/mjg/ breaks into pro mahjong

> the year is 2025
> kurwa sets up the qualis yet again
> this time the qualis are for 5 people to represent /mjg/ in M-league
> 5 dudes who have learnt japanese from chinese porn cartoons fly to Japan
> all sponsored by MJS
> contractually obliged to say pon~nya and chi~nya while calling at the table
> wearing ungodly T-shirts, whose final design was decided via strawpoll
> /mjg/ revolutionary playstyle causes an uproar in riichi meta
> kanning at every opportunity
> dama is never used
> the secret "shortcut chitoi" approach has japanese pros reviving the forgotten nagare teachings
> one of the team members write a book on his "bigu diku" push-fold decision method
> japs rush to learn English to read this book
> polish majong league unironically watched in japan
> ppl in japan dress as the hat for halloween