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- <i>Can you just run it a few more times, Lee?</i>
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- Lonestar Barbecue Sauce,
- the perfect partner for your chicken.
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- Lonestar Barbecue Sauce,
- the perfect partner for your chicken.
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- Lonestar Barbecue Sauce,
- the perfect partner for your chicken.
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- 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:54,532
- You got it?
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- 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:57,451
- <i>Can you do one more?</i>
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- 00:01:59,245 --> 00:02:00,496
- You want something different?
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- 00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:04,375
- <i>Just do one more.</i>
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- 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:13,884
- Lonestar Barbecue Sauce,
- the perfect partner for your chicken.
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- 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:16,679
- Yeah?
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- 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:18,973
- <i>And do one more?</i>
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- Lonestar Barbecue Sauce...
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- Hey, Peter.
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- <i>Hey, Lee, how are you?</i>
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- 00:02:43,873 --> 00:02:44,707
- What's up?
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- <i>Have you ever heard of a group called</i>
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- <i>The Western Appreciation
- and Preservation Guild?</i>
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- No.
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- <i>Well, I just got a call from them,</i>
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- 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:57,636
- <i>they want to give you
- a Lifetime Achievement Award.</i>
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- Okay.
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- Lifetime, huh?
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- 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,186
- <i>Yeah.</i>
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- 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:08,814
- Is there anything else?
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- <i>I don't know, there's some
- sort of award ceremony.</i>
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- I figured that. I mean,
- is there anything else? Like...
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- Uh, I don't know. A job offer? A script?
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- <i>Not at the moment.</i>
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- <i>But we're expecting some things soon, Lee.</i>
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- Right.
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- 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:23,430
- Lee. Sorry to keep you waiting.
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- It's fine.
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- I know we were all hoping to get
- good news about this biopsy.
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- But... I'm afraid I don't have good news.
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- Shit.
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- Goddammit.
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- Lee.
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- Shit. You trying to give me a heart attack?
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- I'm trying to get you to open
- the god damn door.
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- That was a cop-knock.
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- 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:22,878
- You know, like you're a cop knocking.
- That's how cops knock.
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- 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:26,548
- You wanna smoke some joints?
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- Yeah.
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- Are you okay?
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- You seem a little...
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- off.
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- The thing is...
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- I got some news.
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- What news?
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- <i># Baby, baby, why, oh, why #</i>
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- 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:02,376
- <i># Why did you leave me #</i>
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- <i># For another guy... #</i>
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- I wanna make a movie.
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- 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,676
- - Oh, yeah?
- - Mm-hm.
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- I had this dream last night...
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- Mm... stop right there.
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- Why?
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- Question?
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- Do you like hearing
- about other people's dreams?
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- I don't know.
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- Sure.
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- - Really?
- - Yeah.
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- Because for me hearing about
- other people's dreams is...
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- You telling me you don't
- wanna hear about my dream?
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- Yeah.
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- Fuck you.
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- It just doesn't interest me, man.
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- Think about it, I mean, it's your dream.
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- What about movies?
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- Do they interest you?
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- Yeah. I love movies.
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- Movies are other people's dreams.
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- So...
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- You got an ounce of this shit, or what?
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- I need it.
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- An ounce?
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- Yeah.
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- One ounce of the devil's lettuce.
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- That's gonna clean me out, man.
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- I don't why you just can't go to the store
- like everybody else.
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- I like coming here.
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- Yeah?
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- You are a creature of habit,
- if ever there was one.
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- It's called Platinum Cookies.
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- It's a blend, it's real good shit.
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- Platinum Cookies.
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- Platinum Cookies, the real good shit.
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- Say that, just... just that.
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- Platinum Cookies.
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- The real good shit.
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- Oh, my God.
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- That voice could sell
- a shit ton of weed, my friend.
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- What's this?
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- Shrooms.
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- Break in case of emergency.
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- 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,472
- <i># You ain't gonna hear it #</i>
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- 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,392
- <i># No more fussin' and fightin'#</i>
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- 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:27,187
- <i># Let me hold you tight #</i>
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- 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,775
- <i># Bygones are bygones #</i>
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- 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,569
- <i># Don't think about tomorrow #</i>
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- 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,280
- <i># For the future's bright #</i>
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- 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,619
- <i># You admit you were wrong #</i>
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- 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:46,335
- <i># You were just a fool #</i>
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- 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:48,250
- <i># Too blind to see #</i>
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- <i># I was the only girl for you #</i>
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- <i># And now you've seen the light #</i>
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- Who's that?
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- Oh, hey.
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- 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:05,642
- Charlotte, come on in.
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- 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,102
- - Hey, man.
- - Hey.
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- 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:11,273
- God, it... place smells
- like fish sells in here.
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- 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,234
- Yeah, we're just finishing
- a little afternoon snack.
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- Lee, Charlotte. Charlotte, Lee.
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- 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:19,448
- Hey.
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- 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,116
- Hi.
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- 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:24,202
- I'll be right back. Don't worry, he's cool.
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- 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,708
- <i># You admit you were wrong #</i>
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- 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,669
- <i># You were just a fool #</i>
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- 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,338
- <i># Too blind to see #</i>
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- 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:39,384
- <i># I was the only girl for you #</i>
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- 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,137
- <i># And now you've Seen the light #</i>
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- 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:46,516
- <i># Everything's gonna be all right #</i>
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- 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:50,395
- <i># So hold me tight... #</i>
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- You're staring at me.
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- Sorry.
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- I didn't say I had a problem with it,
- I was just simply pointing it out.
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- 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,073
- I like trying to figure people out.
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- 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:07,621
- I think you can figure out a lot
- about a person by just looking at them.
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- Okay.
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- 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,712
- So, what'd you figure out about me?
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- Not a thing.
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- How do I know you?
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- 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,769
- I know you from something.
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- 00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:33,396
- If you say so.
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- 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:35,982
- Are you an actor?
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- 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:38,985
- Yeah.
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- 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,198
- All the actors I know are
- self-centered and insane.
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- 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,327
- Sounds about right.
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- 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,627
- You're staring at me now?
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- 00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:57,921
- Yeah.
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- 00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:02,425
- Seeing if I can... figure you out.
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- 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:04,761
- Can you?
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- 00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:08,098
- You seem sad.
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- 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,352
- There you go.
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- 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,312
- Thanks.
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- 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,274
- It's all here, but... count it.
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- 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,068
- Don't drink too much with these.
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- 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:22,070
- Thanks.
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- 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,951
- Jesus! Get some sun, man.
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- 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,412
- Nice to meet you, um...
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- Sorry, I forgot your name.
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- 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,710
- - Lee.
- - Right. Lee.
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- 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,297
- They say that memory
- is the second thing to go.
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- 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,717
- And what's the first?
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- I can't remember.
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- 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:49,389
- How do you two know each other?
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- 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,767
- We were on a TV show together.
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- 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,561
- Nothing you've ever heard of.
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- 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,814
- It's called <i>Cattle Drive.</i>
- It ran for 13 episodes.
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- 00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,524
- Lee was the lead.
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- 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,613
- Ben Horn, a gun slinger.
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- 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:02,527
- Whoa.
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- 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,655
- I was a cocky kid who stole
- the wrong man's horse.
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- 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,116
- - You mean you had a real job once?
- - Yeah.
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- 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,744
- Had a wife too. So did he.
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- Now, we just have each other.
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- 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:15,415
- Well.
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- 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,127
- Nice to meet you, Lee.
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- This one, and this one.
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- What a nice surprise.
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- A nice surprise?
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- 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:18,728
- Good to see you, Val.
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- 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:19,938
- Sure it is.
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- 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,243
- You getting ready for another show?
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- Yes, at the end of the month.
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- 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,386
- Have you seen Lucy recently?
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- Yes, she came over for dinner,
- we watched some TV on Sunday.
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- 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:02,313
- What'd you watch?
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- 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:06,109
- You wanna know what we watched on television?
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- 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,570
- I haven't seen Lucy in a long time.
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- Call her.
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- 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:11,740
- She doesn't want me to call her.
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- Don't do that.
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- I don't blame her.
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- 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:23,960
- You should call her.
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- 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,400
- I've got something I wanna tell you.
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- 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,577
- I'm gonna make a movie.
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- 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:06,086
- <i>Peter Cohen's office.</i>
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- 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,383
- Hey, Chelsea, it's Lee, for Peter.
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- 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:11,299
- - <i>Hi, Lee, let me see if I have him.</i>
- - Thanks.
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- 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,179
- <i>Lee, what's up?</i>
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- 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,681
- When did you say that thing was again?
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- 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,351
- - <i>The Western award?</i>
- - Yeah.
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- 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:48,753
- Dad.
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- 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,630
- You look good out there.
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- 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,260
- Remember when we used to play?
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- 00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,389
- What are you doing here?
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- 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,810
- I mean, how did you know I was here?
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- 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:05,687
- Your mother told me.
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- 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,065
- I was in the neighborhood, and I just...
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- 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:13,862
- How's work going?
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- 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,739
- Still waiting tables at that steakhouse?
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- 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:18,700
- I liked that place.
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- 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:22,954
- I work for Google.
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- 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,373
- Oh.
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- 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,792
- Yeah, I sell advertising space for them.
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- 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,003
- Wow.
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- 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,214
- Yeah.
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- 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:35,592
- What's up?
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- 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:38,761
- Oh.
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- 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,518
- I guess it's been a while, huh?
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- 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:42,724
- Yeah.
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- 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:45,935
- You look the same though.
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- 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,396
- That's good, I guess.
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- 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:55,778
- I was thinking, uh...
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- 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:02,702
- I'm getting this lifetime
- achievement award thing, and uh...
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- 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,455
- it's no big deal but,
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- 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:12,086
- I was thinking maybe you'd like
- to go with me to the ceremony.
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- When is it?
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- 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:18,593
- Sunday.
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- 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:20,678
- This Sunday?
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- 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,140
- I'm going to Palm Springs
- with Jake. I can't cancel.
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- Right.
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- 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,020
- Okay.
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- 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,315
- How about dinner when you get back?
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- 00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:37,737
- My treat. You pick the place, time, whatever.
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- 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,203
- I'm free Tuesday.
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- 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,998
- Yeah. Yeah, that'll be great.
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- I got to get back.
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- 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,389
- I'll see ya. Tuesday.
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- 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:17,068
- <i># I'm gonna have some fun #</i>
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- 00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:23,157
- <i># On the beach where there's a party #</i>
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- 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:33,293
- <i># On the beach Where there's a party... #</i>
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- 00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:36,838
- Hello?
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- 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:40,300
- <i>Hello, Mr. Hayden?
- It's Nina calling from Cedars-Sinai.</i>
- 237
- 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:44,512
- <i>Dr. Friedburg would like to schedule
- your first oncology appointment.</i>
- 238
- 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,056
- Oh?
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- 00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:49,809
- <i>Are you available tomorrow morning at 11:00?</i>
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- 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:52,812
- Tomorrow morning?
- 241
- 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:55,315
- Um...
- 242
- 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,859
- <i>Dr. Friedburg would
- like to discuss your treatment plan</i>
- 243
- 00:21:58,026 --> 00:21:59,610
- <i>with you as soon as possible.</i>
- 244
- 00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:04,198
- <i>Is there another time
- that might be better for you?</i>
- 245
- 00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:08,536
- I'm actually in the middle
- of something right now, could...
- 246
- 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,497
- - Can I call you back?
- - <i>Yeah, that's fine.</i>
- 247
- 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,262
- Best tacos in L.A., right?
- 248
- 00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:32,972
- Yeah.
- 249
- 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,099
- You live around here?
- 250
- 00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:36,476
- No.
- 251
- 00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:39,645
- Stalking you.
- 252
- 00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:41,397
- Yeah.
- 253
- 00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:45,276
- Charlotte, right?
- 254
- 00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:48,446
- Got a good memory for an old pot-head.
- 255
- 00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:50,823
- A sad old pot-head.
- 256
- 00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:53,576
- Why did you say that anyway?
- 257
- 00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:58,247
- Um, because you're old
- and you smoke a lot of weed.
- 258
- 00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:00,833
- I mean, the part about me being sad.
- 259
- 00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:05,129
- I don't know.
- 260
- 00:25:06,214 --> 00:25:07,340
- Are you?
- 261
- 00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:12,178
- Nothing wrong with that.
- 262
- 00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:21,896
- Are you married?
- 263
- 00:25:23,606 --> 00:25:26,234
- Divorced. Have been for a long time.
- 264
- 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,532
- So are you gonna ask for my number?
- 265
- 00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:36,577
- You want me to?
- 266
- 00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:40,790
- Yeah.
- 267
- 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:44,585
- What? You got a thing for
- sad old guys or something?
- 268
- 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,046
- No.
- 269
- 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,339
- Just old guys.
- 270
- 00:25:58,975 --> 00:26:00,226
- You doing anything on Sunday night?
- 271
- 00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:22,582
- Cheers.
- 272
- 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,126
- To achieving things in a lifetime.
- 273
- 00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:26,711
- Sure.
- 274
- 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:32,842
- <i># You keep on moving in and out, girl #</i>
- 275
- 00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:35,261
- <i># You keep on moving #</i>
- 276
- 00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:40,808
- What's that?
- 277
- 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:43,811
- Fairy powder.
- 278
- 00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:45,563
- Uh-huh.
- 279
- 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:49,483
- It's something that will make you feel great.
- 280
- 00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:52,945
- I'm feeling pretty good right now.
- 281
- 00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:55,906
- Oh, yeah?
- 282
- 00:26:58,034 --> 00:27:01,037
- <i># You keep on moving... #</i>
- 283
- 00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:08,794
- It won't kill you, I promise.
- But no peer pressure.
- 284
- 00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:12,882
- Give me that stuff.
- 285
- 00:27:20,348 --> 00:27:23,309
- You really like burning the candle
- at both ends, don't you?
- 286
- 00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:25,728
- It seems like you do too.
- 287
- 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:35,696
- You know who came up with that?
- 288
- 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:38,574
- "Burning the candle at both ends"?
- 289
- 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:40,785
- Who's that?
- 290
- 00:27:42,078 --> 00:27:43,663
- Edna St. Vincent Millay.
- 291
- 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:53,756
- "My candle burns at both ends,
- it will not last the night,
- 292
- 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:57,510
- "But, ah, my foes, and oh, my friends,
- 293
- 00:27:57,718 --> 00:27:59,679
- It gives a lovely light!"
- 294
- 00:28:02,223 --> 00:28:03,307
- Isn't it great?
- 295
- 00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:05,851
- It's called <i>First Fig.</i>
- 296
- 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:15,319
- What?
- 297
- 00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:19,281
- I'm thinking.
- 298
- 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:21,992
- What are you thinking?
- 299
- 00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:26,372
- That if you were maybe
- 20 years older, I'd probably kiss you.
- 300
- 00:28:27,832 --> 00:28:29,125
- I got to wait 20 years?
- 301
- 00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:31,085
- You'll be dead in 20 years.
- 302
- 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:34,547
- Don't remind me.
- 303
- 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,345
- So, you're ready for tonight?
- 304
- 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:45,558
- Not really.
- 305
- 00:28:48,018 --> 00:28:49,186
- Are you gonna give a speech?
- 306
- 00:28:52,148 --> 00:28:53,524
- They'll be expecting that.
- 307
- 00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:56,277
- Just talk about all your
- lifetime achievements.
- 308
- 00:28:59,113 --> 00:29:00,906
- I did one film that I'm proud of.
- 309
- 00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:03,534
- That was 40 years ago.
- 310
- 00:29:04,452 --> 00:29:07,121
- Since then, I've stayed busy,
- but I wouldn't say I've been...
- 311
- 00:29:09,373 --> 00:29:10,291
- achieving.
- 312
- 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,839
- It's kinda weird being
- remembered for one part for so many years.
- 313
- 00:29:17,882 --> 00:29:18,924
- Yeah?
- 314
- 00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:24,180
- But it's about as close to immortality
- as any person can get.
- 315
- 00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:26,807
- You haven't even seen it.
- 316
- 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:28,726
- I don't need to see it.
- 317
- 00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:31,479
- I've got you right here.
- 318
- 00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:34,607
- Got the man himself.
- 319
- 00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:38,277
- The Hero.
- 320
- 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:43,532
- Okay.
- 321
- 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:58,172
- <i># If you love somebody enough#</i>
- 322
- 00:29:59,507 --> 00:30:02,551
- <i># You'll follow wherever they go #</i>
- 323
- 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,429
- So, when is this
- fairy powder going to kick in?
- 324
- 00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:06,931
- Pretty soon.
- 325
- 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:10,392
- And then this is going to seem like
- the greatest party of all time.
- 326
- 00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:12,061
- It better.
- 327
- 00:30:12,603 --> 00:30:13,729
- Mr. Hayden.
- 328
- 00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:16,106
- - Please, call me Lee.
- - Gary.
- 329
- 00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:19,318
- Gary Babcock, I'm the...
- the president of the...
- 330
- 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,862
- the Western Appreciation
- and Preservation Guild.
- 331
- 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:23,656
- We're... we're so honored to have you here.
- 332
- 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:25,157
- I'm honored to be here, Gary.
- 333
- 00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:27,409
- - This is...
- - Hi, I'm Cathy Lee.
- 334
- 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:28,494
- Cathy Lee.
- 335
- 00:30:31,956 --> 00:30:33,374
- - Funny.
- - Isn't it?
- 336
- 00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:36,836
- When I met him I thought,
- this must be meant to be.
- 337
- 00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:38,963
- Uh-huh.
- 338
- 00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:43,425
- This is such a cool event,
- such a... diverse crowd.
- 339
- 00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:46,804
- Uh, yeah. Sure.
- 340
- 00:30:48,138 --> 00:30:52,104
- Well, would you mind stepping over?
- We'd like to get a few pictures.
- 341
- 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,060
- Sure.
- 342
- 00:30:53,227 --> 00:30:54,812
- - You too, Cathy Lee.
- - You bet.
- 343
- 00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,442
- - Oh.
- - Woah. Pardon me, darlin'.
- 344
- 00:31:00,693 --> 00:31:01,735
- No, I'm...
- 345
- 00:31:03,112 --> 00:31:06,782
- I mean, you can bump
- into me anytime you want, Mr. Hayden.
- 346
- 00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,952
- Well, there you go.
- 347
- 00:31:11,829 --> 00:31:12,872
- I'm Betsy.
- 348
- 00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:14,164
- How do you do, Betsy?
- 349
- 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:16,876
- I'm such a huge fan.
- 350
- 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:18,419
- Well, thank you.
- 351
- 00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:21,255
- Would you mind signing something for me?
- 352
- 00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:23,883
- - I'll be happy to.
- - Really appreciate it.
- 353
- 00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:26,135
- Here.
- 354
- 00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:29,597
- To Betsy.
- 355
- 00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:34,602
- My bumpin' buddy.
- 356
- 00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:38,022
- I love that.
- 357
- 00:31:40,691 --> 00:31:41,734
- Thank you.
- 358
- 00:31:41,901 --> 00:31:43,739
- - Here you go, Betsy.
- - Thank you so much.
- 359
- 00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:47,323
- - You're so welcome.
- - And I just love your mustache.
- 360
- 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:49,241
- Well...
- 361
- 00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:51,911
- It loves you too.
- 362
- 00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:53,871
- Mr. Hayden.
- 363
- 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:56,373
- Would you mind stepping over here?
- 364
- 00:31:59,209 --> 00:32:01,128
- Yep, I feel it too.
- 365
- 00:32:04,882 --> 00:32:08,135
- <i># Getting any #</i>
- 366
- 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:15,726
- <i># Getting any #</i>
- 367
- 00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:25,069
- <i># Getting any #</i>
- 368
- 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,785
- <i># Getting any #</i>
- 369
- 00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:49,885
- <i># Getting any #</i>
- 370
- 00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:56,642
- <i># No, you ain't getting any #</i>
- 371
- 00:33:17,955 --> 00:33:21,712
- <i>Well now, the man I'm about to introduce</i>
- 372
- 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:24,211
- <i>needs no introduction.</i>
- 373
- 00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:26,213
- You all know this year's recipient.
- 374
- 00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:31,802
- His... his unmistakable voice,
- his iconic mustache,
- 375
- 00:33:32,219 --> 00:33:35,639
- made him one of most popular
- actors in the 1970s and 80s.
- 376
- 00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:40,144
- His turn as "The Hero"
- in the film by the same name is... is
- 377
- 00:33:41,103 --> 00:33:42,604
- widely considered one of the...
- 378
- 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,858
- one of the greatest western
- performances of all time.
- 379
- 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,193
- Let's take a look.
- 380
- 00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:50,487
- The one, the only, Lee Hayden.
- 381
- 00:34:04,877 --> 00:34:08,464
- Hold it right there, friend.
- We been lookin' for you.
- 382
- 00:34:08,881 --> 00:34:10,257
- Is that right?
- 383
- 00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:58,680
- Ladies and gentlemen, the Western Icon
- Lifetime Achievement Award recipient
- 384
- 00:34:59,515 --> 00:35:01,934
- for this year, Mr. Lee Hayden.
- 385
- 00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:29,878
- Thank you.
- 386
- 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:33,215
- Wow.
- 387
- 00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:36,468
- I don't know what to say.
- 388
- 00:35:39,930 --> 00:35:42,432
- Awards are a strange thing.
- 389
- 00:35:43,976 --> 00:35:45,936
- I mean, what does it say about you?
- 390
- 00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:52,484
- Before I came here tonight, I looked up
- "achievement" in the dictionary.
- 391
- 00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:55,070
- It's not a difficult word.
- 392
- 00:35:55,863 --> 00:35:57,156
- We all know what it means.
- 393
- 00:35:59,283 --> 00:36:00,534
- But I looked it up anyway.
- 394
- 00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:02,995
- Looked it up on my phone.
- 395
- 00:36:05,539 --> 00:36:10,961
- And it said, "the result of hard work."
- 396
- 00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:17,259
- Well, I certainly have worked hard.
- 397
- 00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:22,389
- But the thing is...
- 398
- 00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:27,102
- I know there are a lot
- of others out there who
- 399
- 00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:31,607
- are more deserving than I am of this award.
- 400
- 00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:35,319
- And so, I'm not sure why I'm
- standing up here right now.
- 401
- 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,156
- Not sure I deserve this.
- 402
- 00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:42,534
- Any of this.
- 403
- 00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:46,330
- We love you, Lee.
- 404
- 00:36:48,332 --> 00:36:49,499
- I love you too.
- 405
- 00:36:52,586 --> 00:36:55,631
- I do. I feel that love.
- 406
- 00:36:58,675 --> 00:36:59,635
- Deeply.
- 407
- 00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:04,389
- I'm nothing without all of you.
- 408
- 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:07,643
- Just a grain of sand.
- 409
- 00:37:10,354 --> 00:37:15,150
- And that's the thing,
- we're all just grains of sand.
- 410
- 00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:19,112
- We're just people.
- 411
- 00:37:19,947 --> 00:37:22,449
- People working hard and
- trying to do our best.
- 412
- 00:37:23,951 --> 00:37:24,785
- Aren't we?
- 413
- 00:37:25,202 --> 00:37:26,828
- - Yeah.
- - Yes.
- 414
- 00:37:27,454 --> 00:37:31,083
- I'm no better than you
- and you're no better than me.
- 415
- 00:37:32,793 --> 00:37:36,797
- Everyone in this room
- is as deserving as I am of this award.
- 416
- 00:37:43,345 --> 00:37:44,429
- Like you, Miss.
- 417
- 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:48,600
- Yes, ma'am, you.
- 418
- 00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:53,188
- Come here. It's okay, come on up.
- 419
- 00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:55,440
- Come on up.
- 420
- 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,206
- What's your name, darlin'?
- 421
- 00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:12,791
- Diane.
- 422
- 00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:14,584
- Diane.
- 423
- 00:38:16,253 --> 00:38:20,257
- Wow, this jacket you've got on sure is...
- 424
- 00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:23,093
- soft.
- 425
- 00:38:25,429 --> 00:38:26,847
- Tell you what, Diane,
- 426
- 00:38:28,515 --> 00:38:29,683
- you are my...
- 427
- 00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:33,770
- Western Icon Lifetime
- Achievement award winner.
- 428
- 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,399
- Here you go. Diane, everybody.
- 429
- 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:44,197
- Diane is my hero.
- 430
- 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:46,992
- Let's hear it for Diane.
- 431
- 00:38:48,285 --> 00:38:50,454
- She is a fucking icon.
- 432
- 00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:57,461
- Diane! Diane!
- 433
- 00:38:58,754 --> 00:39:01,465
- Diane! Diane! Diane! Diane!
- 434
- 00:39:45,759 --> 00:39:47,469
- Hold it right there, friend.
- 435
- 00:39:55,227 --> 00:39:56,603
- We've been looking for you.
- 436
- 00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:01,733
- - That right?
- - Not just us.
- 437
- 00:40:02,984 --> 00:40:05,278
- Got to be at least
- eight bounties on your head.
- 438
- 00:40:06,405 --> 00:40:08,365
- We intend to collect on all of 'em.
- 439
- 00:40:09,783 --> 00:40:11,076
- What?
- 440
- 00:40:11,410 --> 00:40:13,995
- Do you think you can keep
- running like this forever?
- 441
- 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:19,751
- You can't outrun destiny, amigo.
- 442
- 00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:24,506
- And they call you "The Hero."
- 443
- 00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:28,009
- But we know who you really are.
- 444
- 00:40:46,069 --> 00:40:48,071
- <i>And that's a cut.</i>
- 445
- 00:40:48,822 --> 00:40:49,906
- <i>Everybody take five.</i>
- 446
- 00:40:50,407 --> 00:40:51,495
- Thanks, Lee.
- 447
- 00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:20,437
- Hey, Dad.
- 448
- 00:41:21,313 --> 00:41:22,355
- How was the procedure?
- 449
- 00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:24,274
- You know what I always said?
- 450
- 00:41:24,858 --> 00:41:26,276
- I'm not going anywhere.
- 451
- 00:42:16,493 --> 00:42:17,577
- Hi.
- 452
- 00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:22,499
- Morning. Coffee?
- 453
- 00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:24,167
- Yes.
- 454
- 00:42:35,095 --> 00:42:36,096
- Thanks.
- 455
- 00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:40,267
- Did we, uh...
- 456
- 00:42:43,186 --> 00:42:44,271
- No.
- 457
- 00:42:45,272 --> 00:42:46,898
- Molly usually isn't good
- for that sort of thing.
- 458
- 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:50,360
- We did other stuff though.
- 459
- 00:42:51,570 --> 00:42:52,654
- Other stuff?
- 460
- 00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:55,657
- Yeah, we went out. After the ceremony.
- 461
- 00:42:56,866 --> 00:42:58,118
- We went out?
- 462
- 00:42:58,660 --> 00:42:59,536
- Yeah.
- 463
- 00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:02,289
- To a few bars, and a club.
- 464
- 00:43:03,123 --> 00:43:06,751
- You, um... danced. A lot.
- 465
- 00:43:17,387 --> 00:43:18,388
- How old are you?
- 466
- 00:43:21,433 --> 00:43:22,392
- How old are you?
- 467
- 00:43:22,642 --> 00:43:23,476
- Seventy...
- 468
- 00:43:24,352 --> 00:43:25,312
- One.
- 469
- 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:27,397
- Why do you wanna know how old I am?
- 470
- 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:29,899
- Because this seems a little odd.
- 471
- 00:43:30,150 --> 00:43:31,818
- - Does it?
- - Yeah.
- 472
- 00:43:32,569 --> 00:43:35,238
- I mean you look like you could be my
- daughter's age for Christ's sake.
- 473
- 00:43:35,405 --> 00:43:37,782
- Jesus. Don't make it weird.
- 474
- 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:39,284
- It is a little weird.
- 475
- 00:43:42,037 --> 00:43:43,204
- How old's your daughter?
- 476
- 00:43:45,624 --> 00:43:46,541
- Thirty four.
- 477
- 00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:48,460
- Cool, well... I'm older than her.
- 478
- 00:43:49,127 --> 00:43:50,128
- Still.
- 479
- 00:43:52,756 --> 00:43:56,092
- Look, I'm just a little...
- confused right now.
- 480
- 00:43:58,261 --> 00:43:59,721
- I don't understand why you're here.
- 481
- 00:44:01,473 --> 00:44:02,724
- You asked me out, right?
- 482
- 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:04,688
- Yeah.
- 483
- 00:44:04,768 --> 00:44:05,602
- So, what the fuck, man.
- 484
- 00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:07,771
- I'm not busting your balls
- because you're older than my dad.
- 485
- 00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:09,773
- But whatever.
- 486
- 00:44:11,441 --> 00:44:12,859
- If you've got a problem with it, I'll go.
- 487
- 00:44:13,276 --> 00:44:14,653
- No, I don't want you to go.
- 488
- 00:44:14,903 --> 00:44:17,113
- Okay so, what do you want?
- 489
- 00:44:20,742 --> 00:44:21,785
- I don't know.
- 490
- 00:44:23,662 --> 00:44:25,163
- Don't think so hard about it, man.
- 491
- 00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:27,666
- You're thinking about it instead of just...
- 492
- 00:44:32,629 --> 00:44:34,089
- Can I have some milk in my coffee?
- 493
- 00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:36,508
- I'm sorry.
- 494
- 00:44:46,726 --> 00:44:48,561
- I'm here because I wanna be here.
- 495
- 00:44:50,522 --> 00:44:52,440
- Trust me, I got plenty of places I could be.
- 496
- 00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:55,527
- But I'm here with you.
- 497
- 00:44:57,445 --> 00:44:59,364
- But if you don't want me here, I can go.
- 498
- 00:45:01,574 --> 00:45:05,203
- After I drink my coffee.
- 'Cause this coffee's pretty good.
- 499
- 00:45:06,663 --> 00:45:07,872
- That's Folgers.
- 500
- 00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:23,972
- I don't want you to go.
- 501
- 00:47:11,454 --> 00:47:12,497
- Can't find my phone.
- 502
- 00:47:14,082 --> 00:47:14,999
- You got to call somebody?
- 503
- 00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:18,503
- I like to check in once in a while.
- 504
- 00:47:25,385 --> 00:47:26,723
- Lee, oh, my God!
- 505
- 00:47:26,803 --> 00:47:27,846
- What?
- 506
- 00:47:28,847 --> 00:47:29,931
- You're trending on Twitter.
- 507
- 00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:33,518
- Your speech last night...
- I got a text from Jeremy.
- 508
- 00:47:35,061 --> 00:47:36,688
- Oh, my God, it went viral, dude.
- 509
- 00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:39,399
- TMZ, Entertainment Weekly,
- 510
- 00:47:39,941 --> 00:47:42,902
- Jezebel... Holy shit! You went viral, dude.
- 511
- 00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:44,449
- What're you talking about?
- 512
- 00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:47,699
- Your speech. When you
- brought that lady up on stage...
- 513
- 00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:49,826
- Okay, yeah.
- 514
- 00:47:50,076 --> 00:47:51,452
- People are going nuts over it.
- 515
- 00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:53,454
- Oh, my God!
- 516
- 00:47:53,955 --> 00:47:56,291
- Diane! They interviewed Diane!
- 517
- 00:47:58,668 --> 00:48:00,545
- Man, we really got to find your phone.
- 518
- 00:48:02,422 --> 00:48:03,840
- I'm not sure I want to know.
- 519
- 00:48:06,759 --> 00:48:08,094
- Let's forget about the phone.
- 520
- 00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:30,825
- You have a job to go to or what?
- 521
- 00:48:32,493 --> 00:48:33,870
- What do you do anyway?
- 522
- 00:48:39,459 --> 00:48:43,254
- So you wanna like...
- get to know me or something?
- 523
- 00:48:45,048 --> 00:48:46,215
- Yeah, I do.
- 524
- 00:48:50,553 --> 00:48:51,638
- I'm a comedian.
- 525
- 00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:57,810
- - A comedian?
- - Yeah, I do stand-up.
- 526
- 00:49:01,064 --> 00:49:02,273
- I have a show tonight actually.
- 527
- 00:49:03,733 --> 00:49:05,193
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 528
- 00:49:15,078 --> 00:49:16,204
- Wanna come?
- 529
- 00:49:17,747 --> 00:49:18,790
- You want me to?
- 530
- 00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:23,753
- Yeah, sure.
- 531
- 00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:28,049
- Hotel Cafe, eight o'clock.
- 532
- 00:49:30,343 --> 00:49:31,427
- I'll let you know.
- 533
- 00:49:37,433 --> 00:49:40,019
- Are you gonna tell me
- how old you are or what?
- 534
- 00:49:53,032 --> 00:49:55,243
- <i>Diane, my hero.</i>
- 535
- 00:49:55,910 --> 00:49:56,995
- Let's hear it for Diane.
- 536
- 00:49:58,454 --> 00:50:02,208
- <i>She's a fucking icon!</i>
- 537
- 00:50:06,421 --> 00:50:09,841
- You've got almost
- two million views in less than 24 hours.
- 538
- 00:50:10,216 --> 00:50:12,472
- - And that's a good thing?
- - Fuck yeah, man.
- 539
- 00:50:12,552 --> 00:50:15,179
- Everybody's talking about you today.
- They love you.
- 540
- 00:50:15,805 --> 00:50:17,015
- Check this out.
- 541
- 00:50:18,725 --> 00:50:19,559
- Hey, wait a minute, what...
- 542
- 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:21,644
- What is this thing here?
- 543
- 00:50:22,854 --> 00:50:24,188
- You don't know about the iceberg?
- 544
- 00:50:24,856 --> 00:50:25,815
- No.
- 545
- 00:50:26,733 --> 00:50:29,777
- Success is just the tip of the iceberg, man.
- 546
- 00:50:30,903 --> 00:50:32,030
- But underneath...
- 547
- 00:50:32,905 --> 00:50:35,658
- is all your experiences
- that made that iceberg.
- 548
- 00:50:36,617 --> 00:50:39,412
- And you're the only one
- who knows what's really down there.
- 549
- 00:50:43,249 --> 00:50:44,333
- It's a metaphor.
- 550
- 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:47,587
- People look at you and
- they only see the success.
- 551
- 00:50:52,133 --> 00:50:54,555
- It's like a figurative
- representation, like poetry...
- 552
- 00:50:54,635 --> 00:50:55,678
- Yeah, I see. I get it.
- 553
- 00:50:57,138 --> 00:50:59,557
- What I don't get is why this
- is on your computer.
- 554
- 00:51:01,768 --> 00:51:02,894
- 'Cause it's true.
- 555
- 00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:13,237
- - Hey, Peter.
- - <i>Lee.</i>
- 556
- 00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:14,947
- <i>I've been trying to reach you all day.</i>
- 557
- 00:51:15,615 --> 00:51:16,657
- Yeah, what's up?
- 558
- 00:51:16,949 --> 00:51:18,367
- <i>What did you get into last night?</i>
- 559
- 00:51:18,826 --> 00:51:20,119
- I don't know.
- 560
- 00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:23,790
- <i>Well, the phone has not stopped ringing
- for you all day.</i>
- 561
- 00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:25,792
- For what?
- 562
- 00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:27,668
- <i>For work.</i>
- 563
- 00:51:28,628 --> 00:51:31,631
- <i>I got offers, I got scripts,
- more commercial work.</i>
- 564
- 00:51:33,341 --> 00:51:35,093
- <i>I just got a call and they wanna bring you in</i>
- 565
- 00:51:35,426 --> 00:51:38,137
- <i>for this massive new movie called</i> Galactic.
- 566
- 00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:39,889
- Are you serious?
- 567
- 00:51:40,389 --> 00:51:41,394
- <i>Yeah.</i>
- 568
- 00:51:41,474 --> 00:51:44,143
- <i>It's this fantasy thing,
- based on a young adult novel</i>
- 569
- 00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:46,145
- <i>and there's a great role in it for you.</i>
- 570
- 00:51:46,729 --> 00:51:49,232
- <i>This guy is the ultimate cowboy.</i>
- 571
- 00:51:49,732 --> 00:51:50,817
- So, there's an offer?
- 572
- 00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:53,903
- <i>You just need to come in and audition.</i>
- 573
- 00:51:54,529 --> 00:51:57,323
- I haven't auditioned in
- 40 fucking years, Peter.
- 574
- 00:51:57,573 --> 00:51:58,995
- <i>They want you to come in tomorrow.</i>
- 575
- 00:51:59,075 --> 00:52:00,118
- Tomorrow?
- 576
- 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,620
- <i>You can't say no to this, Lee.</i>
- 577
- 00:52:03,079 --> 00:52:04,413
- <i>You just can't.</i>
- 578
- 00:52:08,126 --> 00:52:09,502
- Look, the thing is, I got some...
- 579
- 00:52:14,715 --> 00:52:15,758
- All right.
- 580
- 00:52:16,259 --> 00:52:17,510
- Fax over the pages.
- 581
- 00:52:20,179 --> 00:52:21,264
- Wow.
- 582
- 00:52:23,099 --> 00:52:24,350
- You still fax?
- 583
- 00:52:43,786 --> 00:52:45,079
- You seem a little tense.
- 584
- 00:52:46,622 --> 00:52:48,124
- I'm just trying to focus here, man.
- 585
- 00:52:48,457 --> 00:52:49,500
- This helps me focus.
- 586
- 00:52:51,169 --> 00:52:53,007
- Helps me come off the mountain, man.
- 587
- 00:52:53,087 --> 00:52:55,173
- What fucking mountain are you talking about?
- 588
- 00:53:16,903 --> 00:53:18,404
- Thought you were already making a movie.
- 589
- 00:53:19,071 --> 00:53:20,156
- It was a pipe dream.
- 590
- 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:23,159
- This is real.
- 591
- 00:53:26,329 --> 00:53:27,330
- Okay.
- 592
- 00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:42,637
- Jesus Christ. You're making me crazy
- with all that moving around.
- 593
- 00:53:43,596 --> 00:53:44,597
- Sorry.
- 594
- 00:53:53,773 --> 00:53:54,857
- You wanna run lines?
- 595
- 00:53:59,695 --> 00:54:00,696
- Who are you?
- 596
- 00:54:01,739 --> 00:54:02,823
- They call me Turner.
- 597
- 00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:05,243
- Turner?
- 598
- 00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:06,410
- That's right.
- 599
- 00:54:07,245 --> 00:54:08,329
- And I'm here to help you.
- 600
- 00:54:09,247 --> 00:54:10,498
- But why?
- 601
- 00:54:11,249 --> 00:54:13,292
- Because you're my daughter.
- 602
- 00:54:15,670 --> 00:54:16,963
- I've come to save you.
- 603
- 00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:21,467
- And I need you to come with me. Now.
- 604
- 00:54:22,051 --> 00:54:22,885
- My father?
- 605
- 00:54:23,928 --> 00:54:25,263
- You're not my father.
- 606
- 00:54:25,513 --> 00:54:26,681
- Listen to me.
- 607
- 00:54:27,515 --> 00:54:30,062
- If we don't go now, we're as good as dead.
- 608
- 00:54:30,142 --> 00:54:32,603
- My father is dead. He died a long time ago.
- 609
- 00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:33,941
- It's me.
- 610
- 00:54:34,021 --> 00:54:35,273
- You don't even look like him!
- 611
- 00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:37,858
- I had to change the way I look
- to protect you.
- 612
- 00:54:39,235 --> 00:54:40,319
- I did die.
- 613
- 00:54:42,113 --> 00:54:44,323
- In some ways, I've been dead for a long time.
- 614
- 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,368
- I had to leave you.
- 615
- 00:54:48,828 --> 00:54:50,079
- But I did that to save you.
- 616
- 00:54:51,998 --> 00:54:53,708
- You were better off thinking I was dead.
- 617
- 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:58,796
- When I heard the council
- was coming after you...
- 618
- 00:55:00,506 --> 00:55:01,507
- well...
- 619
- 00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:05,177
- let's just say I'm not dead anymore.
- 620
- 00:55:07,763 --> 00:55:08,806
- I'm your father.
- 621
- 00:55:10,308 --> 00:55:11,559
- And I'm here to help you.
- 622
- 00:55:14,103 --> 00:55:15,146
- I love you.
- 623
- 00:55:16,856 --> 00:55:18,149
- And you have to come with me.
- 624
- 00:55:19,859 --> 00:55:21,944
- You have to come
- with me now, or we'll both die.
- 625
- 00:55:27,533 --> 00:55:29,452
- You remember what I always used to call you?
- 626
- 00:55:32,163 --> 00:55:33,622
- Buttercup.
- 627
- 00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:37,543
- It's me, Buttercup.
- 628
- 00:55:42,173 --> 00:55:43,758
- I've been gone for a long time.
- 629
- 00:55:46,344 --> 00:55:47,887
- And I may not look the same.
- 630
- 00:55:49,889 --> 00:55:50,806
- But it's me.
- 631
- 00:55:53,392 --> 00:55:54,518
- I'm here now.
- 632
- 00:55:56,771 --> 00:55:59,732
- I'm here now, and that's...
- That's all that matters.
- 633
- 00:56:10,284 --> 00:56:11,327
- Fuck yeah, man.
- 634
- 00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:19,710
- I think you're good.
- 635
- 00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:44,113
- <i>A lot of people, when they get married</i>
- 636
- 00:56:44,193 --> 00:56:48,697
- <i>they register at some bullshit place,
- like Pottery Barn, Crate and Barrel...</i>
- 637
- 00:56:49,281 --> 00:56:51,662
- <i>I had a friend who works for a non-profit.</i>
- 638
- 00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:54,912
- <i>She registered for asparagus peelers.</i>
- 639
- 00:56:57,540 --> 00:56:58,874
- <i>Bitch, you don't have a bed frame.</i>
- 640
- 00:57:00,709 --> 00:57:02,586
- <i>You can't afford asparagus,</i>
- 641
- 00:57:03,504 --> 00:57:05,381
- <i>the gay uncle of broccoli.</i>
- 642
- 00:57:10,302 --> 00:57:13,347
- <i>My husband and I, when we registered,
- we registered somewhere practical.</i>
- 643
- 00:57:14,390 --> 00:57:15,766
- <i>Kaiser Permanente.</i>
- 644
- 00:57:17,351 --> 00:57:19,228
- <i>We got IVF treatments and pap smears.</i>
- 645
- 00:57:22,231 --> 00:57:23,357
- Hey, what can I get you?
- 646
- 00:57:23,649 --> 00:57:25,401
- - Can I have a Michter's, neat, please?
- - Yeah.
- 647
- 00:57:25,734 --> 00:57:26,735
- Say...
- 648
- 00:57:27,236 --> 00:57:28,195
- Make it a beer.
- 649
- 00:57:28,571 --> 00:57:30,698
- - Whatever's on tap.
- - Okay. Be right back.
- 650
- 00:57:30,990 --> 00:57:34,080
- <i>Last dude I dated, his little brother
- worked at an ice cream truck</i>
- 651
- 00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:36,245
- right outside of my house in New York.
- 652
- 00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:39,707
- And every day he would
- give me free ice cream.
- 653
- 00:57:40,416 --> 00:57:43,711
- And one day he pops his head
- out of the truck and he was like, "Ali,
- 654
- 00:57:44,587 --> 00:57:46,213
- have you seen my brother?
- 655
- 00:57:47,256 --> 00:57:50,593
- Oh, my God, you don't know this,
- but he's bi-polar.
- 656
- 00:57:50,926 --> 00:57:52,887
- And he's gone missing."
- 657
- 00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:56,477
- And I was like, "Oh, my God."
- 658
- 00:58:00,853 --> 00:58:03,439
- "Do I still get free ice cream?"
- 659
- 00:58:04,774 --> 00:58:06,567
- All right, I've been Ali Wong.
- Have a good night, everybody.
- 660
- 00:58:10,779 --> 00:58:12,239
- Give it up for Ali Wong!
- 661
- 00:58:18,329 --> 00:58:22,082
- <i>Ali just got married,
- I also just got married.</i>
- 662
- 00:58:27,505 --> 00:58:28,801
- I loved your speech, by the way.
- 663
- 00:58:28,881 --> 00:58:30,886
- <i>Obviously... I married a woman.</i>
- 664
- 00:58:30,966 --> 00:58:31,884
- Thanks.
- 665
- 00:58:32,551 --> 00:58:33,677
- You have eyes on your face.
- 666
- 00:58:34,303 --> 00:58:36,430
- This is not the haircut of a woman
- who sleeps with men.
- 667
- 00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:39,934
- You guys, we're gonna
- keep the show right on rolling.
- 668
- 00:58:40,476 --> 00:58:43,395
- If you loved Ali, you'll love this next
- comic. I have known her forever.
- 669
- 00:58:43,562 --> 00:58:44,855
- She is hilarious.
- 670
- 00:58:45,356 --> 00:58:47,441
- Let's hear it now for Charlotte Dillon.
- Give it up for her.
- 671
- 00:58:47,775 --> 00:58:49,568
- Come on!
- 672
- 00:58:52,321 --> 00:58:57,284
- All right, keep it going for Cameron
- Esposito, our awesome host.
- 673
- 00:58:59,245 --> 00:59:00,079
- So...
- 674
- 00:59:01,121 --> 00:59:02,414
- I want to tell you
- about my day, I had... I had...
- 675
- 00:59:03,249 --> 00:59:04,333
- an extremely productive day.
- 676
- 00:59:05,251 --> 00:59:07,002
- My parents would be very proud of me.
- 677
- 00:59:08,587 --> 00:59:11,382
- Um, I met a guy, and then I fucked him.
- 678
- 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:12,883
- Yeah.
- 679
- 00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:14,385
- But it's not... but it's not what you think.
- 680
- 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:17,346
- I met him through someone
- who's really trustworthy:
- 681
- 00:59:18,097 --> 00:59:18,931
- my drug dealer.
- 682
- 00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:21,559
- Oh, my God.
- 683
- 00:59:22,226 --> 00:59:23,727
- Young guys, right?
- 684
- 00:59:24,019 --> 00:59:25,563
- Young guys, I'm over you guys.
- 685
- 00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:29,775
- I'm over it. The guy that
- I'm fucking right now, older.
- 686
- 00:59:30,818 --> 00:59:34,363
- Older. And I'm not talking like,
- forty seven or something.
- 687
- 00:59:35,072 --> 00:59:38,158
- I'm talking 70 plus, bitches.
- 688
- 00:59:39,034 --> 00:59:40,786
- Oh, yeah! Oh-hoh!
- 689
- 00:59:41,453 --> 00:59:43,959
- Full on senior citizen. Like...
- 690
- 00:59:44,039 --> 00:59:47,251
- Allowed to withdraw
- from a Roth IRA with no penalty.
- 691
- 00:59:48,335 --> 00:59:50,462
- Remembers when TV was like
- black and white and shit.
- 692
- 00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:53,340
- But here's the thing... Older guys,
- 693
- 00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:55,009
- they're awesome.
- 694
- 00:59:55,759 --> 00:59:57,970
- They're awesome, they're experienced...
- 695
- 00:59:58,637 --> 01:00:00,222
- you know, they know how to treat a lady.
- 696
- 01:00:00,639 --> 01:00:02,099
- They go slow.
- 697
- 01:00:03,434 --> 01:00:04,393
- Because they have to.
- 698
- 01:00:06,562 --> 01:00:10,691
- But okay, can we can we just talk
- about the balls for a second?
- 699
- 01:00:12,067 --> 01:00:13,986
- Right? Let's just, we're gonna talk about it.
- 700
- 01:00:14,194 --> 01:00:15,282
- I feel like we know each other now.
- 701
- 01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:17,865
- These balls have dropped.
- 702
- 01:00:18,324 --> 01:00:21,035
- Golf balls sitting at the bottom
- of a tube sock.
- 703
- 01:00:24,079 --> 01:00:25,122
- It was actually kinda hot.
- 704
- 01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:26,957
- But you know what's even hotter?
- 705
- 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:29,084
- Keeping his heart rate steady.
- 706
- 01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:30,919
- Serious.
- 707
- 01:00:31,128 --> 01:00:33,756
- I mean, what's naughtier than fucking
- someone who could die any second?
- 708
- 01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:36,216
- You know?
- 709
- 01:00:37,176 --> 01:00:38,010
- It's like...
- 710
- 01:00:41,472 --> 01:00:42,931
- So, yesterday...
- 711
- 01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:45,476
- Right? Let's talk about yesterday.
- Enough about today.
- 712
- 01:01:34,608 --> 01:01:36,652
- In some ways I've been dead for a long time.
- 713
- 01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:41,824
- I had to... I had to change the way I look
- to protect you.
- 714
- 01:01:43,742 --> 01:01:44,868
- I did die.
- 715
- 01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:47,246
- I had to go.
- 716
- 01:01:48,497 --> 01:01:49,336
- I'm leaving.
- 717
- 01:01:49,416 --> 01:01:50,416
- I'm your father.
- 718
- 01:01:52,543 --> 01:01:53,502
- And I'm here to...
- 719
- 01:01:54,795 --> 01:01:55,629
- I'm your father.
- 720
- 01:02:08,809 --> 01:02:09,852
- Mr. Hayden.
- 721
- 01:02:10,936 --> 01:02:11,770
- We're ready for you.
- 722
- 01:02:15,774 --> 01:02:17,693
- Hey! There he is.
- 723
- 01:02:19,486 --> 01:02:20,404
- Good to see you, buddy.
- 724
- 01:02:20,738 --> 01:02:22,451
- Thanks for coming in on such short notice.
- 725
- 01:02:22,531 --> 01:02:23,615
- Thanks for having me.
- 726
- 01:02:25,242 --> 01:02:26,076
- All right.
- 727
- 01:02:26,827 --> 01:02:28,162
- I'm sorry about all the bother.
- 728
- 01:02:28,829 --> 01:02:31,206
- It's just that everybody's
- reading for this movie.
- 729
- 01:02:31,582 --> 01:02:33,083
- No matter how big.
- 730
- 01:02:33,709 --> 01:02:35,294
- It's just the way this studio wants it.
- 731
- 01:02:35,753 --> 01:02:36,712
- I hope you understand.
- 732
- 01:02:37,421 --> 01:02:39,798
- No bother at all. I'm happy to do it.
- 733
- 01:02:40,507 --> 01:02:44,803
- Great. Okay, well... shall we just jump in?
- 734
- 01:02:45,012 --> 01:02:45,846
- Sure.
- 735
- 01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:49,391
- - Uh, you need sides, or...
- - Nope.
- 736
- 01:02:49,933 --> 01:02:51,059
- Ready to go.
- 737
- 01:02:51,477 --> 01:02:53,437
- Yeah? Okay.
- 738
- 01:02:54,062 --> 01:02:56,440
- Um, you'll be reading with Linda.
- 739
- 01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:59,943
- And, uh... let's begin.
- 740
- 01:03:06,074 --> 01:03:07,201
- Who are you?
- 741
- 01:03:09,453 --> 01:03:10,370
- My name's Turner.
- 742
- 01:03:11,371 --> 01:03:12,539
- Turner?
- 743
- 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:15,250
- That's right.
- 744
- 01:03:18,504 --> 01:03:19,630
- I'm here to help you.
- 745
- 01:03:20,005 --> 01:03:21,256
- Why?
- 746
- 01:03:22,174 --> 01:03:23,509
- Because I'm your father.
- 747
- 01:03:28,263 --> 01:03:29,473
- I'm here to help you.
- 748
- 01:03:30,891 --> 01:03:31,725
- Why?
- 749
- 01:03:32,226 --> 01:03:33,769
- Because you're my daughter.
- 750
- 01:03:46,448 --> 01:03:48,659
- My father? You're not my father.
- 751
- 01:03:55,374 --> 01:03:56,500
- I'm sorry.
- 752
- 01:03:57,543 --> 01:03:58,836
- Could I get the sides actually?
- 753
- 01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:01,880
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
- Of course, you can.
- 754
- 01:04:02,297 --> 01:04:03,465
- Here. Here you go, buddy.
- 755
- 01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:06,180
- I'm so sorry, I had this down.
- 756
- 01:04:06,260 --> 01:04:07,219
- I'm so sorry.
- 757
- 01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:09,221
- Take your time, it's totally fine.
- 758
- 01:04:09,930 --> 01:04:10,769
- Thank you.
- 759
- 01:04:10,849 --> 01:04:12,140
- Yeah, don't worry about it, Lee.
- 760
- 01:04:13,100 --> 01:04:16,895
- You just... Just take your time.
- 761
- 01:04:22,776 --> 01:04:26,488
- Listen to me, if we don't go now
- we're as good as dead.
- 762
- 01:04:28,198 --> 01:04:29,241
- But you're not my father.
- 763
- 01:04:30,158 --> 01:04:32,035
- My father is dead. He died a long time ago.
- 764
- 01:04:37,249 --> 01:04:38,083
- It's me.
- 765
- 01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:41,044
- You don't even look like him.
- 766
- 01:04:42,087 --> 01:04:42,963
- I had to change the way I look.
- 767
- 01:04:44,131 --> 01:04:45,507
- To protect you.
- 768
- 01:04:51,054 --> 01:04:51,972
- I did die.
- 769
- 01:05:06,528 --> 01:05:07,529
- I did die.
- 770
- 01:05:17,748 --> 01:05:18,916
- Shit.
- 771
- 01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:21,793
- - I'm so sorry.
- - Uh...
- 772
- 01:05:22,836 --> 01:05:26,423
- - I'm so sorry.
- - No, Lee, it's okay.
- 773
- 01:05:27,341 --> 01:05:30,472
- It's okay. Look, we'll go back.
- Let's, let's go back.
- 774
- 01:05:30,552 --> 01:05:31,473
- Let's go back to...
- 775
- 01:05:31,553 --> 01:05:32,763
- God damn it!
- 776
- 01:05:33,472 --> 01:05:34,306
- I'm so sorry.
- 777
- 01:05:34,890 --> 01:05:36,934
- I apologize. I wasted your time.
- 778
- 01:05:43,941 --> 01:05:45,525
- Hey, hey. Mr. Hayden.
- 779
- 01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,570
- Lee Hayden. How's it going, buddy?
- 780
- 01:05:48,779 --> 01:05:49,659
- Not now, man.
- 781
- 01:05:49,739 --> 01:05:52,616
- We all saw that video of your speech, man.
- It was absolutely amazing.
- 782
- 01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:54,952
- Just happy, out of control.
- 783
- 01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:56,870
- - Not now.
- - Listen...
- 784
- 01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:58,750
- Are you here for another western?
- 785
- 01:05:58,830 --> 01:06:00,332
- You're going to be
- doing another western, aren't ya?
- 786
- 01:06:00,749 --> 01:06:02,376
- It's gonna be great.
- We'd love to see you on it.
- 787
- 01:06:02,668 --> 01:06:03,506
- How did the audition go?
- 788
- 01:06:03,586 --> 01:06:05,215
- Get the fuck out of my face!
- 789
- 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:06,925
- Jesus Christ! Relax, man.
- 790
- 01:06:07,005 --> 01:06:08,006
- Just get the fuck away from me.
- 791
- 01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:49,895
- <i>Hi, this is Lucy. Leave a message.</i>
- 792
- 01:10:34,522 --> 01:10:35,607
- I had to do that act, Lee.
- 793
- 01:10:38,485 --> 01:10:41,404
- I had to do it to try to make
- sense of whatever this is.
- 794
- 01:10:44,824 --> 01:10:46,534
- You know I don't actually feel that way.
- 795
- 01:10:53,625 --> 01:10:54,834
- But you can't help who you like.
- 796
- 01:10:56,962 --> 01:10:59,297
- I'm feeling really sorry
- that I hurt you because I didn't...
- 797
- 01:11:03,718 --> 01:11:04,678
- I do like you.
- 798
- 01:11:07,013 --> 01:11:08,139
- So, I'm sorry.
- 799
- 01:11:11,935 --> 01:11:13,937
- Nothing I said up there
- changes how I feel about you.
- 800
- 01:11:29,661 --> 01:11:30,662
- I'm dying.
- 801
- 01:11:34,874 --> 01:11:36,835
- I got cancer and I'm fucking dying.
- 802
- 01:12:01,359 --> 01:12:03,069
- Cancer's not a death sentence anymore.
- 803
- 01:12:04,195 --> 01:12:05,196
- Just so you know.
- 804
- 01:12:10,910 --> 01:12:13,621
- Apparently, the one I have
- is one of the worst you can hope for.
- 805
- 01:12:22,088 --> 01:12:23,757
- What does your oncologist say?
- 806
- 01:12:26,259 --> 01:12:27,594
- Like surgery?
- 807
- 01:12:30,263 --> 01:12:32,557
- Radiation, or chemo?
- 808
- 01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:39,189
- Is it untreatable?
- 809
- 01:12:44,110 --> 01:12:45,320
- There's a procedure.
- 810
- 01:12:49,074 --> 01:12:50,158
- Not a cure.
- 811
- 01:12:54,037 --> 01:12:55,538
- It can buy a few more years.
- 812
- 01:13:00,877 --> 01:13:02,545
- I just don't know if it's worth it.
- 813
- 01:13:08,051 --> 01:13:08,885
- Worth it?
- 814
- 01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:13,515
- Buying time.
- 815
- 01:13:19,187 --> 01:13:22,107
- Jesus Christ, Lee. You're dying.
- It's all about buying time.
- 816
- 01:13:26,277 --> 01:13:27,404
- Yeah.
- 817
- 01:13:31,241 --> 01:13:33,076
- I just haven't figured what I wanna do.
- 818
- 01:13:37,330 --> 01:13:38,832
- What does your family say?
- 819
- 01:13:41,251 --> 01:13:42,627
- I haven't told my family.
- 820
- 01:13:45,422 --> 01:13:46,381
- Are you serious?
- 821
- 01:13:49,134 --> 01:13:50,427
- I haven't told anyone.
- 822
- 01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:53,596
- Just you.
- 823
- 01:14:06,860 --> 01:14:08,194
- You need to tell your family.
- 824
- 01:14:12,615 --> 01:14:14,033
- And you need to get that procedure.
- 825
- 01:14:17,162 --> 01:14:17,996
- Okay?
- 826
- 01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:23,668
- Tell me you're gonna do it.
- 827
- 01:14:28,131 --> 01:14:28,965
- I will.
- 828
- 01:14:32,552 --> 01:14:33,678
- You need to promise me.
- 829
- 01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:43,771
- I promise.
- 830
- 01:14:50,403 --> 01:14:51,237
- Okay.
- 831
- 01:15:02,332 --> 01:15:03,333
- I almost forgot...
- 832
- 01:15:05,251 --> 01:15:06,252
- I got you something.
- 833
- 01:15:06,878 --> 01:15:08,087
- You got me something?
- 834
- 01:15:08,546 --> 01:15:09,547
- Why?
- 835
- 01:15:09,923 --> 01:15:12,091
- It was the fucking reason
- I came over here, man.
- 836
- 01:15:12,759 --> 01:15:13,593
- My ruse.
- 837
- 01:15:20,892 --> 01:15:22,018
- I don't know what to say.
- 838
- 01:15:22,894 --> 01:15:23,811
- Maybe "thanks."
- 839
- 01:15:25,438 --> 01:15:26,272
- Open it.
- 840
- 01:15:43,081 --> 01:15:43,915
- Thank you.
- 841
- 01:16:06,521 --> 01:16:08,565
- <i>Hi, this is Lucy. Leave a message.</i>
- 842
- 01:16:10,817 --> 01:16:12,068
- Hey, Lucy, it's Lee.
- 843
- 01:16:12,569 --> 01:16:13,403
- It's your dad.
- 844
- 01:16:15,113 --> 01:16:16,239
- Look, I know you're upset.
- 845
- 01:16:16,531 --> 01:16:18,116
- And you have every right to be.
- 846
- 01:16:19,158 --> 01:16:20,285
- I screwed up.
- 847
- 01:16:21,703 --> 01:16:22,912
- But I guess you're used to that.
- 848
- 01:16:25,999 --> 01:16:26,958
- Listen...
- 849
- 01:16:29,127 --> 01:16:30,253
- please call me back.
- 850
- 01:16:33,214 --> 01:16:35,633
- I need to talk to you.
- I have something I want to tell you.
- 851
- 01:17:15,423 --> 01:17:16,591
- These are very you.
- 852
- 01:17:18,217 --> 01:17:19,552
- I'll take that as a compliment.
- 853
- 01:17:22,722 --> 01:17:23,806
- Is Lucy here?
- 854
- 01:17:25,099 --> 01:17:25,933
- She was earlier.
- 855
- 01:17:28,728 --> 01:17:29,979
- Did she tell you what happened?
- 856
- 01:17:34,692 --> 01:17:35,902
- I fucked up, Val.
- 857
- 01:17:42,909 --> 01:17:44,243
- I've got something I wanna tell you.
- 858
- 01:17:51,751 --> 01:17:54,379
- I've... um...
- 859
- 01:19:04,741 --> 01:19:05,908
- Hello?
- 860
- 01:19:23,301 --> 01:19:24,135
- How sick are you?
- 861
- 01:19:26,846 --> 01:19:27,889
- I guess it's pretty bad.
- 862
- 01:19:36,022 --> 01:19:37,857
- Were you ever gonna tell me?
- 863
- 01:19:41,319 --> 01:19:42,445
- How long have you known?
- 864
- 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:59,003
- I don't know why you go out
- of your way to be so difficult.
- 865
- 01:20:01,798 --> 01:20:06,302
- You know that, right?
- You know how selfish you can be?
- 866
- 01:20:10,014 --> 01:20:11,057
- You were always away.
- 867
- 01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:16,854
- And even when you weren't
- I was always very aware
- 868
- 01:20:17,146 --> 01:20:18,940
- that you were in the process of leaving.
- 869
- 01:20:22,902 --> 01:20:24,028
- And what are you doing now?
- 870
- 01:20:29,575 --> 01:20:31,914
- And the only reason we're even talking
- is because you wanna die
- 871
- 01:20:31,994 --> 01:20:33,329
- on good terms or something.
- 872
- 01:20:33,579 --> 01:20:34,834
- Is there something wrong with that?
- 873
- 01:20:34,914 --> 01:20:36,958
- You don't deserve it, Lee.
- 874
- 01:20:39,252 --> 01:20:42,630
- You can't just decide to fix things.
- 875
- 01:20:45,842 --> 01:20:47,343
- I mean, what am I supposed to do?
- 876
- 01:20:49,053 --> 01:20:50,346
- Just die and that's it?
- 877
- 01:20:50,847 --> 01:20:51,722
- Over and done?
- 878
- 01:20:53,808 --> 01:20:54,725
- Would you prefer that?
- 879
- 01:20:59,689 --> 01:21:01,524
- I wanna get past this.
- 880
- 01:21:06,612 --> 01:21:08,531
- I wanna get to the next thing.
- 881
- 01:21:14,453 --> 01:21:15,705
- So, what is the next thing, Lee?
- 882
- 01:21:17,582 --> 01:21:18,457
- I don't know.
- 883
- 01:21:21,294 --> 01:21:23,379
- I just know there's got to be another...
- 884
- 01:21:28,259 --> 01:21:29,802
- Will you just give me a chance?
- 885
- 01:21:33,890 --> 01:21:35,892
- Give me a chance to write another chapter.
- 886
- 01:21:45,776 --> 01:21:48,070
- I remember holding hands
- with you on this beach.
- 887
- 01:21:52,700 --> 01:21:54,160
- I held up our hands and I said,
- 888
- 01:21:56,662 --> 01:22:00,333
- "Your hand is old, and it has wrinkles."
- 889
- 01:22:04,086 --> 01:22:05,466
- Then I turned our hands over and I said,
- 890
- 01:22:05,546 --> 01:22:07,506
- "My hand is new and doesn't
- have any wrinkles."
- 891
- 01:22:15,765 --> 01:22:17,683
- I thought you left because
- I hurt your feelings.
- 892
- 01:22:26,192 --> 01:22:27,735
- And I believed that for years.
- 893
- 01:22:34,784 --> 01:22:35,743
- I'm so sorry.
- 894
- 01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:48,547
- It really is beautiful out here.
- 895
- 01:22:56,305 --> 01:22:57,223
- Yes, it is.
- 896
- 01:25:25,830 --> 01:25:27,084
- <i>Dr. Friedburg's office.</i>
- 897
- 01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:28,541
- I'd like to make an appointment.
- 898
- 01:25:28,999 --> 01:25:30,000
- <i>Please hold.</i>
- 899
- 01:26:24,471 --> 01:26:26,015
- <i>Thank you for holding.</i>
- 900
- 01:26:26,348 --> 01:26:28,517
- <i>You said you'd like to make
- an appointment, is that right?</i>
- 901
- 01:26:31,395 --> 01:26:32,275
- This is all you need?
- 902
- 01:26:32,355 --> 01:26:33,731
- That's it.
- 903
- 01:26:36,066 --> 01:26:38,652
- Hey, I got the Ultimate
- Buster Keaton on Blu-ray.
- 904
- 01:26:39,403 --> 01:26:40,446
- Wanna stick around?
- 905
- 01:26:41,280 --> 01:26:43,449
- We could order some Chinese chicken salads.
- 906
- 01:26:44,658 --> 01:26:46,702
- Yeah, I've got some stuff I'm working on.
- 907
- 01:26:47,411 --> 01:26:48,329
- Next time, though.
- 908
- 01:26:48,746 --> 01:26:49,622
- Yeah.
- 909
- 01:26:51,123 --> 01:26:52,124
- How've you been feeling?
- 910
- 01:26:56,879 --> 01:26:58,255
- Oh, I meant to tell you.
- 911
- 01:26:58,631 --> 01:27:02,596
- I found some episodes of <i>Cattle Drive</i>
- online last night.
- 912
- 01:27:02,676 --> 01:27:03,848
- I watched a bunch of them.
- 913
- 01:27:03,928 --> 01:27:04,970
- How were they?
- 914
- 01:27:05,221 --> 01:27:06,096
- Amazing.
- 915
- 01:27:06,847 --> 01:27:08,098
- You remember that scene we had?
- 916
- 01:27:09,099 --> 01:27:12,311
- You catch me stealing a horse, and
- you're about to beat the shit out of me,
- 917
- 01:27:12,645 --> 01:27:15,397
- and I tell you I'm an orphan,
- and you take pity on me.
- 918
- 01:27:16,690 --> 01:27:19,526
- Then in the next episode,
- they fucking hang me,
- 919
- 01:27:20,069 --> 01:27:22,321
- and that sends you on
- a revenge killing spree.
- 920
- 01:27:24,156 --> 01:27:26,367
- My death was the whole
- reason for that show, man.
- 921
- 01:27:43,884 --> 01:27:44,718
- Hey there.
- 922
- 01:27:45,928 --> 01:27:46,762
- Hey.
- 923
- 01:27:47,680 --> 01:27:48,555
- How's it going?
- 924
- 01:27:52,101 --> 01:27:54,478
- Happy birthday.
- 925
- 01:28:00,150 --> 01:28:00,985
- I got you something.
- 926
- 01:28:02,611 --> 01:28:03,445
- Hold on.
- 927
- 01:28:11,954 --> 01:28:13,080
- Yeah.
- 928
- 01:28:14,707 --> 01:28:15,708
- Did you ever read it?
- 929
- 01:28:16,792 --> 01:28:18,043
- 'Cause it was under the bed.
- 930
- 01:28:22,589 --> 01:28:24,008
- You know, I used to wanna be a poet.
- 931
- 01:28:25,676 --> 01:28:29,805
- Like, that was what I wanted to be more
- than anything in the world.
- 932
- 01:28:32,308 --> 01:28:34,852
- You sit down, because you're
- gonna listen to this poem.
- 933
- 01:28:46,113 --> 01:28:49,575
- "Dirge Without Music,"
- by Edna St. Vincent Millay.
- 934
- 01:28:53,412 --> 01:28:56,040
- "I am not resigned to the shutting away
- 935
- 01:28:56,665 --> 01:28:58,375
- "of loving hearts in the hard ground.
- 936
- 01:29:00,794 --> 01:29:04,173
- "So it is, and so it will be,
- for so it has been,
- 937
- 01:29:04,757 --> 01:29:06,175
- "time out of mind:
- 938
- 01:29:09,303 --> 01:29:10,512
- "into the darkness they go,
- 939
- 01:29:12,097 --> 01:29:13,390
- "the wise and the lovely.
- 940
- 01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:16,685
- "Crowned with lilies and laurel they go;
- 941
- 01:29:18,270 --> 01:29:19,480
- "but I am not resigned.
- 942
- 01:29:21,523 --> 01:29:23,901
- "Lovers and thinkers,
- into the earth with you.
- 943
- 01:29:24,193 --> 01:29:28,072
- "Be one with the dull,
- the indiscriminate dust.
- 944
- 01:29:30,866 --> 01:29:33,869
- "A fragment of what you felt,
- of what you knew,
- 945
- 01:29:35,913 --> 01:29:39,795
- "a formula, a phrase remains...
- but the best is lost.
- 946
- 01:29:42,002 --> 01:29:45,089
- "The answers quick and keen, the honest look,
- 947
- 01:29:45,422 --> 01:29:47,758
- "the laughter, the love...
- 948
- 01:29:49,259 --> 01:29:50,386
- "They are gone.
- 949
- 01:29:51,804 --> 01:29:53,305
- "They are gone to feed the roses.
- 950
- 01:29:54,723 --> 01:29:56,475
- Elegant and curled is the blossom.
- 951
- 01:29:57,309 --> 01:29:59,478
- "Fragrant is the blossom. I know.
- 952
- 01:30:00,229 --> 01:30:01,313
- "But I do not approve.
- 953
- 01:30:03,399 --> 01:30:06,693
- "More precious was the light in your eyes
- than all the roses in the world.
- 954
- 01:30:09,363 --> 01:30:12,491
- "Down, down, down into
- the darkness of the grave,
- 955
- 01:30:13,742 --> 01:30:18,622
- "Gently they go, the beautiful,
- the tender, the kind;
- 956
- 01:30:19,540 --> 01:30:22,376
- "Quietly they go, the intelligent,
- 957
- 01:30:23,210 --> 01:30:24,753
- "the witty, and the brave.
- 958
- 01:30:25,087 --> 01:30:26,130
- "I know.
- 959
- 01:30:27,005 --> 01:30:30,717
- But I do not approve. And I am not resigned."
- 960
- 01:31:11,341 --> 01:31:15,220
- The new sweet and spicy
- Lonestar Barbecue sauce,
- 961
- 01:31:15,888 --> 01:31:18,515
- the perfect partner for your ribs.
- 962
- 01:31:21,351 --> 01:31:25,105
- The new sweet and spicy
- Lonestar Barbecue sauce,
- 963
- 01:31:26,023 --> 01:31:28,817
- the perfect partner for your ribs.
- 964
- 01:31:30,777 --> 01:31:31,737
- That was great, Lee.
- 965
- 01:31:33,405 --> 01:31:34,448
- <i>Can you do one more?</i>
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