<Gumshoe> https://i.imgur.com/S0Ty9AK.png
<Gumshoe> i mean doesn't it make sense >_>
<Gumshoe> anonymous it's making sense right
<Gumshoe> solve it
<Gumshoe> for anything in it
<Gumshoe> try it
<Gumshoe> well, here i  can elp you
<Gumshoe> right now
<Gumshoe> hold on
<Gumshoe> (4.84656523 × 1034 m^4 kg / s^4) = speed of light squared SQUARED = FORCE
<Gumshoe> dude, google tried to authenticate me cuz i thought i was a bot
<Gumshoe> 12+ times
<Gumshoe> i'm not joking
<Gumshoe> ...
<Gumshoe> it*
<Gumshoe> fucking google
<Gumshoe> i'm sure they have this math already
<Gumshoe> not publicized tho
<Gumshoe> FUCKERS
<Gumshoe> that's whydude
<Gumshoe> (4.84656523 × 1034 m4 kg / s4) =speed of light squared SQUARED = FORCE (mass + (volume = time) + energy)
<Gumshoe> there we go
<Gumshoe> make sense? :P
<Gumshoe> plug em in
<Gumshoe> btw
<Gumshoe> m4 = m^4 sorry
<Gumshoe> volume
<Gumshoe> >_>
<Gumshoe> which is the same as time
<Gumshoe> spacetime
<Gumshoe> -_-
<Gumshoe> doesn't anyone get it :P
<Gumshoe> everything
<Gumshoe> it unites all those things and their respective operations
<Gumshoe> time travel
<Gumshoe> for one
<Gumshoe> stopping time
<Gumshoe> anonymous, you don't understand
<Gumshoe> this will literally cause time travel
<Gumshoe> ...
<Gumshoe> when something is travelling FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT squared SQUARED
<Gumshoe> time stops for it
<Gumshoe> and therefore
<Gumshoe> time and volume = 1
<Gumshoe> constant
<Gumshoe> they become fixed
<Gumshoe> true, but hey, the IDEA is there
<Gumshoe> let the engineers fuck with it
<Gumshoe> not me:P
<Gumshoe> but yeah
<Gumshoe> you think i'm nuts huh -_-
<Gumshoe> do that math
<Gumshoe> and you must believe
<Gumshoe> no other choice
<Gumshoe> math doesn't lie
<Gumshoe> the equation is equal on both sides
<Gumshoe> no matter how you slice it up
<Gumshoe> heh
<Gumshoe> sure
<Gumshoe> ya can touch up on it tomorrow
<Gumshoe> i have a feeling it will be more known by then :P
<Gumshoe> i'm spreading the virus
<Gumshoe> dude
<Gumshoe> like 20 people retweeted me
<Gumshoe> replying to me
<Gumshoe> ... -_-
<Gumshoe> what did i do
<Gumshoe> i just solved for Force
<Gumshoe> i.e. God
<Gumshoe> "FOR GOD IT NEVER MOVES, HE CONTROLS IT AS IT GOES. HE DETERMINES THE VALUES. WE SEE THE VALUES HE DETERMINES IN PERSON UP FRONT. IT HAPPENS TOO FAST FOR US, SO SLOW FOR HIM HE CAN MANIPULATE THE "DATA" HINT HINT"
<Gumshoe> hint: it's a simulation run by assholes
<Gumshoe> not "God" or "He"
<Gumshoe> -_-
<Gumshoe> sorry
<Gumshoe> (1kg((c^2)^2)
<Gumshoe> try it
<Gumshoe> it gives you meters seconds and kilos
<Gumshoe> literally
<Gumshoe> mass times the speed of light squared SQUARED
<Gumshoe> gives you everything else
<Gumshoe> i did it dude
<Gumshoe> i fucking nailed it
<Gumshoe> i figured out the General Theory of the Universe
<Gumshoe> ...
<Gumshoe> EVERYTHING
<Gumshoe> is due to Force
<Gumshoe> (God)
<Gumshoe> well, yeah
<Gumshoe> it's procedural
<Gumshoe> he's an asshole
<Gumshoe> i'm 10000% a linear thinker
<Gumshoe> the universe is linear
<Gumshoe> thanks god
<Gumshoe> for giving me the perception to do this bullshit
<Gumshoe> you asshole
<Anonymous> well actually if you load the universe into an oscilloscope it's clearly shaped like a bag of doritos and mtn dew wake up america it's illuminati
<Anonymous> we're missing a few parts of our free will. it isn't complete. but this is good because it would derange us to have true free will. i think consciousness is semi-random and we are able to direct and tune its workings in various ways that are useful to us. these synergies give rise to a volition that is probably about as intricate as our organic hardware can actually run.
<Gumshoe> okay so
<Gumshoe> how about the real part
<Gumshoe> what's going to happen to me
<Gumshoe> when they find out i'm einstein
<Gumshoe> ...
<Anonymous> so, next time you lament that you have some awareness, you can be thankful that you don't have all the other ones too
<Gumshoe> anonymous, i'm 26
<Gumshoe> he was 26
<Gumshoe> during special relativity
<Gumshoe> for fuck's sake
<Gumshoe> it's me
<Gumshoe> i'm him reincarnate
<Gumshoe> let's not fuck around here
<Gumshoe> ...
<Anonymous> einstein himself talked prolifically about how obscure and ordinary people everywhere must have intellect and talent to exceed his
<Anonymous> why stop at einstein? :P
<Gumshoe> anonymous
<Gumshoe> why did someone or something tell me
<Gumshoe> "YOU ARE GOING TO DIE AT THE AGE OF 76"
<Gumshoe> like 3 days before i do what einstein did at 26
<Gumshoe> and then died at 76
<Gumshoe> ...
<Anonymous> i can't speak for others' experience. i don't know how that was for you or how it felt or what factors could have influenced it.
<Gumshoe> anonymous
<Gumshoe> i also had a manic episode where i started seeing things as... presuambly einstein did
<Gumshoe> and well
<Gumshoe> i said "i'm the messiah"
<Gumshoe> like, not outloud, just thought it
<Gumshoe> i have no recollection of messiah in the previous year
<Gumshoe> like the word or using it or whatever
<Gumshoe> ..
<Gumshoe> they say the messiah will bring word of god or something?
<Gumshoe> who knows
<Gumshoe> idk
<Anonymous> one time i drank a bunch of cough syrup, left my pitch-black bathroom and went to Abyss-435 where a faratsu told me I didn't belong there. I told it there was no belonging and then I threw up.
<prickium__> LEFT MY LCD ON ALL THE BUTTONS DO THE LEG SPAN OF WINTER
<Gumshoe> -_-
<Gumshoe> no drugs here
<Gumshoe> just prescription
<Gumshoe> which started working well
<Gumshoe> oddly enough
<Anonymous> that doesn't matter. the insights granted by all substances, whether chemical or pharmaceutical or otherwise, are still insights brought forth from your own consciousness. it doesn't affect the merit or credibility of things as much as people think.
<Gumshoe> see, when time is moving, volume and time doesn't unite
<Gumshoe> when it stops, all the values are constant
<Gumshoe> time and volume become one
<Gumshoe> spacetime
<Gumshoe> a fabric god can sow data on
<Gumshoe> ...
<Gumshoe> if oyu get my point :P
<Gumshoe> anonymous sorry to keep you up
<Gumshoe> https://twitter.com/barr1966_barr/status/953239720481513472
<Anonymous> do you think space mediates time? or to say it another way, do you think that a property of space controls the rate of matter-emanations
<Gumshoe> :P
<Gumshoe> no, force controls it all
<Gumshoe> when force is at play, time as stopped
<Gumshoe> meaning GOD = FORCE
<Gumshoe> TIME HAS STOPPED FOR GOD
<Gumshoe> GOD IS MANIPULATING THE "DATA" HINT HINT
<Gumshoe> >_>
<Gumshoe> time has*
<Gumshoe> TIME in THIS UNIVERSE has stopped for god
<Gumshoe> in his own, his own god is controlling it
<Gumshoe> and so on and so forth
<Gumshoe> infinitely
<Gumshoe> undefined
<Anonymous> it's because god alt-tabbed away from his integra-95 VM and started watching shit on youtube
<Anonymous> most emulators pause when they lose focus
<anonymous> that unfocused bastard
<anonymous> who does he think he is
<anonymous> or she
<anonymous> whichever
<Gumshoe> idk
<Gumshoe> but msy proved he's a fuckhead
<Gumshoe> fucking with us
<Gumshoe> as we move alone
<Gumshoe> along*
<anonymous> that FUCKHEAD!!!!
<anonymous> I say we get the pitchforks and use them to....
<anonymous> shovel cocks my mouth
<Anonymous> some people think time is like a river. everywhere at once, as one instance along its length. personally, i think time is a ruler we devised for the phenomenon of change, and it has only as much precision or regularity as we devise for it.
<Anonymous> also, gummi bears.
<Gumshoe> anonymous thinks i'm insane :
<Gumshoe> :(
<Gumshoe> but it's okay
<Gumshoe> eventually they'll have to believe???
<Gumshoe> idk
<Gumshoe> anonymous you think i have a chance in hell here
<Anonymous> it would take a lifetime to find out enough to have an opinion on that. we'll just have to see
<Gumshoe> yep
<Anonymous> a lot of people have set out to find or prove god through mathematics. but mathematics works the way it does because humans decided certain axioms were true. it has relationships with external reality, but does not reflect or implicate it beyond those means we devise to bridge them together.
<Gumshoe> it doesn't concretely prove it
<Gumshoe> it proves force
<Gumshoe> not god
<Gumshoe> just Force
<Gumshoe> as a function of everything
<Gumshoe> so if anything
<Gumshoe> i'm sticking with the physical constant side of it
<Gumshoe> :P
<Gumshoe> not the god part
<Gumshoe> fuck it
<Gumshoe> who cares right?
<Anonymous> even if we objectively prove that this is a simulation someone is running, what are we gonna do about it other than laugh?
<Anonymous> the physical side is definitely the one most people are going to want to discuss
<Gumshoe> we will manipulate it data
<Gumshoe> hack it
<Gumshoe> but... if the force will let us?
<Gumshoe> no idea
<Gumshoe> it's a paradox
<Anonymous> and even if whatever is "outside" obeys familiar physical laws, and we can step out of the computer into the room where this sim is going on, who knows what laws or rules those outside have for dealing with us
<Gumshoe> time must be stopped for us to do it
<Gumshoe> which means what? the observer has stopped observing
<Gumshoe> sadly
<Gumshoe> simulation ends
<Gumshoe> finished
<Gumshoe> done
<Gumshoe> defined = 1 = everything
<Gumshoe> until then, it's 0.999...infinity
<Gumshoe> and THAT'S how we count
<Gumshoe> not 1 2 3 4 5
<Gumshoe> no
<Gumshoe> it's 0.9 then 0.99
<Gumshoe> the digits add up
<Gumshoe> . is an operator
<Gumshoe> 0 is the undefined
<Gumshoe> . operator
<Gumshoe> TRYING to define it
<Gumshoe> on the other side
<Gumshoe> it's a program dude
<Gumshoe> just a computer program language
<Gumshoe> based on math at its SMALLEST ROOT
<Gumshoe> this way, anonymous
<Gumshoe> you can predict the next number to get the final number
<Anonymous> i've started to doubt whether this universe has any quanta or infinitesimality.
<Gumshoe> so you know the result
<Gumshoe> basically i'm predicting the future with this one
<Gumshoe> using numbers
<Gumshoe> i can prove it too
<Gumshoe> i cna ALWAYS get the value to complete it
<Gumshoe> always
<Gumshoe> this is how you predict the future
<Gumshoe> using this kind of math
<Gumshoe> not the bullshit they teach ya in school
<Anonymous> my simulations predict their own futures. the most useful thing i've found to do with that is the progress bar. it knows exactly how long it will take.
<Anonymous> maybe this universe is just a massive progress bar for some other cooler universe
<Anonymous> while the aberrant denghons and ehnetahinese gather on the purple cloud to wait for the great phlogistification, they watch earth
<prickium__> WHILE THE SLOTS PRICKIUM
<Anonymous> to them we're like bad movie trailers before the actual movie
<Gumshoe> yup
<Anonymous> be careful of too much cleverness.
<Anonymous> it's interesting to think about the motives of those outsiders though. if this place was made for others' entertainment, they must be the easily amused type. and easily amused types are perfectly content with simulations that are a lot worse than this.
<Anonymous> maybe some 4chan dipshit got your IP and called in a threat or some shit. hard to imagine that you'd get swatted over a post about physics though.
<Gumshoe> yeah, physics
<Gumshoe> yes, google, you can see if i'm a bot 12 times
<Gumshoe> but i'm a human working at bot speed
<Gumshoe> and you can use YOUR bots to identify the code i put in
<Gumshoe> and then block me
<Anonymous> if this information were dangerous, the danger would have already become apparent on a massive scale.
<Gumshoe> but see, i'm onto the fact that as soon as i fix my mistakes, you're already blocking me
<Gumshoe> anonymous
<Gumshoe> the only thing WE can do with this
<Gumshoe> is predict the future
<Gumshoe> not change the past
<Gumshoe> not yet


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1kg * (((c^2)^2)) in google

try it in GOOGLE and tell me the values you GET when you just give the equation 1 kg,
<Gumshoe> we can't
<Gumshoe> not with this
<Gumshoe> as far as i know. it's a linear thing. things can be predicted
<Anonymous> how are you going to get all the values to fill your equation with?
<Anonymous> you'd need data for the matterstate of every particle you wanted to work on
<Anonymous> how does this time travel replace the atomic mass lost by radioactive decay?
<anonymous> Gumshoe: I may think you're insane, but we're ALL insane
<anonymous> sheeeeit
<Gumshoe> well, the only thing i would need is the Department of Energy... someone help me figure this shit out, we'll apply it to quantum mechanics in about 10 years
<Gumshoe> and then we'll predict the lottery for ME
<Gumshoe> cool
<Gumshoe> Quantum Theory of Everything would be the next step
<Gumshoe> GOOD LUCK MSY
<Gumshoe> "Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein"
<Gumshoe> you're right
<Gumshoe> i did, and i did
<Gumshoe> -_-
<Gumshoe> time is suggesting you have the values in advance
<Gumshoe> you fill in those values
<Gumshoe> and COMPLETE IT
<Gumshoe> make it a reality
<Gumshoe> before it happens
<Gumshoe> so, to prevent WWIII... trump needs me
<Gumshoe> dumb shit head NEEDS ME
<Gumshoe> the way i see it, makes 100% sense
<Gumshoe> values of time stop when it stops
<Gumshoe> then everything in the UNIVERSE stops
<Gumshoe> so all those values stops
<Gumshoe> i.e. space = time
<Gumshoe> volume = time i mean
<Gumshoe> when time stops
<Gumshoe> when mc2 is squared once more
<Gumshoe> ...


<Gumshoe> Anonymous they blocked me again on twitter
<Gumshoe> timed me out again
<Gumshoe> i need to lay low
<Gumshoe> you believe me right?
<Gumshoe> you odn't have to
<Gumshoe> but when people do you should :P
<Gumshoe> like theoretical physicists and mathematicians
<Gumshoe> Anonymous i'm clearly in mania
<Gumshoe> you don't understand
<Gumshoe> the thing i wrote in that post is true
<Gumshoe> i did hear a voice as i woke up... "you are going to die at age 76"
<Gumshoe> a few days later
<Gumshoe> i looked up einstein and happened to see
<Gumshoe> 76 was his death age
<Gumshoe> 26, my age, when he figured out special relativity
<Gumshoe> no i'm not EINSTEIN REINCARNATE
<Gumshoe> just weird okay
<Gumshoe> just weird
<Gumshoe> :P
<Gumshoe> i barely slept dude
<Gumshoe> i was working on this, EXCUSE ME
<Gumshoe> FOR CRACKING THE UNIVERSE
<Gumshoe> AND NOT SLEEPING
<Gumshoe> IT WAS IMPORTANT