Flash Sentry gets to 2nd base

>"Anon, I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
"Uhu...okay? Why?"
>"I hear Twilight is a bit of a nurse. I want to see if i can cop a feel while she's patching me up."
>You can't believe this nigger, Twilight was a close friend to you
>Sure you never thought of her as something of a romantic interest, but this was taking it to the limit
"Can i hit you anywhere?"
>"Yeah. Just try not to rough me up too hard, need to protect the moneymaker."
"Right, i gotcha. Just give me a sec to pull some books out of my locker."
>You spin the dial a few times
>"Yeah, i mean her tits are just so plump and perky. They're just begging for my hands to cup them."
>You open the locker
>"Maybe i'll even try to pinch her nipple through her bra. You think i could reach it?"
"Depends on the bra."
>You're pulling out the books at this point but leave the door open
"Ha! My..."
>Flash takes a quick peek around to make sure you're both alone
>"Monica"
"Did you just call me Monica?"
>"No, you know. I just don't want to say it"
"Say what?"
>You wanted to hear it come from his mouth
>Again he looks around and then leans in to your ear
>"Muh, nigga"
"Well why didn't you just say it?"
>"Are you nuts!?"
"Fine whatever. Oh, look, put your head next to my locker and i'll close it real hard. Maybe i'll cut your head but it won't be anything too serious."
>"Oh-ho totes fo sho! You know what you're doing my-uh, y'know."
>Flash stupidly lines his head up against the frame of the locker as you take the door in your hand
"Hey, make sure you hold on to the edge with your hands. In case you get dizzy you don't fall down and hurt yourself worse."
>"Nice one Anon, way to look out."
>Flash grips the edge of the locker as hard as he can, his knuckles growing white
"Ready?"
>"Ready"
"Okay, here it...oh snap is Rarity's shirt wet?"
>"What?"
>Flash turns his head in a, well, a flash, to have a look at the fictional wet t-shirt
>Without wasting a second you grab onto the door and bring it down with all your strength on his hands
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>Flash screams like a bitch
>When you look down you see why
>Your autistic strength managed to clinch the door
>Your locker was actually locked, the metal bent around his knuckles
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! GET IT OFF!!!GET IT OFF!!!GET IT OFF!!!GET IT OFF!!!GET IT OFF!!!GET IT OFF!!!GET IT OFF!!!"
>Flash keeps screaming like its a mantra
>Not meaning to cause this much intentional harm you oblige him
>When the lock is open again the door pops and Flash retrieves his hands
>They were crooked and red and it even looked like they were leaking something
>"Shit Anon what the fuck was that!"
>Flash stupidly tries to punch you
>He catches you off guard and even manages to make your nose bleed, but it hurts him more than you
>"AAAAAHHHH!!! FUCK!!"
"I thought you were fucking ready?!"
>He doesn't speak so much as he squeaks
>"I wasn't!"
"Then why did you say you were!"
>The two of you keep going back and forth until the principal steps forward and talks to the both of you
>You feed him some bullshit about how it was all an accident and Flash confirms
>The principal leads the two of you to the nurse's office to get fixed
>Sure enough Twilight is there getting some extra credit as a nurse's aid
>When the nurse asks who wants to get fixed first Flash volunteers you
>Twilight is left to look after him as you're led into the room behind the two of you
>The nurse leaves the door open
>"So are you going to make me feel better Twily?"
>"Well, that's what i'm here for, so let's hope so. Let me get you some bandages."
>This was it, the moment of truth
>Flash was sitting on that seat/recliner thing
>In a few moments he'd pretend to be dizzy and then fall forward
>If all went according to plan he was going to get some boob
>Twilight returns perky as ever
>"Alright! Let's fix you up!"
>"Okay, um, oh no..."
>Flash slides his ass forward and latches onto Twilight's breasts
>A devious smile is plastered on his face as he does so
>It is wiped away seconds later as he realizes something
>("I-I can't feel anything!")
>Flash struggles painfully to get some feeling out of his hands as he continues to grope Twilight fiendishly
>"FLASH SENTRY!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!!"
>Flash suddenly realizes that the principal is still standing at the door and saw the whole thing
>He slowly meets his gaze as he hears a gasp behind him
>He turns to find the nurse staring daggers at him
>And you smiling a shit eating grin
>Twilight backs away and beats the crap out of him with a bedpan
And that's the story of how Flash Sentry became a State Registered Sex Offender

THE END