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- [00:12] #Electrolyte: I was volunteering at a hospital the other day
- [00:12] #Electrolyte: there was this cute old lady
- [00:13] #Electrolyte: she just came back from surgery and she was frantic
- [00:13] #Electrolyte: she was a cat lady
- [00:13] #Electrolyte: but like it wasn't just a hobby
- [00:13] #Electrolyte: she was a serious cat lady
- [00:13] #Electrolyte: I pushed her in a wheelchair and she muttered
- [00:13] #Electrolyte: "are you gonna feed my cats"
- ----------AWKWARD PAUSE----------
- [00:14] #Electrolyte: wait but the best part was her friend
- [00:14] #Electrolyte: who was also an old lady
- [00:14] #Electrolyte: but a bit more sane
- [00:14] #Electrolyte: she said "don't ask the nice boy that I'm going to feed all of your cats don't you worry about a thing"
- [00:14] #Electrolyte: and then the first lady goes "but I haven't fed my cats in forever someone needs to feed my cats"
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