BOOL APIENTRY DllMain(HMODULE hModule, DWORD  nReason, LPVOID lpReserved) {
    switch (nReason) {
    case DLL_PROCESS_ATTACH:
        MessageBox(
            NULL,
            "Meow from evil.dll!",
            "=^..^=",
            MB_OK
        );
        break;
    case DLL_PROCESS_DETACH:
        break;
    case DLL_THREAD_ATTACH:
        break;
    case DLL_THREAD_DETACH:
        break;
    }
    return TRUE;
}

extern "C" __declspec(dllexport) int Meow() {
    MessageBox(
        NULL,
        "Meow from evil.dll!",
         "=^..^=",
        MB_OK
    );
    return 0;
}