00:44:11,394
- So you found the panda?
- No.

1025
00:44:11,396 --> 00:44:13,197
I destroyed a terrible
photo of myself.

1026
00:44:13,199 --> 00:44:15,700
[sighs]
Did you learn anything?

1027
00:44:15,702 --> 00:44:17,434
Well, I don't know
if they're connected,

1028
00:44:17,436 --> 00:44:19,970
but something's going down
involving the Best in Show winner.

1029
00:44:19,972 --> 00:44:21,338
[gasps]

1030
00:44:21,340 --> 00:44:23,240
I'm gonna see if I can gain
some more insight tonight.

1031
00:44:23,242 --> 00:44:24,675
[sighs]
All right, come on.

1032
00:44:24,677 --> 00:44:27,079
Hopefully, for Ling Li's sake,
tomorrow's a better day.

1033
00:44:29,181 --> 00:44:31,349
[gasps] Whoa!

1034
00:44:31,351 --> 00:44:33,987
Hey! Hey!

1035
00:44:35,054 --> 00:44:36,354
Come back with my Poopsie!

1036
00:44:36,356 --> 00:44:38,755
- [barks]
- [gasps]

1037
00:44:38,757 --> 00:44:41,325
Oh, Poopsie,
there you are.

1038
00:44:41,327 --> 00:44:42,229
Come on, Poopsie.

1039
00:44:45,063 --> 00:44:48,199
Terribly sorry I'm late,
ladies and gentlemen.

1040
00:44:48,201 --> 00:44:50,333
The bidding starts
at a mere ten million

1041
00:44:50,335 --> 00:44:52,470
for this exquisite,

1042
00:44:52,472 --> 00:44:56,639
cherished
and most beautiful creature.

1043
00:44:56,641 --> 00:44:58,441
Can I get ten million?

1044
00:44:58,443 --> 00:45:00,443
Ten million from the man
in the suit.

1045
00:45:00,445 --> 00:45:04,016
[snoring]

1046
00:45:26,105 --> 00:45:27,505
You look amazing.

1047
00:45:27,507 --> 00:45:29,206
Thank you.

1048
00:45:29,208 --> 00:45:32,510
So, the mutt of many mysteries
wants some insider show tips.

1049
00:45:32,512 --> 00:45:34,311
Yes, I do.

1050
00:45:34,313 --> 00:45:36,347
You gotta give me
something first.

1051
00:45:36,349 --> 00:45:37,581
L-Like what?

1052
00:45:37,583 --> 00:45:41,052
Show me what it's like
on the outside.

1053
00:45:41,054 --> 00:45:42,586
You've never been
leash-less, have you?

1054
00:45:42,588 --> 00:45:45,055
[scoffs]
Don't make fun of me.

1055
00:45:45,057 --> 00:45:47,791
So, what do you do when you
aren't tied to someone?

1056
00:45:47,793 --> 00:45:49,159
Ha! Come on.

1057
00:45:49,161 --> 00:45:50,693
[dance music intro]

1058
00:45:50,695 --> 00:45:52,396
- On three. Ready?
- Oh, gosh.

1059
00:45:52,398 --> 00:45:53,430
- One...
- Okay.

1060
00:45:53,432 --> 00:45:55,432
- Two...
- Oh, I'm going to faint.

1061
00:45:55,434 --> 00:45:58,101
Three! Whoo-hoo!

1062
00:45:58,103 --> 00:46:00,438
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

1063
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,106
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

1064
00:46:03,108 --> 00:46:05,508
- Yeah!
- [laughs]

1065
00:46:05,510 --> 00:46:06,811
♪ Waiting for the moment
We can touch ♪

1066
00:46:06,813 --> 00:46:08,778
This is amazing, Max.

1067
00:46:08,780 --> 00:46:12,115
- What?
- I said this is amazing.

1068
00:46:12,117 --> 00:46:14,221
- [howls]
- Whoo! Vegas!

1069
00:46:18,657 --> 00:46:21,825
- Sean! Sean, wait!
- [Daisy, Max] Ta-da!

1070
00:46:21,827 --> 00:46:24,762
- [Max] Come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
- [Daisy] Sorry!

1071
00:46:24,764 --> 00:46:27,067
Whoa!

1072
00:46:28,867 --> 00:46:30,467
Another one. Two.

1073
00:46:30,469 --> 00:46:33,072
Another one. Another one.

1074
00:46:34,474 --> 00:46:36,840
[chef]
One, two. In the hat.

1075
00:46:36,842 --> 00:46:38,377
There you go.

1076
00:46:39,545 --> 00:46:41,244
Oh. This is some dinner.

1077
00:46:41,246 --> 00:46:43,581
And these are just
the appetizers.

1078
00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:45,619
For the main course I have
something really special.

1079
00:46:46,818 --> 00:46:49,588
♪ I'm staying up for love ♪

1080
00:46:52,824 --> 00:46:55,291
[sighs]
This is so beautiful.

1081
00:46:55,293 --> 00:46:58,662
All right.
Dinner is served.

1082
00:46:58,664 --> 00:47:01,565
[Daisy]
Oh, my gosh. Garbage.

1083
00:47:01,567 --> 00:47:04,300
- My favorite.
- Garbage? No.

1084
00:47:04,302 --> 00:47:08,171
This is the finest New York style
hot dog this city has to offer.

1085
00:47:08,173 --> 00:47:11,445
Oh, really?
In that case, I can't wait.

1086
00:47:12,911 --> 00:47:14,612
- Ooh.
- Oh, whoops.

1087
00:47:14,614 --> 00:47:15,912
[both laugh]

1088
00:47:15,914 --> 00:47:17,780
This is so romantic.

1089
00:47:17,782 --> 00:47:19,849
He's a-lady-
and-the-tramping her.

1090
00:47:19,851 --> 00:47:21,818
What?
You gotta be kidding me.

1091
00:47:21,820 --> 00:47:23,787
You guys flew
all the way out here?

1092
00:47:23,789 --> 00:47:25,389
Of course. Hello!

1093
00:47:25,391 --> 00:47:26,824
We follow all your cases.

1094
00:47:26,826 --> 00:47:28,559
And your kisses.

1095
00:47:28,561 --> 00:47:30,528
- Knock it off.
- Max, who are these guys?

1096
00:47:30,530 --> 00:47:33,264
Remember that time you went undercover
as an emotional support dog?

1097
00:47:33,266 --> 00:47:35,432
So sensitive. So vulnerable.

1098
00:47:35,434 --> 00:47:36,566
So dreamy.

1099
00:47:36,568 --> 00:47:38,601
- He cried.
- That was acting.

1100
00:47:38,603 --> 00:47:41,804
Just an undercover cop
doing his job.

1101
00:47:41,806 --> 00:47:43,474
- Get out of here. Scram.
- Wait.

1102
00:47:43,476 --> 00:47:45,342
So you're, what, a cop?

1103
00:47:45,344 --> 00:47:47,577
[sighs]

1104
00:47:47,579 --> 00:47:49,345
Y-Yes.

1105
00:47:49,347 --> 00:47:51,648
Yes, I am.
I'm working undercover.

1106
00:47:51,650 --> 00:47:53,583
As a show dog?

1107
00:47:53,585 --> 00:47:55,586
Yeah.
Can you believe it?

1108
00:47:55,588 --> 00:47:57,387
Prancing around
in stupid little circles,

1109
00:47:57,389 --> 00:47:59,822
looking pretty,
pretending I'm one...

1110
00:47:59,824 --> 00:48:01,391
- One of us?
- I know, right?

1111
00:48:01,393 --> 00:48:04,228
Can you imagine me acting
all fake and phony?

1112
00:48:04,230 --> 00:48:06,697
Wait. That's what you think
being a show dog is?

1113
00:48:06,699 --> 00:48:09,934
Well, yeah. I mean, dogs like me
are out there in the streets,

1114
00:48:09,936 --> 00:48:12,635
in the real world, doing
the real work, you know?

1115
00:48:12,637 --> 00:48:15,405
Yeah, I do know.

1116
00:48:15,407 --> 00:48:18,242
I know you think this thing that
I've devoted my entire life to

1117
00:48:18,244 --> 00:48:20,844
is fake and stupid
and shallow.

1118
00:48:20,846 --> 00:48:23,880
And you ask me out here why?
'Cause you like me?

1119
00:48:23,882 --> 00:48:25,916
Well, yeah, Daisy,
but I also...

1120
00:48:25,918 --> 00:48:29,586
But you don't respect me
or who I am or what I do.

1121
00:48:29,588 --> 00:48:31,588
Come on, Daisy,
it's not like that.

1122
00:48:31,590 --> 00:48:34,458
- Good luck on your case, Max.
- What? I...

1123
00:48:34,460 --> 00:48:37,494
Daisy, what about
the inside infor... Ah.

1124
00:48:37,496 --> 00:48:38,929
Awkward.

1125
00:48:38,931 --> 00:48:41,599
You, uh, need
a wingman, Max?

1126
00:48:41,601 --> 00:48:43,633
Oh, be strong, Max.

1127
00:48:43,635 --> 00:48:46,472
- I won't leave you, ever.
- [sighs]

1128
00:48:50,476 --> 00:48:52,746
[chattering]

1129
00:48:55,847 --> 00:48:58,249
We've got no suspects,

1130
00:48:58,251 --> 00:49:00,684
and if we get eliminated, we're
gonna lose all our access.

1131
00:49:00,686 --> 00:49:02,885
So no pressure then, huh?

1132
00:49:02,887 --> 00:49:05,021
Maybe that perp in New York
gave us bad information.

1133
00:49:05,023 --> 00:49:07,657
- Maybe the panda was never even here.
- [growling]

1134
00:49:07,659 --> 00:49:08,961
Hmm.

1135
00:49:11,329 --> 00:49:13,264
Your eyebrows
always been this uneven?

1136
00:49:13,266 --> 00:49:16,666
Competitors to the main stage
in five minutes, please.

1137
00:49:16,668 --> 00:49:18,034
- Five minutes.
- Oh, this is not good.

1138
00:49:18,036 --> 00:49:21,271
- Not good at all.
- Calm down.

1139
00:49:21,273 --> 00:49:24,374
You are about to go into
your biggest challenge yet,

1140
00:49:24,376 --> 00:49:25,842
and you have not
prepared at all.

1141
00:49:25,844 --> 00:49:27,478
You will be humiliated.

1142
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:30,282
Making me nervous isn't
gonna make it any better.

1143
00:49:32,018 --> 00:49:35,719
- There we go.
- You missed a spot, Frank.

1144
00:49:35,721 --> 00:49:38,557
You know what?
I think I missed a spot.

1145
00:49:40,693 --> 00:49:44,028
- Beautiful.
- [announcer] Daisy wins the herding group agility round!

1146
00:49:44,030 --> 00:49:46,429
Hey, Mr. Upstill.

1147
00:49:46,431 --> 00:49:48,999
[announcer] Please stand by while we
reset the stage for the working...

1148
00:49:49,001 --> 00:49:50,900
"Agility round."

1149
00:49:50,902 --> 00:49:53,570
Ho ho. I got this.

1150
00:49:53,572 --> 00:49:55,338
[announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen,

1151
00:49:55,340 --> 00:49:58,409
welcome to the Canini
Invitational disc competition.

1152
00:49:58,411 --> 00:50:00,443
- Go, Karma!
- Each dog must catch

1153
00:50:00,445 --> 00:50:02,813
and return discs
to the judges.

1154
00:50:02,815 --> 00:50:06,784
The first dog to return three
discs wins the competition.

1155
00:50:06,786 --> 00:50:08,954
Max, come on!

1156
00:50:13,759 --> 00:50:15,391
- [audience gasps]
- What?

1157
00:50:15,393 --> 00:50:17,327
- Whoa.
- Nice vertical.

1158
00:50:17,329 --> 00:50:19,762
[announcer] Dog number two, the
rottweiler, has returned all the discs.

1159
00:50:19,764 --> 00:50:21,764
He cannot do that.
Can he do that?

1160
00:50:21,766 --> 00:50:23,467
[announcer]
I can't believe my eyes.

1161
00:50:23,469 --> 00:50:25,034
- Let's see what the judges think.
- Number one.

1162
00:50:25,036 --> 00:50:26,603
That's right.

1163
00:50:26,605 --> 00:50:28,472
- [announcer] The rottweiler wins the round.
- Yes!

1164
00:50:28,474 --> 00:50:30,740
- [announcer] It's incredible.
- [Gabriel speaking Spanish]

1165
00:50:30,742 --> 00:50:32,742
- You blind or what?
- Sorry. I'm so sorry.

1166
00:50:32,744 --> 00:50:34,378
Well... Well-played.
Thank you.

1167
00:50:34,380 --> 00:50:36,646
[announcer] Round two.
The high jump competition.

1168
00:50:36,648 --> 00:50:38,317
[audience gasps]

1169
00:50:41,519 --> 00:50:43,720
[announcer] What's this?

1170
00:50:43,722 --> 00:50:46,789
The rottweiler wants the bars
set at a new record height.

1171
00:50:46,791 --> 00:50:48,060
Uh-huh.

1172
00:50:52,030 --> 00:50:54,365
- [audience cheers]
- Aha!

1173
00:50:54,367 --> 00:50:58,071
[announcer] I can't believe it.
The rottweiler does it again.

1174
00:50:59,371 --> 00:51:01,572
We are witnessing
history, folks.

1175
00:51:01,574 --> 00:51:02,608
He's a good jumper.

1176
00:51:04,110 --> 00:51:06,543
- [announcer] Round three.
- Go, Karma. Come on, come on.

1177
00:51:06,545 --> 00:51:10,847
- You can't push the river. It flows on its own.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

1178
00:51:10,849 --> 00:51:14,851
[announcer] And the komondor has a very
good run, putting him in first place.

1179
00:51:14,853 --> 00:51:17,022
Let's see
what the rottweiler can do.

1180
00:51:19,692 --> 00:51:23,927
And the rottweiler has
an amazing run of 17 seconds.

1181
00:51:23,929 --> 00:51:27,530
Ladies and gentlemen,
a new Canini record.

1182
00:51:27,532 --> 00:51:29,800
The final round.

1183
00:51:29,802 --> 00:51:33,137
An assault course combining
speed, agility, and intelligence.

1184
00:51:33,139 --> 00:51:37,410
The first dog to get their colored bag
back to the judges wins maximum points.

1185
00:51:43,014 --> 00:51:45,115
- [whistle blows]
- Hey!

1186
00:51:45,117 --> 00:51:47,450
You like the view?
Fresh bikini wax.

1187
00:51:47,452 --> 00:51:50,854
[announcer] The rottweiler goes
up to another competitor's tube.

1188
00:51:50,856 --> 00:51:52,155
[Max]
Over and out.

1189
00:51:52,157 --> 00:51:53,726
[announcer] I'm not even sure
if that's legal.

1190
00:51:55,527 --> 00:51:57,894
- Step off my tower.
- Yes. Sorry.

1191
00:51:57,896 --> 00:52:00,164
[announcer] And the boxer
has taken the lead.

1192
00:52:00,166 --> 00:52:02,499
Dang, how did
he get ahead of me?

1193
00:52:02,501 --> 00:52:03,703
Here goes nothing.

1194
00:52:04,869 --> 00:52:06,804
[announcer]
And the rottweiler,

1195
00:52:06,806 --> 00:52:11,008
he's jumping and he's...

1196
00:52:11,010 --> 00:52:15,077
- What just happened?
- Max, with the buzzer beater from half court.

1197
00:52:15,079 --> 00:52:16,947
[announcer] This is unprecedented,
ladies and gentlemen.

1198
00:52:16,949 --> 00:52:20,617
And the judges are checking
the rule books.

1199
00:52:20,619 --> 00:52:22,655
- Number one.
- [cheering]

1200
00:52:23,822 --> 00:52:26,023
[announcer]
An unknown rottweiler

1201
00:52:26,025 --> 00:52:29,226
is rewriting what it means to be
a show dog before our very eyes.

1202
00:52:29,228 --> 00:52:30,594
Good job, buddy!

1203
00:52:30,596 --> 00:52:33,666
Game, set, Max.

1204
00:52:36,001 --> 00:52:38,505
- [woman] Congratulations, Mr. Upstill.
- Thank you.

1205
00:52:42,507 --> 00:52:44,608
Whew! We did it, buddy.
You did a great job.

1206
00:52:44,610 --> 00:52:46,677
All right, guys.
I'm proud of you.

1207
00:52:46,679 --> 00:52:49,213
- Sorry, Karma. Can't win 'em all.
- No worries.

1208
00:52:49,215 --> 00:52:52,048
My happiness is
not dependent on outcomes.

1209
00:52:52,050 --> 00:52:54,617
Plus, I have four rings,
three finals MVP's,

1210
00:52:54,619 --> 00:52:56,119
15 All-Star appearances,

1211
00:52:56,121 --> 00:52:58,588
and, yes,
I'm a Hall of Famer.

1212
00:52:58,590 --> 00:53:00,590
- Namaste.
- Okay.

1213
00:53:00,592 --> 00:53:02,226
Mr. Upstill,
congratulations.

1214
00:53:02,228 --> 00:53:05,963
- That is one incredible dog.
- He is. Thank you.

1215
00:53:05,965 --> 00:53:08,699
- Reset the stage for the toy group, please.
- Bravo.

1216
00:53:08,701 --> 00:53:12,001
- What's wrong?
- I can't help but to feel pity for these champions.

1217
00:53:12,003 --> 00:53:13,503
Because they lost?

1218
00:53:13,505 --> 00:53:16,539
Because they were denied
their glory

1219
00:53:16,541 --> 00:53:19,642
by your unorthodox
showboating.

1220
00:53:19,644 --> 00:53:21,512
Oh, come on.
It's just a dog show.

1221
00:53:21,514 --> 00:53:23,112
Non, this is more.

1222
00:53:23,114 --> 00:53:26,682
This is the one place you
can be proud to be yourself,

1223
00:53:26,684 --> 00:53:29,586
no matter if you
are big or fat,

1224
00:53:29,588 --> 00:53:31,088
furry or bald,

1225
00:53:31,090 --> 00:53:35,525
or a tiny papillon
from a pig farm in Belgium.

1226
00:53:35,527 --> 00:53:38,729
This is
the Canini Invitational.

1227
00:53:38,731 --> 00:53:42,099
It is not just
a dog show, monsieur.

1228
00:53:42,101 --> 00:53:44,534
What? What did I say?

1229
00:53:44,536 --> 00:53:47,637
Whoa! That not caring thing
is so alpha.

1230
00:53:47,639 --> 00:53:49,873
Oh, man, let me try it. Let me try.
[clears throat]

1231
00:53:49,875 --> 00:53:51,575
"Hey, I'm Max.

1232
00:53:51,577 --> 00:53:53,744
You know, dog shows
are so stupid.

1233
00:53:53,746 --> 00:53:56,947
I'll probably forget all your
names after this weekend,

1234
00:53:56,949 --> 00:53:58,315
except Sprinkles.

1235
00:53:58,317 --> 00:54:00,253
I wish he was
my best friend."

1236
00:54:01,554 --> 00:54:03,019
[sighs]

1237
00:54:03,021 --> 00:54:06,659
[sighs] I wish
the same thing too, Max.

1238
00:54:08,293 --> 00:54:10,994
Hey, congratulations. It's good.
Winning bought you some time.

1239
00:54:10,996 --> 00:54:13,896
Which is a good thing. When
it comes to kidnappings,

1240
00:54:13,898 --> 00:54:17,202
- one wrong move could...
- [together] ...jeopardize the victim's safety.

1241
00:54:18,704 --> 00:54:20,704
You really know
your stuff.

1242
00:54:20,706 --> 00:54:22,075
Unfortunately.

1243
00:54:24,809 --> 00:54:28,213
I never did ask you how you
got involved with the FBI.

1244
00:54:29,248 --> 00:54:32,349
A few years ago, um,

1245
00:54:32,351 --> 00:54:36,556
a border collie
that I was handling was stolen.

1246
00:54:39,023 --> 00:54:40,757
Really?

1247
00:54:40,759 --> 00:54:43,193
Yeah. Uh, his name
was Jasper.

1248
00:54:43,195 --> 00:54:46,128
He was, like, the sweetest
thing you ever saw.

1249
00:54:46,130 --> 00:54:48,030
Jasper's a cute name.

1250
00:54:48,032 --> 00:54:50,666
He would run in these little
circles around all the kids,

1251
00:54:50,668 --> 00:54:53,036
and I don't know if it's 'cause
he thought they were sheep

1252
00:54:53,038 --> 00:54:55,240
or maybe he just thought
they were vulnerable, but...

1253
00:54:57,009 --> 00:54:59,711
I think that he just wanted
to protect everybody.

1254
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,646
But I couldn't
protect him, you know.

1255
00:55:03,648 --> 00:55:06,719
I'm... so sorry.

1256
00:55:12,925 --> 00:55:14,958
Jasper was worth
a lot of money, right?

1257
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:17,360
He's a world champion,
so he's worth millions.

1258
00:55:17,362 --> 00:55:19,762
You see, I think
this is all connected.

1259
00:55:19,764 --> 00:55:22,868
See, I think these people, they didn't
just come here to sell a panda.

1260
00:55:24,737 --> 00:55:26,637
They came here
to steal a dog.

1261
00:55:26,639 --> 00:55:29,139
- Okay, but which one?
- I don't know. Which one's the most valuable?

1262
00:55:29,141 --> 00:55:31,307
- Whoever wins Best in Show.
- [Max] Oh, yeah.

1263
00:55:31,309 --> 00:55:32,909
Now we are cooking
with gas, people.

1264
00:55:32,911 --> 00:55:34,347
[barks]

1265
00:55:35,079 --> 00:55:37,113
Hola, hola.

1266
00:55:37,115 --> 00:55:39,782
Ah, Gabriel.

1267
00:55:39,784 --> 00:55:41,351
I'm so sorry
about Karma.

1268
00:55:41,353 --> 00:55:43,789
Ah. It's what
the universe wanted, I suppose.

1269
00:55:45,356 --> 00:55:47,724
- Congratulations, Mr. Upstill.
- Thank you.

1270
00:55:47,726 --> 00:55:49,959
Nothing could change
how I feel about this guy.

1271
00:55:49,961 --> 00:55:53,229
I don't dwell on the past. The
present is its own present.

1272
00:55:53,231 --> 00:55:55,365
[Gabriel] I just came
to thank you. Really.

1273
00:55:55,367 --> 00:55:57,034
We'll be leaving tomorrow,

1274
00:55:57,036 --> 00:55:59,735
but we wanna reserve your
services again for next year.

1275
00:55:59,737 --> 00:56:02,204
[Mattie] Of course.
It'd be my pleasure.

1276
00:56:02,206 --> 00:56:04,840
- [Gabriel] Thank you, as always, Mattie.
- Wet-Naps, lavender scented.

1277
00:56:04,842 --> 00:56:06,712
- [Mattie] Have a good trip.
- My friend.

1278
00:56:08,847 --> 00:56:10,249
Let's go.
[speaks Spanish]

1279
00:56:11,349 --> 00:56:13,717
- Deputies, on my six.
- Yes, sir.

1280
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:14,987
Ooh. Code. I like it.

1281
00:56:21,260 --> 00:56:24,226
Because I know exactly
what I'm doing. Yeah.

1282
00:56:24,228 --> 00:56:26,832
They will have to triple that
for a Best in Show.

1283
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,800
Why are we doing this?

1284
00:56:30,802 --> 00:56:33,436
Gabriel is a pillar
of the community.

1285
00:56:33,438 --> 00:56:36,472
We're doing this
because it's fun. Ha ha!

1286
00:56:36,474 --> 00:56:38,407
Yeah, right.
I'm being crazy.

1287
00:56:38,409 --> 00:56:41,744
Half the world
uses Wet-Naps, right?

1288
00:56:41,746 --> 00:56:44,847
[Sprinkles] Hey, I recognize that
guy from the warehouse party.

1289
00:56:44,849 --> 00:56:46,717
He smelled funny then too.

1290
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:48,751
What is that peculiar scent?

1291
00:56:48,753 --> 00:56:52,054
That scent is bear.
Panda bear.

1292
00:56:52,056 --> 00:56:54,090
Gabriel is the smuggler.

1293
00:56:54,092 --> 00:56:55,391
- Whoa.
- Go get Frank.

1294
00:56:55,393 --> 00:56:56,927
Philippe and I'll
corner him, okay?

1295
00:56:56,929 --> 00:56:58,161
Yes, sir.

1296
00:56:58,163 --> 00:57:00,429
On the count of three,
we jump out and growl.

1297
00:57:00,431 --> 00:57:03,400
The plastic surgery makes
only the smiling possible.

1298
00:57:03,402 --> 00:57:05,168
Oh, grow some balls.
I'll do it alone.

1299
00:57:05,170 --> 00:57:06,903
[Gabriel] I'm gonna have
the Best in Show.

1300
00:57:06,905 --> 00:57:09,139
- [barking]
- Hey, hey, hey.

1301
00:57:09,141 --> 00:57:12,075
- You are under arrest.
- [speaking Spanish]

1302
00:57:12,077 --> 00:57:14,478
Is this violence and anger
really what's in your heart?

1303
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:15,912
Step aside.

1304
00:57:15,914 --> 00:57:18,115
Let us meditate
on the situation.

1305
00:57:18,117 --> 00:57:21,184
Yama, yama, yama, yama.
I don't see you guys meditating.

1306
00:57:21,186 --> 00:57:24,186
I'm not kidding, Doggy Lama.
Step aside.

1307
00:57:24,188 --> 00:57:28,758
[Karma] Future me forgives
past you for present us.

1308
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,396
What?

1309
00:57:33,331 --> 00:57:34,498
[barking]

1310
00:57:34,500 --> 00:57:36,398
Frank.

1311
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:39,235
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What's going on?

1312
00:57:39,237 --> 00:57:42,238
It's Gabriel. He's the smuggler.
He has the panda.

1313
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,173
- Max, what's wrong with you?
- The panda.

1314
00:57:44,175 --> 00:57:46,242
The cute little fuzzy thing
about this size.

1315
00:57:46,244 --> 00:57:48,845
- What? What? What?
- Ah, come on, Frank. Don't you get it?

1316
00:57:48,847 --> 00:57:50,347
- Hey!
- Easy, boy.

1317
00:57:50,349 --> 00:57:52,849
- What's going on?
- This dog attacked a man

1318
00:57:52,851 --> 00:57:55,351
and is being remanded to
city custody for 24 hours.

1319
00:57:55,353 --> 00:57:57,787
- Max doesn't attack people.
- I'm sorry, sir.

1320
00:57:57,789 --> 00:58:00,023
He attacked
a Mr. Gabriel Esteban.

1321
00:58:00,025 --> 00:58:01,458
Is Gabriel all right?

1322
00:58:01,460 --> 00:58:03,459
He's fine, but he's alerted us
to this public safety threat.

1323
00:58:03,461 --> 00:58:05,528
- This is bs.
- Max.

1324
00:58:05,530 --> 00:58:07,998
Gabriel's got the panda and
he's trying to get rid of me.

1325
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,534
- Hey, take it easy on him.
- Max! Max!

1326
00:58:10,536 --> 00:58:12,034
- No, leave him!
- Max.

1327
00:58:12,036 --> 00:58:15,171
No! I'm not the one
you should be arresting.

1328
00:58:15,173 --> 00:58:17,874
- Max!
- Why can't people understand what dogs say?

1329
00:58:17,876 --> 00:58:19,909
- [Philippe] No! No!
- Philippe, tell them.

1330
00:58:19,911 --> 00:58:21,411
- He is innocent!
- Frank!

1331
00:58:21,413 --> 00:58:23,782
Max! Max!

1332
00:58:26,117 --> 00:58:28,450
- Why would Max go after Gabriel?
- I don't know.

1333
00:58:28,452 --> 00:58:31,121
- What do you know about him?
- He's been a client for years.

1334
00:58:31,123 --> 00:58:33,490
I've been to events
in three continents with him.

1335
00:58:33,492 --> 00:58:38,260
He must have done something. I
mean, Max is a trained police dog.

1336
00:58:38,262 --> 00:58:40,329
Look, you said it
yourself, right?

1337
00:58:40,331 --> 00:58:42,201
He's got
anger issues sometimes.

1338
00:58:44,068 --> 00:58:46,972
[sighs] Something here
just doesn't add up.

1339
00:59:17,101 --> 00:59:18,403
Fool me once, shame on you.

1340
00:59:19,471 --> 00:59:22,407
You fool me twice,
shame on me.

1341
00:59:32,583 --> 00:59:34,186
[sighs]

1342
00:59:35,487 --> 00:59:37,923
[barking]

1343
00:59:38,623 --> 00:59:39,923
Hey.

1344
00:59:39,925 --> 00:59:42,157
Hey there, bud.

1345
00:59:42,159 --> 00:59:43,525
You're a good
little dude, huh?

1346
00:59:43,527 --> 00:59:44,994
- Oh, sorry.
- Oh, that's okay.

1347
00:59:44,996 --> 00:59:47,197
Down, boy.

1348
00:59:47,199 --> 00:59:49,432
Oh. My apologies.

1349
00:59:49,434 --> 00:59:53,168
He just has so much energy from being
pent up all day clearing customs.

1350
00:59:53,170 --> 00:59:56,373
Such a dreadful amount of paperwork
to bring a dog into the country.

1351
00:59:56,375 --> 00:59:57,941
I know. Me too.

1352
00:59:57,943 --> 00:59:59,111
Customs.

1353
01:00:00,344 --> 01:00:01,443
Right.

1354
01:00:01,445 --> 01:00:03,914
Sloth. Python.

1355
01:00:03,916 --> 01:00:06,152
Bengal tiger.
Dozens more.

1356
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:11,921
Gabriel was at all
the animal kidnappings,

1357
01:00:11,923 --> 01:00:15,191
each one coinciding
with an international dog show.

1358
01:00:15,193 --> 01:00:18,295
Max was right.
He is a very bad man.

1359
01:00:18,297 --> 01:00:22,432
You would know this already if you
bothered to learn our language.

1360
01:00:22,434 --> 01:00:24,971
[laughs]
Lazy American.

1361
01:00:26,304 --> 01:00:27,973
Max must have known.

1362
01:00:32,643 --> 01:00:33,578
[door opens]

1363
01:00:35,614 --> 01:00:38,548
Come on.
We've got a panda to save.

1364
01:00:38,550 --> 01:00:39,919
[barks]

1365
01:00:43,255 --> 01:00:44,521
[Philippe]
I don't understand.

1366
01:00:44,523 --> 01:00:47,456
Why doesn't he just
arrest Gabriel?

1367
01:00:47,458 --> 01:00:50,427
Because that would alert the
other members of his syndicate.

1368
01:00:50,429 --> 01:00:52,262
We need to have Gabriel
lead us to her.

1369
01:00:52,264 --> 01:00:54,430
And how do you
propose to do that?

1370
01:00:54,432 --> 01:00:57,633
By becoming the most
valuable dog in the show.

1371
01:00:57,635 --> 01:00:59,101
You mean you...

1372
01:00:59,103 --> 01:01:01,438
I'm gonna have Gabriel
steal me.

1373
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:03,505
Max, what if you actually
won the whole show?

1374
01:01:03,507 --> 01:01:06,443
Then you'd be able to lead us right
to Ling Li. What do you say, partner?

1375
01:01:06,445 --> 01:01:08,478
Well, it's official.

1376
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:11,246
[singsongy] Max has a partner.
He so has a partner.

1377
01:01:11,248 --> 01:01:14,117
Hey, you do remember
I bite, right?

1378
01:01:14,119 --> 01:01:17,119
You will need more than sharp
teeth to win this competition.

1379
01:01:17,121 --> 01:01:19,557
And the finals are tonight.
[gasps] Mon Dieu.

1380
01:01:20,692 --> 01:01:22,628
[Philippe]
Cue the montage.

1381
01:01:24,563 --> 01:01:26,465
[man] Super bad.

1382
01:01:31,635 --> 01:01:32,769
Super bad.

1383
01:01:32,771 --> 01:01:34,640
Max, you're
gonna love it.

1384
01:01:35,539 --> 01:01:37,007
Uh, no.

1385
01:01:37,009 --> 01:01:38,141
[women]
♪ Super bad ♪

1386
01:01:38,143 --> 01:01:41,144
[Philippe] Work together.
Move as one.

1387
01:01:41,146 --> 01:01:43,380
Trust your partner
and look happy.

1388
01:01:43,382 --> 01:01:45,447
- Oh, I got your happy.
- Merde!

1389
01:01:45,449 --> 01:01:48,617
[Philippe] Think as one.
His thoughts are your thoughts.

1390
01:01:48,619 --> 01:01:49,654
♪ Super bad ♪

1391
01:01:51,188 --> 01:01:52,290
Yeah.

1392
01:01:55,059 --> 01:01:56,226
[man] Damn.

1393
01:01:56,228 --> 01:01:57,526
- ♪ Super bad ♪
- Yes, gentlemen.

1394
01:01:57,528 --> 01:01:58,628
Good, man. Good.
Good job.

1395
01:01:58,630 --> 01:01:59,628
[Philippe] Bravo!

1396
01:01:59,630 --> 01:02:01,130
♪ Super bad ♪

1397
01:02:01,132 --> 01:02:02,432
Good job.

1398
01:02:02,434 --> 01:02:04,700
♪ Super bad ♪

1399
01:02:04,702 --> 01:02:06,038
Mmm.

1400
01:02:08,039 --> 01:02:09,407
I think
I got an eyeball.

1401
01:02:15,179 --> 01:02:20,249
All aboard
the nappy-time express!

1402
01:02:23,521 --> 01:02:25,655
Hey, Max.

1403
01:02:25,657 --> 01:02:27,389
Great job today,
buddy.

1404
01:02:27,391 --> 01:02:28,693
I'm proud of you.

1405
01:02:30,161 --> 01:02:32,362
Aw.

1406
01:02:32,364 --> 01:02:34,764
Oh, what the heck. Ha.

1407
01:02:34,766 --> 01:02:35,768
Just this once.

1408
01:02:37,436 --> 01:02:39,438
[sighs] Hey, boy.

1409
01:02:54,251 --> 01:02:56,086
[announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen,

1410
01:02:56,088 --> 01:02:58,588
the Canini Invitational
welcomes you

1411
01:02:58,590 --> 01:03:02,791
to the final round
of this elite competition.

1412
01:03:02,793 --> 01:03:04,293
Tonight we will determine...

1413
01:03:04,295 --> 01:03:06,463
Tracking on. Good.

1414
01:03:06,465 --> 01:03:08,231
Here we go, buddy.

1415
01:03:08,233 --> 01:03:10,432
[announcer]
...win Best in Show.

1416
01:03:10,434 --> 01:03:14,204
No, you cannot wear that
hideous fashion faux pas.

1417
01:03:14,206 --> 01:03:16,873
This collar has a GPS in it.

1418
01:03:16,875 --> 01:03:19,108
- Good luck, Mr. Upstill.
- Thank you very much.

1419
01:03:19,110 --> 01:03:21,811
After I win,
I let Gabriel steal me.

1420
01:03:21,813 --> 01:03:23,479
Then Frank will
track me to Ling Li.

1421
01:03:23,481 --> 01:03:25,782
So your life may depend
on you wearing that collar?

1422
01:03:25,784 --> 01:03:27,282
Yep.

1423
01:03:27,284 --> 01:03:29,318
Not worth it.

1424
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:32,157
- [beeping]
- Oh, there we go. Okay.

1425
01:03:34,391 --> 01:03:35,891
Here we go.

1426
01:03:35,893 --> 01:03:37,827
- Showtime.
- [Philippe] Dear Lord,

1427
01:03:37,829 --> 01:03:42,398
please forgive my student's ignorance
and guide him towards victory.

1428
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:43,833
Ladies and gentlemen,

1429
01:03:43,835 --> 01:03:48,173
will the Best in Show contenders
please proceed backstage.

1430
01:03:49,708 --> 01:03:51,907
Hey, so I, uh...

1431
01:03:51,909 --> 01:03:54,744
Not now, Max. I've got a
dumb dog show to focus on.

1432
01:03:54,746 --> 01:03:55,845
Wait. Daisy, wait.

1433
01:03:55,847 --> 01:03:58,748
Introductions
in 60 seconds, Chauncey.

1434
01:03:58,750 --> 01:04:00,883
Fully aware, my good man.

1435
01:04:00,885 --> 01:04:02,885
Mr. Upstill, good luck.

1436
01:04:02,887 --> 01:04:04,487
- [announcer] Two-time national champion...
- You're sixth.

1437
01:04:04,489 --> 01:04:06,356
Okay. Thank you.

1438
01:04:06,358 --> 01:04:11,161
[announcer]...long-haired group,
Afghan number three, Sebastian!

1439
01:04:11,163 --> 01:04:13,695
[cheering]

1440
01:04:13,697 --> 01:04:16,298
[announcer] A Nevada local,

1441
01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:20,202
infamous for her hashtag
"chow power,"

1442
01:04:20,204 --> 01:04:22,572
the winner
of the exotic group, chow...

1443
01:04:22,574 --> 01:04:23,840
Don't bite me.

1444
01:04:23,842 --> 01:04:25,874
Listen, Chauncey.

1445
01:04:25,876 --> 01:04:28,746
Time, she gives us
the perspective.

1446
01:04:30,581 --> 01:04:32,815
Still, this must be said.

1447
01:04:32,817 --> 01:04:36,251
What happened between us
was not all your fault.

1448
01:04:36,253 --> 01:04:39,222
Perhaps had I more confidence,

1449
01:04:39,224 --> 01:04:40,657
I would have stopped
the madness.

1450
01:04:40,659 --> 01:04:43,559
But, alas, I was not able.

1451
01:04:43,561 --> 01:04:48,363
Now life has taken us
on separate paths,

1452
01:04:48,365 --> 01:04:49,766
and I accept it.

1453
01:04:49,768 --> 01:04:53,503
I am done living
with the resentments.

1454
01:04:53,505 --> 01:04:56,842
I wish you bon chance,
my friend.

1455
01:05:00,811 --> 01:05:03,845
Philippe, you are
the finest competitor

1456
01:05:03,847 --> 01:05:06,451
I ever had the honor
of working with.

1457
01:05:14,525 --> 01:05:17,793
What are you doing? Get my
masters hand off you right now.

1458
01:05:17,795 --> 01:05:19,729
Yap, yap, yap.

1459
01:05:19,731 --> 01:05:21,597
- [announcer] And next...
- Should have stuck with papillons.

1460
01:05:21,599 --> 01:05:23,333
...five-time winner
of Best in Show,

1461
01:05:23,335 --> 01:05:25,767
your champion...

1462
01:05:25,769 --> 01:05:28,438
[together]
Chauncey Middleton.

1463
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:30,340
And the winner
of the toy group,

1464
01:05:30,342 --> 01:05:34,943
Yorkshire terrier
numero uno, Dante!

1465
01:05:34,945 --> 01:05:36,878
[Dante]
Yes, thank you. Thank you.

1466
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:38,616
It's me.
Paparazzi, this way.

1467
01:05:43,021 --> 01:05:46,322
You know, I was watching
you and Max at practice today.

1468
01:05:46,324 --> 01:05:48,523
- You guys have both come a really long way.
- Thanks.

1469
01:05:48,525 --> 01:05:49,858
Yeah.

1470
01:05:49,860 --> 01:05:53,463
Look, Mattie, I figured out
who the smuggler is.

1471
01:05:53,465 --> 01:05:55,898
- And I need you to keep an open mind.
- Okay.

1472
01:05:55,900 --> 01:05:57,867
[announcer] And the winner
of the working group...

1473
01:05:57,869 --> 01:05:59,034
We can talk
about it after.

1474
01:05:59,036 --> 01:06:00,769
...first-time competitor...

1475
01:06:00,771 --> 01:06:02,771
[exhales] Come on, buddy.
Let's win this thing.

1476
01:06:02,773 --> 01:06:05,775
[announcer] ...a fan favorite
here at the Canini.

1477
01:06:05,777 --> 01:06:08,344
What will he do next?

1478
01:06:08,346 --> 01:06:12,315
The rottweiler Max!

1479
01:06:12,317 --> 01:06:13,652
[cheering]

1480
01:06:15,019 --> 01:06:17,753
[announcer] And the winner
of the herding group,

1481
01:06:17,755 --> 01:06:20,722
a delight
with a pep in her step,

1482
01:06:20,724 --> 01:06:23,860
the Australian Shepherd, Daisy,

1483
01:06:23,862 --> 01:06:25,662
and her handler,

1484
01:06:25,664 --> 01:06:27,496
three-time winner,

1485
01:06:27,498 --> 01:06:29,834
Mattie Smith!

1486
01:06:30,934 --> 01:06:32,635
And there you have it.

1487
01:06:32,637 --> 01:06:37,407
These are the most successful
show dogs in the world.

1488
01:06:37,409 --> 01:06:40,342
- Canine crème de la crème.
- [female judge] Thank you.

1489
01:06:40,344 --> 01:06:41,711
[announcer]
So before the announcement

1490
01:06:41,713 --> 01:06:44,579
of this year's
Canini Supreme Champion,

1491
01:06:44,581 --> 01:06:48,050
there's just one more hurdle.

1492
01:06:48,052 --> 01:06:50,586
The judge's inspection.

1493
01:06:50,588 --> 01:06:51,787
[man]
♪ When I walk on by ♪

1494
01:06:51,789 --> 01:06:53,690
♪ Girls be looking
Like, "Damn, he fly" ♪

1495
01:06:53,692 --> 01:06:55,724
♪ I pimp to the beat ♪

1496
01:06:55,726 --> 01:06:58,528
Good to see you, Alex.
Have you lost weight?

1497
01:06:58,530 --> 01:07:00,496
Fabulous condition.

1498
01:07:00,498 --> 01:07:01,930
♪ Girl, look at that body ♪

1499
01:07:01,932 --> 01:07:03,599
[Dante] Thank you.

1500
01:07:03,601 --> 01:07:05,501
♪ I work out ♪

1501
01:07:05,503 --> 01:07:07,769
♪ When I walk in the spot ♪

1502
01:07:07,771 --> 01:07:09,639
♪ This is what I see ♪

1503
01:07:09,641 --> 01:07:13,008
♪ Everybody stops
And they're staring at me ♪

1504
01:07:13,010 --> 01:07:16,945
♪ I got passion in my pants And
I ain't afraid To show it ♪

1505
01:07:16,947 --> 01:07:20,816
♪ Show it, show it, show it
Show it, show it, show it ♪

1506
01:07:20,818 --> 01:07:21,883
[fading]
♪ Show it ♪

1507
01:07:21,885 --> 01:07:25,824
[heartbeat thumping, faint]

1508
01:07:41,672 --> 01:07:43,572
[song begins]
♪ I'm sexy and I know it ♪

1509
01:07:43,574 --> 01:07:46,010
[electro hip-hop playing]

1510
01:07:47,846 --> 01:07:49,612
♪ I'm sexy and I know it ♪

1511
01:07:49,614 --> 01:07:51,380
- You did it, buddy!
- Bravo!

1512
01:07:51,382 --> 01:07:52,884
- ♪ I'm sexy and I know it ♪
- You did it!

1513
01:08:00,824 --> 01:08:04,797
[announcer] This is it,
the moment of truth.

1514
01:08:06,063 --> 01:08:08,130
Which dog will be crowned

1515
01:08:08,132 --> 01:08:14,103
this year's Canini Invitational
Champion of Champions?

1516
01:08:14,105 --> 01:08:16,873
[judge] The winner,
Best in Show, number one.

1517
01:08:16,875 --> 01:08:21,977
[announcer] This year's Canini
Invitational champion, Daisy!

1518
01:08:21,979 --> 01:08:23,915
- Yeah!
- I did it!

1519
01:08:25,082 --> 01:08:27,985
She won.
She really did it.

1520
01:08:34,024 --> 01:08:36,561
Thank you. Thank you.

1521
01:08:37,962 --> 01:08:39,528
- Thank you.
- Unbelievable.

1522
01:08:39,530 --> 01:08:41,798
You just cost me
three million pounds.

1523
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:44,032
What? You were
going to sell me?

1524
01:08:44,034 --> 01:08:45,535
Chauncey, wait!

1525
01:08:45,537 --> 01:08:47,373
[Mattie]
It was all her.

1526
01:08:48,506 --> 01:08:49,805
- Thank you so much.
- Oh, no.

1527
01:08:49,807 --> 01:08:52,541
All right, buddy.

1528
01:08:52,543 --> 01:08:54,177
We'd better warn Mattie
that Daisy's in danger.

1529
01:08:54,179 --> 01:08:55,945
- Yeah, let's do it.
- Come on.

1530
01:08:55,947 --> 01:08:58,548
[man] Miss Smith, would you
and your dog kindly allow me

1531
01:08:58,550 --> 01:09:00,183
to escort you
to the press room?

1532
01:09:00,185 --> 01:09:01,983
Of course. Come on, baby.

1533
01:09:01,985 --> 01:09:03,553
- [man] Follow me.
- [Mattie] Come on.

1534
01:09:03,555 --> 01:09:04,821
- [man] Excuse us.
- [Max] Here we go.

1535
01:09:04,823 --> 01:09:06,458
Excuse me. Mattie?

1536
01:09:09,461 --> 01:09:11,160
- Where'd they go?
- Mattie!

1537
01:09:11,162 --> 01:09:12,727
Hey!

1538
01:09:12,729 --> 01:09:15,063
- Mattie!
- Sure. Thank you.

1539
01:09:15,065 --> 01:09:16,132
Excuse me. Mattie!

1540
01:09:16,134 --> 01:09:17,200
Daisy!

1541
01:09:17,202 --> 01:09:18,570
Let me go!

1542
01:09:19,737 --> 01:09:21,838
- [tires squealing]
- Daisy.

1543
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:24,706
Mattie. Are you okay?
What happened?

1544
01:09:24,708 --> 01:09:25,743
Where's Daisy?

1545
01:09:27,110 --> 01:09:28,910
Daisy!

1546
01:09:28,912 --> 01:09:31,115
Daisy!

1547
01:09:33,016 --> 01:09:34,217
- Come on.
- Where is she?

1548
01:09:34,219 --> 01:09:36,052
Max, come on.

1549
01:09:36,054 --> 01:09:37,919
- [Midge] Oh, this is tragic.
- Wait. What?

1550
01:09:37,921 --> 01:09:40,623
The love of his life
ripped out of his paws.

1551
01:09:40,625 --> 01:09:42,991
- Thrown in a van. Hey!
- Oh!

1552
01:09:42,993 --> 01:09:45,628
- Is the big chase about to start?
- Wait. What did you just say?

1553
01:09:45,630 --> 01:09:47,530
Hey, is the...

1554
01:09:47,532 --> 01:09:49,130
- No, about the van.
- Sorry.

1555
01:09:49,132 --> 01:09:51,099
- Where did they go?
- [pigeons] That way.

1556
01:09:51,101 --> 01:09:53,870
I never thought I'd say this,
but I need backup.

1557
01:09:53,872 --> 01:09:55,271
Sure thing, Maxi.

1558
01:09:55,273 --> 01:09:57,874
Should we, uh, call someone?

1559
01:09:57,876 --> 01:10:00,576
No, you.
I need eyes in the sky.

1560
01:10:00,578 --> 01:10:04,112
- Yes!
- [pigeons] Pigeon PD on the case!

1561
01:10:04,114 --> 01:10:05,882
- Ooh!
- [pigeons] Regroup!

1562
01:10:05,884 --> 01:10:08,951
Here, take my collar. Find
the van and drop it on top.

1563
01:10:08,953 --> 01:10:11,521
- [pigeons] Yeah!
- Our first case.

1564
01:10:11,523 --> 01:10:14,290
Oh! It feels
like we're real cops.

1565
01:10:14,292 --> 01:10:17,559
Oh, yes. We finally get
to use our catchphrase.

1566
01:10:17,561 --> 01:10:19,528
[clears throat]
Birds of a feather...

1567
01:10:19,530 --> 01:10:21,533
[pigeons]
...fight crime together!

1568
01:10:24,068 --> 01:10:26,635
- Max, what are you waiting for?
- [Mattie] Max, get in.

1569
01:10:26,637 --> 01:10:28,236
- Hey, what happened to your collar?
- [beeping]

1570
01:10:28,238 --> 01:10:30,171
It's Max's GPS.
It's moving.

1571
01:10:30,173 --> 01:10:32,674
- But how?
- No idea.

1572
01:10:32,676 --> 01:10:34,045
Shall we follow it?
Get in.

1573
01:10:36,613 --> 01:10:37,812
[engine revs]

1574
01:10:37,814 --> 01:10:38,513
[Sprinkles] Bye, Max!

1575
01:10:38,515 --> 01:10:40,782
Bon chance,
my friends!

1576
01:10:40,784 --> 01:10:42,919
I'm gonna miss him so much.

1577
01:10:42,921 --> 01:10:46,289
We was home dogs,
you know? Tight.

1578
01:10:46,291 --> 01:10:48,190
He was my worst student,
you know.

1579
01:10:48,192 --> 01:10:50,660
Yet I have never
been more proud.

1580
01:10:50,662 --> 01:10:54,263
I'm proud to be
a deputy to a real cop.

1581
01:10:54,265 --> 01:10:56,866
Speaking of,
we must continue our duties.

1582
01:10:56,868 --> 01:11:00,702
Perhaps by investigating
the after-party?

1583
01:11:00,704 --> 01:11:01,970
Ah, heck, yeah.

1584
01:11:01,972 --> 01:11:04,272
I'm gonna solve the case
of the blue frosting.

1585
01:11:04,274 --> 01:11:08,910
Oh, how are we supposed to find an
unmarked van in all of Las Vegas?

1586
01:11:08,912 --> 01:11:11,046
Simple, Midge.
We'll just...

1587
01:11:11,048 --> 01:11:12,113
[pigeons] Whoa!

1588
01:11:12,115 --> 01:11:14,983
[beeping]

1589
01:11:14,985 --> 01:11:16,889
Okay, now it's going that way.

1590
01:11:19,023 --> 01:11:21,022
No, no, no, wait.
It's all over the place.

1591
01:11:21,024 --> 01:11:22,991
- This is nuts.
- Yeah, I know.

1592
01:11:22,993 --> 01:11:24,960
- But this is...
- [together] ...our only chance to save Daisy.

1593
01:11:24,962 --> 01:11:26,227
Hey, hey.
There it is.

1594
01:11:26,229 --> 01:11:27,929
Pigeon PD, dive.

1595
01:11:27,931 --> 01:11:29,665
Eagle's Claw, go in.

1596
01:11:29,667 --> 01:11:31,666
Roger, roger,
Captain Condor.

1597
01:11:31,668 --> 01:11:33,102
I thought
I was Eagle's Claw.

1598
01:11:33,104 --> 01:11:34,903
No. You're Falcon.

1599
01:11:34,905 --> 01:11:38,374
I can't be Falcon. Falcons
ate my entire family.

1600
01:11:38,376 --> 01:11:40,244
- Oh, right.
- Moment of silence.

1601
01:11:42,279 --> 01:11:45,781
And we're back.
You can be Greg.

1602
01:11:45,783 --> 01:11:47,383
[gasps]
I like that.

1603
01:11:47,385 --> 01:11:49,785
Ooh! I'm getting
pigeon bumps.

1604
01:11:49,787 --> 01:11:54,022
Okay, Greg. It's time for you to watch
Midge drop the collar on the van.

1605
01:11:54,024 --> 01:11:55,758
- Wait. What?
- Go, Midge, go.

1606
01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:57,393
Roger that, Captain Condor.

1607
01:11:57,395 --> 01:11:59,695
Take that, bad guy.

1608
01:11:59,697 --> 01:12:02,768
[pigeons] Birds of a feather
fight crime together!

1609
01:12:03,935 --> 01:12:05,968
It locked in.
Three blocks over.

1610
01:12:05,970 --> 01:12:07,135
- [barks]
- Yeah, I can't.

1611
01:12:07,137 --> 01:12:08,838
- [barks]
- I can't, Max.

1612
01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:10,839
- Left. Turn left.
- He's on Fremont.

1613
01:12:10,841 --> 01:12:12,775
- Turn left. Frank.
- I can't, Max.

1614
01:12:12,777 --> 01:12:14,376
- I said hang a Louie.
- He's on Fremont.

1615
01:12:14,378 --> 01:12:17,045
- Do you not see the buildings over there?
- What is going on?

1616
01:12:17,047 --> 01:12:18,981
- Hang a Louie!
- Frank!

1617
01:12:18,983 --> 01:12:20,650
He wants me to turn left!

1618
01:12:20,652 --> 01:12:22,785
Whoa! Whoa!

1619
01:12:22,787 --> 01:12:26,625
[dance music playing]

1620
01:12:36,234 --> 01:12:39,771
- [Frank] No, Max!
- You had your chance. Now I'm driving.

1621
01:12:41,238 --> 01:12:42,306
Huh? Huh?

1622
01:12:44,108 --> 01:12:46,311
- [Mattie] Frank!
- [yelling]

1623
01:12:52,283 --> 01:12:53,885
Whoa!

1624
01:12:55,386 --> 01:12:57,689
- Sorry, ma'am!
- [Max] Sorry!

1625
01:13:09,734 --> 01:13:12,201
Okay, all right, it looks like
they're headed to an airport.

1626
01:13:12,203 --> 01:13:13,338
Come on, Max.

1627
01:13:21,279 --> 01:13:23,344
Congratulations
to the champion.

1628
01:13:23,346 --> 01:13:26,816
I hope you enjoy your new
breeding mill in the Ukraine.

1629
01:13:26,818 --> 01:13:28,086
[barking]

1630
01:13:30,188 --> 01:13:32,754
Put her with the other merchandise
while I get the plane ready.

1631
01:13:32,756 --> 01:13:34,358
I owe you one, Daisy.

1632
01:13:35,460 --> 01:13:37,492
The package is ready.
[laughs]

1633
01:13:37,494 --> 01:13:39,394
I told you to trust me.

1634
01:13:39,396 --> 01:13:41,867
Yeah, I'll be there.

1635
01:13:43,367 --> 01:13:46,902
[Mattie]
Okay, it's in there.

1636
01:13:46,904 --> 01:13:49,437
Wait, wait. Mattie, maybe you should
stay in here where it's safer,

1637
01:13:49,439 --> 01:13:51,874
and you can call
the cops, all right?

1638
01:13:51,876 --> 01:13:53,476
My partner and I
are going in.

1639
01:13:53,478 --> 01:13:55,376
Bad boys for life.

1640
01:13:55,378 --> 01:13:57,079
- You, stay there.
- [whines]

1641
01:13:57,081 --> 01:13:59,482
I'll deal with you later.

1642
01:13:59,484 --> 01:14:02,117
[growling]
Hello, fellow captive.

1643
01:14:02,119 --> 01:14:05,120
My name is Deepak.

1644
01:14:05,122 --> 01:14:08,223
- How long have you been here?
- Too long, bitiya.

1645
01:14:08,225 --> 01:14:09,161
Too long.

1646
01:14:12,329 --> 01:14:14,298
[barks, growls]

1647
01:14:18,970 --> 01:14:20,038
All right.

1648
01:14:23,039 --> 01:14:24,975
[clattering]

1649
01:14:29,412 --> 01:14:32,250
Huh. What are you
waiting for, Hooch?

1650
01:14:42,993 --> 01:14:46,461
Hey, Deepak.
Got you a little appetizer.

1651
01:14:46,463 --> 01:14:48,563
Enjoy. [laughs]

1652
01:14:48,565 --> 01:14:51,769
- Hello, my little furry friend.
- [Ling Li] Oh.

1653
01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:57,572
[Deepak] Oh.

1654
01:14:57,574 --> 01:14:59,308
What is this now?

1655
01:14:59,310 --> 01:15:01,179
[whispering]
What are you doing?

1656
01:15:04,849 --> 01:15:08,286
Well, this just
got interesting.

1657
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:33,142
- Start loading the animals.
- Yes, boss. I'm on it.

1658
01:15:33,144 --> 01:15:35,079
[growling]

1659
01:15:38,015 --> 01:15:39,951
[screaming]

1660
01:15:41,018 --> 01:15:43,221
Oh. Too easy.
[laughs]

1661
01:15:46,189 --> 01:15:47,589
Hey, Berne.

1662
01:15:47,591 --> 01:15:49,226
[static crackling]

1663
01:15:51,462 --> 01:15:52,364
[cocks gun]

1664
01:15:56,266 --> 01:15:57,335
[Ling Li] Oh.

1665
01:16:00,503 --> 01:16:02,239
No. Daisy.

1666
01:16:07,345 --> 01:16:09,014
Wellington Upstill.

1667
01:16:10,247 --> 01:16:13,184
Or should I say
Agent Nicholas, FBI?

1668
01:16:14,185 --> 01:16:16,885
[Ling Li whines]

1669
01:16:16,887 --> 01:16:18,553
I'll take my panda back.

1670
01:16:18,555 --> 01:16:20,357
[scoffs] This is great.

1671
01:16:21,492 --> 01:16:24,393
Really? How's that?

1672
01:16:24,395 --> 01:16:27,963
The justice system rarely does
anything to people who harm animals,

1673
01:16:27,965 --> 01:16:31,666
but shoot a fed and you're
gonna get what you deserve.

1674
01:16:31,668 --> 01:16:34,003
[Ling Li whines]

1675
01:16:34,005 --> 01:16:36,205
For the $10 million
I'm gonna get for the panda,

1676
01:16:36,207 --> 01:16:38,143
I think I'm gonna
take my chances.

1677
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:45,382
[Ling Li whimpers]

1678
01:16:49,052 --> 01:16:50,154
Who's driving the plane?

1679
01:16:51,521 --> 01:16:53,488
- Do you know how to fly this thing?
- No.

1680
01:16:53,490 --> 01:16:55,057
But I am friends
with three pigeons.

1681
01:16:55,059 --> 01:16:56,291
Whoa! Look out!

1682
01:16:56,293 --> 01:16:57,561
- Ruh-roh.
- Turn!

1683
01:16:58,462 --> 01:16:59,397
Whoa!

1684
01:17:01,431 --> 01:17:04,232
Stop it.
Just stop it.

1685
01:17:04,234 --> 01:17:06,936
- [Berne] Come back here.
- [Max] Welcome to Max Air, amigo.

1686
01:17:06,938 --> 01:17:09,571
Prepare for takedown. Hey,
grab the stick while I just...

1687
01:17:09,573 --> 01:17:12,340
Not a chance. Me and sardine breath
have some unfinished business.

1688
01:17:12,342 --> 01:17:15,110
[Berne]
I'm coming for you now.

1689
01:17:15,112 --> 01:17:17,545
- Daisy, be careful.
- What, not to break a nail?

1690
01:17:17,547 --> 01:17:18,916
Here's the kibbles.

1691
01:17:19,984 --> 01:17:21,419
And here's the bits.

1692
01:17:24,387 --> 01:17:26,455
- Whoa. You're pretty good.
- For a lame show dog?

1693
01:17:26,457 --> 01:17:28,493
Yeah, I got skills.

1694
01:17:33,296 --> 01:17:35,097
Airline food
has really gone to the dogs.

1695
01:17:35,099 --> 01:17:36,067
Ha-ha!

1696
01:17:37,969 --> 01:17:39,371
Uh-oh.
We got trouble on our tail.

1697
01:17:58,989 --> 01:18:00,621
Max, you've gotta
stop this thing.

1698
01:18:00,623 --> 01:18:03,528
I didn't exactly have time
to study the owners' manual.

1699
01:18:11,002 --> 01:18:12,470
- [whirring stops]
- Mattie!

1700
01:18:13,470 --> 01:18:16,205
Karma! Help me!

1701
01:18:16,207 --> 01:18:19,375
Would that I could, but, you know,
the whole nonviolent thing.

1702
01:18:19,377 --> 01:18:20,742
Pups for peace.

1703
01:18:20,744 --> 01:18:22,479
[squeals]

1704
01:18:36,027 --> 01:18:38,128
Do you really think
that you can...

1705
01:18:39,262 --> 01:18:40,564
- [groans]
- [body thuds]

1706
01:18:41,765 --> 01:18:43,398
You're welcome.

1707
01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:46,037
- I had him right where I wanted him.
- [whimpers]

1708
01:18:47,171 --> 01:18:48,673
- Frank.
- [Ling Li whimpers]

1709
01:18:51,809 --> 01:18:54,179
- Ling Li?
- [cries out]

1710
01:18:57,280 --> 01:18:59,415
Max, fetch!

1711
01:18:59,417 --> 01:19:03,154
Okay, but just this once.
Hang on, kid! I'm coming!

1712
01:19:07,757 --> 01:19:10,625
- [whimpering]
- Gotcha.

1713
01:19:10,627 --> 01:19:12,260
- [Ling Li] Uh-oh.
- [Max] Uh-oh.

1714
01:19:12,262 --> 01:19:13,163
- Uh-oh.
- Aah!

1715
01:19:17,501 --> 01:19:20,134
[screaming]

1716
01:19:20,136 --> 01:19:22,273
[grunting]

1717
01:19:28,078 --> 01:19:30,478
Max.

1718
01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:31,813
- Nice throw, Hooch.
- You did it.

1719
01:19:31,815 --> 01:19:34,316
You did it, buddy. You saved Ling Li.
You are amazing.

1720
01:19:34,318 --> 01:19:36,218
- Next time, you fetch.
- Good job.

1721
01:19:36,220 --> 01:19:38,687
- You guys were all amazing.
- Are you kidding?

1722
01:19:38,689 --> 01:19:40,688
Everyone's amazing!

1723
01:19:40,690 --> 01:19:42,590
Oh. Oh, buddy.

1724
01:19:42,592 --> 01:19:44,826
Bear tongue, scratchy.

1725
01:19:44,828 --> 01:19:45,794
- [whirring]
- Oh, no.

1726
01:19:45,796 --> 01:19:47,132
Dang!

1727
01:20:00,377 --> 01:20:02,311
Son of a...
You know what?

1728
01:20:02,313 --> 01:20:05,546
We can call the Bureau and they'll
track the plane. Thanks, buddy.

1729
01:20:05,548 --> 01:20:07,749
Hey, that's
what partners are for.

1730
01:20:07,751 --> 01:20:09,351
This is Agent Nichols
requesting...

1731
01:20:09,353 --> 01:20:12,454
I'm impressed,
Mr. NYPD Officer.

1732
01:20:12,456 --> 01:20:14,723
You weren't bad yourself,
Miss Best in Show.

1733
01:20:14,725 --> 01:20:16,325
Thanks, Max.

1734
01:20:16,327 --> 01:20:19,128
Look, about what I said
on the rooftop...

1735
01:20:19,130 --> 01:20:22,363
- It's okay, Max.
- No. No, it's not.

1736
01:20:22,365 --> 01:20:26,634
Truth is I've been disrespecting everybody
and everything since I got here.

1737
01:20:26,636 --> 01:20:30,539
You, Philippe,
Frank most of all.

1738
01:20:30,541 --> 01:20:34,175
But everything works out
a whole lot better

1739
01:20:34,177 --> 01:20:36,344
when you can learn
to trust people

1740
01:20:36,346 --> 01:20:38,280
who see the world
in a different way.

1741
01:20:38,282 --> 01:20:40,749
Sorry it took me so long
to figure that out.

1742
01:20:40,751 --> 01:20:43,751
Wow. Okay, who are you,
and what did you do with Max?

1743
01:20:43,753 --> 01:20:46,287
Oh, I'm sure he'll be back
before you know it.

1744
01:20:46,289 --> 01:20:48,824
[laughs] Hey, what happened
to that tiger?

1745
01:20:48,826 --> 01:20:50,561
Tiger? What tiger?

1746
01:21:00,404 --> 01:21:03,405
[laughs] He thought he
was gonna catch me.

1747
01:21:03,407 --> 01:21:05,440
- [growling]
- How you doing?

1748
01:21:05,442 --> 01:21:07,843
I suggest you fasten
your seat belt.

1749
01:21:07,845 --> 01:21:10,178
- [whimpering]
- [roars]

1750
01:21:10,180 --> 01:21:12,750
[screaming]

1751
01:21:14,851 --> 01:21:17,251
[female news anchor]
And now for some happy news.

1752
01:21:17,253 --> 01:21:20,421
It was panda-monium
at the Beijing Zoo today

1753
01:21:20,423 --> 01:21:24,860
as baby Ling Li was reunited with her
mother after a terrifying ordeal.

1754
01:21:24,862 --> 01:21:27,795
After the arrest
of Gabriel Esteban,

1755
01:21:27,797 --> 01:21:29,830
other recently recovered animal

1756
01:21:29,832 --> 01:21:33,634
include a very happy
border collie named Jasper

1757
01:21:33,636 --> 01:21:36,237
who was stolen
over two years ago,

1758
01:21:36,239 --> 01:21:38,206
- a pygmy three-toed sloth...
- Good idea. Thank you, Max.

1759
01:21:38,208 --> 01:21:39,575
...and an albino python.

1760
01:21:39,577 --> 01:21:40,909
All right,
let's eat.

1761
01:21:40,911 --> 01:21:43,844
- What is it?
- It's my specialty.

1762
01:21:43,846 --> 01:21:46,415
It's actually the only thing I
know how to make. It's kebabs.

1763
01:21:46,417 --> 01:21:47,616
All right,
that's fair.

1764
01:21:47,618 --> 01:21:49,585
Wow.
Look at us now.

1765
01:21:49,587 --> 01:21:51,419
Top birds
on the force.

1766
01:21:51,421 --> 01:21:55,523
That's right, Midge. We pretty much
taught Max everything he knows.

1767
01:21:55,525 --> 01:21:58,360
I kind of feel
like a father to him.

1768
01:21:58,362 --> 01:22:02,731
One day future generations of
pigeons will poop on statues of us.

1769
01:22:02,733 --> 01:22:04,266
- Aw!
- Awesome.

1770
01:22:04,268 --> 01:22:06,602
You know, Daisy is safe
because of us.

1771
01:22:06,604 --> 01:22:08,870
The panda is safe
because of us.

1772
01:22:08,872 --> 01:22:10,938
The tiger is safe
because of...

1773
01:22:10,940 --> 01:22:13,241
Whatever happened
to that tiger?

1774
01:22:13,243 --> 01:22:17,214
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Now, this
really is the life of Pi!

1775
01:22:18,314 --> 01:22:19,483
Yeah, Chief.

1776
01:22:20,451 --> 01:22:21,916
Okay, got it.

1777
01:22:21,918 --> 01:22:24,285
Come on. Let's go, Max.
I'm sorry.

1778
01:22:24,287 --> 01:22:26,456
- Exotic animal sighting, 5th and Garfield.
- Okay.

1779
01:22:30,027 --> 01:22:32,628
Look, I'm trying
to run a business here.

1780
01:22:32,630 --> 01:22:35,429
I went in there with the towels.
I don't know what I saw.

1781
01:22:35,431 --> 01:22:36,768
Gotcha.

1782
01:22:39,737 --> 01:22:41,436
- I better go first. You watch my six.
- [barks]

1783
01:22:41,438 --> 01:22:42,638
- I got seniority.
- [barks]

1784
01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:44,406
- Fine, but I'm older than you.
- [barks]

1785
01:22:44,408 --> 01:22:46,544
Don't give me a bunch of stuff
about dog years.

1786
01:22:48,712 --> 01:22:50,812
- [Sprinkles] Max.
- [Philippe] Maxwell!

1787
01:22:50,814 --> 01:22:55,284
It turns out you were not the
only undercover cop at the show.

1788
01:22:55,286 --> 01:22:56,351
Hello, Max.

1789
01:22:56,353 --> 01:22:57,451
Persephone?

1790
01:22:57,453 --> 01:22:59,588
Special Agent Persephone.

1791
01:22:59,590 --> 01:23:00,955
Homeland Security.

1792
01:23:00,957 --> 01:23:03,692
I knew my little charade
would bring you here.

1793
01:23:03,694 --> 01:23:06,995
[Sprinkles] Plot twist.
The Jacuzzi was my idea.

1794
01:23:06,997 --> 01:23:09,330
Ha-ha!
Totally random, right?

1795
01:23:09,332 --> 01:23:11,366
You and Frank
were impressive in Vegas,

1796
01:23:11,368 --> 01:23:14,702
but are you prepared
to take it to the next level?

1797
01:23:14,704 --> 01:23:16,504
A team of crime fighters.

1798
01:23:16,506 --> 01:23:18,607
With license to bite.

1799
01:23:18,609 --> 01:23:21,910
I may just have your
next assignment, darlings.

1800
01:23:21,912 --> 01:23:22,977
[Sprinkles] Yes!

1801
01:23:22,979 --> 01:23:25,349
Here we go again.

1802
01:23:29,386 --> 01:23:30,419
[woman] Give it to me!

1803
01:23:30,421 --> 01:23:33,458
[dance music intro]

1804
01:23:40,029 --> 01:23:42,897
- Scott, I hate to do this to you.
- It's all right.

1805
01:23:42,899 --> 01:23:46,434
I know it's your favorite jacket, man.
I'm so sorry about that.

1806
01:23:46,436 --> 01:23:49,737
Did you just wipe dog slobber on that guy?
Really, Will Arnett?

1807
01:23:49,739 --> 01:23:53,407
I have forgotten my line.
Pug life!

1808
01:23:53,409 --> 01:23:55,313
[director] And action.

1809
01:23:56,680 --> 01:23:58,583
- [glass shatters]
- [Philippe] I am okay.

1810
01:23:59,783 --> 01:24:01,916
Woof, woof, woof!
Woof, woof, woof!

1811
01:24:01,918 --> 01:24:03,988
Will, stick
to the script, please.

1812
01:24:04,887 --> 01:24:06,521
Two...

1813
01:24:06,523 --> 01:24:08,723
That is not in the script.

1814
01:24:08,725 --> 01:24:11,360
- What's a script?
- I don't know.

1815
01:24:11,362 --> 01:24:13,794
I'm not an expert in canine mental
disorders. I'm an FBI agent.

1816
01:24:13,796 --> 01:24:17,432
If this guy's an FBI agent,
then I'm Lego Batman.

1817
01:24:17,434 --> 01:24:19,534
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

1818
01:24:19,536 --> 01:24:20,968
♪ Just play that song I know ♪

1819
01:24:20,970 --> 01:24:23,473
[Max]
Whoa. Sorry. Sorry.

1820
01:24:24,774 --> 01:24:27,675
That's funny.
[laughing]

1821
01:24:27,677 --> 01:24:30,745
Give him a quick wipe-down, Mike.
He's got a...

1822
01:24:30,747 --> 01:24:33,647
Aw, come on, Mike.
I don't... [babbling]

1823
01:24:33,649 --> 01:24:35,884
[Frank]
Okay, I'll take one too.

1824
01:24:35,886 --> 01:24:38,519
Am I in this? Ready.

1825
01:24:38,521 --> 01:24:42,456
Not bad for a papillon
from Oklahoma. Hmm?

1826
01:24:42,458 --> 01:24:44,793
Now, this is what being
a movie star is all about.

1827
01:24:44,795 --> 01:24:46,527
♪ Lean back
Play one-on-one ♪

1828
01:24:46,529 --> 01:24:48,397
- [clattering]
- [Max] My bad.

1829
01:24:48,399 --> 01:24:50,098
Who dares to make noise?

1830
01:24:50,100 --> 01:24:51,866
- [Max] I'm gonna pay for that.
- [man] We got him.

1831
01:24:51,868 --> 01:24:54,402
Max, NYPD.

1832
01:24:54,404 --> 01:24:56,905
- I'm entering the Panini Instagrammable.
- [director] Cut.

1833
01:24:56,907 --> 01:24:59,441
- I'm entering the Goatini Unshaveable.
- Cut.

1834
01:24:59,443 --> 01:25:01,576
I'm entering
the Cannoli Inspirational.

1835
01:25:01,578 --> 01:25:04,044
Cannoli?
I cannot work like this.

1836
01:25:04,046 --> 01:25:07,050
Do I have a line?
Pug life!

1837
01:25:10,621 --> 01:25:11,556
Oh.

1838
01:25:16,025 --> 01:25:18,058
Thanks, pal.

1839
01:25:18,060 --> 01:25:21,665
[woman] ♪ If you wanna hear me
sing You'd better play that sax ♪

1840
01:25:21,667 --> 01:25:26,667
Subtitles by explosiveskull

1841
01:25:28,439 --> 01:25:29,807
♪ You'd better play that sax ♪

1842
01:25:36,180 --> 01:25:37,745
♪ You'd better play that sax ♪

1843
01:25:37,747 --> 01:25:39,680
[men]
♪ Get loose, get right ♪

1844
01:25:39,682 --> 01:25:41,849
♪ Get a grip
And rock me all night ♪

1845
01:25:41,851 --> 01:25:44,085
[women]
♪ Hold tight, lean back ♪

1846
01:25:44,087 --> 01:25:45,954
- ♪ Play one-on-one With that sax ♪
- ♪ You'd better play that sax ♪

1847
01:25:45,956 --> 01:25:47,789
[men]
♪ Get loose, get right ♪

1848
01:25:47,791 --> 01:25:49,891
♪ Get a grip
And rock me all night ♪

1849
01:25:49,893 --> 01:25:51,692
[women]
♪ Hold tight, lean back ♪

1850
01:25:51,694 --> 01:25:53,894
- ♪ Play one-on-one With that sax ♪
- ♪ You'd better play that sax ♪

1851
01:25:53,896 --> 01:25:55,830
♪ Get loose, get right ♪

1852
01:25:55,832 --> 01:25:57,965
♪ Get a grip
And rock me all night ♪

1853
01:25:57,967 --> 01:25:59,901
[women]
♪ Hold tight, lean back ♪

1854
01:25:59,903 --> 01:26:01,939
♪ Play one-on-one
With that sax ♪