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- pg. 281 - Heroic spirit rising
- >There, there, don't cry.
- >Pain, pain, go away~!
- SFX: *Waaaaah*
- >Young man...
- >Let me tell you something.
- SFX: *Appear...*
- >Wh-... Who are you?
- >There is a set 'amount of pain' in the world... The pain your mother just sent away from you is going to damage someone else in the world...
- SFX: *Whisper...*
- >M-...Mom! You don't have to do that for me!
- >This 'pain' is mine to beeeeeaaaaaar!!
- >P-... Please don't teach my son strange things!
- pg. 282 - Humanity evolved
- >He looks serious. I wonder what he's thinking about...
- >If only he looked that focused all the time...
- pg. 283 - I read your character!
- [TN: this part references this kind of test question:
- https://iwiz-chie.c.yimg.jp/im_siggoeK_GujPrFpXKlNA51CsLg---x320-y320-exp5m-n1/d/iwiz-chie/que-13185581033
- where several characters need to be replaced with the words they represent. The original uses kana for the characters to be replaced, but I changed them to 'A', 'B', 'C' etc. in hopes of it being more familiar]
- >That cunning bastard wouldn't just give the answer away from the start...
- >That means... I can go with my tried and true 'C's and 'D's for the most part...
- >Throw some 'B's in there for variety...
- >And deliberately leave in a single 'A'!!
- SFX: *Srcth!*
- >-And that's how
- >I can make multiple letter choice questions into a fun battle of wits against the teacher.
- >Just study.
- pg. 284 - A memory each time you eat
- >I follow the 'put lemon on karaage' school! [another "controversial" food-related dispute. Some people believe karaage goes with lemon, others think it's heresy.]
- >And they say 'Your first kiss tastes like lemon'!
- >Which means...
- >If you have your first kiss while eating karaage it will create the ultimate harmony in your mouth!!
- >That poor girl!!
- >But it would fulfill both appetites...
- >Absolutely not! Keep them separate, you hear me!?
- >Are you his mom...?
- pg. 285 - Love-starved man
- >Yakiniku
- SFX: *Sizzle*
- >...Do you think chewing beef tongue in your mouth is like french kissing...?
- >Beef tongue goes well with lemon too, so it would even work with the first kiss tastes like lemon thing...
- >...Do you want your first to be with a cow...?
- >I'll take any creature that's willing to love me at this point.
- >You've been scaring me lately, dude...
- pg. 286 - Embezzlement is a Hero's privilege
- >Momotarou took back the treasure the oni had stolen from the nearby village
- [flag] Japan
- >and went home to where the old man and the old woman were waiting, and the three of them lived happily ever after.
- >Give it back to the townsfolk!!
- [book]Momota-
- >He risked his life to fight the oni, so he deserves some compensation, right...?
- >But... The old man and the old woman didn't have to risk anything, and they suddenly get to live like kings!!
- >Well... Maybe they worked hard to raise Momotarou...?
- >It says "he grew up in no time at all" right here! Did they even have to spend anything to raise him!?
- >Those nitpicky, immature complaints...
- >She's becoming more and more of an otaku...
- pg. 287 - Don't try this at home
- >I've been saving up money to go on a trip.
- >Heeh? Where are you thinking of going?
- >I want to visit all of the famous power spots across Japan.
- >I did not expect to hear that.
- >I have my own reasons, I assure you.
- >In all these sacred lands, overflowing with mystical energy...
- >If I roll gacha there I get the feeling I'm going to get good rolls.
- >You're going to get punished.
- pg. 288 - Fanatic
- SFX: *Bustle* *Bustle*
- [signs, left to right] Akumu, Karaoke Boe~, Book store - Print Addiction - -drugs
- >...That is why, in order for humanity to change on a fundamental level,
- >we require the guidance of a great leader!
- >Oh no...
- >Why did I have to get stopped by some weird person on my day off...
- >Does this 'great leader' have braided sidelocks by any chance?
- SFX: *Nu-*
- >UWAAAAAH!?
- pg. 289 - The ultimate choice
- >I... I don't know who you are, but thank you so much...
- >I just thought you looked like might need some help.
- >Well, how about you treat me to lunch as thanks?
- >Eh-... O-... Okay...
- >Then, let's go to this family restaurant.
- >...All right...
- >I'm not sure if this is any better than putting up with that strange conversation...
- pg. 290 - Not from you [original, 'omaiu', is an abbreviation of 'omae ga iuu na', which means 'you're the last person I want to hear that from']
- [upper sign] Family restaurant - Nuclear Family
- [lower sign] New menu - Stranger bowl
- >All right, I'll have the chicken doria and unlimited refills!
- >And a mango parfait for desert!
- >...You were in real trouble back there.
- >With people like that, you have to be blunt and tell them you're interested!
- >Yes... You're right...
- >If you don't, they'll take advantage of your kindness and suck you dry, you know?
- >Yes...
- >You keep saying yes...
- >If you just agree with everyone without thinking, you're going to end up buying lunch for people like me!
- >You're the one who asked me to...
- pg. 291 - Right back at you
- >Are you like this at school too?
- >...I suppose. I always accept what people ask me to do...
- >Lately I've discovered a new interest so I might not be completely the same but... I'm still hopeless...
- >...Wait, what am I saying to someone I just met...? I'm sorry, please forget what I just said.
- >You remind me of myself back in the day.
- >I used to be like that, always being used by others.
- >But I had a friend to rescue me.
- >Even though we went to different schools, both made new friends and both have separate lives... We don't see each other as often as we used to.
- >...Wait, what am I saying to someone I just met...? I'm sorry, please forget what I just said.
- >P-... Please don't copy me!
- pg. 292 - Misuse of preservatives
- >...But I think that's nice.
- >That you had such a great friendship...
- >Don't you have any? Friends, I mean...
- >I get along with everyone in my class.
- >But there is a girl I'd like to form a deeper friendship with...
- >...Take a look at this.
- SFX: *Rustle*
- >? What is it?
- >This is my prized possession, what saved me three years ago... The cookies my friend gave me.
- SFX: *Swft*
- >Wooow, three years...
- >Th-...TH-TH-TH-THREE YEARS AGO!?
- pg. 293 - A well-meant gift
- >You have no idea how much getting these cookies from her saved my heart...
- SFX: *Sniff* *Sniff*
- >That's fine but don't you think bringing those old cookies into a restaurant is a bad idea!?
- >Even if we're at different schools, she still supports my heart...
- >Are you listening?
- >You have someone you're interested in, right?
- >So you can become closer to her...
- >I'll give you these cookies.
- [small]As a good luck charm
- >I... I DON'T WANT THEEEEEEM!!
- >I know you mean well but that's just trash!!
- pg. 294 - Capable Part-timer Makihara Mitsuko
- >Um...
- >You said you don't see your friend much anymore...
- >...Don't you miss her?
- >It's the days spent with your friends, influencing each other,
- SFX: *Appear*
- >that make you who you are today...
- >If you remember that your friends are with you, in who you are and what you do...
- >Even if you miss them, that will give you courage.
- >Here are your orders.
- >One chicken doria.
- >Th-... The waitress wrapped up the conversation...!?
- pg. 295 - Do you want some candy? [original title is 'I'll give you sweets', but this conveys the nuance better, I think]
- >You carry sweets with you?
- >Yeah. These make it easy to start a conversation with people I haven't ever spoken to.
- >Sweet things make people less anxious... And are conversation starters; a way to get closer to people!
- >You've got communication skills that Otonashi could stand to learn from...
- SFX: *PIRIRIRIRIRIRIRI*
- >Wai-...! No-...! Miss, I wasn't after you!!
- SFX: *Run*
- >Don't chase her, Makihara! Even if that's not what you meant it looks really bad!!
- pg. 296 - Jumping youth
- >"If I were God, I would make youth the end of a man's life." - Anatole France [I could not find any reference to this quote]
- >...Man, that's why he was a prized novelist... He said some deep stuff...
- >Life ending at youth, huh...
- >...That's cicadas!
- >The old man's jealous of cicadas!
- SFX: *Kya* *Kya*
- >The old man's jealous of cicadas!
- >Are we really spending our youth right...?
- pg. 297 - Grooming
- >When brushing an animal, a hormone called oxytocin is secreted which gives a sense of relief and euphoria.
- [small]Oooooh...
- SFX: *Rub*
- >Wh-... What!?
- SFX: *Rustle* *Rustle*
- >Not quite... It feels like a rubbing a pan scourer...
- >Uuuugh, yeah, nah, this sucks... The more I rub it the worse I feel...
- SFX: *Rustle* *Rustle*
- >Then stop it!
- pg. 298 - Clash
- >O-... Otonashi-san!
- >Would you like to go into town with me next weekend?
- >Terasawa-san! Of course, I'd be happy to...
- >Oooi, Misuzu! You've got nothing to do this weekend, right? Wanna go out?
- >Ah...?
- >Hm...?
- >I'm the one who asked first. ...I get priority, don't I?
- SFX: *Rumble*
- >No, no, no, no, no, no, no... I've been with her for a lot longer than you...
- pg. 299 - Brought it upon yourself
- >Guys...? Could you calm down...?
- >Let's have Otonashi-san decide who she hangs out with this weekend!
- >Gladly!
- >Oi, Sugisakiii~! Didn't you say you'd come shopping with us this weekend~?
- SFX: *Peek*
- [side] Forgot
- >...Well, then! Sugisaki-kun!
- >Have fun with your friends! We'll be very busy going around Anikimeito*!
- [below]*Anime shop
- >You're going to Anikimeito too, Terasawa? That's a coincidence.
- >That's where we're going too.
- >Ngheh-...!?
- pg. 300 - Complete agreement
- >If we're all going to the same place... Why don't all 5 of us go together?
- >Oh- Good idea. The more the merrier!
- >Wha-...!
- >Then it's decided! All 5 of us are going out!!
- SFX: *Yaaaaay*
- >Eh-... Wai-...
- >...Well...
- >If that's fine with you, Misuzu/Otonashi-san...
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