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Fluffy Derpy: Chapter 0

Jun 2nd, 2012
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  1. >your name is Midnight
  2. >you can't remember much else
  3. >you're somewhere cold
  4. >and dark
  5. >the dark scares you
  6. >in the dark, you can't see the monsters that love to eat fluffies just like you
  7. >that's what daddy told you
  8. >you loved daddy
  9. >but then he started calling you meanie things and giving you big ouchies
  10. >he made your wingie go pop
  11. >it still hurts a lot
  12. >you can't move it without getting big ouchies
  13. >you start to remember what daddy said to you
  14. >"Worthless...die...nothing."
  15. >you can only recall those three words
  16. >they make you feel cold and heavy inside
  17. >you don't want to die
  18. >you just want daddy to love you
  19. >you just want anybody to love you
  20. >when you try to walk out of the dark, you hit your nose off something even colder
  21. >it has a funny smell
  22. >not a pretty smell but not a bad one
  23. >the floor is what smells bad
  24. >there’s squishy stuff and crinkly stuff and it all smells icky
  25. >the floor is only about as big as you
  26. >the rest is the funny smelling walls
  27. >you can hear people outside of the darkness
  28. >maybe they can let you out
  29. >”Hewwo? Hewp Mihnigh!”
  30. >you wait for a few seconds
  31. >somebody’s going to save you!
  32. >you’re glad that you’ll get out of the scary place soon
  33. >you wait some more
  34. >but nobody comes
  35. >
  36. >
  37. >you’re not sure how long you’re in the scary place for, but it’s a very long time
  38. >you have big ouchies in your mouth
  39. >every time you call for help, the ouchies get worse and your voice gets quieter
  40. >if this keeps happening, you’ll never get help
  41. >you start to cry
  42. >the dark place is smelly and scary and nobody wants to help you
  43. >you bang your head against the wall
  44. >and the floor shakes!
  45. >you don’t know why, but you get happy
  46. >what you’re doing is working!
  47. >you can get out of the scary place if there’s no floor!
  48. >you smack your head against the walls a few more times
  49. >it hurts, but you have to get rid of the floor
  50. >the floor shakes really hard…
  51. >and you fall against the wall!
  52. >the darkness becomes really bright and it hurts to see
  53. >you look to your right and see a circle of light
  54. >when you walk into it, you find yourself in a dark street
  55. >there’s nothing to see except parked cars
  56. >your owner put you in a trash can and took you to the curb!
  57. >you puff up your cheeks
  58. >the meanie left you here all alone!
  59. >he put you in the trash because he doesn’t love you!
  60. >he doesn’t love you
  61. >doesn’t love you…
  62. >you start to cry again
  63. >why doesn’t he love you? you love him!
  64. >maybe he was just angry
  65. >maybe something bad happened to him and he forgot he loved you
  66. >you turn around and see your house
  67. >you become happy again!
  68. >you can go back home and let daddy know you love him!
  69. >he’ll remember how much he loves you and you can be together again!
  70. >you trot up the steps, and flap your wingies in excitement
  71. >”OWWIE!”
  72. >you forgot about your wingie ouchies!
  73. >massive, breathy sobs escape your mouth
  74. >”The fuck is all this racket?!”
  75. >daddy!
  76. >you try to give daddy a big smile, but you have to much ouchies to do that
  77. >”Why in the fuck did you come back?! I don’t want you here!”
  78. >quickly, remind daddy!
  79. >”B-but daddeh, Mi-Mihnigh wuv oou!”
  80. >you cry while saying it
  81. >”Well, I don’t love you! Now fuck off before I finish you off myself!”
  82. >the words hit you like the sorry-stick
  83. >”D-Daddeh?”
  84. >he smacks you in the face
  85. >”I said leave!”
  86. >”Daddeh, I wuv ouu!”
  87. >he kneels down even closer
  88. >and breaks your other wingie
  89. >”OUCHIES! DADDEH, PWEASE STOP!”
  90. >what happens next is all a blur
  91. >he gives you the biggest weggie ouchie you’ve ever had
  92. >you look and see that it’s gone
  93. >there’s boo-boo juice everywhere
  94. >you beg for it back, but all he does is give you buwnie ouchies
  95. >the boo-boo juice stops, but the pain doesn’t
  96. >you cry and cry, but he just hits you some more
  97. >he comes back with dirty cleaner and dye
  98. >whenever you got dirt on things, that’s what he would use to wash it
  99. >but there’s nothing dirty
  100. >he pours it on you and it burns
  101. >he scrubs and scrubs and he keeps going until you pass out
  102. >you wish daddy loved you
  103. >when you wake up, you take a look at a pony next to you
  104. >she makes the same motions as you
  105. >she even looks like you
  106. >but something’s wrong
  107. >some of her hair is gone and she’s a different color
  108. >you have black fur, and she has grey
  109. >your hair is purple, and hers is yellow
  110. >you look at your hoofsies
  111. >they’re grey
  112. >as soon as you begin to panic, daddy picks you up and takes you outside
  113. >”You see this? This is the dumpster!”
  114. >he throws you in it and you get more ouchies
  115. >”And this is where you’re going to stay! Farewell, you derpy shit.”
  116. >derpy shit
  117. >derpy
  118. >that must be your real name
  119. >and so, you sit in the dumpster, calling for someone to help you
  120. >and a stranger opens the lid
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