RPG MOVIE TRAILER - DELTA GREEN

RPG MOVIE TRAILER
DELTA GREEN

(( Originally posted by Cargo Culture (user 6597 on forum.rpg.net thread 153703), was based on img808.imageshack.us/img808/9104/dgspottinghuge.gif - Ironically, New Order's 'Slow Jam' plays quietly in the background throughout: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUxJK6_QzAU ))
Fade in and pan down from the sky to a street filled with police cars, cops with guns drawn. A car arrives, and authority-type people get out. Their jackets say FBI. As one takes off his sunglasses, we see it is Matt Damon.

Choose federal law enforcement.



We see a Spec Ops team (led by Eric Bana) moving 2-by-2 with pupose through a shot-up and ruined Fallujah mosque.

Choose the military.



A tech-type guy (Jason Lee) sits at a computer screen, wearing big headphones. He looks confused, and turns up the volume.

GUY: "What the ..."

Cut to a forensic scientist in a lab (Jill Hennessey, who's been typecast for the rest of her life). She looks at something through a microscope, and jumps back, startled.

Choose NASA or the CDC.



Matt Damon stands meekly in an office. His boss proceeds to chew him out.

Choose lying to your superiors.



Matt Damon cleans out his desk. You see him putting an FBI coffee mug in a box of his belongings.

Choose to ruin your career.



Jason Lee sits alone in a very empty apartment with the lights off.

Choose no friends.



Jill Hennessey argues with her husband, who promptly storms out of the house. She looks over at the couch and sees her 6-year-old daughter start to cry.

Choose divorce.



Eric Bana gets drunk by himself at a bar. There are booze bottles scattered in front of him.

Choose life through the bottom of a bottle.



From behind, we see four silhouetted figures in front of a burning farmhouse. It's probably our guys, but we can't tell for sure. Some of them have guns.

Choose destroying evidence and executing innocent people because they know too fucking much.



Our guys get kitted up in black SWAT gear with gas masks in the back of a van.

Choose black fatigues and matching gas masks.



Everyone loads cool-looking MP5s.

Choose an MP5 stolen from the CIA loaded with glasers, with a range of fucking attachments.


(The chorus to 'Slow Jam' kicks in.)

We see our guys in a warehouse, in a gunfight with some horrific looking tentacled something. You know, like the thing at the end of Hellboy.

Choose blazing away at mind-numbing, sanity crushing things from beyond the stars, wondering whether you'd be better off stuffing the barrel in your own mouth.



We see Jason Lee reading a book. Everything slowly changes and warps around him, but as he looks up, it all snaps back to normal.

Choose the King in Yellow and waking up wondering who you are.



Matt Damon puts a Glock 9mm in his mouth. He might have been crying.

Choose a 9mm retirement plan.



We see a black-clad squad marching through the snow with purpose.

Cut to an old man (Martin Sheen) in a bunker at a computer. We can see a name plaque on the desk that says "Fairfield". There's black and white photos of groups of men on the walls. The computer looks like it's doing some kind of encryption-thing.

We see the squad get to a snow-covered bunker door. They look eeeevil. The leader of the squad (played by Christopher Walken) kicks open the door.

Choose going out with a bang at the end of it all, PGP-encrypting your last message down a securely laid cable as an NRO Delta wetworks squad busts through your door.


Everything goes black. All we see are muzzle flashes from automatic fire.


Choose one last Night at the Opera.



DELTA GREEN
Eric Bana • Matt Damon • Jill Hennessey • Jason Lee • Christopher Walken
With Martin Sheen as Reginald Fairfield and Naveen Andrews as Stephen Alzis
In theaters June 2006.