Piex's Adventures as Lowgock!

<glowcock> I named my penis after you
<MDragon> :o

(in IS: <reyscarface> wait r u implyin lowgock and others got ghosted)
<glowcock> well.. there is a ghost
<glowcock> it's the one that's making my cock hard for u tho
<reyscarface> ;)

<glowcock> I named my penis after M Dragon. Are you jealous?
<tennisace> yes
<glowcock> If you ask nicely you can experience the dragon's fire
<tennisace> pls
<glowcock> :) U asking nicely
<glowcock> FEEL THE WRATH OF CANADIAN WOOD!
<tennisace> oh ew fuck canada
<glowcock> just kiddin why would I have
<glowcock> a canadian penis. It's named after legends because it's so fuckin hard
<tennisace> i have no idea

<glowcock> I wanna Mekkah man outta you
<glowcock> if u are up for the challenge
<glowcock> meet me at 8pm GMT
<glowcock> in location: My anus
<Mekkah> isnt that place a little too occupied
<glowcock> You'd have to ask RODAN
<glowcock> I understand he's started off a small settlement there
<Mekkah> who are you anyway

<glowcock> I heard Smogon's interested in reintroducing Firebans. Personally, I view it as a little extreme, I mean I know that you're not huge fans at Smogon of having charizard or quilava giving you a spitroast
<glowcock> but don't you think it makes the steel-types sex machines a little OP?
<xenu> i dont play pokemon

<glowcock> With me, you can be lonely no more! I think you'll find that I'll Ness-essitate that you get down and dirty rather a lot because
<glowcock> let's not kid here
<glowcock> you think I'm a qt
<glowcock> and u wanna taste of M Dragon aka my 7 inch non-canadian cock magnifique
<LonelyNess> wat

<glowcock> I'm glad to hear of your return! Just I have to warn you, don't order one of the new Smogon shirts.
<glowcock> They're veyr heavily tainted with chloroform
<glowcock> *very
<glowcock> chaos is starting to operate a secret pokemon crime gang
<Joim> Don't worry, I'm waiting for the new design and I'll open it at the office :p
<Joim> also thanks

<glowcock> you make me very horny
<atomicllamas> o.o
<glowcock> its your complexion
<glowcock> it reminds me of that devilish charmer
<glowcock> practically the face of Smogon
<glowcock> my sweet honeydew RODAN
<atomicllamas> lol

<glowcock> I just want you to know
<glowcock> you make me wetter than a brazilian rainforest
<glowcock> when RODAN is on his period
<apt-get> .
<apt-get> who are you
<glowcock> dash lord
<apt-get> do I know you
<glowcock> well you might remember my penis that time it was stuck up cased's ass
<apt-get> are you a random tour nerd
<glowcock> no ;-;
<apt-get> ok
<glowcock> I am a follower of our almightly lord Zoltan
<glowcock> if you want the truth
<apt-get> do you want idm mod accounts
<glowcock> no I've fucked enough butts for owner thank you very much
<apt-get> welp
<apt-get> I was looking for someone to be ebin with them
<apt-get> since I'm locked

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 (Misty)
<glowcock> Hey misty, wanna get Steamy?

 (Porygon2 - I think they're a bot but that's no reason not to send them messages)
<glowcock> Pory gone too?
<glowcock> Pory come back!
<glowcock> I swear we can be bum buddies for real this time
<glowcock> :)

 (JabbaTheGriffin)
<glowcock> I wanna be grippin that griffin of yours, and then you can start Jabba-ing me, if u know what I mean ;)

 (Nexus)
<glowcock> So.. <Nexus> maybe it's because you like them that they keep losing
<glowcock> I guess this means that
<glowcock> if you hate my cock
<glowcock> you'll always keep winning it
<glowcock> it's a good thing my cock is a beautiful 7 inch masterpiece I guess

 (bmelts)
<glowcock> You're my favourite admin ;-; I mean chaos is so bad at cocksucking it's not even funny, and I'm pre sure that you could teach the secrets of getting the whole 6 inches down there

 (Darnell)
<glowcock> Darling Darnell would you like to visit my anus? I understand RODAN has started to build a koala conservation area there
<glowcock> Are you into preserving marsupials that pretend to be bears and were thankfully unsuccessful at giving One Direction herpes?

 (Nas)
<glowcock> Hey.. is Nas short for NastyBlastofGunkfromaPasty?
<glowcock> or was that rodan's full name?

 (MoIk)
<glowcock> Can I fondle your boobs?

 (Lutra)
<glowcock> you make me very moist

 (Floppy)
<glowcock> Floppy, whenever I see your written word, my rather large love gun becomes the opposite of your name

 (prem)
<glowcock> Please do things to me that others would consider inappropriate or even sexual assault

 (supermarth64)
<glowcock> I think you spelt your name wrong, my soulmate
<glowcock> shouldn't it be superhorny69
<glowcock> ??
<glowcock> Or maybe that was RODAN's alt o.o

 (jas61292)
<glowcock> I'm a big fan of CAP
<glowcock> Clamp A Penis has had some really good designs over the years
<glowcock> Especially the ones that you lead ^o^

 (NixHex)
<glowcock> Can you help me?
<glowcock> I need to expose the truth
<glowcock> Smogon is not really a pokemon website
<glowcock> it's actually a cover-up for
<glowcock> a secret child cocaine factory on the internet
<glowcock> oO
<glowcock> chaos is making cocaine for children
<glowcock> It needs to be exposed that
<glowcock> he is missing out on the large and important teen and adult markets

[Afterwards with apt-get]
<apt-get> anyway
<apt-get> any reason for PMing me?
<glowcock> lol
<glowcock> I literally am just sending a variety of
<glowcock> explicit pm's just to see
<glowcock> how people react
<glowcock> :)
<apt-get> oh
<apt-get> did you expect me to report you
<apt-get> and scream I am offended
<glowcock> no
<glowcock> I'm more aiming for stuff like
<glowcock> <Morfent> AFTER 10 000 YEARS MY DICK IS FREE <Morfent> 3 AND A HALF INCHES OF PURE TERROR
<glowcock> • +Bedschibaer unzips dick and reveals slightly smaller dick
<apt-get> lel
<glowcock> <glowcock> I wanna Mekkah man outta you <glowcock> if u are up for the challenge <glowcock> meet me at 8pm GMT <glowcock> in location: My anus <Mekkah> isnt that place a little too occupied
<glowcock>  <glowcock> I named my penis after M Dragon. Are you jealous? <tennisace> yes <glowcock> If you ask nicely you can experience the dragon's fire <tennisace> pls <glowcock> :) U asking nicely <glowcock> FEEL THE WRATH OF CANADIAN WOOD! <tennisace> oh ew fuck canada <glowcock> just kiddin why would I have <glowcock> a canadian penis. It's named after legends because it's so fuckin hard <tennisace> i have no idea
<apt-get> lel
<apt-get> I'm not one for epic comebacks
<apt-get> or anything like that
<glowcock> oh well
<glowcock> I was just looking for
<glowcock> anything entertaining
<glowcock> :)
<glowcock> nb my main alt = Piexplode
<apt-get> oh you're that faggot who got b&
<apt-get> because you were being a fag in firebot
<glowcock> yea
<glowcock> I also got banned from main once for
<glowcock> going somalia on the uebrs room
<glowcock> and I'm banned on PO forums for
<glowcock> reporting myself for being sexy
<apt-get> lel
<apt-get> who cares about PO tho
<glowcock> lol
<glowcock> there is 1 legit reason tbf
<apt-get> it's 10 people actively maintaining 50 metas
<glowcock> they have gen 1-3 programmed much better than PS
<glowcock> that's kinda it
<apt-get> for themselves
<glowcock> but yea they do suck
<glowcock> that ban for reporting myself for bein sexy is actually
<glowcock> my 2nd ban on there
<glowcock> and is 4 months long
<glowcock> I got an 8 day ban for
<glowcock> absolutely trashtalking the shit out of their ubers staff
<glowcock> o_o
<glowcock> shows how valuable their staff are