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- Here the summary of how Funanon's story will go, it will be in ACTs.
- ACT 1
- >it starts out with Funanon hijack all of hell TV
- >Funanon tells everyone he brings Hope and Fun back into hell again
- >this confused people in hell
- >Funanon starts at downtown of pentagram city
- >somehow he was already there (he was at the abandoned 666 news place)
- >he snaps his fingers, a big explosion of color starts popping around him
- >buildings were not destroyed but painted over with color
- >tells everyone this is just the beginning
- >before the TV cut out, he said "hey Alastor! play some music"
- >all of hell radio, broken or not start to play big band 1930's music
- >this cause Pandemonium's halls to stir
- >they think he is a Liar, Alastor is gone
- >but little did they know, he is back and working for Funanon.
- ACT 2
- >the news of Funanon spread like wildfire
- >A lot of questions/rumor we're going around
- >some people believe Alastor is back and working for Funanon
- >others think he is just bullshit
- >but on midnight of hell, all of hell Tv came back to life and... Alastor was sitting there, holding a book
- >this shock a lot of people, he is back
- >and Funanon is there as well
- >then they start to do... Shakespearian? in an Abandoned movie Theater?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSEBAukcHaU
- >after that, a giggle can be heard and as well Clapping
- >Funanon: "That was fun! I have to give a big thank you to Alastor and as well nifty for giving me this idea. come up here"
- >fast step can be heard, a small cyclops jump onto the stage and turn to look at the camera with a Hand-waving
- >red smoke pop on Funanon right side, Alastor was Hand-waving to the camera as well
- >Funanon: "good night everyone and I hope charlie like the show"
- >all hell TV's cut out again
- >as everyone sits in darkness, more and more questions start to pop up
- to be continued?
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- It's very cool so far. Should I incorporate Charlie (now Queen Charlotte Magne) rediscovering hope and joy as she searches for Funanon, and meets up with with old friends?
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- >Re-discovering hope and joy as she searches for Funanon, and meets up with old friends?
- Yes
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- btw I have more ideas if you want to hear them
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- Go ahead.
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- as you said before Charlie Re-discovering hope and joy as she searches for Funanon, and meets up with old friends.
- I imagine as Charlie tries to find him, Funanon will get other demons to help him and as well other anons. Like Scientistanon, Baxter, sir pentious, mimzy, crymini, Killeranon (he found him by accident) cherri bomb (i have no idea if she is still alive) husk and more.
- as well big shot demons like Rosie or VOX
- In the end, Charlie found him in an Amusement park that all about the Happy hotel. this song will be playing when Charlie walks into the park.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qZz5vaZTQ0
- At this time Charlie hope and joy are back at 100%
- ...what do you think?...
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- Nice.
- However, Cherri is pretty much dead. She was the last one to rebel against Charlie's rule, and she was publicly executed for it, much to the grief of Angel Dust, and, strangely, Sir Pentious.
- What I imagined that, since Funanon is part of Chanperor (what little remained of his happiness - I kinda imagine it as 4Chan being split between it's 2003-2009 self, which is still happy and fun, like many young communities where, while Chanperor himself is the post-raids, post-2016, embittered version, who just longs for the past, and is hostile towards everyone), Chanperor is the only one Funanon couldn't fix.
- So, while Charlie is back to being her old self (sans visual differences - she has now fully embraced being a fallen angel/ascended demon, so both the angelic wings and demon horns stay), things aren't quite the same.
- Charlie and the others make an attempt at restarting the hotel and the whole redemption program, but it can't seem to get off the ground.
- Finally, Charlie turns to Funanon, to ask him if there's any way for things to return to the way they were.
- Funanon gives her a wry smile, and then walks into the hotel, meeting Chanperor halfway towards Virginanon's room.
- The two stare down each other, before nodding, Chanperor showing cognition for the first time in years, as Alastor shows up, having been in on the plan for ages.
- And thus, time is reset, and Funanon and Chanperor anon merge together, as the clock ticks back to that faithful day, when Lust's New Moon took Virginanon away from them.
- However, this time, the gang manages to get it together. Charlie and the other Hazbins still fall victim to the Lust, and Lilith still decides to visit them on the very same way, however, things work out different - after virginanon makes his escape from the Hotel, Lilith doesn't follow him.
- As it turns out, Alastor knew the final ingredient needed for their success all along:
- Fear.
- Specifically, Chanperor's fear.
- Cont.
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- Last time, even as his board-clones faded, he still managed to fight off Lilith, who went after Virginanon instead, the other lust-zombies following her.
- This time around, the moment he's knocked down, he's paralyzed with fear, revealing the 80-to-95 percent of virgin souls that make up the legion in him.
- With every soul so focused on saving Virginanon, the cancerous nature of the boards has ebbed away, and this moment of weakness exposed the veritable banquet of virginity that is 4Chan proper.
- This was the toll fee Alastor took to set back time - Chanperor's delicious fear.
- So, while Lilith has her way with Chanperor (far, FAR less rougher than she did in the Bad End timeline), Virginanon manages to escape and hide, until he's discovered by Niffty, after which, the Happy Ending kicks in.
- The results?
- Virginanon and Niffty can finally begin to establish a healthier relationship, Lilith survives, more satisfied than she had been in millennia, Chanperoranon gains an alter-ego in the form of Funanon (and needs far less painkillers to get by from this point onwards), who comes to life when he puts on a pair of wide-rimmed shades (based on the music video which you guys still haven't been able to watch).
- Due to the summoning, Gambleranon joins the staff, as does Discountanon (who allowed Virginanon to hide, using his bullshit social invisibility powers), and later, Postalanon (for some fucking reason, mainly to annoy Vigilante anon).
- The downside?
- The "New Moon" phases continue, including the anon-affecting "Acedia" phases, and the mass-suicide-inducing "Despair" phases.
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