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- >it's Friday
- >you're in Our Town
- >specifically you're in it's club
- >the champagne there is a bit sweet, but so are most beverages in Equestria
- >a lavender pegasus comes up to you
- >"Hi there!"
- >for such a pretty mare she had a pretty deep voice
- "Hey. How's it going?"
- >"Pretty good. You having fun?"
- "The most you can have by yourself."
- >"That's too bad!"
- "I'm getting by."
- >"You wanna hang out with me and my friends? Maybe we can dance a bit?"
- >she pointed her hoof to a green unicorn and a red earth pony at a table in the back
- >you only came here for a drink, but it was the weekend
- "Why not?"
- >she seemed happy with that response
- >when you got to the table, you soon realized the other two had deep voices as well
- >maybe it was some kind of accent?
- >the other two said "Hey there!"
- >"This poor guy was all by himself."
- >the red one said "Don't worry, we can fix that."
- >you are a bit awkward so you don't say much
- >"So where are you from?"
- "Ponyville. I'm up here to get a shipment of quills. I'm not heading back until Monday, though."
- >the lavender one touches you with her wing, it's very soft
- >"If you need anymore I got some right here."
- >you chuckled
- "What's your name by the way?"
- >"Lola."
- >you've never heard of a pony with a name like Lola before
- >it fits her though
- >the unicorn said her name was Sweet Pea and the earth pony said she was Spread
- >Spread said her name in a sultry way
- >you're not sure that's her real name
- >Sweet Pea says "You seem shy. You don't talk with girls much do you?"
- >she said this sincerely
- "Yeah."
- >Spread asks "Have you ever kissed a mare?"
- >you try to think of a smooth way to say no to that question
- >they smile as you stumble over your words
- >"It's alright, babe. Some take longer to get out of their shells."
- >you were blushing, especially since Lola called you babe
- >it is starting to get late and the place was even more packed than before
- >the disk jockey started playing more dance-worthy music for the crowd
- >it seems the trio is done interrogating you
- >Lola drags you into the crowd
- >her hoof is like a vice on your arm
- >you dance for what seems like hours
- >you don't mind though
- >you aren't exactly a lovey-dovey kind of guy, but looking into her eyes makes you feel exhilarated
- >plus you're buzzed from drinking
- >the lights turn on
- >it's 12 am and Saturday now
- >you're standing outside with Lola
- >"It's been really fun."
- >she hugs you
- >more like chokes you by the stomach
- >she looks beautiful
- >"Hey, do you want to come to our apartment? You know, hang out a bit?"
- "Absolutely!"
- >The trio and you talk about the music and the crazy ponies in the club the whole way there
- >you're already sobering up
- >in the light of the lampposts you start noticing somethings about them
- >their faces are somewhat more angular than the average mare
- >they're kind of tall, too
- >you're having too much fun to say anything on it, though
- >the apartment is small for the three of them
- >Sweet Pea and Spread leave to go to bed
- >Spread says "Don't make too much noise, you two." with a wink
- >"Go to bed, Spread."
- >it's just Lola and you now
- >you decide to learn more about Lola
- "So what do you do for a living?"
- >"Nothing special, I just work on the weather team here."
- "Sounds comfy."
- >"Yeah."
- "I heard Starlight Glimmer kept you all here captive."
- >"Oh, that was before I moved here."
- "So where are you originally from?"
- >"Vanhoover."
- "They make a lot of films over there don't they?"
- >"Yeah."
- "Why did you move all the way over here?"
- >"Eh... it's a long story."
- >she seems uncomfortable
- "Oh..."
- >"Do you want a drink?"
- "Sure."
- >she walks to the kitchen
- >you notice she messes with her tail a lot
- >you can't think why
- >she gives you a cola
- >she sits on the sofa with you
- "So what do you want to do now?"
- >"Oh, I don't know, what do you want to do?"
- >you build some courage and scoot closer to her
- "Well, you remember how we were talking in the club."
- >"Yes I do, Mr. Kissless."
- "Heh, about that."
- >"Oh, you want to become Mr. Kissed?"
- "If that's how you want to put it."
- >"That's alright, I'll be your Mrs. Kissed."
- >her lips are soft and warm
- >you both hold each other
- >this is perfect, even if that joke she made was corny
- >but you start to feel something poking you in the stomach
- >you think it's just her leg
- >but when the kiss ends, first you look at her blushing face
- >and then you look down
- >you've heard of things happening like this before
- >but you never thought in the world it would happen to you
- "Lola...?"
- >"Yes?"
- "Am I just seeing things or do you have a dick?"
- >"Oh God."
- >she, or he, gets up and is beyond distraught
- >"I-I'm sorry... I'm so sorry."
- >you don't know what to say
- "...why didn't you tell me?"
- >"I-I..."
- "When were you going to tell me?"
- >she/he starts to cry
- >you really have no idea what to do
- >you feel bad that Lola, if that is her/his name, is crying
- >but she/he tricked you
- >he tricked you
- "I think I should leave."
- >"No!"
- >you walk to the door
- >"Please..."
- >you see the other two are looking from their bedroom
- >you remember how deep their voices are, their strength, their angled faces, how tall they are, the way they messed with their tails
- >they were clearly stallions and you were too gullible to see
- >you leave
- >Celestia raises the sun
- >this whole experience has you all confused
- >you did have fun last night
- >Lola was wonderful
- >but how could she lie to you?
- >he lie to you
- >they all lied to you
- >he even kissed you
- >despite all of that, you really wish things didn't turn out this way
- >you wish you didn't make him cry
- >you wish you didn't have to think of Lola as a he
- >you decide to get breakfast
- >there's a bakery here
- >you get an apple fritter and coffee
- >you over hear two ponies talking about Princess Twilight Sparkle
- >she's in Our Town
- >you haven't talked to her much, even though you live in Ponyville
- >she's a busy pony
- >you wonder if she can help you with your predicament
- >she's no Princess of Love, but Princess of Friendship isn't too far off
- >she could be the Princess of Acquaintanceship for all you care, you just need some guidance
- >the town itself is just a street so you decide to just stand in the middle of it to wait for her
- >you don't see her
- >you wonder how Lola's doing
- >probably awful
- >did Lola deserve this?
- >was lying about his sex all that bad?
- >you can't shake the feeling of being slightly violated, though
- >where is that Alicorn?
- >you've been waiting for what seems like hours now
- >is she even really here?
- >then you see Rarity
- >what is she doing here?
- >and then you see Twilight behind her
- >oh, they must be on one of those missions you hear about
- >Rarity says: "Twilight, don't worry. We always find why the maps sends us."
- >Twilight says: "We've been looking all morning Rarity!"
- >Rarity says: "Oh, it's always the same with you."
- >Twilight says: "I just don't want a poor pony suffering because I couldn't find them!"
- "Excuse me."
- >Twilight says: "Give me one second. And another thing, every second we waste trying to find them, the worse it can get for them. This is really important Rarity!"
- "I was just wondering if you could help me."
- >Twilight looks embarrassed
- >Rarity has a "I told you so" face
- >Twilight says: "O-of course. Wait, I know you, don't you live in Ponyville?"
- "I do, but my job took me up here."
- >Twilight says: "I see. What's the problem?"
- "It's... complicated."
- >you proceed to tell them your problem
- >they have looks of bewilderment on their faces
- >Rarity says: "Well... Dear, that is a tough one. Uh... Twilight do you have anything to say?"
- >Twilight says: "Oh, uh..."
- "I don't know what to do, I don't want Lola to be upset, but he fooled me."
- >Twilight says: "First, I have to understand, are you angry at her, eh, him?"
- "No, I'm more... I don't know, confused? I suppose I am somewhat mad at him."
- >Twilight says: "Well he's clearly in the wrong here. Why do you think he did this?"
- "I don't know. If he just wanted someone to love, why wouldn't he tell them first? But it didn't seem like a prank."
- >Rarity says: "I think it would be best if you talked with him."
- "I'm not sure he would want to talk right now."
- >Rarity says: "If anything, you should be the one who doesn't want to talk right now."
- "I'm just not sure."
- >Rarity says: "It wouldn't hurt to try."
- "What should I say?"
- >Rarity says: "Oh you know, you don't like he did this and the such."
- "Okay."
- >Twilight says: "Would you like us to talk with him as well?"
- "Not to sound mean Princess, but I don't think that would help."
- >Twilight says: "Sorry, we're usually more actively involved in these things."
- "Well, I suppose I ought to go now."
- >Twilight says: "If you need our help, we'll be here."
- "Alright."
- >a feeling of dread washes over you the closer you get to their apartment
- >what if they flat out refuse to talk?
- >what do you do then?
- >you're at their place now
- >you're scared to find what will happen if you knock on that door
- >you walk slowly to the door
- >you're not sure if you can do this
- >the door opens
- >it's Spread
- >she's not looking at you though
- >Spread says: "Is there anything else you want me to get at the grocers?"
- >A mumbled voice from within says: "No."
- >Spread turns to walk out and sees you
- >Spread says: "Oh, it's you."
- "Hello."
- >Spread says: "You haven't called the police on Lola, have you?"
- "What? No."
- >you think about it, should you have?
- "I just want to talk to him."
- >Spread frowns at you calling Lola him
- >Spread says: "SHE's busy."
- "I don't want this to become worse than it already is."
- >Spread says: "She's already gone through a lot, leave her alone."
- "And I haven't?"
- >Spread says: "You wouldn't understand."
- >she shuts the door behind her and walks away
- >well, now what?
- >you only have today and tomorrow to fix this before you have to go back with the shipment
- >and who knows when you'll have the chance to come back?
- >and if you do, the resentment will only have grown in Lola
- >you need to do something
- >you remember what Twilight said: "Would you like us to talk with him as well?"
- >it seems like a stupid idea, but Spread nor Sweet Pea will probably let you talk to Lola
- >so you walk back to Twilight and Rarity
- >they're in the bakery
- >Rarity says: "How did it go?"
- "Not good."
- >Rarity says: "Oh."
- "Spread wouldn't let me talk to him, and I have a feeling Sweet Pea won't either."
- >Twilight says: "So what's the new plan?"
- "I think you should talk to him, Twilight."
- >Twilight says: "I thought you said that wouldn't help."
- "I have no other option."
- >Twilight says: "Well, what do you want me to say?"
- "I just want you to convince him to let me have a talk with him, and that I'm not angry at him."
- >Twilight says: "Alright."
- >Rarity says: "I think I should come as well."
- >Twilight says: "Why?"
- >Rarity says: "How do I put this politely. You aren't exactly the best with romantic relationships Twilight."
- >Twilight says: "Hey!"
- >Rarity says: "And the map sent me with you for a reason."
- >Twilight gives her a stern look, and then sighs
- >Twilight says: "Okay."
- >You walk out of the bakery with them
- >you point at Lola's door
- "That's their place."
- >Twilight says: "We'll be back soon."
- >you see them knock on the door
- >Sweet Pea greets the door and bows to Twilight
- >they close the door behind them
- >you just have to sit here for who knows how long
- >you start mulling over about what happens after this
- >what would you say if she does talk with you?
- >what would happen if she doesn't?
- >would you gradually forget about this?
- >is this much stress even worth it?
- >if you do make things up with Lola, what happens next?
- >you just start staring at the door, waiting to see what happens
- >when it finally does open it startles you
- >you see Twilight walk out
- >then Rarity
- >and finally a sad looking Lola
- >"Hello."
- "Hi Lola."
- >"I'm sorry, I never meant for things to happen like they did. I was going to tell you but everything was just going so fast."
- "But you could have told me as soon as we met."
- >"I-I...
- >he starts tearing up
- >"I'm just so tired of being alone. No one wants a stallion who feels like he's a mare."
- >you all just stand there, in silence, except for Lola's crying
- >"Spread, Sweet Pea, and I left Vanhoover because we thought we could have a new start, where no one knows who we really are. I fucked that up big time."
- "Lola, it's okay."
- >"No it isn't! I've hurt everyone near me."
- "You just made a mistake, I see that now, and everyone here is willing to forgive you."
- >"Really?"
- "Yes. Just promise me you'll never lie to people like that again."
- >"I-I promise."
- >you hug him
- >"Thank you."
- "It's alright."
- >you let go
- >"There's still one more problem."
- "What?"
- >"Who's going to date a pony like me? I can't change that I feel like a mare, believe me I've tried."
- "Despite what you did Lola, you're still an amazing pony, I had a lot of fun last night, more fun than I've had in a long time, and I'm sure somepony will be able to look past all of the other things."
- >"That means a lot. Thank you."
- "And you may not be a real mare, but I'd be willing to call you my mare."
- >he blushes
- >she blushes
- >"Are you saying...
- >you kiss her
- That's it that is the end.
- BONUS
- >be smol colt
- >See this
- >What the fuck is happening? Are they going to hurt him?
- >And why are these three fillies so happy and excited about this?!
- >Dad was right, bucking mares are all the same!
- >Go play soccer with the other colts for a couple hours
- >Come back to the main street and see the three fillies from earlier glued to the window of the Renault sisters' home
- >They're swinging their rumps left and right, their tails flicking about as if to chase invisible bugs
- >You can even see their bits--
- >No, you shouldn't
- >Then they all turn 180, panting and a blush on their face
- >And their eyes find you
- >You gulp, fearing that they caught you looking at their flanks
- >They give each other knowing looks, throwing a peek at you from time to time
- >And you guess it's your cue to gtfo
- >But them calling you out makes you freeze mid-step
- >"Hi!"
- >"What's your name?"
- >"Wanna play a game?"
- "I-I don't know if--"
- >The pegasus jumps to your side, her small wing flaring out and wrapping itself around your barrel, tugging you close and pressing you into her soft coat
- >"Come on, we need to try this, this is going to be so much fun!"
- >"Ah'm on top!"
- >"And I want to kiss him first!"
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