some stupid story about lotus

Once upon a time there was some 10 year old kid named Lotus who was from Australia. He was like the weirdest guy ever and nobody liked him. His interests included blowing snot bubbles and beyblades.

One time he was in the school cafeteria eating macaroni and cheese with chocolate milk and then Twinkie came out of nowhere.

"LOTUS MORE LIKE SLOWTUS" and then twinkie dunked lotus' face into his tray of cafeteria food

"Talk about being cheesy" said Twinkie and then he walked away, laughing as he pointed at lotus. Lotus cried 7 times that night. "why cant i make friends" said lotus to his mom, who then responded, "because you are a disappointment of a son and an embarrassment to the family, that's why you can't make friends. you are the reason for the divorce, and after the funeral, i think it's just about time that i disown you"

"I'LL SHOW YOU, MOM. I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!" said lotus as he took out his beyblades, threw them into an upside down trash can and burned his house down.

"YOU'LL SEE!"





SEVENTEEN YEARS LATER



"I think I should do the groceries now" said Lotus and then he was in walmart

"man these doritos look gr8 out of 8 m8" said Lotus and then he got punched in the face by some random guy

"REMEMBER ME" said Twinkie, lotus' high school bully of 7 years.

"TWIIIINKIIIEEEEEE" gasped lotus

"LOOOOTUUUUSSS" gasped twinkie

"WATR U DOIGN HERE" said lotus

"YOU ARE IN THE CHECKOUT LINE, I NEED YOUR MONEYS NOW" said Twinkie.

"oh right" said lotus. then twinkie slammed lotus' face into his bag of doritos

"WHY DID U DO THAT" said lotus

"because ur a loser just like you have always been" said Twinkie.

"A loser hm?!" said lotus

"YES A LOSER" said twinkie

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"ENOUGH" said lotus

everyone had had enough.

"I am not a loser, Twinkie." said lotus

"OH YEAH THEN PROVE IT". said twinkie

then lotus proved it. he ripped off his long sleeved t-shirt and showed off his glistening 6-pack. he threw the broken pieces of t-shirt on the floor using his extremely muscular biceps and radiated a masculine fragrance that made every woman in the store within the 18-32 age group delirious.

afterward, lotus pulled out the car keys to his Lamborghini and pushed a button, causing his lamborghini to come crashing through the roof. from the lamborghini, three extremely hot super models with sick double Ds came out of the car each holding beer that lotus chugged in an instant.

"thanks babes" said lotus as he winked

the women simultaneously swooned in excitement and passed out. lotus then grabbed one of the beer bottles, crushed it under the weight of his magnificent biceps, then stabbed twinkie violently until he died an agonizing death.

"I'M NOT A LOSER, YOU ARE. NOW BAG MY GROCERIES, OH WAIT YOU'RE DEAD LOL. LOSER." said lotus and then the story was over.